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Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD STARS HIP-HOP'S PAGEANT.
Adrianna: DADDY!
OUR FAMILY LOOK LIKE THESE BIG, BAD BIKERS.
I THINK THE BIKES SET US APART FROM "NORMAL" PEOPLE.
I'M GONNA GET A SpongeBob MOTORCYCLE WHEN I GROW UP.
GO ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE.
THERE'S HARDLY ANY INDIAN GIRLS IN PAGEANTS.
MY MISSION IS MALINA TO BECOME THE FIRST INDIAN MISS AMERICA.
STICK THAT BUTT OUT.
[ WHINES ]
DEVIN, WILL YOU WORK IF I'M NOT HERE?
DEVIN HAS THESE MELTDOWNS.
GO!
ANY LITTLE THING THAT DOESN'T GO QUITE HER WAY
COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE A FIT.
DO YOU HAVE TO GO POTTY?
WHERE'S THE POTTY?
OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL.
OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS NUMBER 58.
Kevin: LEFT, YOUR OTHER LEFT.
I KNEW THAT.
POTTY, POTTY, POTTY, POTTY, POTTY.
I'M SICK OF IT.
[BLEEP] [BLEEP] PEOPLE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP.
AIN'T NOBODY TALKING TO ME HOWEVER THEY WANT NO MORE.
I'M MY OWN [BLEEP] PERSON.
I CAN DO WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] I WANT.
I'M A BIG, STINKING 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
I'M DONE.
I'M DONE.
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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ SUPERSONIC TRONIC ♪
♪ YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY FLOW ♪
♪ MY BEAT IS TECHNOTRONIC ♪
♪ AND MY BASS IS LOW ♪
MY NAME IS JONEL STANEK.
I'M THE DIRECTOR OF HOLLYWOOD STARS,
AND TODAY, WE'RE DOING HIP-HOP PAGEANT.
WE SHOULD SEE SOME FABULOUS BLING, SWAG,
AND DEFINITELY SOME GREAT MOVES.
PEOPLE WERE DEFINITELY A LITTLE BIT CONFUSED
ABOUT WHAT HIP-HOP WAS.
BUT I WOULD REALLY LOVE TO SEE THE BIG JEWELRY, THE BLING.
LET'S GET SOME J. LO, EMINEM.
THAT IS WHAT I'M TRULY HOPING FOR.
HIP-HOP IS ALL ABOUT THE CONFIDENCE
AND THE SWAG YOU CARRY,
SO OUR CONTESTANTS BETTER BRING IT ON THAT STAGE.
[ LAUGHTER ]
OH, MY GOD.
Announcer: THANK YOU, I HAVE THAT BURNED INTO MY MEMORY
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
♪ [ Rapping ] MY NAME IS DEVIN ♪
♪ AND I'M A DIVA ♪
♪ YOU MAY NOT KNOW ♪
♪ BUT I'LL MAKE YOU A BELIEVER ♪
♪ GONNA WIN ♪
♪ I KNOW THAT NOW ♪
♪ JUST YOU WATCH ♪
♪ AND I'LL SHOW YOU HOW ♪
I'M DEVIN, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD,
AND I'M GONNA HIP AND HOP IN A HIP-HOP PAGEANT.
DEVIN, YOU GOT TO MOVE YOUR BELLY MORE THAN YOUR HIPS.
THERE YOU GO, DEVIN, GOOD!
I'M DARCI, AND MY 5-YEAR-OLD DIVA MONKEY, DEVIN,
PUTS THE HIP IN HIP-HOP.
ALL RIGHT, YOU READY TO MAKE SOME PROPS?
YEAH.
PAGEANTRY STARTED WITH MY 15-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, CASSIDY.
SHE'S BEEN IN PAGEANTRY SINCE SHE WAS A BABY,
AND DEVIN HAS ONLY BEEN DOING GLITZ PAGEANTS
FOR ABOUT 15 MONTHS, AND SHE'S NEVER NOT SUPREMED.
DEVIN, YOU CAN STAND HERE,
AND CASSIDY, YOU COULD STAND UP HERE.
MY PARENTS ARE HIPPIES, SO THEY USED TO GO TO LIKE,
PHISH FESTIVALS AND THE GRATEFUL DEAD AND ALL THAT,
SO, YEAH, THE HIPPIE LIFE.
YOU NEED A SMOCK FIRST.
SO, CAN WE PLEASE PUT A SMOCK ON YOU?
Darci: THE WAY THAT WE FEEL, AS A FAMILY, ABOUT PAGEANTS
IS THAT IT'S REALLY ALL JUST A PERFORMING ART,
AND WITHOUT THE PROPS, THE ROUTINES MEAN NOTHING.
IT'S LIKE GOING TO THE THEATER WITHOUT THERE BEING A SET.
THIS WHOLE AREA HERE NEEDS TO BE GREEN.
THAT'S A LOT.
I KNOW IT'S A LOT.
THAT'S WHY I'M PUTTING BOTH OF YOU ON IT.
FOR OUR HIP-HOP ROUTINE, WE'RE USING A JUNGLE THEME.
[ MONKEYS SCREECHING ]
AND WE'RE GOING FROM THE AFRICAN JUNGLE TO THE CONCRETE JUNGLE.
SO DEVIN'LL BE BROUGHT OUT IN A CAGE AS A CHEETAH
OUT OF SORT OF THE WILDS OF AFRICA,
AND SHE'LL BE BROUGHT INTO THE CITY
WHERE HIP-HOP WAS REALLY HONED AS A CRAFT.
UH, I DON'T GET IT, BUT... [ LAUGHS ]
WHO AM I? I'M JUST THE DAD.
I WANT YOU TO STAY SUPER STILL FOR ME.
Darci: I AM A FACE AND BODY ARTIST,
AND DEVIN WILL BE BODY-PAINTED AS A CHEETAH.
I WANT TO TRY TO DO IT AS QUICKLY AS I CAN
SO THAT WE KNOW WHAT -- HOW MUCH TIME IT'S GONNA TAKE.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
WHAT REALLY MAKES THIS CHEETAH ROUTINE EXTRA CHALLENGING IS,
SHE'S GONNA BE PAINTED FROM HEAD TO TOE,
AND I BASICALLY HAVE TO PAINT IN REAL TIME.
