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HOLLYWOOD." I'M HERE WITH MR. ROBERT EARL AT
PLANET HOLLYWOOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING US
COME DOWN AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO WELCOMING.
I HAVE LOOKED AROUND. YOU HAVE A LOT OF HARD-WORKING
EMPLOYEES HERE. DO YOU THINK ANY OF THEM WOULD
LIKE TO TAKE A BREAK AND I'LL FILL IN FOR THEM AT THEIR
POSITION. >> THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY.
HAVE A LOOK.
JAMES: HOW LONG HAS YOUR SHIFT BEEN?
>> 15 YEARS.
JAMES: A 15-YEAR SHIFT? WHAT KIND OF HOURS ARE YOU
WORKING HERE, BETTY?
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. 15 YEARS WITHOUT A BREAK.
YOU TAKE A BREAK. DO I NEED TO GET CHANGED?
>> YOU HAVE A UNIFORM YOU NEED TO GET CHANGED INTO.
JAMES: JAMES. FAVORITE MOVIE.
>> "INTO THE WOODS."
WHAT IS THAT? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
IS IT SCARY?
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: OK.
>> NOW YOU LOOK READY FOR WORK. JAMES: I'M WEARING M.C. HAMMER
PANTS.
WHERE DO WE START?
>> WE'RE GOING TO GO INTO INTO THE BEDROOM.
JAMES: LADIES, PLEASE.
>> WE HAVE TO TAKE APART THIS BED.
JAMES: YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF.
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO KNOW. THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO DRUNK.
NO ONE IS GOING TO GET IN THIS BED SOBER.
LISTEN. TRUST ME.
I'M IN VEGAS. I DON'T CARE.
LET ME SEE IF I CAN GUESS WHO WAS STAYING HERE BEFORE.
>> JAMES. JAMES.
JAMES: I HAVE GOT IT. SHAQUILLE O'NEILL.
I'M TELLING YOU NOW.
MARK MY WORDS.
THAT IS THE SCENT OF SHAQUILLE O'NEILL.
CAN'T DO IT QUICKER THAN THIS.
I'M DOING IT AS QUICK AS I CAN. THERE YOU GO.
GET A PILLOW. YOU'RE OUTNUMBERED, BETTY.
>> JAMES! JAMES!
JAMES: I'M SPRITZING. WHAT IS THE PROBLEM?
I'M TRYING TO FRESHEN THE PLACE UP.
GRAB SOME GLOVES. >> SMALL?
MEDIUM, LARGE?
JAMES: I HAVE SMALL HANDS.
DON'T JUDGE THAT. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. I'M FINE.
YOU'LL HAVE SEEN BIGGER, BUT IT IS NOT EMBARRASSING.
YOU KNOW? I'M NOT SAYING IT IS NOT GOING
TO WIN A PRIZE. YOU JUST GOT TO DO IT NICE AND
QUICK LIKE THIS.
BATHROOM. DONE.
TOWELS. >> DRTY TOWELS WE PUT INTO --
JAMES: I'M GOING TO WATCH OVER HERE.
>> JAMES! >> WHERE DID JAMES GO?
>> DID HE REALLY LEAVE ME?
OH, MY GOODNESS!
JAMES: ARE YOU RYAN?
I'M JAMES.
I'M GOOD. I'M OK.
MY LAST JOB DIDN'T WORK OUT TOO WELL.
JUST WASN'T FOR ME. I'M WONDERING IF YOU HAVE ANYONE
ON THE FLOOR THAT MIGHT SUIT ME BETTER.
>> ROB HAS BEEN HERE QUITE A WHILE TODAY.
JAMES: ROB, WOULD YOU FANCY TAKING A BREAK?
>> WOULD LOVE ONE.
JAMES: NEW DEALER.
[LAUGHTER] STILL SHUFFLING.
HAVE WE GOT SOME NEW CARDS? >> WELCOME TO LAS VEGAS, OR AS I
CALL IT, LOST WAGES.
ACES ARE WILD.
THREES ARE BLIND. SEVENS ARE -- KEEP THE SNAKE
EYES LOW. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE PRIZE AND
THE PRIZE IN THE SKIES. QUICK, DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW THE
PLAY POKER? ANYONE GOT ANY SIXES?
LOOKS LIKE -- NOW YOU HAVE HEARD OF FIVE-CARD STUD.
WE'RE GOING TO PLAY ONE-CARD STUD.
TURN IT OVER. TOO BAD.
LOOKS LIKE OVERTIME THE ONLY STUD HERE.
I'M LUCKY.
