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ALRIGHT, MAMA, LET'S GET GOING.
[ yawns ]
NAPTIME IS CALLING MY NAME.
Reba, A or B?
.
Anything you say, Reba.
Nothing is too good for you, Reba.
(Charles) Reba baby.
(Richard) That's right. You'll get nothing.
The tourists in Ne wer
when they saw...
(Audience) How shocked were they?
I'll tell you when to come in.
The tourists in New York City were shocked
when they saw the Statue of Liberty
taking her torch and lighting up a blank.
(Audience) Whoo!
Taking her torch and lighting up a blank.
That's where everybody plays.
Do you understand that?
Yes, of course.
Do you understand it, Charlie?
Yes, I understand.
You understand? There.
They saw the Statue of Liberty taking her torch
and lighting up a blank.
You are?
Charles is all ready.
Yes.
Everybody ready up there.
I'm...
Okay.
You may change your mind if you wish, madame.
rogative.
Put down your answer, and put it in the slot,
and away we go.
Alright?
(Brett) Come along, Julie dear.
Now, Reba,
the tourist in New York City were shocked
when they saw the Statue Liberty,
taking her torch and lighting up a...
Boat.
(Audience) Aw.
Boo!
Wait a minu.
Maybe I don't talk so plain...
[audience laughing]
Did you understand I said?
Isn't she in the harbor?
Yeah.
Well...
And she stands there...
Right.
...with the book of justice in her hand
and a torch in her right hand.
Yes, right.
And there's a flame in that torch.
Right.
Well, they got electric lightbulb in there now.
But at one time, they really had a flame going there.
Right.
And the tourists were driving by in a boat, you see,
a
'Cause she's lighting up their boat.
Wouldn't you be shocked?
Yeah, I guess so.
Hello.
The doctor says it's time for your bath.
[audience laughing]
Okay.
Alright.
You got the idea, Ed?
What? What idea?
The idea of Statue of Liberty there
shocking the people.
It's an old football play.
What?
The Statue...
Oh, that Statue of Liberty is an old
y.
That's right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And being a football buff...
Buff, yeah.
...I figure that maybe the old football player
might be lighting up a roach.
A roach.
[audience cheering]
Okay.
She doesn't even know what a roach is,
Brett, what do you say?
Quiet!
Honey, I tell you what...
The little things that crawl around on your kitchen floor
if you live in New York.
That's right.
Well, you know the Statue of Liberty is French.
Right.
And George Sand is French.
Right.
And th
lated.
And they both smoke cigars.
Cigars! That would shock the people.
That's indeed a good answer.
Charles?
I said a ciggeeboo.
A cigarette.
Okay, that would shock the people,
cigars and all of that sort of thing.
Now, what do you say, Julie?
They were shocked when they saw the Statue of Liberty
taking her torch and lighting up a...
Lid of grass.
[audience cheering]
(Edward) Well, you wear that on your head.
Yeah.
Alright, Richard.
What I realized... This would seem rather tame...
[audience laughing]
...'cause I said
A ciggie!
Fannie, what did you say?
Do you think canoe would be a match?
Canoe?
[audience laughing]
No, I say she's on that harbor,
an
up
[audience laughing]
Alright.
They're still fighting it o, aren't they?
[audience laughing]
As I say, this game will never end.
Never, never end.
Alright, John, are you ready?
Yeah.
Listen carefully, one to win.
Marvin the mugger is the nicest guy in the world.
After he shoots you, he gives you a blank.
Did you hear that?
Yeah.
Okay. Think about it, John.
After he shoots you, ...
He gives you a blank.
Gee, there are so many alternatives, aren't there?
There are number of really good choices here.
All finished here in the lower tier.
And we're waiting for Brett on the upper tier.
We are waiting for Brett on the upper tier?
Alri She's g
I will walk over here.
By the time I get here, she will put it in the slot.
Yes. Oh, I'm all finished, sweetheart.
Ready?
Let's go right ahead.
We're moving right along.
Ready.
Marvin the mugger is the nicest guy in the world.
After he shoots you, he gives you a blank.
A kiss.
A kis.
[audience applauding]
Now, he needs one kiss.
♪♪ One kiss♪
♪ One kiss ♪
♪ La-da-da-da ♪
Hello there, Ed.
