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[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
HOLY [BLEEP]
Terry: THIS IS OUR FRIEND TOM MOORE.
WE'VE JUST DROPPED HIM INTO THE GAME.
24 HOURS AGO, WE ABDUCTED HIM.
WE HANDCUFFED HIM, BLINDFOLDED HIM,
AND THEN DROPPED HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
WHERE IN THE WORLD?
Terry: HE HAS NO IDEA WHERE HE IS,
AND HE'S GOT 100 HOURS TO FIND HIS WAY OUT.
I HAVE ANOTHER TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
YEAH, THAT'S A FIRE.
Terry: HE'S ABOUT TO EXPERIENCE DANGERS
LIKE HE'S NEVER EXPERIENCED BEFORE.
HE NEEDS TO GET HIS BUTT IN GEAR.
HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT YET.
ME AND THE BOYS WILL BE DISSECTING HIS EVERY MOVE.
HE'S ACTUALLY SETTING UP A LITTLE MAKESHIFT FORGE HERE.
THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL.
Terry: 'CAUSE TO WIN THIS GAME,
YOU'VE GOT TO DO MORE THAN JUST SURVIVE.
OW!
OOH! OOH!
I CAN GET NO BIOMETRIC DATA ON THIS CAT.
I GOT NOTHING. HE'S LITERALLY HORIZONTAL.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
Jake: HE COULD BE SICK. HE COULD BE HURT.
WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.
HE'S STILL NOT MOVING.
WHOO!
HELLO.
THE ***.
[ LAUGHTER ]
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THESE DUDES?
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
[ LAUGHS ]
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, YES!
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THE GAME IS AFOOT, LADS.
WE JUST NEED TO BE READY TO GO IF HE STARTS TO TAKE IT.
IF HE STARTS WALKING AWAY, WE GOT TO GO GRAB HIM.
HE LIVES OUT HERE.
YOU KNOW, HOW OFTEN DO YOU JUST COME OUT OF YOUR HOUSE?
TOM IS A WILY OLD DUDE.
YOU KNOW, WE STAKED HIM OUT HERE BECAUSE THIS IS HIS HOME.
Terry: "THE TOMAHAWK" PREFERS TO LIVE OFF THE GRID.
THIS GUY'S HAPPIER IN AN OLD TENT
THAN IN A [Laughing] WARM BED.
HE'S OUR SURVIVAL HISTORIAN AND RESIDENT MacGYVER
WHEN IT COMES TO BUSHCRAFT.
HE'S GOT 16 YEARS AS A PATHFINDER,
WHICH ARE THE SCOUTS IN THE U.S. ARMY,
AND HE WAS A MILITARY CONTRACTOR FOR ANOTHER 10.
I MEAN, LET'S BE SERIOUS, GUYS.
HE'S GOT THE TAJ MAHAL SET UP OVER THERE.
Jake: MY PLAN WAS TO COME OUT HERE
AND FOLLOW TOM OUT INTO THE WOODS
AND CAPTURE HIM THERE WITH EXTREME VIOLENCE OF ACTION.
WE FIGURED, YOU KNOW,
HE'D BE AN EASY MARK HERE IN THE CAMPSITE.
FOR SOME REASON, JAKE'S GOT IT IN HIS HEAD
THAT WE NEED TO WAIT FOR TOM TO LEAVE HIS TENT,
BUT TOM IS SELF-CONTAINED.
HE'S GOT EVERYTHING HE COULD WANT RIGHT THERE.
HE HAS NO REASON TO LEAVE, AND THIS IS GETTING OLD FAST.
Jake: WE'RE IN THE DANG RV GETTING ANTSY, PASSING GAS.
IT SMELLS LIKE A CESSPOOL IN THERE.
YEAH.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS A BAD IDEA FROM THE BEGINNING.
TOM'S TRAINED LIKE ME. WE'RE ARMY GUYS.
YOU JUST CAN'T SHOW UP.
YOU GOT TO PLAN, JAKE.
John: HE'S NOT LOOKED OVER HERE YET, THOUGH, HAS HE?
STRANGE. I THOUGHT HE'D BE EYES ON THIS STRAIGHT AWAY.
Tom: I SAW THOSE GUYS ON THE FIRST DAY.
I SAW THIS KIND OF OBVIOUS RV PARKED UP THERE.
COME ON, I LIVE HERE.
I KNOW WHO'S IN EVERY ONE OF THESE TENTS.
YOU THINK YOU CAN COME ONTO MY TURF AND I WOULDN'T NOTICE?
PLEASE.
HE'S A BIT OF A HOME BIRD ISN'T HE, OLD TOM?
YEAH, HE'S PRETTY STATIC.
HE DOESN'T REALLY DO A LOT WHEN HE'S HOME, DOES HE?
I JUST WANT THOSE GUYS TO FINALLY REALIZE
THAT OLD AGE AND CUNNING
WILL OUTDO YOUTH AND SKILL EVERY TIME.
MAN.
I JUST WANT TO GET THIS DAMN TRIP ON THE ROAD.
LET'S GO, TOM. WALK.
DUDE, I DON'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S RIGHT THERE!
GO GET HIM. LET'S GET HIM.
WE GOT TO GET HIM RIGHT NOW. GET HIM. GET HIM. GET HIM.
OH, REALLY?
REALLY? THE DOOR'S FREAKIN' STUCK.
JAKE, I'M GONNA KICK IT DOWN, DUDE.
Jake: HANG ON. HANG ON, MAN. DON'T KICK IT DOWN.
MATT JUST LEFT OUT THE WINDOW.
HEY, MATT.
COME ON!
OPEN THE DOOR, DUDE.
COME ON!
GOOD LAD, GRAHAM! NICE ONE!
COME ON, MAN.
REALLY, DUDE?
AW, MAN!
[ LAUGHING ]
Jake: I TOLD Y'ALL.
I TOLD YOU HE WAS GONNA ***-TRAP IT.
GO TO THE LIGHT. GO TO THE LIGHT.
Tom: WHEN IT'S YOUR TURN IN THIS GAME,
YOU DON'T WANT TO GO DOWN EASY.
IT'S POINT OF HONOR.
WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
WHERE YOU GUYS BEEN?
NICE ONE.
ABOUT TIME YOU GUYS SHOWED UP. I WAS GETTING TIRED, MAN.
WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP?
WITH GOT HIT WITH A LARGE MAN TRAP.
John: COME ON, MASTERMIND. WE'VE GOT YOUR QUARRY.
YOU GUYS WANT A SHOT OF WHISKEY?
HEY, MAN, YOU GO SCREW YOURSELF.
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT'S UP, MAN?
HEY, MAN.
