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"Title succeeded. Stop.
Rome airport I get 9 hours. Stop. Pierino ".
Comes Pierino!
GASPERONI MARIO AND FAMILY WHOLESALE MEATS
5 years ago I do not see my Pierino.
- Had to go to Africa? - There could only be licensed.
If mature coconuts in Africa, he will also be matured.
In single file, we will!
PIERINO, MEDICAL SOCIAL SECURITY
Sorry, I have ***, took five years eating bananas.
- There it is! - My son!
- Hold it right there! Freeze or I'll shoot! - Who is it?
- Who do you think I am? - Why is dressed like that?
- I act in "The Fall of the Roman Empire." - So you're a terrorist.
- What? I did not fall. - Who was it?. - Director.
- I'm an extra in a film at Cinecittà. - What are you doing here?
I hope my nephew who returns Addis Ababa. I could not change.
- Well, you can go. - Thank you.
- Why not leave?. - Ya.
It was time. Have not you changed?
- Pierino And, where is it?. - Do not know, we've been here half an hour.
- Have you reached? - Yes, but ...
You know Mario?. It seems to me that they have kidnapped.
- But what abducted? - I feel it.
Nonsense.
- Why have you shaved? - No, you were kidnapped!
Ah, did not match!
So what the *** hope, if it has game?
Relax, Mom. Surely now is.
I know where she is!
SERVICES
- Pierino mine! - Dad, Mom!
- Have the title? - Yes, the title! Him ..
I had it here.
- Come. - Dad, what is the title?
- A piece of paper. - Will have been cleaned ***.
No, it can not be.
I had it right here.
Wait.
Here it is!
My son, handsome!
Here we go. I have a surprise.
A new house. Whole piece for you.
- Come, come. - Come, come.
Take possession of your kingdom!
Now at last did you graduate, no one will
Pierino call you. Why? Why grow up? No!
Because now you're Dr. Alvaro Gasperoni.
If licensed in Italy have no work, what have you!
Because your dad already has You arranged everything, you know?
Thankfully.
While you you studied by the length and breadth of the world,
I've grown ... How do you say? ...
What did he say? What have you done?
No, oh. Just began.
I've understood
It was long, expensive and laborious but you got it.
Studied primary in Rome the basic cycle in Frosinone,
high in Catanzaro,
higher in Canigattì,
and the degree in medicine at Addis Ababa.
- Better not have been. - Always away from me.
Here's to the only licensed
Gasperoni of family, famous for its meat in bulk.
***, with these copies!.
Come on, tell us!
- To see how a doctor speaks! - Silence! Silence!
Let him speak. Speaks.
- Bravo! - Bravo!
- What was that rumor? - Nothing, a fart that took the elevator.
Hospital You see this? It's yours!.
Best Hospital in Rome. More could be done.
- Go and assert yourself. - Yes, Mom.
- Remember who you are. - Who am I?
- Like who are you?. Alvaro Gasperoni. 76 00:07:47,078 --> 00:07:50,857 - Here. Here lunch. - Sausage? Dad Does?
- Yes, you like yourself. - And you.
- Alvaro, come here. - Yes
Alvaro, do not be afraid.
- Never go to war. - Yes, but it goes to the Hospital.
Goodbye!
Míra, what a man.
What happens? I was afraid with a blow not reach me.
- Name and surname. - Umberto Durante.
- Are you wants the job volunteer assistant? 86 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:35,496 References.
It is written all here.
HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES
Go. Now you know.
- Mario Zecca.
92 00:08:47,858 --> 00:08:49,007 Here you are.
COUNCIL CHAIR
We will inform you, no doubt.
- VATICAN CITY - We will tell for sure.
BLESSED MOTHER
You can rest easy. 98 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:09,817 P2 MASONIC ORDER
- How did you say your name was? - What have I done?
- No, no, I did not understand his name. - Alvaro Gasperoni.
It is an honor that you have chosen our Hospital to enter.
Login?? But if I'm not sick!.
Well, a good doctor should always have a sense of humor.
Yes, I am.
I trust the team Dr. Tambroni, one of the best.
So they are going to operate on me?
How nice. Goodbye. The briefcase.
- Can I give it away? - It's yours.
Ah, yes, it's mine!. Thank you. Goodbye.
Dr. Alvaro Gasperoni, the new volunteer assistant. Please.
- Erdedo, first assistant. - Nice.
- Graziani, assistant starter. - Nice, what is that?
Ragusa, veteran volunteer assistant.
- Sister Celestina, supervisor. - Praise God.
- Always, brother. - Paolo, head of the paramedics.
- Do not be paranoid? - Doctor Gasperoni.
See, doctor, then ...
graduated in Addis Ababa.
- Why it shows? - Seen in your "resume".
The cu? ... what?
- Your "resume", this. - Ah, the pedigree.
In the third world have hungry for science, right?
No, they are really hungry and go.
So goes the world. Let's visits.
- Please. - First.
- I do not like. - Looks ***.
- For me, it is. - We are all children of God.
To me, it's a ***.
What is it?
Good morning, teacher.
- Sister, do you also? - Goodbye.
You want war? For the will.
Charge!
Where are the brakes?
Help!. ***, what a stench.
Did not I say that is a serious Hospital?. If a doctor does not work, throw it away.
- There it is. - Who?
- Good morning, Professor. - Good morning.
- He took the briefcase. - Thank you, Dr. Gasperoni.
Not all young people today have forgotten good manners.
- Today we operate to 121. - Whatever you say.
I was first.
- Gasperoni, briefcase. - Here you go.
- You hurt. - It's just a scratch.
Disinfect, scratch It may be dangerous.
Later. I will not steal time precious patients.
- Very good. 148 00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:34,714 I appreciate his sense of duty.
- This, *** us all. - We must isolate.
- Take it out of the way. - Destroy it.
