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Hello I'm Ian Stone welcome to off the ball extra. I'm joined this week by Mr. Bob Mills.Hello Mr Mills its so cold they've allowed us, this is how well we get treated ladies and Gentlemen in the world of broadcast.
they've very kindly given us dispensation we can keep our hats and scarves on, You've got bed hair though haven't you? I want to thank the management for that. I genuinely do we appreciate it, yeah cheers for that.
now this week, this week, we're talking about some players beginning with B, We're talking about David Beckham of course this week made his debut for PSG.
And he came off about the last 20 minutes, one thing, he looked amazing! well he always looks amazing! yeah I know, 37 years old though and you'd expect there to be some, thickening.
you know what I mean, just some thickening he's not carrying any timber at all is he.no, Even if it's only like thickening of the thighs, even if he's working too hard to build up he looks lean he really looks the business, he's looked after himself,
and also, he is an underwear model though isn't he? he is. you don't really want fat blokes modelling underwear, well you say that, that's a whole different programme we should be doing really. fat blokes modelling underwear, cos i think there's a niche
there, quite a big niche really, enormous niche. they did follow him about it is a bit of a circus with the whole thing about Beckham,I mean there were cameras on him for the entire time, while he was warming up
The guy on the commentary at one point said oh David Beckham is doing his shoelaces up. Yeah i I've heard that. I think it's time for him to come on. this could be it, hang on a minute its' 2012 going at it hell for leather.
ok about that its all about Beckham someone's doing his shoelaces up it could be a big moment in the game. and he came on and he sorta made a goal didn't he, he did the little chip he did the assist for the assist,
listen I'll tell you the great thing about David, he's an East London Boy, we keep thinking he's spiritually gonna come home eventually. Well there were talks of him going to West Ham.He won't go to West Ham
His heart is a Brisbane rovers, has he ever been to Brisbane rovers, he's been passed it on a number of occasions .over it in a jet on the way to LA I think is what you mean.
but what he can do,and this is this is why I would have, people go, oh oh why didn't you put him in the olympics, stuart pearce, do him a favour, No I would have put him in the last world cup squad
because what he can still do and he'll always be able to do, because it requires no energy, it only requires innate ability, the straight 15 yard pass is a very difficult skill. No it isn't!
well you have a look at most games what might go as a miss, they do the little pass, you know that silly little ricochet that Wenger invented, where 3 of them pass within a yard of each other, the triangle, the triangle, we're very good at that yeah,
it's good in training it's good in practice but when you're doing it on the pitch you're just looking at it like that. you get a little bit dizzy
The thing about Beckham is he never had much pace did he? no, that's what they said to him, have you lost any pace? and he he said well I never had any to begin with.
what he can do is he can stand just inside the opposition's half and see someone in a dangerous position he's never in a dangerous position himself but he can play a straight ball to someone who is
Apparently the next thing on the agenda is the beatification of David, honestly that's next on the list. find new pope, what about Beckham for pope? deal with problem in Scotland, thirdly lets sort something out for the boy david, that's what it says
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