HOW YOU DOING?
PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON HIM. PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON HIM.
John: HANDS FORWARD, MY DEAR CHAP.
PUT THEM ON. LET'S GO.
PUT THE BAG ON HIS HEAD.
Terry: THAT WAS PRETTY SLICK, TOM.
YEAH, WELL, THANK YOU, TERRY. THANK YOU.
SORRY TO DO THIS, TOM, BUT YOU KNOW THE RULES.
WE'RE NOT SORRY.
Matt: WE PLAY THIS GAME
TRYING TO SNEAK SURVIVAL GEAR PAST EACH OTHER,
SO OF COURSE WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A SEARCH.
I'M NOT SURE WHAT HE'S GOT HERE IN HIS POCKET.
I DON'T KNOW.
TELEPHONE.
POWER CORD.
John: HE'S READY TO GO.
OKAY. NOT BAD, TOM. WHAT ELSE?
I DON'T KNOW.
SOME LITTLE GRANOLA BAR.
Tom: YEAH. I GOT A GRANOLA BAR IN MY POCKET?
NOT BAD. YEAH.
WHAT A SURPRISE -- A TIN OF OYSTERS.
WHAT?!
YEAH, WHAT A SURPRISE. DID NOT EXPECT THAT.
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD THAT IN MY POCKET.
YEAH, THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE AT ALL, MAN.
Tom: THEY FOUND THE STUFF I WANTED THEM TO FIND,
BUT AS USUAL, I GOT WHAT I NEEDED PAST THEM.
I CAN'T WAIT TO SHOW THESE HOT SHOTS
A THING OR TWO ABOUT SURVIVAL.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS. JUST EVERYTHING'S OKAY.
WE ARE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.
I MEAN, WE ARE.
WE'RE TRAINED PROFESSIONALS.
PROFESSIONAL WHAT?
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BROUGHT DOWN THE DAMN TENT.
WE'RE TAKING TOM TO SOUTHERN CHILE,
A LOCATION SO REMOTE,
IT'S GONNA TAKE US TWO DAYS TO GET THERE.
John: THE DROP ZONE IS SO DANGEROUS
THAT EVEN WORLD-CLASS MOUNTAINEERS
DON'T DARE TO SET FOOT THERE.
THIS WILL TEST ALL OF TOM'S WILDERNESS SKILLS.
Matt: WHOO!
Jake: TOM'S ALWAYS SPOUTING OFF ABOUT WHAT HE KNOWS
AND THIS, THAT, AND THE OTHER.
I JUST WANT TO SEE IF HE CAN SURVIVE
DOWN HERE IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE.
ON A VOLCANO.
[ LAUGHS ]
SO, WE'VE BASICALLY TAKEN TOM TO THE BOTTOM OF THE WORLD,
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO SOUTHERN CHILE
TO A PLACE CALLED CORCOVADO.
THIS IS CHILE'S SOUTHERN VOLCANO ZONE,
WHERE NO LESS THAN 32 VOLCANOS WREAK HAVOC.
WE DROP TOM IN ONE OF THEM,
AND HE'S GOT 100 HOURS TO FIND HIS WAY OUT.
[ HELICOPTER BLADES WHIRRING ]
HOLY [BLEEP]
WOW!
WHERE IN THE [BLEEP] DID MY FRIENDS DROP ME NOW?
HOLY CRAP.
THIS PLACE IS GORGEOUS.
I'VE BEEN BLINDFOLDED AND HANDCUFFED
IN SOME CRAZY PLACES BEFORE, BUT NEVER ANYWHERE LIKE THIS --
HUGE, BURN-YOUR-EYEBALLS GORGEOUS,
AND HIGH.
THIS ONE'S A DOOZY.
Jake: TO THE EAST ARE THREE MOUNTAIN PASSES
AND 50 MILES OF WILDERNESS TO THE ARGENTINA BORDER.
TO THE SOUTH, 200 MILES OF COMPLETE ISOLATION.
TO THE WEST IS THE OCEAN,
BUT IT'S BEHIND A 2,000-FOOT VOLCANIC WALL.
THE CLOSEST FORM OF CIVILIZATION
ARE SOME SMALL SALMON FARMS TO THE NORTHWEST.
Terry: TOM'S GOT A CAMERAMAN WITH HIM,
BUT HE CANNOT HELP HIM IN ANY WAY.
Tom: PRETTY POSITIVE I'M SOUTH OF THE EQUATOR
BECAUSE LOOKING AT THESE MOUNTAINS
THAT ARE OVER MY SHOULDER HERE --
THEY LOOK A LOT LIKE THE ANDES MOUNTAINS
THAT I'VE SEEN IN PICTURES.
WHEREVER IT IS, IT SURE IS BEAUTIFUL.
Terry: NOW THAT WE'VE DROPPED OFF TOM,
WE'RE GONNA HEAD TO OUR BASECAMP 20 MILES AWAY
SO WE CAN MONITOR HIS EVERY MOVE.
THIS TIME, WE'RE REALLY ROUGHING IT...
ON A 70-FOOT YACHT.
Jake: I MEAN, YEAH, WE COULD HAVE GOT ON THE BOAT AND RODE IT,
BUT IT JUST AIN'T AS COOL
AS JUMPING IN THE WATER OUT OF A MOVING HELICOPTER.
Terry: AS MUCH AS I WOULD HAVE LIKED
TO HAVE SENT TOM OUT THERE WITH NOTHING...
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
...THAT'S NOT PART OF THE GAME.
WE ALWAYS GIVE YOU A SURVIVAL KIT
TO GIVE YOU A FIGHTING CHANCE.
LOOK AT THIS. AWESOME.
Terry: SO, WE LEFT HIM A FEW THINGS
THAT MAY OR MAY NOT HELP HIM ALONG THE WAY.
[ LAUGHS ]
OH, THAT'S NICE.
I THOUGHT SOME FLOWERS WOULD BE APPROPRIATE.
I WANTED TOM TO HAVE AT LEAST A SWEET MOMENT.
POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE.
USED FOR PURIFYING WATER.
GOOD STUFF.
I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY GAVE ME A GALLON OF ANTIFREEZE.
I GAVE HIM THE ANTIFREEZE,
AND IF TOM IS HALF AS CLEVER AS HE SAYS HE IS,
HE WON'T DRINK IT.
MAYBE HE'LL KNOW HOW ANTIFREEZE AND FLOWERS GO TOGETHER.
WHAT ELSE WE GOT HERE?
Jake: I GAVE HIM SOME GOLF CLUBS, YOU KNOW,
AND THE BAG AND THE TEES
AND THE GOLF BALLS
AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT COMES IN YOUR LITTLE STARTER KIT
AND THE HEAD COVERS.
