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Sanchez !
*** !
Where is the book?
Welcome to the latest headlines
from Santa Mondega News :
Today, a series of mysterious events
occurred in the city.
Dead people are roaming the streets,
zombies are getting out of their graves...
Some of them are feeding on human flesh,
while others are just going back to their old lives.
A huge bar fight happened between a member of the Shades vampires
and the Werewolf gang from the Café Olé au Lait bar.
Beware of fake Ronald MacDonald clown
hanging around your children’s schools.
This morning SMPD found out
a gang of vampire clowns
maybe involved in the *** of 7 children.
If you meet a dark hooded man
try avoiding all contact.
Yesterday a violent gunfight in the city killed
20 people.
Police reports tell us that the dark hooded man,
known as The Bourbon Kid,
is wandering in the streets
and killing randomly any person on his way.
The Book of Death :
A well known old Egyptian book has gone missing,
this book is priceless,
as anyone whose name is written on its pages
mysteriously dies.
Where the *** is my Book?
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Long time no see!
Just sign here and we will get everything ready for you!
A group of girls scouts were traumatised
by seing Santa Claus beating up a man.
A priest was found
locked in the toilets of his church.
We’re still not sure
How he the end up there!
Oh, I’m just being told
that a woman discovered a bloody cadaver
in the City Library
where she was tring to hide from a vampire.
In this times of chaos
we strongly recommend you to remain calm
and locked in your houses...
Those were the latest headlines from Santa Mondega News.