It's a fantastic job they did on your teeth.
[audience laughing]
It's clean. Really good.
And these are my teeth.
Wow! Where did you get them?
[audience laughing]
Alright, a close shot
Get in here. Really as close as you can get on these teeth.
These are my teeth.
I don't care what Ed had to say.
How's that?
My teeth, right.
[audience applauding]
They've seen a lot of miles. That's very good.
[audience laughing]
Alright, show-and-tell, Ed.
Well, I've been around with Marvin,
I've seen his work.
He's also called the kissing mugger.
And that's what I put.
Kiss wins the game!
f you have?
Kiss, bandage...
[audience applauding]
Okay, come on down, John.
You've done it again, old bean.
You stand by there for a moment while we talk to Reba.
Reba, you got the idea?
Have you got the hang of the game now?
I'm hanging in there.
So, the Statue of Liberty standing there
and lights up a cigar or a cigarette, you see.
Right, yeah.
And that's why they were shocked there
because the lady up there shouldn't smoke.
We go
Thank you.
We wish you the best of luck with your blessed event.
Reba Duran!
Thank you!
Now, while she's spinning off,
we'll spin these commercials for you.
And you hurry back, see how he does.
ICE.
You're up here the second time, John.
Yeah.
You're gonna have a second chance.
Okay.
That got to be a name for a game show.
Second Chance, right?
Now... I've got just a little plain water here.
Would you like a sip?
Okay, it's a little hot on the stage.
I'm a little dehydrated.
We polled a recent studio audience,
and we've got their best response to this:
blank cast.
Now, remember the answer they gave most often
is worth $500 if you match it.
If you match the next one, $250.
And the bottom one gets you $100.
Now, a little help over here, John.
Richard again.
Blank cast.
What our producer has on his arm,
a plaster cast.
A plaster cast. Yes, indeed.
Julie.
Oh, that was mine.
Really?
Well, think about another one there, Julie.
Oh.
Blank cast or blankcast.
Outcast.
Outcast is good.
Alright.
Brett.
Have you got one, Brett?
What about...
Oh, I had it. I have one.
What about broadcast?
Broadcast is good.
You've got broadcast, outcast and plaster cast.
Do any of those appeal to you, John?
Richard's.
You like Richard's?
Okay, we're looking for plaster cast.
(Audience) Aw!
Get back!
[audience laughing]
Which one do you think he should have chosen?
(Audience) Broadcast!
Broadcast. Well, I don't know.
We'll find out right now whether broadcast is...
Or rather plaster cast is up there and if so, where?
May we see the 100-dollar response?
Outcast is Julie's answer.
We're looking for plaster cast.
Here we go with the 250-dollar number.
Broadcast! You were wrong.
(Charlie) Wow.
Listen, wait a minute.
(Brett) That close.
Now, you were booing him
because you thought he was wrong.
Would you like to apologize?
Ye
Well, I tell you what's gonna happen to you
if he's right and you're wrong.
We'll find out right now.
Alright, Earl, slide it!
[buzzer sounds]
[audience cheering]
You're right.
I would like to apologize. Yes, I would.
[audience laughing]
We
ng.
I can't believe that!
I thought Richard was gonna be right...
So did I.
...with the plaster cast there.
It never crossed my mind.
Charles, you had the answer?
I had the answer.
It's all coming out in a book.
Fannie had it?
Alright.
[audience laughing]
It's all coming out in your book, alright.
Uh, John, you bettered yourself by $100.
You've got $700.
And you're gonna play another game.
Let's welcome Suzy Thompson.
[audience applauding]
Okay, get up there. Suzy, you know John?
Hello.
How are you?
Are you glad to be here?
We'r
Don't talk so fast, Suzy, I can't hear what you're saying.
Uh...
[audience laughing]
Let's see, your name is Suzy Thompson, right?
And you're from...
What the heck!
There's a funny noise going on down there.
You're shaking.
It's my feet.
Your feet are...
[audience laughing]
What are you tapping your feet for?
Can I have some Kleenex?
(Brett) What? What did she say?
Listen, she's crying,
and she hasn't even won the money yet.
[audience laughing]
(Richard) What a great show.
The Kleenex Show. I never felt...