SO THE SECOND SHE GETS OFFSTAGE,
SHE'S GOT TO HURRY UP INTO THE ROOM,
PUT ON HER NUDE-COLORED LEOTARD, AND I NEED TO PAINT HER
AND GET HER BACK UP ONSTAGE BEFORE IT'S HER TURN.
RAWR!
THERE YOU GO.
Devin: THE JUDGES ARE GONNA LOVE ME.
I'M JUST GONNA ROCK IT OUT THERE.
Jennifer: I HEAR THEM.
[ GASPS ] I WANT TO HIDE.
SAY, "HI, DADDY."
MY NAME IS JENNIFER, AND MY 5-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER, ADRIANNA,
IS A BIKER BABE THAT'S GONNA SPANK THE COMPETITION.
DADDY!
GIVE ME FIVE.
MY NAME'S ADRIANNA, AND I'M 5 YEARS OLD,
AND I'M GONNA KICK THOSE GIRLS' BUTTS.
WE NEED RIGHT HERE.
LET'S DO OVER HERE.
ADRIANNA IS MY LITTLE PRINCESS.
SHE GETS ANYTHING SHE WANTS.
SHE ASKS FOR ANYTHING, AND I GIVE HER WHATEVER SHE ASKS FOR.
I'M GONNA GET A SpongeBob MOTORCYCLE WHEN I GROW UP.
[ LAUGHS ]
Jennifer: ADRIANNA HAS COMPETED IN ABOUT 15 BEAUTY PAGEANTS.
WE STARTED OFF AS NATURAL.
SHE WON A NATIONAL TITLE, AND ACCORDING TO HER FATHER,
IF SHE WON A NATIONAL TITLE, SHE COULD TRY A GLITZ PAGEANT.
AND ONCE YOU GO GLITZ, YOU NEVER GO BACK.
THAT LOOKS SO PRETTY, I LOVE IT.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO FOR THEME WEAR?
I'M GONNA BE AN M&M.
AN M&M? YOU MEAN EMINEM?
YEAH? YOU'RE GONNA DO HIP-HOP?
YEAH.
LET ME SEE.
POP AND LOCK IT.
♪ POP AND LOCK IT ♪
♪ POP AND LOCK IT ♪ [ LAUGHS ]
ADRIANNA HAS A GREAT LITTLE HIP-HOP NUMBER
FOR THEME WEAR FOR THIS WEEKEND'S PAGEANT.
[ LAUGHTER ]
SHE'S GOING TO BE WEARING VERY BAGGY, SAGGY BLUE JEANS
AND, OF COURSE, I BELIEVE WITH THIS OUTFIT,
SHE CAN COMPETE AND WIN.
SHE'S SO SET ON THAT ULTIMATE. SHE WANTS IT.
WHAT THE HECK?
WHAT IN THE HELL?
SHH, DON'T SAY THAT.
BAD, FRESHY MOUTH.
WHO ARE YOU?
I AM THE BOLLYWOOD DIVA.
MY NAME IS HARRY, AND MY DAUGHTER IS MALINA,
AND SHE'S THE BOLLYWOOD DIVA.
Lisa: YOU WANT TO DO YOUR ROUTINE?
I'M MALINA.
I'M 5 YEARS OLD.
AND I SHAKE BETTER THAN ALL THE GIRLS.
MY MISSION IS MALINA TO BECOME THE FIRST INDIAN MISS AMERICA,
AND I THINK SHE'S GONNA DO IT.
SHE'S BEEN DOING PAGEANTS SINCE SHE WAS 3 YEARS OLD.
SHE'S BEEN BRINGING HOME ULTIMATE SUPREME TITLES
AND GRAND SUPREME.
GO.
WHOO!
MOMMY CAN'T GO DOWN NO MORE.
YES, MOMMY CAN.
MOMMY'S OLD AND HOT.
[ LAUGHS ]
MALINA'S A VERY ENERGETIC, ENTHUSIASTIC, VERY SASSY,
HIGH-ATTITUDE TYPE OF CHILD.
MOMMY AND DAUGHTER WANT IN A CONTEST.
IF MALINA DOESN'T COME HOME
WITH A TITLE HIGHER THAN MINI SUPREME,
I WILL DEFINITELY CONFRONT THE JUDGES
AND FIGURE OUT WHAT EXACTLY WAS THE PROBLEM.
AND DO YOU REMEMBER YOUR FIRST PAGEANT?
DARLING DIVAS IN BROOKLYN?
UH-HUH.
WHICH ONE DID SHE BEAT YOU AT?
THIS ONE.
I'M THALYA.
I'M MALINA'S GODMOM, AND I'M HER HAIR AND MAKEUP ARTIST.
HOW DO YOU FEEL, A 5-YEAR-OLD BEAT YOU?
THAT SUCKS.
THEN YOU NEED TO DO BETTER.
SHE SHOULD COACH YOU.
I DO COMPETE IN PAGEANTS WITH MALINA, AND SHE HAS BEATEN ME.
SHE GOT ULTIMATE SUPREME, WHERE I ONLY GOT MINI,
AND UNFORTUNATELY, I CAN'T COMPETE IN THIS WEEK'S PAGEANT
BECAUSE THE AGE GROUP IS ONLY ZERO TO 14,
AND I'M, UNFORTUNATELY, 10 YEARS TOO OLD.
DO YOU REMEMBER HOW LIL' KIM DRESSES?
I'M GOOGLING.
OR, LIKE, MAYBE --
REMEMBER SALT-N-PEPA FROM BACK IN THE DAY?
GUY, I'M ONLY 24.
I AIN'T THAT OLD.
ARE YOU TRYING TO CALL ME OLD?
YOU ARE OLD.
[ LAUGHS ]
I DON'T KNOW IF THALYA LIKES ME, BUT I LIKE HER.
SHE'S LIKE A BROTHER TO ME.
I MEAN, WE HAVE THE SAME BEARD, GOATEE.
[ LAUGHS ]
AND SHE'S GONNA KICK MY BUTT FOR SAYING THAT.
ALL EVER YOU THINK ABOUT IS PARTYING AND CLUBBING.
CAN YOU THINK ABOUT SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE
AND DO SOMETHING CONSTRUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE?