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT HAVING SOMETHING AS A WALKING STICK.
THIS IS PERFECT.
I CAN SEE A LAKE AT THE BASE OF THE VOLCANO,
SO I'M GONNA HEAD IN THAT DIRECTION.
GO DOWN AND FIND SOME FRESHWATER.
MY BIG CONCERN RIGHT NOW IS,
BELOW THIS, THERE'S ICE AND THERE'S SNOW.
IT'S GETTING DARK.
IT'S GONNA MAKE WALKING REALLY DIFFICULT.
WHOA, TEMPERATURE'S DROPPING FAST.
I CAN'T GET CAUGHT UP HERE IN THE DARK.
I GOT NOTHING TO MAKE FIRE OR SHELTER WITH.
Terry: TOM'S ALWAYS BRAGGING
ABOUT HOW HE'S SMARTER AND WISER THAN ALL OF US.
MAYBE SO, TOM.
BUT HERE'S THE THING --
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE PUT TO THE TEST.
Terry: WE SNATCHED TOM
FROM HIS LITTLE HUT IN THE WOODS IN EASTERN ARIZONA.
PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON HIM.
WE HANDCUFFED HIM, BLINDFOLDED HIM,
AND DROPPED HIM ON A VOLCANO IN SOUTHERN CHILE
WITH NO FOOD OR WATER.
HOLY [BLEEP]
WOW!
Terry: AND UNLESS HE MAKES SOME TIME,
HE'LL HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT ON A GLACIER.
HE'S GOT 100 HOURS TO FIND CIVILIZATION
USING ONLY HIS "WISDOM" AND A FEW BASIC SUPPLIES.
Jake: LET'S GET ON THERE,
AND LET'S SEE IF WE CAN PICK UP HIS LOCATION.
YEAH.
FROM OUR FLOATING BASECAMP,
WE'LL BE ABLE TO MONITOR TOM'S PROGRESS.
Terry: AS PART OF THE GAME,
WE'VE OUTFITTED HIM WITH A BELT TO MEASURE HIS BIOMETRICS.
IN THIS GAME, IF HIS CORE BODY TEMPERATURE
FALLS BELOW 96.6 OR RISES ABOVE 103.6,
HE'S DISQUALIFIED.
HE'S DONE.
IN ADDITION, THERE'S A CAMERAMAN FOLLOWING HIM.
WE CAN'T HEAR HIM, BUT WE CAN SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.
Terry: WOW, HONESTLY, HE'S MOVING PRETTY FAST,
WHICH MAKES SENSE 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT?
IT'S GETTING DARK,
AND HE'S GOT TO GET DOWN OFF THAT AS SOON AS POSSIBLE,
SO I THINK THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT'S HE'S DOING.
BUT I'M A LITTLE WORRIED.
I'D BE CONCERNED ABOUT MY FOOTING
'CAUSE THAT'S A NASTY PLACE THAT HE'S WALKING.
SO I'VE GOT ABOUT 15 MINUTES OF NAUTICAL TWILIGHT LEFT.
John: HE'S NOT GONNA HAVE
MUCH LIGHT LEFT TO PLAY WITH BY THE TIME
HE GETS TO A DECENT SHELTER SITE, THOUGH, IS HE?
HE'S GOT TO GET DOWN,
AND HE'S GOT TO EITHER GET SHELTER OR GET A FIRE GOING.
OTHERWISE, HE'S SLEEPING ON THE ROCKS.
YEAH, THAT'S NO GOOD.
Tom: I'M GONNA HEAD FOR THE CEDAR TREE
AND SEE IF THERE'S A CLEAR SPOT UNDER IT.
I THINK THIS IS ABOUT IT.
I'M GONNA BUILD ME A FIRE RIGHT OVER HERE.
I DIDN'T SEE -- WHAT IS HE DOING?
John: HE'S SUSSED OUT OUR GIFT, MATT.
YOU THINK HE'S USING IT?
YEAH, YEAH.
ANTIFREEZE HAS GLYCERIN IN IT.
WE CAN USE THAT WITH THIS,
POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE, TO MAKE A FIRE.
John: HE'S SEEN STRAIGHT THROUGH IT. HE'S SEEN STRAIGHT THROUGH IT.
SO, MATT'S GIVEN TOM SOME FLOWERS,
WHICH IS NICE, ISN'T IT, YOU KNOW?
IT'LL MAKE HIS SHELTER SMELL LOVELY.
AND WHEN I LOOKED AT THE FLOWER FOOD,
IT'S GOT POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE ON IT.
I WAS LIKE, "WELL, THAT'S INTERESTING."
COMBINING THAT WITH A BIT OF GLYCERIN --
WHICH IS IN ANTIFREEZE -- WILL MAKE A CHEMICAL FIRE.
IT'S A CHEMICAL FORM OF IGNITION.
IT'S OLD-SCHOOL SURVIVAL.
IF YOU COMBINE THE TWO IN THE RIGHT RATIO,
IT CREATES A CHEMICAL FIRE.
[ SIZZLING ]
Tom: MAN, DOES THAT STINK.
Terry: WHOA! DUDE, YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME.
John: THIS WAS A LITTLE BIT OF A TEST OF MacGYVER'S KNOWLEDGE.
PASSED THAT ONE WITH FLYING COLORS. NICE ONE.
SEE HOW COOL THAT IS?
JUST A COUPLE OF SIMPLE CHEMICALS,
YOU GET YOUR FIRE GOING.
MAN, THIS CAT'S MAKING FIRE WITH SOME WIZARDRY STUFF.
YOU KNOW, HE'S OUT HERE CASTING FIRE SPELLS
AND JUST "WHOOMF!"
YEAH, THAT'S A FIRE.
I MIGHT JUST, LIKE, SCRAPE THEM ROCKS OUT OF THE WAY
AND SLEEP RIGHT THERE.
I DON'T HAVE MUCH ENERGY RIGHT NOW,
AND I COULD USE THAT
TO STAY WARM FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
INSTEAD OF WASTING IT JUST TO BUILD A SHELTER.
REAL MEN SLEEP UNDER THE STARS.
YEAH, YOU ALWAYS WANT
TO INSULATE YOURSELF ON THE GROUND 'CAUSE...
YOU END UP BEING HYPOTHERMIC.
John: WHERE I'M FROM, WE ALWAYS, ALWAYS
BUILD A SHELTER FIRST AND A FIRE SECOND
AND USE THE FIRE TO WARM IT,
ESPECIALLY IN A TEMPERATE ZONE LIKE THIS.
