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SALLY: Are you sure you don't mind me not coming to your race?
KEVIN: Yeah, course. You'll only be stood by the finish line waiting for me to get there.
SALLY: It's dead good of you to offer to go though, Soph.
SOPHIE: Well I'm only going to make sure he does it and doesn't slope off to some pub
somewhere.
KEVIN: Oi, you!
SALLY: Only I promised Claire I'd help her with this party. She wants me to be a floater.
SOPHIE: A floater?
SALLY: Yeah, a trouble shooter. Making sure everything's alright when she's not about.
Honestly, the way she's treating this thing, D-Day went off with less planning.
SOPHIE: Yeah, well I think it's really good mum. Claire could've died during that pregnancy,
it's just nice that she wants to give something back.
SALLY: Hmmm. Do you know, I can't believe Luke took Rosie to that posh race meeting
in Cheshire. Would've suited me down to the ground that.
KEVIN: What? Full of snobs, wearing big hats, drinking champagne, talking about how much
they earn?
SOPHIE: Can you imagine my dad?
SALLY: Well you never know, he might have enjoyed it.
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TYRONE: Moll, it's Kev! I've just got a flaming call out haven't I? But, I'm going to try
and make it to the finish line, so good luck yeah?
KEVIN: Oh, cheers.
MOLLY: Hi, Soph. You alright? Are you coming to this street party?
SOPHIE: Um, yeah I am in a bit. I'm coming to see you two race first though. See you
whip my dad's butt.
MOLLY: Yeah, well I'll do my best.
KEVIN: You ready?
MOLLY: As I'll ever be.
CLAIRE: Give me the charcoal!
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SOPHIE: Right, are you sure you don't need another wee or anything? You don't want to
be doing a Paula Radcliffe half way round.
MOLLY: No, it's just nerves. I'll be fine. Here you go.
SOPHIE: Right, come on then. Let's have a picture of you both. Get closer then! Put
your arm around her dad! Right, now look excited.
KEVIN: I am excited.
SOPHIE: Right, well please tell your face that. Ready? Smile!
ANNOUNCER: Runners! Are you ready?
SOPHIE: Right, I'll see you later.
MOLLY: OK.
****
RYAN: Can I have a veggie burger please?
GRAEME: Sorry mate, meat only.
ROY: It never ceases to amaze me, how badly vegetarians are still treated in this day
and age. My apologies.
RYAN: Um, can I have just a normal burger then, please?
ROY: Sorry?
RYAN: Just a regular burger?
ROY: Uh, they've got meat in them.
RYAN: I know.
ROY: But you're a vegetarian.
RYAN: I'm not.
ROY: They why did you ask for a veggie burger?
RYAN: I just fancied one.
BEN: Look, anybody can have a veggie burger if they want one. You know?
SIAN: Yeah, it's not like you need a prescription Roy!
ROY: I realise that.
CLAIRE: Hello! Can I interest anyone in a raffle ticket?
BEN: Alright then. What's the prize?
CLAIRE: A pair of boxing gloves, signed by Ricky Hatton. Um...a train driver's cap, plus
his whistle.
RYAN: What else?
CLAIRE: Um, free admission for four to the Cumberland Pencil Museum.
BEN: Pencil Museum?
CLAIRE: Uh, it's like a museum...
RYAN: For pencils, yeah we got that. Why would anyone want to go to that?
CLAIRE: It's more interesting than it sounds, um...
SIAN: Yeah, it'd have to be.
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SOPHIE: Come on Dad! Woooooo! Aaaaaaaargh, dad! You did it! You did it! Dad! Ew, dad,
you're all sweaty!
KEVIN: Yeah well, I've just finished a race.
SOPHIE: Yeah, well I wish you would've done it a bit faster. I've been bored out of my
mind! Um, listen dad. Do you mind if I go back? It sounds like Ben and that are having
a right laugh.
KEVIN: Course not. I'll wait for Molly.
SOPHIE: Right. Here you are. Giver her her rucksack. Dad, I'm proud of you. Ewwww!
****
SIAN: So you just stood there for 2 hours?
SOPHIE: Well yeah, you've got to support them in their little hobbies haven't you? Anyway,
where's Ryan got to?
SIAN: Oh, he's trying to blag some cans from that Offy on the Precinct. Aw, does anyone
fancy a curry?
BEN: It's safe, yeah?
UMID: The best you will ever taste, believe me.
TERESA: Not so fast.
UMID: What are you doing?
TERESA: How about you sample a little bit of each and then decide which one you want.
BEN: Alright.
SOPHIE: It can be a curry off, ha ha!
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TERESA: Right, which one's best then?
SIAN: Can I have a bit more of that one, please? Thanks.
BEN: Actually, can I try a bit more of yours?
UMID: Well...the verdict?
TERESA: Come on, you can be honest.
BEN: She's kind of got the edge.
TERESA: Oh yes! In your face Umid.
SIAN: Well uh, cheers.
TERESA: Aren't you going to buy a portion?
BEN: Well, we're full now! Nice one.
UMID: I think we have been had.
TERESA: Yep.