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I am really looking forward to this weekend!
Me, too! I haven't been to the Hamptons in ages.
I'll say I've got this really hot,
one-of-a-kind bikini straight off the runway,
and I can't wait to show it off.
Mmmmmm!!!
Um..I don't know how to say this, but
I can't make it.
What? Why?
Just come!
Alright ladies, I better run.
But don't forget the car is going to be at my apartment to pick us up at noon,
so don't be late.
Hey! Where's Hilary?
I don't know, maybe she's not even coming!
Oh here she is!
(Group) Hey!
**BOING**
What the %7*! Holy s@*!
Well, I mean, I've been working a lot this week
and I didn't even know I was coming out this weekend.
Hey come over here! I'll give you a good trim!
That does it! You need a major wax job pronto!
Who are you calling?
I have a waxing 911 that needs immediate attention.
Do you have someone available right now?
Helga?
The Norwegian waxer?
OK. We'll book it.
Her name is Hilary and she'll be right there.
Oh you can't miss her. She's totally overgrown.
But I don't wax.
Honey, that rain forest needs a Brazilian!
Just go!
GO!
OK. Lay back on the table please
This is not going to hurt, is it?
No. Satin Smooth is very good. There will be no pain. You will look very sexy.
This is not something I can do at home, is it?
NOW LOOK, if you want results like a pro, you gotta leave it to the pro!
Now lay back, and relax!
Is this gonna hurt?
I mean I really need to know if it's going to hurt
Because, I mean I'm really like allergic to pain!
and ya know back in my grandmother's day she had this like waxing accident
**INCOHERENT BABBLE**
**EVIL LAUGH**
**INCOHERENT BABBLE**
OK, all done!
Really?
Ya, take a look!
Ooh so smooth! What did you use again?
Satin Smooth.
Now remember, don't try this at home.
**Heavenly Music**
**Group reacts positively**
**Whistles and WOW's** "Beautiful, Gorgeous"
Now we can be seen with you in public!
Wow! You look amazing!
Let's‚ get this party started!
Can I get you a drink?
**Group cheers**
**Group horrified**
I wonder if Helga does man-scaping?
Or maybe I should introduce him to my new BFF, Satin Smooth!
Yeah!