YOU KNOW, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER'S GONNA DO.
HEY, THE FIRE'S ALMOST THE LENGTH OF MY BODY.
SO I COULD LAY HERE.
Jake: YOU KNOW, GUYS, I'M GONNA BE HONEST WITH YOU --
THREW DOWN SOME GRASS.
YOU KNOW, I EXPECT A LOT MORE OUT OF TOM MOORE.
I WOULD HAVE AT LEAST, YOU KNOW, TAJ MAHAL -- SOMETHING.
[ LAUGHTER ]
Tom: THIS IS A CHALLENGE. IT'S NOT ALL A PIECE OF CAKE.
I STILL THINK I'M OLDER, TOUGHER,
AND WISER THAN THOSE OTHER GUYS,
AND THEY'RE GONNA FIND OUT THAT I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THIS STUFF.
DAY 2.
I WAS LAYING THERE LAST NIGHT, THINKING,
"MAN, THIS REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD."
I MEAN, LOOK AT THAT SUNRISE.
THAT'S WHY I PLAY THIS GAME.
YOU CAN'T JUST GET THIS ANYWHERE.
Terry: HOW'S HE DOING? ARE WE UP ON EVERYTHING YET?
HE BEDDED UP BY THE LAKE FOR THE NIGHT.
NOW HE'S GOT SOME REAL DECISIONS TO MAKE.
Terry: NOW THAT TOM'S OFF THE VOLCANO,
HE NEEDS TO DECIDE WHERE HE WANTS TO GO.
NOW, HERE'S THE THING -- IF HE GOES EAST,
HE'S IN REAL TROUBLE 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING THAT WAY.
THE SALMON FARMS TO THE NORTHWEST
ARE DEFINITELY HIS BEST OPTION.
BUT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW IS, HE'S DOWN IN HIS BOWL,
SURROUNDED BY RIDGES ON ALL SIDES,
AND HE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.
IT WILL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT HE DOES.
AND IF HE HEADS EAST,
WE MIGHT AS WELL START PLOTTING
DROP ZONES AND PICKUP ZONES TO PICK HIM UP.
JAKE, YOU'VE REALLY STITCHED HIM UP HERE, MATE.
HEY, I'M GONNA TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
I CALLED FOUR LOCAL GUIDES AND ASKED THEM,
"WHERE DO YOU NOT WANT TO GO?"
[ LAUGHTER ]
MY GOAL NOW IS TO HEAD DOWN TO THE LAKE
AND SEE WHAT THE SITUATION IS DOWN THERE,
AND I'M A LITTLE BIT HUNGRY, A LITTLE BIT THIRSTY,
SO WE'LL SEE IF WE CAN SCRAPE ANYTHING UP DOWN THERE.
I'M GONNA TAKE SOME OF THIS GRASS WITH ME FOR A FIRE LATER.
LET ME SET THIS STUFF DOWN.
I'M GONNA GO GET A DRINK OF WATER.
WELL, THAT JUST CAME OFF THE GLACIER.
I DON'T KNOW, YOU KNOW, HOW PURE,
BUT I'M NOT GONNA WORRY ABOUT GIARDIA,
AND BESIDES, I'LL WORRY ABOUT TAKING CARE
OF ANY BUGS I MIGHT HAVE PICKED UP LATER.
AH! GOOD, OLD GLACIER WATER. THAT'S PRETTY TASTY.
Matt: WELL, HE'S FOUND DRINKABLE WATER.
THAT'S A HUGE VICTORY.
GOOD ON HIM, MAN.
Tom: BUT AS WE WERE WALKING UP HERE,
I DIDN'T NOTICE ANY SIGNS OF FISH HITTING ON THE WATER.
AND ANOTHER THING I NOTICED IS THAT LAST NIGHT,
THERE WERE VIRTUALLY NO INSECTS.
I DIDN'T SEE A SINGLE ONE.
IF THERE ARE NO INSECTS,
THAT MEANS THERE'S NO FOOD FOR THE FISH,
AND IF THERE'S NO FISH, THERE'S NO FOOD FOR ME.
I NEED TO GET TO AN AREA WHERE I CAN FIND SOME FOOD.
WHAT I THINK I'M GONNA DO IS HEAD UP THIS RIDGE OVER HERE,
AND THAT'S KIND OF A CLEAR SPOT UP THERE.
I COULD PROBABLY SEE BACK THIS WAY TOWARDS THE EAST,
AND IT'LL GIVE ME A GOOD IDEA FROM THERE
AS TO, YOU KNOW, A ROUTE I COULD TAKE.
Matt: HE'S GOT TO GET A VIEW OF WHERE HE WANTS TO GO,
SO HE NEEDS TO CLIMB OUT OF THAT PLACE.
GET OUT OF THE BOWL AND SEE WHERE HE IS.
AND NOW, YOU KNOW, HE'S READY. I MEAN, HE'S GOT WATER.
HE HAD A NIGHT'S SLEEP.
WE SHOULD SEE HIM STARTING TO ROCK THROUGH THIS NOW
'CAUSE THE GAME IS TICKING, MAN.
LOOKS PRETTY ROUGH.
THAT'S SOME PRETTY THICK STUFF.
OH, DUDE, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK AT THAT.
Matt: LOOK AT THAT TERRAIN.
Jake: YEAH.
NASTY, MAN.
THAT'S HARD GOING, ISN'T IT?
Jake: THAT'S A TOUGH CLIMB, YOU KNOW, THAT UNDERBRUSH.
LOOKS REALLY GNARLY.
THAT'S GONNA TAKE THE STARCH OUT OF HIM.
Tom: IT'S A PRETTY STRAIGHT
UP AND DOWN HILL, TOO, SO IT'S NOT GONNA BE EASY.
[ SIGHS ]
MAN. THAT'S PRETTY THICK.
I DON'T HAVE ANY TOOLS,
SO I MAY NEED TO RETHINK MY STRATEGY A LITTLE BIT.
I HAVE TO USE MY POTASSIUM PERMANGANATE AGAIN.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
John: WELL, HE'S GOT A FIRE.
FIRE? IS HE CRAZY?
IT'S LIKE HE'S HAVING A BEACH PARTY.
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH HAVE A PICNIC?
Terry: I MEAN, HE'S ONLY GONE 3 MILES.
WHAT IS THIS CAT DOING?
I HAVE ANOTHER TRICK UP MY SLEEVE.
Terry: TOM MOORE, A U.S. ARMY VETERAN, SURVIVAL INSTRUCTOR
AND WHAT WE CALL MacGYVER OF THE WILDERNESS
HAS BEEN DROPPED OFF ON A VOLCANO IN CHILE.