ALL DAY SATURDAY.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD EXAMPLE FOR HER.
STOP DRINKING AND PARTYING.
GOOD.
LET'S NOT GO THERE.
Lisa: YOU TWO, PLEASE.
I AM GOING THERE.
COULD YOU STOP?
ME AND HER? WHAT ABOUT YOU AND HER?
WHENEVER YOU GO TO PAGEANTS, AND YOU AND HER MOUTH OPEN.
IT'S LIKE KING KONG VERSUS GODZILLA.
BUT OBVIOUSLY, THALYA'S KING KONG
'CAUSE SHE'S MORE WEIGHT THAN YOU.
OW!
LISTEN, THIS WEEKEND, WE'RE GOING TO WIN
BECAUSE I'M GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.
I'M BREAKING THREE BARRIERS
BECAUSE PEOPLE SAY PAGEANT DADS ARE GAY.
I'M NOT GAY.
PAGEANT MOMS ARE FAT. MY WIFE IS LIKE A STICK.
AND, YOU KNOW, AND THE OTHER ONE, WE'RE INDIAN.
WE'RE OUT THERE, AND WE'RE THE FIRST ONES OUT THERE.
WE DON'T WANT ULTIMATE SUPREME.
WE WANT MEGA ULTIMATE SUPREME.
THAT'S THE HIGHEST TITLE.
WATCH DADDY DO IT. WATCH DADDY'S BELLY.
SO DOES YOU. WHY IS THIS MOVING?
BECAUSE IT GOES WITH ME.
OKAY, WELL, THIS GOES WITH ME.
[ DOG BARKS ]
Darci: COACHING TIME.
CAN I HAVE SOME HELP HERE?
Darci: WE ARE HERE AT OUR COACH'S STUDIO.
WE'RE REALLY FOCUSING TODAY ON DEVIN'S HIP-HOP ROUTINE.
WHEN WE WERE PRACTICING AT HOME THE OTHER DAY,
ABOUT HALFWAY THROUGH, SHE BLANKED OUT.
SO WE'RE HOPING THAT TODAY,
WORKING WITH MISS TAYLOR WILL REALLY HELP REFRESH HER MEMORY.
WE'RE HERE.
ARE YOU READY TO PRACTICE?
I DON'T WANT TO.
I THINK YOU SHOULD, THOUGH.
NO, DEVIN. YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU REALLY NEED THE MOST PRACTICE
BECAUSE YOU FORGOT YOUR CHEETAH ROUTINE.
DEVIN DOESN'T PRACTICE HARD.
SHE THINKS THAT BECAUSE SHE DID IT ONCE,
SHE KNOWS IT, AND YOU CAN'T TELL HER OTHERWISE.
SHE WILL NOT LISTEN TO YOU.
I THINK YOU SHOULD JUST GO LIKE THIS.
JUST GO --
[ WHINES ]
I HAVE YOUR CUP HERE, BABY.
ALL RIGHT, DEVIN?
FINE.
COME ON, LET'S GET GOING,
BECAUSE WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME.
NOW YOU CAN RUN THROUGH THE WHOLE THING.
'CAUSE WE'RE GOING THROUGH STEP BY STEP.
STOP!
ALL RIGHT, THEN YOU GO.
CAN WE PRACTICE? COME ON, MONSTER.
WE'RE TRYING TO MAKE IT SO THAT IT'S MUSCLE MEMORY
SO THAT SHE DOES IT AUTOMATICALLY.
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
AND WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS HARDER.
OKAY.
WORKING WITH DEVIN IS LIKE WORKING WITH A CAT
THAT YOU'VE PUT INTO A BAG
AND THEN SHAKEN AND THROWN AT A WALL.
DEVIN, COME ON. WE GOT TO GET WORKING ON THIS.
Darci: LET'S GET THIS DONE, PLEASE.
DEVIN, WILL YOU WORK IF I'M NOT HERE?
[ WHINES ]
"EHH" IS NOT A WORD.
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO, OR DO YOU WANT ME TO STAY?
GO!
GO?
I HAVE TO LEAVE?
WILL YOU DO THE WORK?
DO WE HAVE A DEAL?
ALL RIGHTY.
ALL RIGHT, FINE.
THAT'S MY GIRL.
AND I GO.
DEVIN HAS THESE MELTDOWNS
OR FITS WHEN THINGS JUST DON'T GO RIGHT.
I AM DEFINITELY CONCERNED THAT SHE MAY HAVE A FIT THIS WEEKEND.
ANY LITTLE THING THAT DOESN'T GO QUITE HER WAY
COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE A FIT.
YOU READY?
OKAY.
HEY.
TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT.
YOU WANT SOMEBODY DOING IT WITH YOU?
[ WHINES ]
AND WE'RE UNDER THE TABLE.
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
NO!
Devin: I GOT A LITTLE UPSET AND DIDN'T WANT TO PRACTICE,
AND IF I JUST DON'T WANT TO DO SOMETHING
OR SOMETHING GOES WRONG, I HAVE A LITTLE PROBLEM IN MY BRAIN.
Woman: BYE, GUYS.
BYE, CAS.
BYE, DEVIN.
BYE, GUYS.
MAKE SURE YOU PRACTICE.
BYE.
[ SIGHS, LAUGHS ]
WHY CAN'T I QUIT?
HAVE FUN ON FRIDAY.
WHY CAN'T I QUIT?
PLEASE LET ME QUIT.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
OH, MY GOSH.
KNOCK IT OFF.
I DON'T CARE.
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
[ GASPS ] OH, MY GOODNESS.
GO GET IT, GO GET IT, GO GET IT.
WHO'S THAT?
HI! MISS KRISANN'S HERE.
HI, GUYS.
Jennifer: HI.
TODAY, ADRIANNA'S COACH, KRISANN, IS COMING OVER.
SHE'S BEEN WORKING WITH HER ON AND OFF FOR ABOUT THE PAST YEAR.
ARE YOU READY TO PRACTICE? WE HAVE A LOT TO DO.
[ GASPS ] UH-OH.
Krisann: WITH THIS PAGEANT,
BEAUTY'S BEEN CUT DOWN TO A MINUTE,
AND EVERYONE'S USED TO A MINUTE AND A HALF.