Ther
We call them facial tissues.
Good luck to you.
I'm sorry about plaster cast.
[audience laughing]
[audience applauding]
I'm sorry. Yes?
The doctor says it's time for her bath.
[audience laughing]
As long as we can go together.
[audience laughing]
Alright. Are you all right, Suzy?
Is there anytg you want to say to us
or shall we skip that and do that later?
Can we go on to a commercial?
What's that?
[audience laughing]
We'll run the show, S, you give the answers.
When I say we go on to a commercial,
we go on to a commercial, but not until then.
I'm sorry.
like
Well, we can do the question first
if you want to talk later.
Don't.
[audien
ghing]
I haven't done anything. What did she mean don't?
(Brett) Well, just do the question.
Have I touched her?
(Fannie) We need a woman emcee.
She's afraid of you.
Alright.
(Brett) We can't see from here
whether you've touched her or no.
Okay.
Ask me later.
Alright. I'll ask you later.
Now, Suzy, you have to say A or B.
You can't get out of that.
[audience laughing]
(Richard) Just nod. Would you like A?
If you want A... I'm pointing to A.
If you want A, nod yes.
If you don't want it, nod no.
I'll take B.
[audience laughing]
[audience cheering]
(Richard) Sure.
Now, Suzy, if you want to stay in this,
you got to stop talking so much.
[audience laughing]
(Richard) If only she'd shut up.
Yes. I can't stand a verbose woman.
Mary the musician said,
"Santa Claus must be getting senile.
This year, I asked him for a French horn.
Instead, Santa gave me a French blank."
[audience laughing]
Wait a minute. Now, say it aga.
[in foreign language]
[in foreign language]
Sure. Why not?
Everybody ready in the lower tier, Fannie,
except you.
Okay. Now, she's ready.
Ed, are you...
No, I'm not ready. I'm thinking...
"Instead
rn...
I asked him for a French horn.
Instead, Santa gave me a French..."
Okay, I've got it.
You've got one. Okay.
Okay, Suzy Thompson, are you ready?
You want a little drik of water?
Oh, don't... No.
Oh, alright.
A drink of water? No.
A drink of water.
(Brett) You can't tell the emcee not to talk to you.
It's not nice.
[audience laughing]
Mary the musician said,
"Santa Claus must be getting senile.
This year, I asked him for a French horn.
Instead, Santa gave me a French..."
Kiss.
Kiss.
[audience cheering]
Now, I feel better.
And I thought you were a shy, shrinking violet.
I am. I am.
[audience laughing]
(Richard) Suzy doesn't...
Suzy doesn't talk a lot, but when she does...
(Gene) When she does. Boy, she talks pretty good.
What do we got up here?
That's...
I tell you what, let's do the thing we did recently.
Let's reverse it.
Shall we start with Fannie this time?
Oh, no.
Yeah, come on, Fannie,
we're gonna start with you just for the heck of it.
Alright, I'm trying to think. Sounds alike.
Yeah.
French horn.
French *** movie.
[buzzer sounds]
[audience cheering]
That will be a nice gift.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, that wouldn't be bad at all.
Whatever it is, I've read it somewhere.
I don't know either.
Richard, what do you say?
What?
I'm talking...
[audience laughing]
You ca
I just need Kleenex.
I'll just show my card.
Oh!
You got one, Suzy.
[audience applauding]
Alright.
I'm so happy.
[audience applauding]
We can tell.
Alright, Julie, you're up.
I'm so happy, too.
Kiss.
Oh!
[audience applauding]
If you like to change...
Alright.
That's why we're doing this.
I know.
Charles?
I said a French kiss!
Oh! That's splendid.
[audience applauding]
Alright, here we go with Brett.
For a girl who came out here
i
t
of
wn,
she's really doing quite well, isn't she?
She sure is, her first-round question.
I say ♪ One kiss ♪
♪ La-la ♪
[audience applauding]
Okay, Ed.
Well, you know, I was gonna come in
with one of the obvious things like French postcard,
but I don't want to be that obvious.
So, I just changed it to letter.
A French letter.
Yes.
(Audience) Boo!
Okay.
It's alright.
So, that's four for you, Suzy.
Your first-round question will be along in a moment.
It's right there.
And we'll do the second h
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