HE'S BEEN GIVEN 100 HOURS TO FIND CIVILIZATION
OR HE LOSES THE GAME.
Jake: HE'S MADE HIS WAY OFF THE VOLCANO.
THE PROBLEM IS,
NOW HE'S AT THE BOTTOM OF A BOWL.
THIS BOWL IS SURROUNDED BY STEEP RIDGES
AND COVERED BY NASTY VINES AND ROOTS
HE'LL NEVER GET THROUGH.
ON TOP OF THAT, HE HAS NO IDEA WHICH WAY TO GO
TO FIND CIVILIZATION.
Tom: I'M GONNA TRY TO MAKE A HATCHET-LIKE DEVICE
OUT OF ONE OF THESE GOLF CLUBS.
I DON'T THINK THERE'S A WAY TO GET THROUGH THAT THICK BRUSH
UNLESS I CAN CUT A TRAIL.
BUT WHAT I GOT TO DO FIRST IS MELT THIS HEAD OFF OF HERE.
AND THEN ONCE I HAVE THE HEAD IN THE FIRE HEATING UP,
I'M GONNA USE THIS TUBE.
I'M GONNA CUT THE END OFF OF IT AND USE THAT FOR FORCED AIR
TO MAKE THE FIRE HOTTER AROUND THE HEAD.
WHEW.
John: I'M NOT SEEING MUCH.
WHAT'S HE DOING?
Jake: WHY IS HE USING THE SAND WEDGE?
EVERYBODY KNOWS HE NEEDS A DRIVER TO GET OFF THE TEE.
JUST STARTING TO TAKE SHAPE.
Terry: HE IS ACTUALLY GOING TO TRY TO MAKE THAT INTO SOMETHING.
HE'S ACTUALLY SETTING UP A LITTLE MAKESHIFT FORGE HERE.
[ STEAM HISSES ]
HE HEATS IT, HE POUNDS ON IT,
COOLS IT, QUENCHES IT, HEATS IT AGAIN, AND DOES IT.
HE'S ACTUALLY GONNA CHANGE THAT GOLF CLUB.
Matt: HE'S DOING HIS MacGYVER THING.
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT AN ALL-DAY EVENT HERE
IF HE'S GONNA MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF THIS GOLF CLUB
WITH THE PRIMITIVE STUFF HE HAS.
John: EVEN WITH THE RIGHT TOOLS, IT'S A LONG JOB, ISN'T IT?
BUT TO IMPROVISE ALL THIS IS GONNA BURN A LOT OF TIME.
Jake: I JUST DON'T THINK IT WAS A SUPER-WISE DECISION
TO HANG OUT AT THE LAKE ALL DAY
AND PRACTICE HIS BLACKSMITHING SKILLS.
Tom: YOU NEVER WANT TO GO ANYWHERE UNPREPARED.
IF YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT YOU NEED, YOU MAKE IT.
STARTING TO TAKE SHAPE A LITTLE.
I GOT A DIFFERENT WAY OF WINNING THIS GAME THAN MY COMPADRES.
I WORK SMARTER, NOT HARDER.
I GOT A LITTLE SOMETHING HIDDEN IN MY BOOT.
6-INCH *** FILE.
OH, COME ON!
REALLY, DUDE? A FILE.
HE'S LIKE A CONVICT.
HOW'D HE GET THIS FILE?
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I SWEAR TO GOD.
I'M GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT. THAT'S CRAP.
YOU CAN SEE AN AURA OF SMUG AROUND HIM.
YEAH. DID YOU SEE WHEN HE PULLED IT OUT?
IT WAS ALMOST LIKE, "YOU'RE IDIOTS, AND I'M NOT."
Tom: IT'S A CONFIDENCE FACTOR
JUST TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE THAT AND IT'S AVAILABLE TO YOU
AND YOU'RE ABLE TO USE IT.
THE GUYS MAY HAVE GOTTEN THE PARACORD I HAD IN MY POCKET,
BUT THEY DIDN'T FIND THE PIECE I HAD HIDDEN AROUND MY WAIST.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, THIS IS A USEFUL TOOL.
I'M GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HIM
ALL THE STYLE POINTS IN THE WORLD
'CAUSE THAT'S PRETTY BADASS.
Matt: A-PLUS ON THE TOMAHAWK, BUT THE HANDLE --
LIKE, I GOT TO GIVE THAT A "D."
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENED?
HE SPENT SIX HOURS MAKING THE TOMAHAWK HEAD,
AND HE SPENT 10 MINUTES MAKING A HANDLE.
John: YEAH, HE'S RUSHED THE LAST PART.
Terry: SO, ALL RIGHT, I GET TOM'S STYLE. I DO.
THE TOMAHAWK IS COOL, BUT AT WHAT PRICE?
HE STILL HAS TO GET UP THAT MOUNTAIN.
HE STILL HAS TO PICK A FREAKIN' ROUTE.
TOM, COME ON. GET GOING ALREADY.
HE NEEDS TO GET HIS BUTT IN GEAR.
HE HASN'T EVEN LEFT YET.
Tom: MY STRATEGY NOW IS TO GRAB MY TOOL THAT I JUST MADE
AND HIKE UP THERE BEFORE IT GETS DARK
'CAUSE IT'S EARLY AFTERNOON NOW,
AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE I CAN GET UP THERE
AND SEE WHAT I CAN SEE,
GIVE ME A GOOD DIRECTION ON HOW TO GET DOWN.
THIS IS NOT GONNA BE FUN.
WHOSE IDEA WAS CLIMBING UP ON THIS RIDGE?
[ GRUNTS ]
YEAH, IT'S A REAL PAIN CARRYING THIS GOLF BAG,
BUT OUT HERE, EVERYTHING IS A RESOURCE,
AND YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU MIGHT NEED SOMETHING.
Terry: BY THE WAY, LOOK AT THE GOLF BAG
CATCHING ON EVERYTHING HE'S WALKING OVER.
Jake: YEP.
I WOULD HAVE BURNED IT UP.
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN PART OF THE HEAT AND THE FIRE.
Tom: THE BAMBOO KEEPS SNAGGING AND TRIPPING ME UP
AS I'M TRYING TO WALK UP THIS "TRAIL."
THIS KIND OF SUCKS.
Terry: THAT'S NASTY.
LOOK AT HIS HEART RATE.
HE'S UP AROUND, LIKE, 130 RIGHT NOW.
Terry: NOW, WHAT I'M REALLY WATCHING IS HIS HEART RATE.
WHEN THE HEART RATE RISES,
SO CAN THE CORE BODY TEMPERATURE.
AND IN THE GAME, IF HIS CORE BODY TEMPERATURE
GOES ABOVE 103.6, TOM'S DISQUALIFIED.
