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Simple si baat hai
Koi rocket science nahi
Desh doodh chahta hai
Desh ki 50 per cent se zyada janta
undernourished hai
Doodh chahti hai
Unki jo expectations hain,beliefs hain
Mindset hai
Unhe wahi behtar samajh sakta hai
jo na doodh ki CHAI banata ho
Aur na MANGO SHAKE
And wo again,
No rocket science
hamara CON-PLAN boy hai
Jinhe youth HATE karta hai
Wo gaana hai na
Apni to jaise taise
Thodi aise ya vaise
Kat jayegi
AAP ka kya hoga
Janab-e-ali
(coughs)
Kadak chai nahi
CON-PLAN doodh
Kya kar diya ye
Sara ganda kar diya
Main dharna kaise karunga ?
Lao,camera idhar lao
Idhar lao camera
Mujhe camera se bahut pyar hai
Apni maa ki ankh ki tarah samajhta hun main camera ko
Jo karta hu camera ke saamne karta hu
Piche kuch nahi karta
Vishwas nahi ho raha ?
Vishwas se pooch lo
(coughs)
Ek toh ye haath piche karo
Haath se mujhe sakht nafrat hai
Arrey bhai mujh(stutters) humne jaanch karwaayi hai
humein sab pata hai
Ye jo doodh hai ye seliance ka doodh hai
Aur jo chai ban rahi hai wo bhi isi se ban rahi hai
Arre bahi ye milawat nahi hai
Milibhagat hai
Humne janch karwayi hai
Vishwas nahi ho raha?
Vishwas se pooch lo
Aapka naam kya hai ?
Kyu ? Kya hua ? Complaint karni hai?
49 dino se media pe raaj kr raha hu main
Media ka chaheta hu main
Aur log AK-49 bolte hain
Maa pyar se Kaju Kaju bulati h
Complaint krni hai ?
Jao krdo complaint
Nahi
Complaint nahi karni
Again,no rocket science
Arre,janta thak chuki hai tumhare is rocket science se
Rocket science ke spelling bhi pata hai tumhein ?
Haan
RTI
Rocket Science
(sighs)arre yaar
Mujhe aapko jhaadu wali jhappi deni hai
(shreiks) chhodo mujhe,chhodo
(coughs)
Jhadu bhi lagana hai
bartan bhi dhone hain
Chhodo mujhe
Hain?????
band karo yeh ads
mere bete ko jeet aise nahi milegi
mere bete ko jeet ki aadat tab lagegi
jab wo chai girayega aur doodh bechega
tab nahi jab AAP use jeetne denge
Akhir jeet na ek interview se milti hai
na hi chup rehne se
aur ye bacho ko ghar baithe nahi sikhaya jata
toh jis din mera beta jeet jayega
desh haar jayega
Aur amethi
Amethi mei toh
Koi diwana kehta hai
(applause)
Koi pagal samajhta hai
wahh
mummy
Akhir mujh jaisi maa hi desh ki keemat laga sakti hai
isliye use main har roz
CON-PLAN pilati hu