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[Hank] I was previously on Generic Girl. [Gillian] I need your share of the rent or we're
evicted.
Where is the Deus Ex Machina?
[Deus] I am your god.
[Doc] Retrieve the package. [Pete] This is your room now, I'll just sleep on the couch.
[Hildy] There's enough room for both of us.
[G] What's she doing in here? [Comp] Abduction order in process.
[Comp] Abduction in process
Interrogation in process
Torture in process
Gloating in process
What a perplexing problem you find yourself in, young girl.
You may ask yourself, where is my beautiful house, you may ask yourself
where is my beautiful life, you may ask yourself, where is my beautiful box
But-- it is no longer your box.
And so you must meet your untimely demise.
Expose this ingenue
to her executioner! [Frank] AT&T...
Do your worst. [Doc] #%&@!
Where is the #$%& girl?
This is not my fault, I'll just take him-- [Pete] Get your filthy sack away from my face
It smells like rotten cheese.
Pete Kirby was a pathetic ordinary young man, until one day
struck by a bolt of radioactive lightning, his life changed forever as he became
"Captain Freelance!"
Quiet fool! Gillian Romero's humble origin story began with a clandestine rendezvous
outside Sheboygan.
Gross! You did not just imply my parents conceived me
in a roach motel? [Narrator] Abso-tutely-lutely.
Generic Girl, she sure is swell.
[Comp] AK-47 ballet
strike force dispatched to Guam.
Where in god's name did he go now? [H] Maybe that naughty boy went to the pharmacy
Yes? [D] Why you calling me to waste my time looking for that hairy ape?
It's not like him to just vanish
Unlike some things I know.
Maybe someone evil helped the monkey boy with his
disappearing act, eh? [G] What are you implying?
Every hero has a villain. Maybe he found his and left you alone.
But I'll be here by your side always, your right side, your outside, your inside
Do you actually know what happened to Pete or not? [D] Little faster, little slower, little faster, oooh!
You care more for Pietro
than your own god. [G] Look you little snuff box--
Snuff box? You're lucky I don't turn you into a pillar of salt.
You get back to me when you regain your pious priorities and maybe I'll
get back to you... until then, arrivederci!
Ooh, this is ripe. Here, you wanna smell this?
Keep that away from my face.
Fine, I'll keep it.
Reminds me of my mother.
We have to go find Pete.
We can split up and search the area. [H] No, I'm staying here.
My Romeo will find me waiting here with open arms and open--
Yeah, thanks for your cooperation.
Good afternoon, I'm Stacey. [G] Yes?
I'm the new property manager.
Uh, ok, so how can I help you? [S] A simple matter.
Let's you and me
just talk about you.
Let's you and me just talk about you.
You and me?
Let's talk about what you want and what I need.
I think you have what I need, and I know what you want.
I need what you have? [S] No, I need what you have but you don't know what I want.
I know what I need.
No, you don't know what I want but it's in here and I need it out. [G] You want to be in here?
Yes--No, I need it and you don't. [G] You don't want me? [S] No, I want th-- [G] You need me!
Just show me your box!
Did you just say something?
We were just chit chatting. [G] Right. I was actually
just on my way out.
I'm sure my roommate can help you with whatever you-- need.
Okay, positive thoughts.
Pete, if you don't die,
I'm going to kill you myself.
Good afternoon, citizen,
welcome to the Heroes Guild of America. How may I help you?
Thank goodness, I really need your help
Absolutely!
Actually
not like that.
You mean I've
failed in my mission to help you,
I've-- failed you...
(starts crying)
So whadda we gonna do now, Doc?
As this specimen is devoid of any intelligence
He is an utter vaste of our time. [P] Stop all this talk and get back to work, villain.
Vell...
as the American saying goes, there is only one thing to do when life gives you
lemons!
Make lemonade.
NO, NEIN you mendicant! You must kill.
Kill the lemons?
No, ME.
You must kill me.
Will Gillian arrive in time to save Pete Kirby from a foul fearsome fate most certainly
worse than death?
Tune in next time for the gyroscopic gyrations of Generic Girl and Captain Freelance.