HE'S DONE.
[ GOLF CLUBS CLATTER ]
Tom: I WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT
TO THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN TODAY,
BUT IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
I GOT NOTHING TO MAKE A DECENT SHELTER WITH,
BUT I GOT PLENTY OF WOOD FOR A FIRE.
SO, IF I MAKE A LONG FIRE LIKE I HAD LAST NIGHT,
I'LL BE OKAY AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T RAIN.
Terry: HE HASN'T GOTTEN TO THE TOP YET.
Matt: AND IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE TRAVELED THAT FAR.
HE HASN'T WENT ANYWHERE, REALLY.
HE JUST WENT UP.
John: YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S GETTING TOWARDS HALFTIME,
AND HE'S STILL NOT GOT HIS FINISH LINE IN SIGHT.
I JUST WRAPPED THE HOOD AND CUT ONE OF THE GOLF SOCKS,
AND THEN I TOOK THE PIG AS A FOOTIE.
Matt: HEY, JAKE. THERE'S YOUR PIG.
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
I LOVE IT.
THAT'S GOOD.
THAT IS REALLY GOOD.
PIG SOCKS. TEXTBOOK.
YOU KNOW, YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GIVE HIM A LOT OF STYLE POINTS,
BUT HE STILL DOESN'T HAVE ANY OVERHEAD COVER.
WE WON'T GET TO SEE A SEXY SHELTER,
WHICH WE WOULD EXPECT FROM HIM.
HE DIDN'T GET VERY FAR.
HE'S RIGHT ABOVE THE LAKE,
AND HE CAN STILL SEE WHERE HE CAMPED LAST NIGHT.
THAT'S GOT TO BE CRUSHING FOR HIM.
YEAH, ACTUALLY, THAT'S A GOOD POINT.
IF HE DOESN'T FINISH IN TIME...
GAME'S THE GAME.
THE GAME'S THE GAME.
Terry: I THINK HE'S IN A LOT OF TROUBLE RIGHT NOW.
IT'S BEEN ALMOST TWO DAYS SINCE HE HAD FOOD,
AND HE BURNED ALL THOSE CALORIES CLIMBING THE HILL
AND MADE ALMOST NO PROGRESS.
HE WASTED A BUNCH OF TIME MAKING A STUPID AX.
Jake: I JUST CAN'T SEE HIM GETTING
TO WHERE HE'S GOT TO GET IN 100 HOURS
FOR US TO AWARD HIM A "W."
Terry: IT'S DAY 3.
TOM HASN'T HAD ANY FOOD,
AND HE'S WASTED AN ENTIRE DAY
MAKING A TOMAHAWK AND *** UP THIS MOUNTAIN.
HE HASN'T EVEN PICKED A ROUTE TO CIVILIZATION YET.
Tom: ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO IT.
YESTERDAY I NEARLY MADE IT TO THE TOP OF THIS MOUNTAIN,
BUT TODAY I'M GONNA FINISH THE CLIMB,
AND WHEN I GET UP THERE,
I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FINALLY PICK A ROUTE.
Jake: GOOD MORNING, GUYS.
John: HELLO. HOW'S IT GOING?
HOW ARE YOU?
HOW'S HE DOING? WHERE IS HE?
SAME PLACE.
YOU KNOW, HE'S SURE WASTING A LOT OF TIME.
Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock.
Matt: HE'S GOT THE HANDS ON THE KNEES.
HANDS ON THE KNEES.
YEAH.
THAT'S ONE OF THOSE SIGNS.
UH-HUH.
AND IT'S STEEP, AND HE'S TIRED.
Tom: WHEW!
AW, MAN.
WOW.
[ SNIFFS ]
BEAUTIFUL UP HERE.
I SAY WE NAME THIS MOUNTAIN TOMAHAWK MOUNTAIN.
Matt: [ Laughing ] HE'S GOT THE THUMBS UP.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NICE. LOOK AT THAT VIEW.
Terry: NOW HE'S ON TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN.
FROM HERE, HE CAN SEE THE PLAYING FIELD.
TO THE EAST, IT'S MILES OF THE SAME VERTICAL RIDGES
HE'S BEEN SLOGGING THROUGH FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS.
TO THE SOUTH -- EVEN MORE MOUNTAINS AND VOLCANOS.
TO HIS NORTHWEST, THERE ARE A FEW REMOTE SALMON FARMS,
BUT HE CAN'T SEE THEM.
WHAT HE CAN SEE IS THE OCEAN.
Tom: THAT'S MY GOAL -- THE OCEAN.
DOWN THERE IS THE OCEAN,
AND DOWN THERE IS PLENTY OF FOOD,
SO THAT'S WHERE I'M HEADING.
SEE THE RAINBOW?
LET'S GO LOOK FOR THE POT OF GOLD.
Terry: HE'S TAKING THE EASY WAY DOWN, BUT THAT'S THE LONGER WAY DOWN,
AND I DON'T THINK HE CAN MAKE IT WITHOUT TIMING OUT.
[BLEEP]
[ GRUNTS ]
[ SIGHS ] OH, MAN.
LOOK AT THAT, MAN.
WE CAME ON THIS LANDSLIDE,
AND IT'S KIND OF AN UNEXPECTED TREAT.
I THINK IT'S GONNA MAKE OUR WALKING A LOT EASIER.
SHOULD BE THERE SOON. CAN'T BE TOO MUCH FURTHER.
Jake: HE'S GOT A LONG WAY TO GO.
TOM'S NOT THE, YOU KNOW, MOST PHYSICALLY FIT GUY,
EVEN THOUGH HE SPENDS HIS WHOLE LIFE IN THE WOODS.
HE'S GOT TO REALLY WATCH HIS OWN BODY
AND LISTEN TO THAT 'CAUSE HE COULD GET CRUSHED OUT HERE.
WITH AGE IS SUPPOSED TO COME WISDOM.
Terry: I UNDERSTAND WITH EXPERIENCE COMES CUNNING
IN THE SURVIVAL GAME.
NOW, TOM BELIEVES HE CAN THINK HIS WAY OUT OF ANYTHING,
BUT THIS IS A PHYSICALLY GRUELING CHALLENGE,
AND I HOPE HE'S UP FOR IT.
OH, BUDDY.
THAT IS JUST CRAP.
WHOA!
YOU'RE IN THAT SLIPPERY ROCKS. WHAT'S HE DOING?
OH [BLEEP]
I MADE IT.
ALL RIGHT. WATER AND SHADE.
FINALLY ANOTHER DRINK.