Dr. Kildare, is a bean!.
- Gasperoni. 153 00:13:46,018 --> 00:13:48,393 - Are there tours? - A 82 enema.
- And you telling me? - Doctor's orders Erdedo.
- That's what the nurses. - You'll have to do it,
because the nurses, are on strike.
"They're on strike". "I ordered Erdedo?" Erdedo!
Do you know where you would put "Erdedo"?.
Where the *** have veins?
Holy ***!.
- This is not hard or a hammer. - Ask the nurse.
Silence!. If I ask certainly angry.
- Hey nurse, where is this going? - Get that ***.
See? Did not I tell you I was angry?.
Anemia. Liver swollen.
Prostatitis and diabetes mellitus.
Are you sure doctor, not be better to do some tests?
In their eyes, you can see all diseases.
Ragusa, you see all that in a glass eye?
What you could see on the good eye!.
But you had not told Will you take to the macaw to 22?.
- Where can I find a parrot? - It's your problem. Go away.
The macaw did not find it,
but I found a cat. Is it the same?
No, no, not the cat!. My eggs!.
Do not complain. To me, it made me *** in a jug.
- To whom I owe change the sheets? - Here.
Why not?
- Come on, get up. - Do not you see I'm in a cast?.
- I have to make the bed. - It's your problem.
Good.
- Excuse me, huh? - Okay.
That's it.
Did you see Lady?. Half is made. What now?
- Now below. 186 00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,567 - Can you lift a minute? - I can not.
- Mean? - No!.
Well, I'll try.
Let's start here. At first always goes well ...
- Lift the cu ... buttocks. - What does tap me?.
- Who plays?. - Do not touch the butt!.
What hobby!.
I will do as illusionists. You'll see how good.
One, two, "et voila".
- Do not touch me!. - Have cushions?
- He touches my ***!. - I get off in the corner!.
One, two. You'll see now.
- Do what you want, but not me touch the butt. - Who you touch it!.
- And three. - There, I touched the butt.
But lady, Are call that ***?
It throws a fart in a bag of confetti ...
Carnival and is round.
- Doctor, Injection 39. - To me ...?
- No, 39. - I decided Dr. Erdedo, right? - If.
To me, son?
No Sister Dr. Erdedo forgive.
- Tell the nurse. - Sorry, vacation.
209 00:17:18,798 --> 00:17:22,652 - You, do you hand? - Two. A left and a right.
I mean if you have a light hand.
A kilo a hundred kilo, boneless.
Let's face it, doctor. My *** is not touched.
- Of course not, pricked. - No jokes. Tell me.
- You know, give injections right? - I'm the best.
- How many got today? - Now, see, no.
- Yesterday? - Ah, yesterday ... the same.
In the last week?
Madam, you are a patient or is my confessor?
Basta. I Stand injection and that's that.
- Well, that's fast. - It will be a moment.
One, two ...
I have not even touched.
- What does, how he puts injections? - What should I do?
- You must give me a slap. - Ah, a slap. Shot.
All right, doctor. I felt nothing.
Of course not.
- Gasperoni, 25 in resuscitation room!. - I'm coming.
Over here, over there, better from here!.
- Gasperoni!. - What?
At 32, faster.
- Yes, I will!. - Where are you going?
- At your service.
- Vacate the bed 64. - If flying!.
Párenme!.
Hello, Doctor Gasperoni!. Swollen work, huh?
Hinchándome, yes. But eggs. I have them as well.
Funny.
Do you trounced, you crushed?
Then paste. Paste!.
Who is honey they eat flies.
Be fly. Whoever hits first strikes twice.
In the world there are those who stick and those who are left stick.
- Do not worry, you paste!. 244 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:28,476 If your father did not beat, would just a butchery.
- And I have 20. Do you know why? - I do not know.
- Because I hit. - You paste, my son.
- Yes, Mom. - What to do?
Please paste.
To me, no.
Removed.
- Who is this? - Mine.
- Who? 253 00:20:08,098 --> 00:20:10,692 - Please make up your minds. - It's mine.
- Have you made the diagnosis? - Yes history.
- Here it is. - So?.
Yes increase Neutrofia of polymorphonuclear leukocytes.
- The analysis is confirmed? 258 00:20:24,138 --> 00:20:28,848 - Treatment? - Albumin 20% serum and suppositories.
- On Saturday, we will give you high. - Albumin 20% serum,
suppositories and give high already.
According teacher.
- All right, Professor. - What about me, what I said?
- Is here, where is it? - Sister.
- No one knows anything? - I know, Professor.
- Oh yeah. Tell me. - It was last night.
- How high? - No, he was dead.
- And you say just now? - And? Where are you going?
Doctor Gasperoni. You have to tell the time.
Here beds foul.
My ear, Professor!.
- Delete, is mine. 272 00:21:32,918 --> 00:21:34,695 Comes the director!
Lady, I'm Ragusa, I have a bed for her husband.
Do not forget the check. No late.
- Guys, today me, morning to you. - And I, when?
- Where is Gasperoni ?. - He's gone.
- must clean toilets . - No, latrines, no.
No, latrines, no.
- Latrines, no. - Where is Gasperoni ?
I do not know where the hell he got. Mother!.
Gasperoni. Where are you?
Soul from purgatory.
I love you very much. But let me go.
What are you doing following me?
If you let me, I will pray for you.
Okay, final offer: Masses 30 and 30 candles.
But let me go. Yeah?
The silence gives consent.
*** your dead ...! Sorry, I was leaving.
- Around here, follow me . - God, come here.
Here we will be quiet.
Empty the table.
- Shall we start? - Let's start.
We'll see.
All right, doctor Erdedo. Ten entries in a week.
- Congratulations. 297 00:23:48,018 --> 00:23:52,773 But do not rest on our laurels. More income, better.
- Of course, Professor. - Well.