WE'RE GONNA START WITH THIS RIGHT AWAY.
SO, YOU'RE GONNA COME TO YOUR SPOT.
AUTOMATICALLY, YOU DO RIGHT LIKE THIS,
AND THEN WE'RE GONNA KEEP WALKING.
WHY CAN'T I DO MY KISS?
IT'S NOT REALLY LIKE WE USUALLY DO.
I'M ACTUALLY GONNA USE A TIMER
SO WE CAN FIND OUT HOW LONG YOU'RE TAKING,
AND THEN WE'LL CUT FROM THERE.
HERE WE GO.
READY, SET, GO.
VERY GOOD.
Krisann: ADRIANNA HAS GREAT FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
AND LOTS OF PERSONALITY.
WE DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO HAVE HER MESS UP ANYTHING
BECAUSE OF TIME.
Jennifer: WHERE ARE YOU LOOKING?
AT YOUR DRESS.
THANK YOU.
NICE, VERY NICE.
TURN YOUR HEAD.
WE ALWAYS TEACH HER TO GO SO SLOW.
Krisann: I KNOW.
AND NOW IT'S LIKE...
THIS IS CONTESTANT NUMBER...
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE, KRISANN.
30 SECONDS IS TIME WHERE A JUDGE CAN GET
THAT ONE EXTRA LOOK FROM YOU
THAT IS GOING TO GIVE YOU A 10 INSTEAD OF A 9.9.
IF 30 SECONDS HAS A BEARING ON THAT 1/10 OF A POINT,
THAT WILL KILL ME -- JUST KILL ME.
I'LL DIE.
THIS IS CUTE.
HIP-HOP DIVA.
HONESTLY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT A HIP-HOP OUTFIT'S SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE.
IS THE OUTFIT HIP-HOP ENOUGH?
Lisa: I THINK IT'S HIP-HOP.
IT LOOKS IT.
Thalya: SHOW THE JACKET. SHOW THE JACKET.
LOOK AT THE LITTLE BUTT. POP IT, POP IT.
[ LAUGHS ]
MALINA'S GONNA BE COMPETING IN THE HIP-HOP ROUTINE
'CAUSE THE PAGEANT IS A HIP-HOP PAGEANT.
THAT'S THE MAIN PART THAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT IS THE THEME WEAR.
BACK IN MY DAYS,
IT WAS BIG, BAGGY JEANS, BIG, GOLD CHAINS HANGING.
NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.
AND NOW CONTESTANT NUMBER 19, MALINA.
ENERGY.
STICK THAT BUTT OUT.
THE PART THAT YOU'RE DOING LIKE THIS,
YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY DOWN THE AISLE.
GIVE ME THE BABY. YOU GO DO IT.
YEAH, DO IT AND SHOW HER.
Lisa: THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO TO ME ALL THE TIME.
I CAN'T DO IT. I LOOK BAD.
Harry: YES, YOU SURE DO.
SHUT UP.
OKAY, GO ON.
I DON'T WANT TO BE TEASED TODAY.
YESTERDAY, I COULD HAVE HANDLED IT, DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.
TOMORROW'S PAGEANT DAY.
YOU DON'T TEASE BEFORE PAGEANT DAY.
SHOW ME YOUR PRETTY SMILE, PLEASE.
YOU GONNA DO IT LIKE THE ROCK STAR,
BOLLYWOOD DIVA YOU ARE?
PRETTY SMILE, PLEASE.
Harry: NO, THAT SMILE'S GETTING WORSE.
I DO?
Thalya: 'CAUSE HE WAS PICKING ON ME.
HARRY'S PICKING ON ME, SO...
CAN I SAY JUST ONE THING TO THALYA?
Woman: YEAH.
THALYA, AND PLEASE, I HAVE A VERY DISTINGUISHED GOATEE.
IT'S TIME WE STOP COMPETING. SHAVE IT.
YO, I'M SERIOUSLY GONNA [BLEEP]
I'M GONNA CHOKE YOU.
[ LAUGHS ]
I TOLD MALINA, AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU NOW, RIGHT?
THE CRACKING OF JOKES AND NOT LISTENING TO ME?
I COULD [BLEEP] PACK UP AND LEAVE.
STOP CRACKING JOKES.
I TOLD YOU ABOUT IT LAST NIGHT.
STOP DOING IT. IT BOTHERS ME. STOP!
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BEHAVE LIKE THAT.
I DON'T CARE!
I TOLD YOU TO STOP DOING IT.
NO.
[ BEATBOXING ]
♪ IF Y'ALL WANT TO ROCK A FUNKY BEAT ♪
♪ SAY HO ♪
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO HOLLYWOOD STARS HIP-HOP SPECIAL.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ I'M GONNA DO MY THING ♪
♪ DO YOUR THING, ♪ DO IT ♪
♪ DON'T LIKE IT ♪
♪ LET'S GET STUPID ♪
TODAY, OUR THEME IS HIP-HOP.
WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME GREAT ACTS --
BEASTIE BOYS, NICKI MINAJ, JAY-Z.
WE DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE GONNA SEE TODAY,
BUT ALL I KNOW -- IT JUST BETTER BE FRESH.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. WE'RE HERE.
WHEE!
DEVIN'S COMPETING IN OUR 5-YEAR-OLD GROUP,
WHICH IS ONE OF OUR STRONGEST GROUPS.
SHE'S DEFINITELY SOMEONE
THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET.
YOU COULD HAVE THE MOST HAPPIEST CHILD ONE SECOND,
AND SOMEONE WHO'S JUST A LITTLE BIT STUBBORN THE NEXT.
YOU'RE NOT BEING VERY NICE, DEVIN.
Jennifer: WHOO-HOO!
ALL RIGHT, GIRL. LET'S DO IT.
ADRIANNA IS REALLY, REALLY SASSY.
SHE'LL TELL YOU EXACTLY WHAT'S ON HER MIND,
WHAT SHE FEELS LIKE, GOOD OR BAD.
OH, IT'S SO HEAVY. READY?
I'M GOOD!
OKAY, OKAY.
YOU GOT IT, GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.
MALINA'S IN ONE OF OUR TOUGHEST GROUPS,
THAT AGE 5, AND SHE IS TRULY A LITTLE WEST INDIE PRINCESS.