I HAVE FOUND IF I CAN DO 20 SWALLOWS,
I KNOW THAT I HAVE AT LEAST
ONE LITER OF WATER IN MY STOMACH,
AND THAT'S WHAT I'M GONNA DO RIGHT NOW.
WHOO, LOOK AT THOSE WATERFALLS HE'S GOT.
OH.
MUCH BETTER. MUCH BETTER.
[ SIGHS ]
Matt: TOM'S MAKING HEADWAY.
THAT'S ABOUT TO STOP 'CAUSE THE FOREST HERE --
IT'S JUST THICK BAMBOO,
AND IT JUST KEEPS GETTING THICKER AND THICKER AND THICKER.
AND HE'S GOT TO GO THROUGH IT.
SON OF A [BLEEP]
MORE OF THIS [BLEEP] BAMBOO.
[BLEEP] GIVE ME A BREAK!
I'M GLAD I DECIDED TO MAKE THIS TOMAHAWK,
I COULDN'T HAVE HACKED THROUGH THIS BAMBOO
WITHOUT TAKING THE TIME TO DO THAT.
[ EXHALES SHARPLY ]
Jake: THERE'S THE TOMAHAWK.
BAMBOO IS GNARLY, HUH?
Matt: IT SEEMED CRAZY TO US
FOR HIM TO SPEND SIX HOURS MAKING THAT TOMAHAWK,
BUT I GOT TO ADMIT, IT'S HELPING HIM OUT RIGHT NOW.
FINALLY. I SEE A STREAM UP AHEAD.
I AM GLAD TO GET OUT OF THIS BUSH.
IT WAS A RELIEF TO GET BACK TO THE WATER.
IT'S JUST EASIER WALKING.
IT'S LIKE A SIDEWALK
COMPARED TO TRYING TO WALK THROUGH A WALL.
I CAN SEE THE OCEAN.
FINALLY AT THE BEACH.
[ LAUGHS ]
Terry: AW, LOOK AT THAT. HE'S GOT IT.
YES.
LOOK AT THE LITTLE POP IN HIS STEP.
YOU SEE THE LITTLE POP IN HIS STEP?
HELL, YEAH. I WOULD HAVE THAT, TOO.
John: HE'S CLAIMING THE BEACH.
MAN, IS THAT BEAUTIFUL OR WHAT?
AND I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE PACIFIC OCEAN.
IN SURVIVAL, YOU RARELY GET
A TREASURE TROVE OF RESOURCES LIKE THE OCEAN.
I'M GONNA MAKE A SHELTER AND EAT LIKE A KING.
OW! [BLEEP] DAMN IT!
Jake: OOH! OOH!
John: MAN DOWN.
MAN, THAT WAS A BAD FALL!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T EAT.
I GOT TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
Terry: OW.
OH, LOOK HOW MAD HE IS.
[ GRUNTS ]
[BLEEP]
HE LOOKED UPSET.
HE LOOKED REALLY FLAMING.
WELL, THE GOOD THING IS, HE DIDN'T HURT ANYTHING
'CAUSE HE GOT RIGHT BACK UP AND STARTED WALKING AGAIN.
Tom: IT'S TIME FOR ME TO REST UP.
I KNOW I'M RUNNING OUT OF TIME,
BUT PRESSING ON TODAY IS JUST NOT WORTH IT.
SO WE'LL GO OVER HERE TO THE MOUTH OF THIS CREEK,
LOOK FOR SOME LIMPETS AND SOME OTHER STUFF.
OH!
I SEE THREE OF THEM IN THERE.
HEY.
I USE THE SPIKE ON MY TOMAHAWK TO PRY THESE LIMPETS OFF.
I'M VERY PSYCHED.
THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN TO FIND --
SOMETHING TO EAT.
[ GRUNTS ]
THESE ARE GOOD ONES.
THERE'S ABOUT 90 CALORIES
IN EACH ONE OF THESE LIMPETS.
SO IN THESE THREE ALONE,
THAT'S ABOUT THE SAME AS YOU GET IN A CHEESEBURGER.
I'M GONNA MAKE A TEEPEE SHELTER,
FIND THREE POLES ABOUT THE SAME SIZE.
I'M GONNA TIE THEM ALL TOGETHER.
I GOT PLENTY OF DAYLIGHT LEFT, SO FOR ONCE,
I'M GONNA MAKE A DECENT SHELTER.
THESE ROCKS SHOULD KEEP IT FROM MOVING TOO MUCH.
SEE HOW BIG THAT RASCAL IS?
Matt: LOOK AT THOSE LEAVES.
LOOK AT THE TEEPEE HE'S MADE. THAT'S AWESOME.
HE COULD ALMOST GET A LITTLE FIRE INSIDE.
THAT'S PRETTY BIG.
HE'S STILL SHOWING OFF.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'M COOKING UP ALL THOSE LIMPETS THAT I COLLECTED
IN THE TIDAL POOLS RIGHT NOW, WRAPPED UP IN KELP.
AND I'M GONNA LET THEM TOAST UP A LITTLE BIT,
AND I'LL EAT THEM THAT WAY.
Jake: IT'LL BE INTERESTING TO SEE WHICH WAY HE GOES.
RIGHT. WELL, HE'S RIGHT ON THE SHORE.
RIGHT UP HERE A LITTLE BIT TO THE NORTH
ARE THOSE SALMON FARMS.
AND HERE'S THE THING --
HE'S GOT TO PICK A DIRECTION AND GO WITH IT.
IF HE PICKS THE WRONG DIRECTION, HE LOSES.
IF HE GOES SOUTH, HE'S NOT GONNA WIN.
WE'RE GONNA BE EXFILing HIM.
IF HE GOES NORTH AND MAKES GOOD TIME,
HE'S GOT A CHANCE.
John: AGREED.
CHOOSE WRONG, AND LOSE THE GAME.
Matt: I THINK WE'RE IN A COUPLE HUNDRED FEET OF WATER HERE.
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA LOSE THEM IF WE MISS.
YEAH, LET'S NOT MISS.
LET'S NOT MISS.
Matt: WHILE ONE OF US HAS BEEN DROPPED OFF IN THE WILDERNESS,
THE REST OF US LIKE TO ENJOY OURSELVES.
AND BY ENJOY OURSELVES, I MEAN COMPETE AGAINST EACH OTHER.
NICE.
SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
CENTER THAT BABY.
Terry: ANYBODY WANT SOME OF ME?
[ LAUGHS ]
OH!
Matt: YOU GOT THE EYEBALL.
YOU'RE IN.
YOU SHOT THE EYE OFF THE FISH, MAN.
YOU GUYS COME GET ME WHEN YOU GET BETTER.
ARE YOU JUMPING IN?