What was that?
- Let's see, you and Dr. Graziani? - Ten, too.
There competitiveness I'm glad.
- And you, Dr. Ragusa? - Over fifteen.
Fifteen. Do not waste time.
- Dr. Erdedo if Dr. Ragusa continues, you will get the job. - It will not be easy.
Everyone can make more revenue.
And become first assistant?
Clear.
Remember Dr. Erdedo, power is what counts
and power is measured by a physician by the number of patients it serves.
Right. 500,000 bed by 35,
plus 15% for you are two million ...
- And 625,000. - Exactly.
- Saldamos accounts? - Much hurry, doctor .
'll see you Sunday Best in my house. Okay?.
We can leave.
The power of a doctor
is measured by the number of their patients.
Ah yes, huh?
Who is this?
- Child, teacher. - Well, Gasperoni.
- Did the diagnosis? 322 00:25:54,838 --> 00:25:58,387 - Progressive deforming arthritis. - Oh yeah?
- It allows me, Professor. Ma'am, have taken cold? - No.
- Would bones ache breathing? 325 00:26:07,318 --> 00:26:10,196 - Has been dropped doing chores? 326 00:26:10,758 --> 00:26:13,226 - Does it hurt here and here, when moving eyes?. 327 00:26:14,278 --> 00:26:17,307 - Does it hurt here and here? 328 00:26:18,578 --> 00:26:21,248 - Instead it hurts here, here and here and under the tongue. 329 00:26:21,278 --> 00:26:25,471 - Here. - Well, Gasperoni. It is yours.
Yes, thank you.
Thank you, Aunt.
- Child, teacher.
- And this, who is? - Child, too.
- Yes, I'm the grandmother.
Yes, of course, is a grandmother.
Calla!
At his age are all grandmothers.
Alvaro, I have a friend that for a month of free food,
is ready for anything.
I hear you, man. Wait. Now, tell me.
My friend has a tailored bishop. What do I do, I command
Yes, a bishop, I send it to me.
- The command now. - Do not, tomorrow, I'll find a bed.
- Gasperoni, who speaks? - The Vatican.
What do you want?
Nothing to take care of a bishop.
It will arrive tomorrow.
- So? - Cabezon, all arranged.
Ah, thank goodness!.
Fifteen days off. I'll be right.
- No. Morning. And with that suit. 352 00:27:55,518 --> 00:27:58,271 - Come to work. 353 00:27:58,438 --> 00:28:00,998 - Cabezon, you're done. - Thank goodness.
Do you remember those two Jewish I put you to dinner?
Two Jewish, only two Jewish.
How you mad!.
- Do you remember that night ...? - Mrs.
- I'm done. - What's your name?
Cecioni Renato.
- Renato Cecioni? You're under arrest. - Why? What did I do?
Cabezon, you know why. And the judge also, that's the problem.
Coratela?, Eh? That *** snitch.
Let me that copper. I worked.
Sorry, Doctor Gasperoni. Bishop has arrived.
Already? I said tomorrow.
- Where do I put? - At 28.
Forgive. How *** ...
- This bothers us. - We are ***.
My already *** me.
- If you need me call, Eminence. - Thank you, son.
- Damn, what thin!. - I feel sick.
- Do not even look like a bishop. - Huh?
Was not there another fat?
Yes, Monsignor Monti but he is not sick.
- Well, you have emphysema. - No, son, I have ulcer.
You have what I say!. Shortness of breath, cough and ...
- So what? - And pains infarction.
I have just heartburn.
No!. That's another thing!.
- But if I have heartburn. - Do not burn you more.
Well, hopefully, doctor.
Another thing. Care. Here's a little sister.
- Well, well. - What good? Do not even try.
- Total, is neither young nor pretty. - The Lord does not care about those things.
The Lord to do what he wants, I tell you what. Is that clear?
Sure, doctor.
- Do you smoke? - No. - Do you drink? 388 00:30:34,598 --> 00:30:36,668 Well, do not say blasphemies and that's it.
- What the ***!. Good morning, sister. 390 00:30:39,818 --> 00:30:43,513 - Eminence, a call Vatican to you. 391 00:30:43,678 --> 00:30:45,430 The Vatican!
- Here you go. - Thank you, sister.
- Sorry. - Yes, sorry. Sorry, sister.
Tell him not to call the Vatican.
Okay, okay.
Say.
Well!. Give me that.
- I speak with the Vatican. - Holiness, I give to the doctor.
- Doctor. - Yes Holiness.
How who I am?. 'm Alvaro, your nephew.
But how that nephew?. Do not do stories.
You're not my uncle? Who are you?
The father of who? From the Church! Is the general?
Damn.
- "Solidarnosc". "Solidarnosc". - So be it.
Yes, I know, Alvaro. Uncle Nando is.
Now I promised to send four real extras, not lying.
Do you understand?
Five other patients more send Mary, the fishwife.
- All right!. -. Pharmacist Four
And I agreed with the city guard.
All traffic injuries, sends you to you.
-. you happy - Good.
I will also send ...
the butcher our branch number 7.
- I have only flu. - Better, you go to the Hospital.
- Have you heard? He says he has the flu. - They come on. There's an empty bed.
- If you leave me I catch pneumonia. - Best.
Be more boarding time.
Hurry up or you're fired.
- Dad, hey . - Tell me.
- do you, when are you going to enter ?. - Me?
Are you crazy?
I must organize logistics, I organize.
Hey, something else.
Two patients reach more family.
- From Bari. - From Bari?
What invention the car!
Earlier in Bari, now in Rome.
- All roads lead to Rome. - Rome is fabulous.
I've always said, Rome is beautiful.
There is everything, the Colosseum, the caves ...
- I want to go to Venice. - Now we are going to Rome.
There consummate the marriage. Come here.
! Quiet, there are people! We'll see.