COME ON, PRINCESS. LET'S GO.
I HOPE THEY REALLY GO ALL OUT WITH FLAWLESS HAIR AND MAKEUP
'CAUSE SHE'S A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE GIRL.
SAY "BYE," MALINA.
BYE.
[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]
WHY DON'T YOU PRACTICE A LITTLE BIT
WHILE YOU'RE STANDING HERE?
IT'S PAGEANT DAY.
I CANNOT WAIT TO GO ONSTAGE.
CAN YOU GET YOUR SOCKS OUT OF YOUR SHOES?
I'LL STEAM YOUR SOCKS 'CAUSE WE PROBABLY HAVEN'T WASHED THEM
IN LIKE FOUR PAGEANTS.
Darci: TODAY, EVERYONE'S GOT THEIR TASKS.
EVERYONE'S DOING THEIR JOB.
DEVIN'S JOB WAS BASICALLY BEHAVING, NOT CRYING,
NOT HAVING A FIT, AND GETTING HAIR AND MAKEUP DONE,
AND I'M JUST DOING EVERYTHING ELSE.
I'M JUST TRYING TO KEEP EVERYBODY ON TASK,
TRYING TO KEEP EVERYTHING EVEN-KEELED
AND MAKING SURE WE MAKE THE STAGE ON TIME.
COME ON, LET'S GO.
WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS NONSENSE.
MY MOMMY IS VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY, VERY NERVOUS.
OH, MY GOD.
EVERY SINGLE TIME WITH THESE STUPID EARRINGS.
BUT YOU ARE, MOM.
STAND UP. STAND UP.
STAND UP, PLEASE.
YOU MAKE ME NERVOUS MORE THAN I AM RIGHT NOW.
ARE YOU INSANE?
I MEAN, CRACK IT.
GO TAKE A WALK.
WE HAVE THAT BROTHER/SISTER RELATIONSHIP WHERE WE FIGHT,
THEN WE MAKE UP, THEN WE FIGHT, THEN WE MAKE UP.
Thalya: DON'T HAVE TO RUN.
I CAN CASUALLY TAKE MY TIME.
I HOPE MY DAD AND THALYA ACT LIKE GROWN-UPS TODAY.
Thalya: YOU LIKE EYES?
Lisa: YEAH.
I DON'T LIKE THE HAIR.
THALYA?
Thalya: WHAT?
I DON'T KNOW, SOMETHING IN HER HAIR DON'T LOOK RIGHT.
IT LOOKS OFF.
DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO OPEN YOUR EYES?
I'M GONNA POKE THEM OUT. CLOSE THEM.
Lisa: WE NEED PERFECTION.
TODAY, WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAKE SURE WE FOCUS ON MALINA.
IT'S NOT THALYA'S DAY. IT'S MALINA'S DAY.
FOR SOME REASON, THIS SIDE LOOKS SMALLER THAN THIS SIDE.
THIS SIDE, FOR SOME REASON,
OVER HERE IS STICKING OUT MORE THAN HERE.
Harry: I WAS A LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED
THE WAY MALINA'S HAIR WAS LOOKING.
IT WAS A LITTLE BIT FRIZZY.
Lisa: IT LOOKS MORE ROUNDED HERE AND MORE HIGH HERE.
Thalya: I'M TIRED.
I'M STILL WORKING. I'M DOING HAIR AND MAKEUP.
I HAVE TO DEAL WITH EVERYBODY BEHIND ME,
AND I'M STILL DOING MY JOB.
REALLY.
♪ GO, GO, GO, GO ♪
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE'RE GONNA START TODAY'S COMPETITION WITH BEAUTY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT IS LILLIANA.
LILLIANA'S FAVORITE FOOD IS BANANAS.
IN BEAUTY, WHAT MAKES SOMEBODY STAND OUT TO ME, UH,
A CHILD THAT HAS PERFECT HAIR, PERFECT FIT IN HER CLOTHES,
COLORS TO BE RIGHT ON HER.
SHE'S VERY CONFIDENT ONSTAGE.
SHE GLOWS 'CAUSE SHE'S HAPPY 'CAUSE SHE'S THERE.
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LALANI!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I'M NERVOUS.
SINCE WHEN ARE YOU NERVOUS?
A LITTLE!
THAT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO BE NERVOUS, RIGHT?
USUALLY, ADRIANNA'S ROUTINES ARE ALLOTTED A MINUTE AND A HALF.
OKAY, PUT IT IN.
FOR THIS PAGEANT,
SHE'S ONLY ALLOWED A MINUTE ONSTAGE FOR EACH ROUTINE,
AND SHE'S BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD
FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS ON THAT.
I'M A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS ABOUT IT.
DON'T BITE ME HARD, PLEASE.
ACTUALLY, I'M A HOT MESS.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 43.
I FEEL NERVOUS.
ADRIANNA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHOO!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Announcer: ADRIANNA'S FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
INCLUDE PAGEANTS, DANCE, AND ANNOYING HER BIG BROTHER.
Jennifer: WHOO!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WORK IT, GIRL.
Announcer: HER FUTURE AMBITIONS ARE TO BE A MEGA MODEL.
Lauren: IN ADRIANNA'S BEAUTY TODAY, SHE LOOKED WONDERFUL.
SHE HAD A GREAT SMILE,
AND SHE REALLY HAD A BEAUTIFUL DRESS,
AND SHE JUST LOOKED REALLY PUT TOGETHER WELL
AND REALLY AGE-APPROPRIATE.
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SUPERMODEL ADRIANNA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Jennifer: WORK IT, GIRL!
I THINK ADRIANNA PRACTICING WITH A MINUTE TIME LIMIT --
I THINK THAT DEFINITELY HELPED HER, ABSOLUTELY.
SHE DID A REALLY, REALLY GOOD JOB.
I TRIPPED A LITTLE.
[ LAUGHS ] THAT'S OKAY.
IT HAPPENS.
Harry: HEADING INTO BEAUTY, I'M NERVOUS.
I KNOW MALINA HAS THIS ROUTINE DOWN,
BUT MALINA'S HAIR AND MAKEUP COULD BE BETTER.
MALINA?
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONTESTANT NUMBER 57.