OF COURSE. WHY NOT?
WHY WOULD YOU NOT?
[ LAUGHS ]
WHAT TIME YOU GOT?
[ SIGHS ] HE'S JUST BURNT ANOTHER HOUR,
AND HE'S STILL NOT MOVED, HAS HE?
I WONDER IF HE'S AWARE
OF HOW MUCH TIME HE'S GOT RIGHT NOW.
TOM'S GOT 4 MILES LEFT TO CIVILIZATION,
AND HE STILL HAS 8 HOURS,
SO IF HE DECIDES TO GO NORTH, HE COULD STILL WIN THIS GAME.
PROBLEM IS, HE HASN'T EVEN GOTTEN OUT OF BED YET.
HE'S NOT MOVING VERY GOOD THIS MORNING.
Tom: YOU KNOW, IT WAS ALMOST A FULL MOON LAST NIGHT.
IT WAS SO BRIGHT OUT HERE, IT WAS UNBELIEVABLE.
HOW FAR IS HE, JAKE, RIGHT NOW, LOOKING AT THAT?
MAN.
HE'S GOT 4 MILES,
AND HE COULD STUMBLE UPON THE FISH FARM.
YOU'D THINK HE'D BE ON THE MOVE, HEADED FOR THE FINISH LINE.
HE'S KIND OF NOT DOING ANYTHING.
IT DOESN'T MAKE A LOT OF SENSE TO ME,
BUT TOM MOORE IS A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
Tom: FRESH CRAB.
MAN, NICE AND SWEET.
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT HOW TO WIN THIS GAME.
I WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND REALIZED
I COULD RUSH TO FIND CIVILIZATION,
OR I COULD JUST RELAX AND ENJOY IT ALL.
THIS IS WINNING.
THIS IS HOW I LIVE.
I MEAN, JUST LOOK AT THIS PLACE. THERE'S FOOD EVERYWHERE.
I COULD JUST STAY HERE AND EAT CRAB.
FOR ME, THIS IS THE LIFE.
I'M REMINDED OF ROBINSON CRUSOE AND WHAT HE SAID IN HIS BOOK --
"I'M THE MASTER OF ALL I SURVEY."
AND THAT'S KIND OF THE WAY I AM RIGHT NOW.
[ ALARM BLARING ]
Matt: HEY, TERRY, CHECK THIS OUT.
I'VE GOT NO READ ON HIM.
Terry: YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, BROTHER. NO.
HE'S GOT NO READ.
THIS IS, LIKE -- I GOT NOTHING.
HE'S LITERALLY HORIZONTAL. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?
HE'S DOWN?
YEP.
John: I'M GETTING NOTHING ON THE VIDEO.
I CAN'T MAKE IT COME UP AT ALL.
NOTHING?
NO.
I CAN GET NO BIOMETRIC DATA ON THIS CAT,
BUT LOOKING AT THE GPS, HE'S STILL NOT MOVING,
SO WE'RE KIND OF AT A FRANTIC LEVEL
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON WITH HIM.
THIS IS CRAZY. LET'S GO SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.
Jake: HE COULD BE SICK. HE COULD BE HURT.
WE'RE NOT SURE WHAT'S GOING ON.
Terry: I GOT A FIRE, GUYS, BUT IT'S KIND OF --
IT LOOKS LIKE A SINGLE ONE, KIND OF SPUTTERING.
John: WELL, I'M SURE
IF HE WAS GONNA PUT A DISTRESS SIGNAL OUT WITH SMOKE,
HE'D USE 3's.
HE KNOWS THAT.
THREE SMALL FIRES IN A TRIANGLE.
THERE HE IS.
AHOY, SHIPWRECK!
Jake: OH, A LITTLE EARLY.
A LITTLE EARLY.
A LITTLE EARLY.
Terry: I WAS EXPECTING
SOMEONE THAT WOULD NEED IMMEDIATE MEDICAL ATTENTION.
I BROUGHT MY AID BAG. I HAD SOME THINGS TO DEAL WITH.
NO.
Terry: HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
GOOD. I'M GREAT.
WHAT THE HELL, MAN?
SO, THE DUDE PUNKED US.
HERE WE ARE, COME ROLLING UP,
THINKING HE'S DEAD.
NAW.
HE'S EATING AT A CRAB BUFFET, LAUGHING AT US.
LOOK AROUND, MAN. IS IT NOT BEAUTIFUL?
[ LAUGHTER ]
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WERE ACTUALLY CONCERNED ABOUT ME.
John: THERE IS NO BETTER FINISH
THAN GETTING SOMEBODY TO COME TO YOU.
NOT ONLY WAS HE LIVING LIKE A KING ON THE BEACH
AND EATING AS MUCH FOOD AS HE WANTED,
BUT HE GOT US TO ACT AS HIS PERSONAL TAXI SERVICE
AND BRING HIM A WHISKEY.
NICE ONE, MATE.
YOU KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YOU'RE IN?
I THINK I'M IN SOUTHERN CHILE.
HOW YOU GUESS THAT?
I SAW THE SOUTHERN CROSS.
I WAS IN THIS VERY BEAUTIFUL PLACE.
I HAD ALL THESE ABUNDANT RESOURCES.
I HAD PLENTY OF FOOD.
IN MY MIND, I HAD ALREADY WON THE GAME.
I FIGURED ONCE I TOOK THE BIOMETRICS OFF,
THEY MIGHT GET AROUND TO WORRYING
ABOUT WHERE I'M AT AND COME AND GET ME.
WE BROUGHT YOU GIFTS FROM CIVILIZATION, MY BROTHER,
FOR MEDICINAL PURPOSES.
[ LAUGHTER ]
ALL RIGHT.
Matt: TOM PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES, AND I RESPECT THAT.
AND THE POINT IS TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
CHEERS.
I WANT TO SEE THE TOMAHAWK. WHERE'S THE TOMAHAWK?
WE NEED TO SEE THIS.
SO, THERE IT IS.
LOOK AT THAT.
THAT LOOKS LIKE A WARRIOR'S CLUB.
PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, MAN. SERIOUSLY.
GOOD FOR YOU, NOW. THAT'S REALLY GREAT.
THAT'S AWESOME.
THANKS FOR SENDING ME
TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLACE I'VE EVER BEEN.
AND HERE'S TO OUR BROTHER TOM.
EVEN WHEN HE DOESN'T WIN, THE *** GETS TO WIN.
[ LAUGHTER ]
NICE JOB, MAN.
I SAY, ON TO THE NEXT ADVENTURE.
John: NEXT ADVENTURE.
NEXT ADVENTURE.
[ LAUGHTER ]