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There's an American guy who comes to Cuba. He's looking for a hotel and can't find one. There's no empty rooms.
He finds a hotel. And asks the owner of the hotel,
"I would like a room." The owner says,"That's good,
there's only one room and a Cuban in it." The American says,
"Oh that's fine, give me it, it's fine." So the goes up to the room. Takes off his clothes. And lays on his side.
The Cuban comes to the hotel to sleep.
The owner of the hotel says, "Listen, upstairs is an American,
he rented your room and you have to sleep with him."
The Cuban says, "That's fine, it's fine." So the Cuban goes to lay down. He sees the American has such a nice ***. And so big.
So, the Cuban goes like this with his ***. (makes noise) And the American says, "OH, OH!" And the Cuban goes again. (makes noise).
And the American goes, "OH, OH!" And the Cuban goes one more time. (makes noise) And puts his *** in him. And the American says,
"OH, OH, OKAY!"