$1,000! OH [BEEP]!
THIS IS ABOUT TO BACK GAME OF TEXAS HOLD ME.
THERE WE GO.
♪ READ MY POKER FACE
MY, MY, MY, MY, MY POKER FACE ♪ ♪
JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE LOSING MONEY DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE
DEPRESSED.
JAMES.
ROB, HIS FAVORITE MOVIE IS "TALLADEGA NIGHTS."
HIS ACTUAL FAVORITE MOVIE IS "MARLEY AND ME."
ROB?
OK. COOL.
SEE YOU LATER.
HEY, MAN. I'M JAMES.
WE JUST GOT TO GET PEOPLE IN CABS AND GET THEM GOING.
DO WE TAKE TIPS?
DO WE POCKET THE TIPS?
>> WE DO. JAMES: ALL RIGHT.
NICE. NEED A CAB?
[TRYING TO WHISTLE] CAN YOU WHISTLE?
>> NO, I CAN'T. JAMES: CAN YOU WHISTLE?
>> SHE CAN'T. JAMES: YOU'RE GOING TO GET
MARRIED?
SHUT UP!
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
NO WAY! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
>> GET A CAB. JAMES: WHY WOULD YOU GET A CAB,
YOU CHEAPSKATE? YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO GET
MARRIED?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
HANG ON.
ARE YOU GOING TO GET MARRIED? FOR REAL?
NO! OH, GIVE ME A HUG, GUYS.
COME HERE, YOU. HAVE A GOOD ONE.
ALL RIGHT.
SEE YOU LATER.
NO TIP. NO TIP.
GETTING MARRIED.
NO TIP. >> FORGOT TO THANK THEM FOR
SPENDING TIME WITH US.
JAMES: WHO GIVES A [BEEP] THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME A TIP.
>> ANYTHING YOU MIGHT NEED. JAMES: ANYTHING YOU NEED.
LETS US KNOW. TAKE THESE GUYS OUT OF HERE.
[BEEP] YOU LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>> THANK YOU. JAMES: JUST LET ME KNOW.
NOTHING!
WHAT HAVE I GOT TO DO TO GET A TIP AROUND HERE?
AM I SUPPOSED TO GIVE [BEEP] JOBS?
WHERE DO YOU GET THE TIPS?
I'M GOING TO BE A BELLMAN.
I'M GOING TO BE A BELLMAN.
HEY, YOU'RE THE BELLBOYS, RIGHT?
THIS IS WHERE I MAKE THE TIPS, RIGHT?
YOU GET NOTHING ON THE CAB LINE.
I'M GOING TO GO GET YOUR BAGS SIR.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
LADIES. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
HERE WE GO. IS THIS YOU?
IS THIS ALL YOU?
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN? >> MY WIFE IS IN LINE SO WE CAN
GET THE ROOM. JAMES: I GET IT.
MY WIFE IS CHECKING IN. LISTEN.
LISTEN. YOU HAVE COME TO VEGAS.
YOU DON'T WANT YOUR WIFE TO BE ON CAMERA.
I COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND.
BECAUSE I CAN HELPOUT.
>> I'M FINE.
JAMES: YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SEE YOUR WIFE.
I'VE GOT IT.
HAVE FUN, MAN.
MAKE SURE YOU -- USE PROTECTION, ALL RIGHT?
>> YOU DON'T LIKE THAT MOVIE? JAMES: I THINK IT IS GREAT BUT
YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME?
IT SAYS MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
"WE ARE THE MILLERS." IT IS SOMETHING NO ONE HAS EVER
SAID. MY FAVORITE MOVIE "INTO THE
WOODS." DO YOU KNOW THAT FILM?
>> NO.
[LAUGHTER] JAMES: LITERALLY NEVER HEARD OF
IT? [BEEP] YOU, BRIAN!
THAT'S IT?
ALL GOOD? CHEERS.
SEE YOU LATER.
>> IS SOMETHING MISSING?
JAMES: NO, IT IS NOT. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
SEE YOU LATER.
[LAUGHTER] HAVE A GOOD DAY.
>> SEE YOU. JAMES: I'VE WORKED THE FLOOR,
I'VE DONE THE HOUSEKEEPING. VEGAS IS NOT A PLACE TO WORK.
VEGAS IS A PLACE TO PARTY.
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF TAKE A BREAK, I QUIT!
HEY, ROSS.
WHERE IS THE CHIPPENDALE'S SHOW?
YEAH, THE CHIPPENDALE'S SHOW. GET ME TO THE CHIPPENDALE'S.