You keep telling me "see" since Christmas you tell me "see."
In Trani, told me the same thing. In Foggia always the same.
- And I unconsummated. - Well, let's eat. Eat something.
- No. What do you say? - I'm hungry.
- I want a donut. - Steady leads.
- There's the Pope. - What?
Yes, always in the window.
Ah, Rome. You'll see Uncle Mario. It is the richest man ...
How much money has Uncle Mario!. You do not know, sure, scrumptious.
Meet worldwide. Policemen, guards, bankers.
Uncle Mario! For our wedding gave us no nothing.
- Nothing. - What? And this is not a gift?
The best gift you can make.
We will welcome home.
The money has lined. You'll see.
- Violinists and sip coffee.
Waiters, children ...
Money comes out of your ears.
- Yes, but I want to go to Venice. - By the way ...
Do not make me look bad. They may take offense.
If they see that you want to go to Venice, They do not think like them.
- Stop it!
- Nicolino. - Now behave yourself.
- And watch how you walk. - And how I have to walk?
How, how should you walk? In Rome, we are in Rome.
Do not even walk and Bari.
- This is the house of Uncle Mario? - The house?
This is a hotel.
- The most beautiful of Rome. - Rome is Rome.
If you do not know which is a hotel think that is a Hospital.
A Hospital? Please, come on.
- Come. They're all here. - Uncle Mario, how long!
- Aunt Angelina! - How you've grown.
Aunt Teresa.
Aunt Pina, beautiful!
- How thin! - Sure, you eat for two.
- We have already welcomed. - It's true.
- How is everyone here? What about your home? - No we fit and have come in droves.
The are reforming. We must widen.
- Come on, Grandma. - Grandma!
How you've grown. Give me a kiss.
- Uncle Nando. How long. - How you doing?
- And this, who is? - I said it.
I'm Nicola, son of Tommaso, your son. The Bari.
- Tommaso, son. - No, you have not understood me.
Nicolino am the son of your son. Nicola.
I have no son Nicola is called.
- Very funny!. He is joking. - No, he's deaf. Of the two ears.
Come, go with dad.
- Where will we sleep tonight? - Do not worry.
Already booked them a room. How long they will stay?
Are we honeymoon.
- Are you married? - Did not you know?
We made Bari, Santo Spirito, Giovinazzo, Rome.
- By the way, forgive me.
- I present my wife, Luigina. - Nice to meet you.
- Stay in Rome a few days.
A Venice can go after. They are my guests. This is nice.
- No, man, is she ... - I want to go to Venice.
No, if you do not accept my invitation, I offend.
- Excuse me a moment.
Come on, honey, let me say a nice thing to hear.
- What do you say, how you talk this? - Sounds good.
And I want to go to Venice.
I've convinced. We were but two days.
For me, without ceremony. They can stay one month.
Total beds there are many. Right, Alvaro?
Sure, there for an army.
- Why do we wear it? - Calla, is to not get tired.
- Why are we separated? - We can not consummate.
I do not want to be alone. I'm afraid. Come with me.
Now it is. You'll see, they'll take you to Venice.
- Nicolino, my God. - Goodbye. Luck. Write.
Come here. 510 00:38:56,648 --> 00:38:59,321 This is the Gruyere Palace.
- Why? - Because it's full of holes.
And if Swiss among you, I know very well.
And the statues? What are they?
These statues are ... huh, are ...
Are pastors ... who made the cheese.
And these two horses?
They are mares.
They made cheese with their milk.
Now a surprise. The last hole.
Get it here is not, you should go back.
Come and behind.
One, two, three ... And the tenth? There it is.
Did you like the surprise?
Man, am Pippetto.
Send an ambulance. They are 10.
- How many? -10, You owe me 10,000.
Damn, I need one.
Well, send ambulance I'm me, too.
Plus 11, total 93 admitted, all mine.
Since the value of a medical depends on the number of their patients,
Who is the new first assistant?
Say!
Winner.
- What scent!. Scratching??
With all the work there, and you making coffee.
You have to get a sample 212 blood.
Here, we go outside.
What have thought? Over coffee.
What.
What good. From now you prepare the coffee.
What merwoman.
How cute face!. Sounds like a familiar face.
Mother, what sun.
Hey, where you going? Do not go. There he goes. Come on, show me something.
Let well.
So, fine.
- Need something, doctor? - Blood Sample, 212.
- Then I will. - Go, go.
Go on, come on, hurry up.
Show me your ***.
- The 24 has diarrhea, what to do? 552 00:42:05,608 --> 00:42:07,917 - A blood sample? - Out.
Take off bombachita, take it off everything.
Where you go, leave me half
That face, the acknowledge.
- Again? Blood Sample, 212!
- Well, do not get mad, I'm coming. - Go, go now.
Now.
There they are. The two.
- Hey, Gasperoni. - Do not break the eggs!
562 00:42:46,248 --> 00:42:48,398 The best of collection.
So, well, yeah, yeah.
No, no.
- No, ***! - Can I?
- What is it? - Are you is the doctor ...?
Yes, Gasperoni, me, what is it?
- I feel sick. - What about me, what do I care?
- What symptoms accused? - No, I did not accuse anyone.
- Just want you to enter me. - Who sent you?
All doctor. My send me all.
- I understand. Have you brought the bed? - I have not said anything about that.
- Then you send someone. - Yes
- Who? - The Social Security.
I get it. Go back to bed. We will.
Look at you, what.
What is it? The 212! The blood sample.
He had forgotten me. The jeringuita.
- I'm coming! Where is the 212? - There.
Now I bag the sample.
Were you worried?
Give me your arm, you'll see.
Water?
What about the blood?
It's over.
- Child, You Looking for someone? - No. This is motherhood?
- Ah Yeah, your mom is here. - No. I just want to document myself.