I'M NOT NERVOUS.
I GET WHAT I GET, AND I NEVER GET UPSET.
Announcer: THE LOVELY MALINA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
SPARKLE, MALINA!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: MALINA'S FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
ARE DANCING, PAGEANTS, AND MODELING.
HER FAVORITE FOOD IS MAC AND CHEESE.
ROCK IT, MALINA!
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MALINA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GOOD JOB.
MALINA IN THE CORAL DRESS -- LOVED IT.
PERFECT FIT, PERFECT COLOR,
BUT HER HAIR NEEDED VAMPED UP A LITTLE.
SHE NEEDED TO ROACH IT UP, MAYBE BE A LITTLE BIGGER,
LITTLE BIT MORE CURLS.
I MEAN, IT'S A GLITZ PAGEANT. LET'S GET WITH IT.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
DO YOU HAVE TO GO POTTY?
ONE OF THE THINGS THAT I'VE LEARNED WITH DEVIN IS,
YOU NEED TO GO POTTY RIGHT BEFORE YOU GET ONSTAGE.
SHE'S DEFINITELY A NERVOUS PEER.
WHERE'S THE POTTY?
OTHER SIDE OF THIS WALL.
COME ON, POTTY, POTTY, POTTY.
OUR NEXT CONTESTANT IS NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
POTTY, POTTY, POTTY, POTTY, POTTY.
Kevin: LEFT, DARC, LEFT.
LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT.
I KNEW THAT.
NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
HEY, KEVIN!
KEVIN.
KEVIN!
DEVIN, NUMBER 58.
WHATEVER.
Devin: I'M IN THE BATHROOM.
NO, NO, NO, YOU DON'T PEE WITHOUT ME.
NEXT UP IN BEAUTY IS DEVIN, NUMBER 58.
Darci: ALL RIGHT, OUT.
IT'S MY JOB TO MAKE SURE THAT EVERYBODY MAKES IT
WHERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO ON TIME,
BUT DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD IDEA TO HAVE AN ACCIDENT ONSTAGE.
I DON'T REALLY THINK THAT THEY REWARD YOU
FOR MARKING YOUR TERRITORY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONTESTANT NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
I WANT TO WIN THE ULTIMATE GRAND SUPREME.
IF I WIN, I'M GONNA BE, LIKE --
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
PRETTY GIRL!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
Announcer: HER FAVORITE ACTIVITIES
INCLUDE ARTS AND CRAFTS,
MODELING, AND MAKING UP SILLY SONGS.
Taylor: YEAH, DEVIN!
Announcer: HER FAVORITE FOOD IS TOMATOES.
GOOD JOB, DEVIN.
DEVIN DID PRETTY WELL IN BEAUTY.
I THINK SHE COULD HAVE BEEN A LITTLE BIT SMOOTHER,
A LITTLE BIT CLEANER, BUT HER DRESS WAS GREAT,
SO TO ME, THAT'S A BIG WIN ALREADY.
[ APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: SAY GOODBYE TO THE LOVELY DEVIN.
DEVIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
I ACTUALLY LOVED DEVIN'S BEAUTY.
I THOUGHT SHE DONE A GOOD JOB.
I THINK THE DRESS -- REALLY, IT'S TOO SHORT.
NOW LET'S GET READY FOR THE NEXT COMPETITION, HIP-HOP.
Jonel: TODAY IN HIP-HOP?
WELL, I'VE HAD A LOT OF PEOPLE QUESTION, WHAT IS HIP-HOP?
HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HIP-HOP IS?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
♪ WATCH OUT FOR ME ♪
♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DEALING WITH ♪
IT'S ABOUT THE BLING, THE SWAG, BEING FIERCE, AND BEING A DIVA,
SO I THINK TODAY IN HIP-HOP,
THE COMPETITION IS GONNA BE OUTRAGEOUS.
Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ISABELLA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
OW!
Thalya: IT'S AS HIGH AS IT CAN GO.
BUT HER OWN HAIR?
[ SIGHS ]
THALYA -- YOU CANNOT TALK TO HER.
SHE DOES NOT UNDERSTAND CRITICISM.
IT'S EITHER HER WAY OR NO WAY.
TO THE SIDE.
IT'S THE 2000s.
I JUST DROPPED IT AT THAT BEFORE IT TURNED INTO ANOTHER ARGUMENT.
BUT I JUST HOPE THAT DOESN'T, YOU KNOW, AFFECT THE SCORE.
WANT TO GO LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR?
I NEED HIP-HOP. PLEASE LINE UP.
HIP-HOP, PLEASE LINE UP RIGHT NOW.
OUR NEXT CONTESTANT FOR HIP-HOP IS ADRIANNA, NUMBER 43.
I'M GONNA KICK THOSE GIRLS' BUTTS AND WIN ULTIMATE TODAY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING ]
♪ SO I CAN SLIP OUT THE BACK DOOR ♪
♪ WITH TIME TO UNLOAD ♪
WHOO!
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
♪ MID-LIFE CRISIS IN MY MID-20s ♪
♪ NO SOULJA BOY DANCE ♪
YEAH, GIRL!
WHOO!
YEAH!
YEAH, GIRL!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Jennifer: ADRIANNA WAS JUST PHENOMENAL.
THE CROWD WAS GOING COMPLETELY BALLISTIC FOR HER.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
YEAH!
Announcer: THANK YOU, ADRIANNA!
YEAH, GIRL!
ADRIANNA'S HIP-HOP WEAR --
I DON'T PARTICULARLY CARE FOR THE GENDER-BENDER DRESSING.
I JUST DIDN'T SEE A NEED, AND THE SHOCK VALUE TO ME IS ZERO.
I MEAN, IF WE WERE 20 YEARS AGO, WE MIGHT HAVE WENT, "OH, HELL."
BUT I MEAN, TODAY, IT'S NOT, AND SO...
♪ PICKED TODAY TO GIVE ME MY CITY ♪
♪ LOOKING THAT GRITTY ♪
♪ I'M A GOOD FELLA ♪
♪ IN THE SKY ♪
♪ RUIN YOUR UMBRELLA ♪
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: KEEP IT GOING FOR LAYLA.
[ COUGHS ]
YOU HAVE TO COOPERATE WITH ME.
