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For each university student
There is an insidious danger
Always lurking
Everyday ready to set a trap for you
It is a challenge to resist it
You have to grit your teeth
And think your future is at stake
But it is an uneven fight
IT is so soft, so comfortable, Always ready to welcome you
IT never judges you
And yet how many stories Could be told by a sofa!
Now you must be wondering What Tomaso is doing there
Well, I am just about to tell you anyway
I still have three lines in this episode
English Subtitles by Valeria Rosso
In order for me to tell you this story
We have to take a little step back
Now you go up to her, Tom, and say your name, ok?
Ok - Self-confident!
Hi there! I'm Tomaso.
You never let her speak
Tell some juicy jokes perhaps
To break the ice
And smile your best smile
And don't forget your secret weapon
Hey, you have something in your hair!
A restaurant owned by friends of mine, on the riverside
Just for the two of us
What do you say?
No, wait Loris, what restaurant?
What do you care? It's just an excuse. Go on!
Yeah but I don't have your style
Who cares? Come on! And smile!
Hey, where are you? Ok, I'm coming!
She's gonna be yours!
Yes, no, no, don't worry at all
I said don't worry
I'm getting the books next week
So I can get down to studying
Yes, very hard. Don't worry
Mum, you don't have to threaten me, you know
11, it's your turn
Hey guys! How you doing?
What's up?
Hey Tommy, we need another player, do you mind joining us?
No, thanks, I have to study - Come on, there's always time to study. Just one game
Ok... - Come on, it's no big deal
So, this is you character's card
In this game you can do whatever you want Within the story I am telling
And I'm supposed to be a half-elf, half-dwarf, half-plumber clergyman-werewolf-mason?
That's a great character, trust me
So where were we?
Ah yes, a bad élite guard is standing in front of you
What do you choose to do?
Assault him?
Are you kidding? It's one of the strongest characters.
It's impossible... - Mental!
Wait, guys, the newcomer has proved to be brave
And reminded us of something we all had forgotten
We must face evil with our heads held high
We can't desert the suffering peoples
We can't back down because we are heroes!
For this, young man, I shall always be by your side
And should fate grant it, I shall triumph by your side
No sugar... - Ok, throw the dice now
And now?
What happened? - 20!!
You've killed him, beheaded him!
He's dead!
He's dead? - You couldn't have done better!
I have beheaded the monster!
It's a strange feeling
I'm having fun, guys!
What Tomaso could not imagine were the consequences
That could follow from a simple throw of the dice
GOOAAL!!
He's dead!
GOAL!!!
I've scored!!!
You don't know who you're dealing with!
Stop, Tomaso, he's too strong, even for you, you can't beat him!
Oops, the dice slipped through my fingers
He's exploded!!!!
It's impossible...
YEEEES!! Who's the king of the sofa?
So, this time it's a poor, dull, defenseless, drunken old man
Don't get your hands dirty, master, I'll take care of him! - Shut up, peasant!
I hit him with my secret rotating blow, so as to wipe him once and for all from this land
But what the dice may give, the dice may also take
And after a month's successes, Tomaso had to feel the bitter taste of defeat
Fate has no masters
I had more interesting lines when I used to work in soap operas
Well, how did he die?
Exploded? Burnt?
Master, you did 1
So? Have I only chopped his leg off?
Well actually, according to the rules, you've stumbled and beheaded yourself
Come on, guys, you're kidding me, aren't you?
You're dead
Hi there!
Hey Tommy! Hi! Hi, how are you?
Fine, thanks. What about you? You disappeared! I haven't seen you in ages!
Yes, I've been busy with a couple of projects
I see... Projects huh?
Proj... yes those projects - Yes, the history projects I guess
If you are not too busy with your all important mysterious projects
Do you remember I've invited you to dinner?
Dinner...
How about tonight?
Dinner?... Tonight? Ok...
My flat mates are so looking forward to meeting you
Ok. Bye. Ok. Bye.
Bye, Tommy.
Yes!
892424. Melania here. Good morning. How can I help you?
Yes... Yes... With hot water you can put out a fire... I think so...
Goodbye. Thank you, thank you...
Tommy! - Hi there!
How are you? - Fine, thanks, you?
Guys, I've missed you so much!
I swear I didn't bring him
Guys, I have rum chocolates!
All right then
Hi! I'm Ada. - And I'm Ida.
Hi there!
Party time!!
Girls, I swear I didn't bring him
Wow, everything was so good!
Melania told us you're single, aren't you?
Yeah... Since you are so curious
I'll tell you my story, or better, the story of Silvia and me
You see, this girl, Silvia, and I were together... - Hey, these chocolates are so good!
How cool of me to bring them!
When we were together, it was like... like...
How boring is he please?
But he's cool, I understand why Melania...
Hey, but we're sharing the same thoughts! How cool!
Paradise! I know it sounds ridiculous, but it really was paradise
Oh gosh, I've shut myself off
I must cut in with some general comment
That's life!
You're right!
Perfect.
But I don't care anymore
Now my heart belongs to another
But it's a mess, because we aren't even friends on Facebook
And what are you waiting for?
You know me, I'm not good at this kind of things
Her name's Valentina - Who?
The one who thinks she's just too cool for everyone?
Yes, she'd rather die than bother looking at someone
The last time I saw her laugh it was 'cause a mammoth had told her a joke
That one! - That very one!
Why don't you stay over for the night? - Why not? Melania has a big bed!
I think it's an excellent idea
Don't worry, Tomaso. Melania has a huge bed, there's plenty of room for you
How sleepy I am!
Maybe I'd better walk him home
Thanks for the nice evening, Mela
No need to thank me
Thanks for the nice evening! Next time, I'll stay for the night
Anyway, if you want, we can study together medieval history next week
Yeah, it'd be cool - Come on! I don't have the whole night!
We'll study together sometime! - Ok! Bye...
Don't say anything
I don't wanna see you around anymore! - Quiet, drop it, come on!
That's my jacket! That one! Someone's stolen it! - No, no, NOOO!
Quiet! You've just exchanged all your clothes for this beautiful red helmet, don't you remember?
What a bargain!
Great, let's go now
This is my jacket, this one, you stole it! - No, no, no!
We're there
Forgive me! Forgive me please! No, no, nooo!