- A document yourself? 589 00:44:24,178 --> 00:44:25,691 You have not understood.
Here come the women they will have a child.
That!. I want to know how children are born.
- Ah, you want to know how ...? 593 00:44:36,898 --> 00:44:39,571 Come, I'll show you.
Look, these newly born.
And how they were born?
- That born under a cabbage. - How a cabbage?
- What about that? - That the stork brought.
- What's that? - That I bought in the market.
It is possible that in this Hospital, one shows a powder.
Dust it off me, but only if nurses strike.
Come on, honey, let your mom.
Me and you?
- Now, below? Yes. - She likes me, she likes me!
I like!
Where do they come from? This way.
We need a traffic light here.
I like, I'm coming!
I'm coming!
610 00:46:00,878 --> 00:46:01,867 Hold it!
How ugly it is!.
***, how high!.
- Here is my bed, doctor. - Very good.
- Sheets, brought? - How, how sheets should I bring?
The Social Security gives nothing.
I think not.
Do not you think?
Go to a store to buy and say you will pay Security.
- You will see how you spend. - But this is not a store.
- You tell me.
- A Hospital, do not you see? - Doctor.
Spread to 24, there is a man who wants to commit suicide.
- And what do I care? - It is up.
- Ah, the doctor's me. - What I do?
Return to the sheets.
No, do not do it, are you crazy?
- Do not worry, it will not jump . - Who said?
- Good day. Are you sure? 629 00:47:16,018 --> 00:47:18,407 Pretend suicide at least once a day.
- So I pretend? Now you see. - Hold it, do not.
- I want to kill myself, yes. - No.
I am first assistant, I am responsible. You'll make me look bad.
Hey, do it for me, but not here. In your house.
No, here in front of her, that makes me suffer.
I can not hear.
- Tell you. 637 00:47:41,858 --> 00:47:44,226 Lady says that Mr. you make him suffer.
- Lie, tell him it's an idiot. - It will pull the window.
- Tell. - I tell you.
Look, lady jokingly says ...
- Say what? - I can not repeat it.
- I want to hear. - Says you're a ...
- An idiot!. What she has said.
- Tell her she's a ***. - Yes, I'm coming.
Madam, I would never tell, but that gentleman there,
says that you are a of walking in miniskirt ...
- How? What would I be? - I say this with a metaphor, a ***.
It's true. May I?. My name Dominga Sagittarius.
And that's the cuckold husband.
Again. Just kidding. Stop, or I'll take off my chair.
Come on, that's it, will be a misunderstanding.
- Do you know why I am hospitalized? 653 00:48:27,798 --> 00:48:32,289 Because I'm hysterical. And that I pursued here, with his jealousy.
Why are you jealous? Loves you and is faithful.
- Me? Never. - Well, that.
Excuse me, you've seen it right? It is a mouse.
Look at me. I'm young, beautiful,
seductive, fascinating.
Desirable. Right?
All men want me.
- With reason. - I like?
- Noooooo!. - What a pity.
- Because I do not want to. - Yes?
We could make love right now, here.
Excite me much.
I shot!.
Are you still here? Throw yourself.
Really, I shot!.
Finally, I take him!.
Come on, you wanted right here we hang yourself?
See you tonight.
- Are you sure? - Yes, tonight I'll stay.
Here's something fishy.
Graziani, the Hospital is full like an egg, what do I do?
- You can go quiet. - Well.
Go away.
One, two, three, go.
Yes?. Ms? Sagittarius?. Dominga??. I'm Dr. Gasperoni.
Yes, this afternoon.
Yeah, that.
682 00:50:16,058 --> 00:50:17,730 Well, yes, the ugly.
Yeah? Can I wait? I'm flying!.
Dominga!
- By God. - Doctor Gasperoni.
- What makes cursing?
No, I said, that God ...
Hip, hip, hurray. Ya.
- You are heaven sent. - I'm busy.
Wait. I missed. Luigina want to see.
But do not know where are women.
Down the aisle and left. Goodbye.
I understood nothing. Can I accompany you?
I'm busy.
- Hey, is that I must consummate. - The kitchen is closed.
No, I consummate my marriage. Is that this is my wedding night.
You have a thousand nights ahead. I just one.
- Today is my turn. - What about me?
And I do not break the eggs.
Ah, I get it. Luigina.
Luigina!
Here I go!. Do not touch me that I have the plague.
Dominga. Dominga.
Damn, suicidal husband!.
What do I say? Well, I'm the doctor, right?
- Come here, it's urgent. - Dad.
- Do you come to look at night? - The steaks open all doors.
Look, aunt, mother and grandmother You are tired. Now you can go.
- Yes, tomorrow. Good night. - Why the rush?
- Dad, I ... I have ... - I know, urgency.
- Very urgent, I can not. Goodbye. - Let me see how you work.
- It's a trade secret. - Secrets, with your father?
No.
- Tell me thoroughly scalpel, eh? - Call scalpel.
I made you wait, but I'm here.
I'm all yours, here I am.
Give it to me!.
God, who is he?
Excuse thought was Dominga.
Young, plus the fact it's Thursday today
Who told him that he Sunday let me touch your ***?
Who put that woman in bed Mrs Sagittarius?
I wanted a single room.
- And Mrs. Sagittarius? - It was wine husband to get her five minutes ago.
- Daughter of a ***!. - Ya.
- Huh? - It was with Capricorn, right?
Women.
Abandoned at night wedding lonelier than the moon.
What will my friends say when returning to Bari?
What will they say?
- Luigina. - Am I dreaming?
- Is the voice of Nicolino.
- Wake up. - Where are you?
- Here. - Where?
736 00:54:02,878 --> 00:54:05,756 - Here, come here. - Nicolino.
- Nicolino, are you crazy? 738 00:54:09,078 --> 00:54:10,736 - We can see. - I do not give a ***!.