THIS IS A LOT OF WORK, AND I GOT TO DO IT REALLY FAST, OKAY?
NO!
NO!
WELL, DEVIN'S HIP-HOP ROUTINE IS A CHEETAH ROUTINE
WHERE I'M GONNA BE FULL BODY-PAINTING HER.
TYPICAL, YOU'VE GOT TWO TO FIVE HOURS
TO DO A FULL BODY PAINTING.
HERE, WE'RE DOING IT IN A FRACTION OF THAT TIME
ON A WIGGLY 5-YEAR-OLD.
STOP. STOP, STAY STILL.
SO, IT ADDS THAT LITTLE BIT OF EXTRA PRESSURE.
CAN YOU STOP WIGGLING?
CHIN UP.
DEVIN, YOU GOT TO STAY STILL.
NOW I GOT TO ADD A SPOT I DIDN'T WANT TO ADD 'CAUSE YOU MOVED.
JUST DON'T MOVE.
THAT SPOT LOOKS STUPID NOW.
Devin: I'M GONNA DO MY CHEETAH ROUTINE.
MY MOM'S A LITTLE BIT NERVOUS.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: THANK YOU, ALYSSA.
KEVIN, FIND OUT HOW MUCH TIME I HAVE.
JUST HURRY UP.
I'M TRYING TO.
NOW LET'S GET READY FOR THE NEXT CONTESTANT, NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
Woman: OH, SHUT UP, DES.
DO NOT MOVE.
NOW LET'S GET READY FOR THE NEXT CONTESTANT, NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
OKAY, GO. GO, GO, GO, GO.
WHY, WHY, WHY?
'CAUSE IT'S TIME.
YOU'RE GONNA SET THEM UP
'CAUSE YOU KNOW HOW FAR APART THEY NEED TO BE.
ALL RIGHT, KEVIN, GET THE --
YOU'RE GONNA START ONSTAGE, YEAH?
OKAY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CONTESTANT NUMBER 58...
DEVIN.
WHOO!
Darci: BASICALLY, OUR PHILOSOPHY WITH THE HIP-HOP ROUTINE
IS THAT THE CHEETAH COMES FROM THE AFRICAN JUNGLE,
AND HIP-HOP ALSO CAME FROM AFRICA.
SO IT'S SORT OF THE STORYTELLING OF THE TRANSITION
COMING FROM AFRICA INTO THE CONCRETE JUNGLE.
IT'S A LITTLE MORE CREATIVE, A LITTLE MORE OUTSIDE THE BOX,
AND I THINK THE JUDGES ALWAYS LIKE THAT.
YOU READY?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ ROARING ]
GO, DEVIN!
I'M PLEASED WITH HOW DEVIN'S PAINTING CAME OUT.
I WAS DEFINITELY A LITTLE BIT RUSHED.
I WISH THE BODY CAME OUT A LITTLE BIT BETTER,
BUT I THINK HER FACE LOOKS FANTASTIC,
AND THAT'S REALLY WHAT THE JUDGES ARE GONNA BE LOOKING AT.
[ ROARING ]
WHOO!
[ ROARING ]
Announcer: KEEP IT GOING FOR DEVIN!
[ APPLAUSE ]
Evelyn: DEVIN'S HIP-HOP ROUTINE WAS OVER-THE-TOP.
I DIDN'T TIE IT TO ANY HIP-HOP PERSON OR SONG,
WHICH I THOUGHT, "OKAY, THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT TO DO."
BUT THEY GET MY ATTENTION.
HIGH FIVE.
Girl: DADDY.
YEAH, THEY CALLED IT ALREADY.
OH.
5 SHOULD BE LINED UP.
OH, COME ON.
HEADING INTO HIP-HOP, I'M STILL SKEPTICAL.
I'M NERVOUS THAT THE OUTFIT'S NOT HIP-HOP ENOUGH,
SO I DON'T KNOW.
Announcer: NUMBER 57.
MALINA.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[ RAP MUSIC PLAYING ]
WORK IT, BABY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHOO!
MALINA DID A REALLY GREAT JOB IN HIP-HOP.
I WAS VERY WORRIED, BUT I THINK SHE SIZZLED ON THE STAGE.
SHE BROUGHT ENERGY, SO I'M VERY HAPPY.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
MALINA HAS THIS SMILE, THIS GENUINE SMILE ABOUT HER
THAT SHOWED THAT SHE WAS HAPPY TO BE THERE.
HOWEVER, I MARKED OFF POINTS FOR MALINA'S HIP-HOP WEAR
BECAUSE TO ME, IT LACKED A THEME.
Harry: WE'RE DONE WITH COMPETITION.
NOW ALL WE HAVE LEFT IS CROWNING.
ANYTHING LOWER THAN A SUPREME TITLE,
I DON'T THINK SHE'S IN THAT CATEGORY.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET CROWNING BEGIN.
AT TODAY'S CROWNING, WE'RE GONNA START CALLING
OUR LOWEST TITLE TO THE HIGHEST TITLE.
WE DO NOT DO THESE BIG AGE GROUPS
AND WAIT FOR PEOPLE TO BE PULLED.
THE TITLE THAT EVERYONE'S EYEING OUT FOR
IS THE ULTIMATE MEGA HOLLYWOOD STARS PAGEANT WINNER.
IT IS THE HIGHEST SCORE OUT OF ALL AGES.
IF YOUR NAME'S CALLED LAST, GUESS WHAT?
YOU'RE OUR ULTIMATE WINNER.
THALYA, WHY DON'T YOU LET HARRY SIT NEXT TO MALINA?
YOU MIGHT NOT GET ONE, BUT...
CAN YOU JUST --
I'M BEING REALISTIC.
I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO CROWNING,
AND I THINK SHE'LL DEFINITELY PULL A HIGHER TITLE.
IT'S JUST A MATTER OF WHAT.
NOW WHO'S READY TO SEE WHO WON SOME VERY IMPORTANT TITLES?
TO WIN ONE MEANS YOU WERE THE VERY BEST
IN THAT ONE EVENT OVER EVERY PERSON HERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
THE NOVICE AWARD.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
THE NOVICE AWARD.
I'M TIRED. I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP.
MALINA!
WAIT, WHAT?
