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Ahem.
Will you please tell your story again, from the start?
It went like this, eh ...
My alarm clock starts ringing, so I get up and go to the kitchen, and the kitchen ...
- So your alarm clock starts ringing, is that right? Yes, it starts ringing and when it refuses ...
- Didn't you claim earlier that you first dragged the alarm clock down from the table
after that it had rung on several occasions before you got out of bed, or have I misunderstood this?
It refused to stop ringing, so I pulled the chord so it fell to the ground and broke.
- Peter, do you regard yourself as an aggressive and/or impulsive person?
- Yes, well, that does not matter here.
You said you went out to the kitchen Continue your story.
I heard a rumbling sound and a few seconds later, I saw a sharp light straight into the kitchen window.
So I was totally blinded. First I thought it was the neighbour who came home with the high beams on, but then I realised it was something else ...
Do you believe in UFO's? - UFO, UFO, I believe in myself! I came to Stockhom and I'm about to release my first album!
And there is going to be a *** great music video with this, what's he called, Mike Adelica.
You need to understand how cool it is that you are in this place when I was known as Boren Danne
In that case, I also believe in UFO's. Where I come from, everything is called a UFO.
So you saw the ship land?
No, I didn't ... - So consequently couldn't you see any markings on the ship?
It is of the highest importance that you ... - No, I was blinded, there was another *** and the door flew open.
It could have been a prototype for propulsion with nuclear nanotechnics ...
After analysing the blood and urine samples you gave you to our doctor,
we found traces of substances that be can used for the purpose of getting high
Isn't it right that you actually were intoxicated and therefor had a very reduced sense of ...
- I don't give a f... Isn't it right that, for instance a car
which you self claimed to confuse the light with initially
could have been the actual source of light
and that you, in an intoxicated state
simply were mistaken or had hallucinations
But damned!
Order! Order!
If it is the case that something really landed in front of your house
then why aren't there any reports or witnesses who can confirm your claims?
We don't have any indications of activity in the alleged air space either
I don't know, I can only say what I was a part of.
Yes, well, in this report from ...
... this report from 10 July there are some of mathematical numbers
which you claim this supposed alien brought with him
- That is correct, eh ...
How do you explain that some of these numbers and equations are on a basic high school level
While others are totally incomprehensible and almost ...
- Peter, isn't it correct that you are simply interested in science fiction movies and that these numbers ...
Isn't it so that these numbers and equations are a product of your wild imagination?
It's unbelieveable that we've had an encounter in Sweden
That all ... were totally unnecessary, or what?
This is what he looks like, more or less like we do.
Eyes, mouth ... I'm not so good at drawing, but you can see that for yourselves.
He's about 1.85m tall.
So you are saying that he appeared to breathe just like us
and he did this without any form of equipment or anything like that
Yes.
And you can't remember anything else other than which you already told us?
No, only that he kicked in my door and that he came from outer space.
Right, hehe ...
Could you assert that he was trying to communicate with you at a given moment?
Did it appear that he was trying to mediate something, a message or anything like that?
He's here to take over the entire world, okay?
He's here to talk to dolphins, build pyramids and ...
It's really something that he's trying to start his world conquest in Jakobsberg
where you coincidentally happen to live, right?
Yes.
Please excuse us. - Yes, yes, sure.
Anyway, this was not an official interrogation so there is no legal duty to tell the truth
but we want you to know that in such an interrogation
where you with the greatest probability sat and lied straight in our face
and have taken precious time from the military and government officials
we want to advise you not to do this again
because we will not be able to meet you with an equally generous attitude
Peter TÃĪgtgren has claimed that he has seen an extraterrestrial.
Bernt Edlund, astronomy researcher with the university of Stockholm, has dismissed that. Why, Bernt?
First of all, the equations don't match up between the signals of the universe and the age of our solar system
We can search vast parts of the universe, but it will always be only a fraction of the total universe
To answer your question, no, this is so improbable that it isn't possible that his happened
But obviously it is a fascinating and imaginative thought that there could be life out there.
What did they say, did they believe you?
They didn't even believe you existed.
Yes, that's always the case, doesn't matter.
Do you want some milk?
No, you drank straight out of the carton. - So what? Do you suffer from germophobia?
By the way, where did you park the ship?
In the back.
In the back?! If you destroyed my bushes, I'm going to kill you!
Stop! Hey! Stop!