- I came to consummate. 740 00:54:12,998 --> 00:54:16,274 What? You know that.
You can tell that you're hot.
Nicolino. I wear red.
You get ...
This is our ... This is the first ...
- What? - Let me hold you.
What are you doing?
- I'm not practice these things. - What, you're not practicing?
I'll tell you what to do. All you have to do it all.
- No, not here. - Yes, yes here.
- No, here itself.
- So where?
- In Venice. - Venice?
Is it possible? Now that I have come ...
- Venice, no. - Why not?
Consume here. We will. Let's do something.
- Something will.
- Nicolino, what else? - Your mother did not tell you?
- No. - Nothing. Your father?
Your sister? Your grandmother, who always ...?
No. The lady across the street? Does the deli below?
Is the cure of the rectory? Never anyone in the family?
No one? Not even the Mimbrero? Is the opposite? Does the above?
No one has said anything.
Is it possible that nobody knows is done on the wedding night?
- It gets!. - Have you heard?
OMG. OMG ...
Here in Rome, it gets in front of everyone?
Yes!.
770 00:56:12,278 --> 00:56:13,677 771 00:56:13,958 --> 00:56:17,837 No, no. I can not say that.
As much ...
We're going to Venice!.
Here I go, Red.
Again? Who is?
Eh! If I had known I brought the tambourine.
Farts!.
- Can I? - Go.
Professor, these patients can be given discharge.
- Have already been recovered.
Yes, I tell you.
I, this morning, in my clinic, I operated on a patient for 20 million.
- And? What is it? -20,000,000.
So I operated in my clinic. If not, I'd still be here.
- Do you understand? - So?
Do you know how received the state for every ill?
140,000 lire a day.
- So? - Have not been cured.
A year of treatment, and I'm still not pregnant.
- Shhh! And the stork? - The stork is not.
My daughter, too. Spent two years in treatment,
Stork and yet unseen.
I took three years with the new treatment,
and yet stork arrives.
Ladies, not tested change of bird?
I've talked to Alvaro. Hence no one moves.
- Okay. - You have to help him. Another push.
- You're right. - I'm tired. I want to go.
Mom, why?
Here you're fine. Eat, drink, sleep, you have everything.
- What do you want? - I lack the gardener.
- The gardener? - Yes
- You and outfielder, playing ...? - And?
- Since when? - Your father was still alive.
And Dad said nothing?
And what I say?. He did not play the broom.
Come and ...
Listen Mario, Why do not you enter too?
- But I'm fine. - We.
- And I'm better!. - Uncle Mario, do we leave?
- From here nobody goes. - Do not get mad, just wondering.
Well, I've already answered.
Redhead, do not cry, you'll stay.
Loving dad.
Do you think the inspector come snooping around here?
Do you think?
Yes, of course. Best change of air.
Yes, yes. I have a couple of conferences.
Yes, I'll call you.
Thank you very much. Goodbye.
Sister Celestina.
I brought the mattress Lightbox, the chair,
pillow and also the flat.
- Now they will hospitalize me? - It depends.
- Have you brought those drugs? - Holy ***!.
- Why not? - But that no one had told me.
Impossible, I always say. It comes first.
"Bring the drugs in the house. Security that does not pass. "Never.
At least tell me What medications should I bring.
- Depends on what you have. - I have a lyre, doctor.
- How do you live? - De deprivation.
- And not even every day. - Why not?
- The director needs him urgently. - I'm coming.
- Doctor, what about the drugs? - Bring the ones you want, are all equal.
Please, sister.
- Farewell, sister. - The Lord be with you.
Ah no, we are at home too!.
I go about 10 or 15 days, most.
But I demand efficiency as usual.
This depends on you, Dr. Gasperoni,
which should replace me while I'm gone.
You may go in peace, You can count on us.
No. I want the Dr. Gasperoni aware job ...
- And responsibility your help. - Help!
That. Now, I must go. "Ad maiora".
Who cries?
- Yes!. - Bravo!.
Bravo.
Bravo. Phenomenon!.
- Can I stick a phone call? - Well, that's fast.
It is a moment. Shot.
*** your dead.
That's it.
Mother!
Sister, do not blame your mother, blame your ***.
Run!
Here are the drugs. Now okay?
I had to steal to get them.
- Lord, I see it really bad. - Sure, put it wrong.
- What? - That.
You could also have stolen income 500,000 liras.
- But how, you have to pay? - Did not you know?
If I had 500,000 liras I bought a gun.
Do not overdo it, what will solve with a gun?
You're right, to end Social Security is needed to MAB.
What's this, a new health database structure?
- No, it's a machine gun. - My God.
Look at you, what.
- Doctor Gasperoni. - Mother, terrorists!.
871 01:02:45,268 --> 01:02:48,863 - I need to 74. It's urgent. - Then I will.
- Dominga!. - # It's always sunday! #
Silence. This is not a party.
- Dominga, do you remember me? - Clear.
Good to see you again. After so long.
Honey, I thought about you.
Every day, every night.
In every moment of the day, every minute of the night.
- Really? - Yes, of course.
I thought in your eyes, in your nose.
In your mouth. In your ears.
In your hair, so soft.
- Myron. Out bug. - Into your hands, yes.
Your wonderful hands.
The recall, so thin,
so beautiful, so sweet.
Tan .. sensual
as ***, tremendous.
I remember very well, as if it were yesterday.
The night we were together in the shelter.
Yes In the shelter. What shelter?
Not a ski teacher Cortina?
- No. - Oh no?
- Are you the guitarist Rimini?. - No.
- So you're the mailman? - Do not.
Do not get mad, I post what I know?
I remember. You're one of the 24 sleeper train from Rome to Milan.
Do not!
Then, When we made love you and I?
You and me, love? Never.
- So, who are you? - I'm the deputy director of the Hospital.