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
Announcer: CONGRATULATIONS, MALINA.
YOU HAVE WON THE NOVICE AWARD.
WHAT?
OH, MY GOD. NOVICE.
GIVE IT UP FOR MALINA.
SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR A FREAKIN' NOVICE.
NO.
Harry: MALINA GOT NOVICE SUPREME.
SHE'S NOT A NOVICE. SHE HAS 32 CROWNS, 32 TITLES.
SHE'S A REIGNING LITTLE MISS PERFECT NEW YORK,
SO I WAS UPSET.
[ APPLAUSE ]
Thalya: YOU KNOW WHAT?
WHEN ALL THAT'S DONE...
NO, I'M SICK OF IT.
Woman: SICK OF WHAT?
[BLEEP] PEOPLE TELLING ME TO SHUT UP.
"DON'T TALK. DON'T SAY THIS.
"WHY YOU GOT TO ACT LIKE THAT?
WHY YOU GOT TO DO THIS? WHY YOU GOT TO DO THAT?"
BECAUSE I'M OWN [BLEEP] PERSON.
I CAN DO WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] I WANT.
THALYA'S JUST BEING THALYA, I GUESS,
JUST BEING DRAMA QUEEN LIKE SHE NORMALLY IS.
SET UP IN MY [BLEEP] CAR,
AND I'LL GO BACK TO [BLEEP] NEW YORK,
AND THEY CAN [BLEEP] TAKE THE PASS TRAIN.
THEY CAN TAKE A NICE, LONG WALK DOWN THE [BLEEP] 80.
TINA THE DANCE COACH CAN TAKE THEM HOME.
I DON'T CARE NO MORE.
AIN'T NOBODY TALKING TO ME HOWEVER THEY WANT NO MORE.
I'M A BIG, STINKIN' 24-YEAR-OLD WOMAN.
I'M DONE. I'M DONE.
[ CAR BEEPS ]
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]
I FEEL SAD BECAUSE MY MOM AND DAD AND THALYA ARE -- ARE --
ARE VERY MAD BECAUSE I GOT A LOW TITLE.
NEXT, THE WINNER OF TODAY'S JACKPOT AWARD
FOR HIP-HOP HOLLYWOOD STARS.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 58, DEVIN.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
GO, DEVIN!
Cassidy: ALL RIGHT, DEVIN!
WHOO!
YOU'RE THE SUPREME WINNER FOR THE HIP-HOP HOLLYWOOD STARS.
DON'T KNOW MUCH $20 IS WHEN YOU HAVE $20
AND $20 AND THEN $20 AND THEN $20.
THERE'S A LOT OF $20s.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WON THAT FOR?
WHAT?
YOUR CHEETAH ROUTINE.
WHOO!
I KIND OF FEEL LIKE THIS WAS A GROUP WIN FOR DEVIN AND I.
IT WAS SOMETHING SHE COULDN'T HAVE DONE WITHOUT ME,
AND I COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT WITHOUT HER,
SO I CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT I WON THE HIP-HOP THEME WEAR
AS WELL AS SHE DID.
Announcer: NEXT, THE ALL-STAR AWARD.
NUMBER 55.
KENDALL!
[ APPLAUSE ]
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE ALL-STAR AWARD, KENDALL.
NEXT, THE WINNER OF OUR MINI SUPREME TITLE HOLDERS,
AGES ZERO TO 4 IN GLITZ.
CONTESTANT NUMBER 43, ADRIANNA, PLEASE COME TO THE STAGE.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
WHOO!
GOOD JOB, BABY!
Announcer: CONGRATS, YOU ARE THE MINI SUPREME.
I WON MINI SUPREME.
I WAS GONNA HOPE THAT I WAS GONNA WIN ULTIMATE,
BUT WE'LL TRY THE NEXT PAGEANT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
CONGRATULATIONS.
THIS IS THE MOMENT YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
THE ULTIMATE HOLLYWOOD STAR WINNER, McKAYLA!
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
NOW CAN I GET A PICTURE WITH YOU AND G. UP CLOSE?
NO.
NO, YOU'RE DONE?
OKAY, COME ON.
NO.
AS LONG AS ADRIANNA WANTS TO CONTINUE DOING PAGEANTS,
I WILL CONTINUE...
[ WHISTLES ] ...SWIPING THE CARD,
AND ADRIANNA WILL CONTINUE WINNING THE CROWNS.
HERE. HERE'S YOUR NUMBER.
YOU GO GET YOUR SCORES.
I DEFINITELY THINK THAT WE STIRRED THE POT A LITTLE
IN NEW JERSEY, AND HOPEFULLY,
WE'LL JUST KEEP COMING DOWN HERE NEXT TIME,
WIN THAT ULTIMATE GRAND SUPREME.
ALL RIGHT, WHY DON'T YOU --
I WANT TO GO HOME!
Woman: NO FITS TODAY?
NO FITS TODAY.
I WAS A REALLY GOOD GIRL TODAY.
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH OUR STUFF?
THEY'RE GONE. I HAVE EVERYTHING IN MY BAG.
THEY'RE GONE?
YEAH.
THAT'S SO NICE OF HER.
Harry: THALYA'S VERY GOOD WITH MALINA.
IT'S JUST THAT SHE DOESN'T --
SHE NEEDS TO LEARN TO CONDUCT HERSELF
BECAUSE EVEN THE PEOPLE SHE THINKS THAT ARE HER FRIENDS
WILL BE TELLING HER OFF SOON.
THE NEXT STEP IS, WE'RE DONE WITH HER.
WE'RE DONE.
THAT FAT [BLEEP]
STOP IT.
STOP IT.
YEAH, SHE JUST LEAVES US STRANDED.
THAT'S NICE.
STOP, YOUR DAUGHTER'S HERE.
YEAH.
THAT'S ENOUGH.
THALYA WENT AT HER HOUSE, AND --
AND MY DADDY AND MOM SAID I'M DONE WITH THALYA.
Woman: AND DOES THAT MAKE YOU SAD?
NO, BECAUSE THALYA DIDN'T BEHAVE
BECAUSE SHE WAS YELLING IN THE BALLROOM.
[ SIGHS ]
AND I WAS TIRED, TIRED, TIRED, TIRED, TIRED, TIRED OF IT!