- Do not you remember? - Ah, well.
My husband attempted suicide aspirating a gas cylinder.
Tell me doctor, I can already consider me? Widow?
No lady, widow. But ***, yes.
Eye, among patients there an inspector of the Social Security.
Descubranlo and neutralícenlo.
If you fall, we all fall. They are warned
Who is this?
"Knife, white mafia".
- That cagazo! - Gasperoni.
What is it?
Who called?. Who let them in?
- Ah, you like the office director? - Bravo, Gasperoni.
- What, the ***? - No, it is correct.
- You are the assistant principal and have all power, but ... - What?
- Unfortunately for you, has come time ... - ... operation.
- Time for what? - For the operation.
You deputy and must operate.
Well, today I feel generous, let them operate on you.
- No way, Gasperoni. - Why, you do not operate?
Yes, but not here in clinical teacher,
and when he is not, do so.
The deputy in the Hospital and the other in the clinic.
Goodbye, Gasperoni.
- Wait ... - Have a good time.
Dad!
Easy, you think to operate, which Inspector, we will take care.
It will help the whole family. Everyone.
- I do not get into trouble please. - I told you quiet.
Yes ..
It hurts not being able to see my son that, for the first time,
short, open, cose, descose ...
- ... And butchers. - What is a butcher?
Peace, it seems yesterday
- The day you first took once a slaughterhouse. - At the slaughterhouse ...
- Go away, or I'll take to mourn. - I will.
Good morning, doctor. I'm ready, you can undress.
I am also ready you'll see.
If I'm ready?
Now you see.
No doctor, pants not hassled under the robe.
- You're new? - Yes, doctor.
Clear, I had not yet seen a cu ...
- What did you say, doctor? - Such a sweet round face.
You know what I do? I will change the uniform.
- We will put a pocket here. - But doctor, there is not useful.
Then, we delete it. Have I deleted right?
But doctor, please robe.
Well put.
Ready?
May.
- That's it. 954 01:08:00,738 --> 01:08:04,936 - Doctor, gloves (liners). - Why, if we did nothing.
Nurse!. Who prepared the patient I had to get the tonsils?
They put it in reverse!.
- What happened? - How does that happen?. I cut the ...
- Thank you, doctor, goodbye. - This is what happened.
They were not the tonsils. Come on, hurry.
- Another more. - Doctor!
- Where are you going? Everything is open. - Well, the patient also.
- Nurse. 963 01:08:39,818 --> 01:08:41,809 Take measures Coffin This patient.
- Doctor, but I'm not dead . - What do you know? I'm not finished yet.
He's dying and wants be right. What scoundrel.
That's it. Another.
- Hey, Doc. - What? Satisfied with the operation?
Not much. Besides myself the left foot instead of the right,
- Pequeñeces. - ... And in a hand I have seven fingers and the other two
What fussy.
Well ... if I throw a fart I wake up one arm.
- Do you see it? - Yes, but think of the advantages.
You'll save on deodorants and You can wash your armpit on the bidet.
- It's true. Thank you, doctor. - Goodbye.
And you're lucky. I was going to put eyes in the place of the balls.
***, how hard it feels, my big ***!.
- And who are you? - I'm the brother assed.
Congratulations, I wanted to ask the hand of your sister.
Puerco disgusting!. My sister does anyone straw him.
No?
982 01:09:50,678 --> 01:09:52,250 983 01:09:52,378 --> 01:09:55,131 - No, I mean, what? - Dad, how I missed you.
Come on, fool. How you been?
Pretty good.
I was named the best scalpel below five feet.
- Well. - I will award the "Golden Chata".
By the way, Have they discovered the inspector?
- We'll find out. - Thank goodness.
Quiet, we are wolves, not sheep.
- Doctor Gasperoni . - God, the wolf.
What wolf? There is nun.
Come await patients of the mutual. The room is full.
- But I only have ten. - These are the teacher.
As deputy director, you have to take care.
- You see, Dad? - Come on.
Son of a ... Papa Bello!.
- Good morning, doctor. - Good morning.
Damn, how many!.
- Good morning. - Good morning, doctor.
- Is it new? - Yes, is the assistant principal.
I like it better than the other.
- Doctor, all doctors I give a year. - Do not worry.
I have a cousin that the lawyer downgrades six months with probation.
Hast thou steal something?
- What is it? - Doctor, I looked down.
- Too low? - Very Low.
A see.
Well, put your glasses knee and go with God.
- Doctor, I feel bad.
And look at that I'm strong as a bull,
such as an ox, I sleep like a log.
- ... Lame as a mandrel. What will I have? - Ask him to a vet.
The child has made me ink in coffee. What can I do?
See the language.
I know. I prepare a recipe. Ven.
Sit.
This pen ... to see the tongue. 1019 01:11:41,078 --> 01:11:46,047 "A roll of absorbent paper after eating. "
Here, go with God.
- Sister. - Usually, doctor. - Thank you, may go.
- Say twice 33. - 66.
You have calculations. You can go.
- Where? - To take the exam.
I have rheumatism. The doctors told me ...
... Not touch the water. What should I do?
What should you do?. Take a shower, you stink like a goat.
And since you seem to like him.
- Sister, do we end? - No, there is another.
Doctor. Everything hurts, what do I do?
- What should you do?. Have Mom and Dad? 1032 01:12:15,058 --> 01:12:17,797 Tell them that you do return and then returns.
- I want to touch up my nose and chest.
Fix the ears and wrinkles How soon?
- About six months. - Why so?
- Are you is foreign? - Yes.
In Italy, the spare parts arrive very late.
Damn. Do you also here? What do you want?
- I want a pill. - What pill?
What do pill? The contraceptive pill.
Does the contraceptive?. But if you do not understand one fart.
Look, there are two types of ignorance, and *** sex.
***'m ignorant because I do not understand one fart. But you are fecal ignorant.
- Why? - Because you do not understand ***.
Where is? *** ...
- Doctor! - Sorry, there was a rat.
Quiet, ma'am. Doctor, look.
Doctor, a robbery at the bank. I was inside. I was shot.
Give me water. Calm down, yeah, okay.
They have given me, doctor.
I have a hole. I'm sure.
Come, drink.
Here is the hole. See?
Doctor, what do I put? Care? Lady ...?
The lady Gruyere. What going to get? *** made me sweat.
- Ready, sister. - Lie.
- What does it matter? - My breath stinks.
Do not listen, see.
- What should I do? - Flushing, did I not.
Where is old?
- Did you see grandma? - No. And you, Inspector?
- Mario, did you find your mother?
No, I have searched everywhere.
- Again!. - Do not you reached ?
Silence.
- Mom, look at the inspector. - And to me that I care?.
This uncle camillera, I won a month pension.
- I'm not leaving until the recovery. - You're not gonna be me.
I'll leave it in his underwear.
- More doctor. - Yes, more, always the same.
Yes, more, more. Follow doctor.
Again, doctor.
- I do not notice anything. - I do. More.
Wait, now I feel something.
Now!
- What's this? - For you, doctor.
- Doctor, I ... - Hush, do not say anything.
- Have you quarreled with your wife. 1079 01:15:06,888 --> 01:15:09,561 They were in the kitchen, cleaning vegetables.
But how do you know?
How do I know?. If you still have a knife stuck.
What does it matter?
- I see doctor, have strong intestinal pain. - So what's wrong?
I shot many farts.
But thankfully, not make noise and do not give bad smell.
- Lucky. - For example ...
1088 01:15:39,128 --> 01:15:42,225 - A nice visit to the audiologist. - Why?
First, you will make a good ear uncovered.
Second, since they are, While you uncover nose!.
***!.
Doctor analyzes.
- Well, you have sugar in your urine. - Sure, I'm diabetic.
- All diabetics have sugar. - But here says you have lumps.
- Doctor, what should we do? - A transfusion of coffee.
- Doctor, do something. - What is it?
- The face of my wife, I do not like. - No?.
Me neither!.
Did you get married?. It's your problem.
Doctor, the patient is ready.
Well, fast. Say 33.
-33 ... - 33 ... - 33 ... - 33 ...
- Doctor. - Reviews. - I feel sick.
OMG. ***, how I slept!
Dominga!
- You know my name, doctor? 1107 01:16:55,368 --> 01:16:57,438 Doctor, I have 24 years,
And ... I've made love with 82 men in uniform
74 civil and ...
and ... the municipal band Santa Maria Capua Vetere.
- Oh yeah? - You think I'm a nymphomaniac?
- I think I should ... - Yes, I'm a nymphomaniac.
Doctor, do something.
I beg. I am a ***, yes. Yes, do something.
Doctor, I beg you.
Where do I start? Wait.
Oh yeah, I can not resist!.
Out all. Visits are over. I'll be back in 12 hours.
It's more, at 24. Finally, all week and no more talk.
- I'm coming. - Come on, doctor.
Then I will. My God, the attack comes.
- I need it. - My God. I will give two attacks.
- Fast, doctor. - God is the third attack me.
- And the fourth. - I can not go on.
It has given me.
- What about this? - Hemorrhoids.
- On with the *** probe then we will operate. - Very good.
1129 01:18:14,308 --> 01:18:18,699 - Other? - Ordered Gasperoni put them together.
If said Dr. Gasperoni ... On with the probe, too.
Right.
- Dear Gasperoni, talking about you. - Yes?
- How's the voice? - Best.
- What treatment is indicated? - Oral probe.
I see you're much better. Do you need anything?
- Yes - Tell me.
Let me change the probe!.
- Come on, man, fast. - Where have you laid?
There it is.
- Yes, we will. - Care.
- Alvaro discovered everything. - You know who is the inspector?
- Who is it?
- It's a lame, is on the fourth floor. - No. It is one which has only one eye.
- No, it is a fat. - No, it is one with glasses.
- It's the skinny on the third floor. - No, this is not.
- I do not hear anything. - Grandmother, not you, too.
Who is? I do not understand.
It is he. It is he.
- Permit. - It is. What do you say?
- What do they say? - Dr. Gasperoni,
I present to Dr. Bianchi, Inspector of Social Security.
Yes, all right. What?
- Are you sure it's him? - Yes it is.
It is he who would not admit me. I asked the sheets, remedies,
and the bed, as if it were gold, asked 500,000 liras.
- Me? - Dr. Gasperoni, is a disgrace.
I trusted you.
I tasked my place and you are a criminal.
- A malqué? - A thief!.
- A scoundrel!. - A criminal!.
Be an ignoble takes advantage of his position ...
to enrich themselves at the expense of the poor and the sick.
Doctor Gasperoni, you are fired.
And remember to be a doctor requires three things.
- Righteousness, righteousness and uprightness. - You lost, Gasperoni.
And of course, both KSO.
Know that you will never work in a public hospital.
Never again.
- Hold it. - Calma.
- Dad!. - I'll fix it.
Everyone in your site. Wait a little order.
You out there, further back. You are already good.
Mom, Mom, you before you are tiny.
- Inmortalicemos this day. - Gather.
Gather, but do not overdo it. Seem rollers.
I do not feel well.
- The chair. - Sit.
- I feel bad. - Santa is upset!.
- Dad feels bad. Thankfully. - Thankfully?
But how, I feel bad and you say "less bad"?.
Sure, Dad. For everything you did for me,
to thank you, I'm glad you feel bad.
- Are you happy that I feel bad? - So you healed me.
If you cure me, then ... Do you cure me?
Yes. 1186 01:21:38,888 --> 01:21:41,707 - But you're crazy! - Hold it.