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Sup, guys, and welcome to Thief, and really, all I can expect from this game is that we're
stealing stuff, and, um, I'm just gonna let you know off the bat that, um, I'm not excited
about the recording method I'm using, because it does not like dxtory. If I try to run it
with dxtory, it crashes. So, we're just gonna use our fallback methods, I guess. So, um,
I've already gone through and done some graphics testing, so we should be able to get around
sixty frames a second most of the time. But, I know we will get at least thirty, so you
guys shouldn't see much lag on your end. Anyway, let's go ahead and start a new game at easy
because I've never played a Thief game before and see what happens with this.
Garrett: If there's one thing this city's taught me, you can put a price on anything.
Secrets, reputations, a life. And trust? If you have to ask, you can't afford it. But
then, I suppose none of that matters when you're me. After all, when did I ever pay
for anything?
AB: Okay, then. So, I'm gonna guess we just wanna steal stuff, ...
Garrett: Too much light.
AB: and another thing that's not exciting to me is that I can't turn off view bobbing,
so, yeah. Let's just grab all this stuff... really? I have to go through this stupid grabbing
animation every time I grab something? That's fantastic. Okay, let's just grab anything we can. Um, I'm used to
just holding G rather than pressing it for this kind of stuff, which is kind of disorienting,
but I guess I'll get used to it. Um, let's see, okay, we got a book, oh, no, a portrait.
Portrait, not a book. What's this? A knife. Okay. What's this? This looks shiny. A candlestick?
You're sure that's not a candelabra 'cause it looked like it could hold three. I'm somewhat
certain that would be considered a candleabra, but I guess not. Oh, now I need to hold it,
okay. Fantastic. I'm holding--do I have to tap it? [tapping key] Okay, then. Alright,
um, I'm looking, I'm not seeing anything worth grabbing. Nothing is shiny. Hello? Okay, so,
let's sneak near the birds.
Garrett: Someone's a bird lover. That painting is more my taste. I should take a closer look.
AB: Where? Painting? This one? "Pull switch"? I'm pressing G, where's the switch? What switch?
What are you talking about? I'm feeling for a switch. Right--oh, I see now. Okay, okay,
so how do I do this? Um, and, okay, that was easy. That was surprisingly easy, even compared
to, um, lock picking in--what's that game by Bethesda with the dragon-born in it again?
I can't remember what it's called. I--I feel stupid, but I can't remember what it's ***
called. Uh, okay, so, we're going to the rooftop or something. That's what it said to do. Let's
grab this ***. Whatever's in it. Rope arrow. I'm looking. Okay, I'm holding--release, got
it. Okay, simple enough. Push forward to climb rope.
Garrett: Erin. Of course it is.
AB: Who's Erin?
Garrett: Care to make a little more noise next time?
Erin: How else would you know it was me? Basso did tell you we were working together on this,
right?
AB: Who's Basso?
Garrett: Well, I showed up, so what do you think?
Erin: Ha! I think you haven't changed a bit. Come on, it'll be just like old times.
AB: "OLD times"? Okay? Um, where am I going again? Okay. Okay, I'm following you, and
I'm climbing ***. Where are we going exactly? I feel like you should--I should have at least
some kind of idea where the hell we're going before we get there, but you're not telling
me a whole lot.
Erin: Glad you could make it.
Garrett: Did you pick that route because it was fast or because you thought it'd be fun?
Erin: Can't it be both?
Garrett: Come on, let's get Basso his commission.
AB: Who the hell is Basso? "Light Gem. The Light Gem, displayed in the corner of the
screen, indicates whether or not you are hidden in shadows and dark areas. When the Light
Gem is black, you are less likely to be spotted." Okay.
Garrett: Are you going to use any of those shadows, Lady Lamplight?
Erin: I was just scouting ahead. I know you always like to go first.
AB: Okay. Hold S and F, okay, how do I get--I want to let go of it. Okay.
Erin: You should get yourself one of these. See you on the other side.
AB: What is it?
Garrett: Looks like I won't be going that way.
AB: Oh, it's like Assassin's creed or something.
Guards: Let's finish unloading before Summersday is over. Why not drink to a job well done
first? We can't just leave the cart out here. It's festival time. Your average thief will
be under a table in an alehouse. And the watch will be liquored up, too. I'm not haggling
fines with a drunk guard again.
AB: Where was that thing. I wanna pick it up. Okay, there it is. What's over here? What
is this? A cup. Looked like it was made out of silver or something. Okay, what up atop
(the) ladder?
Erin: Garrett, come on.
AB: Okay, so my name is Garrett? Okay.
Erin: Jealous of the claw? I made it myself.
AB: I would like to have one.
Garrett: I'm sure the watch will be very impressed. They'll certainly hear us coming.
Erin: They'll have to catch me first.
Garrett: Just be aware of your surroundings.
Erin: It's not about taking in the sights, Garrett; it's about taking in the loot!
AB: Okay. Um, how do I jump down again? Um, X, okay.
Erin: You do still steal, right?
Garrett: I've been stealing since before you could crawl.
Erin: [laughing] There's the Garrett I know. How about a friendly wager? Let's see who
can take in the most.
AB: Okay. Let's just look for ***, then, I guess. [breaking sounds] Okay, so we broke
a thing. What was what? Did they hear me? [crows cawing]
Erin: Look what I found! Ah, you and me, out on the town... Why did we stop doing this
again?
Garrett: Do you really need to ask?
AB: Um, I'm gonna guess because you--one of us did something stupid at one point. Okay,
I'm just gonna see if there's anything to steal in here. Um, not seeing anything. Oh,
there's a lock to pick? Is there anybody in there?
Garrett: It pays to keep a low profile in places where I'm not welcome. There are a
lot of those places.
AB; I'm not seeing anybody in here. How do I get out of this? Okay, it says to hold G,
but it doesn't say how to get out of it. Okay, it seems to be that one. Right there, there
we go. [pressing G] Okay, good, there is in fact nobody in here, so we can steal whatever
the hell we want. Let's get rid of those candles.
Garrett: Hard to keep a secret in this neighborhood.
AB: [tapping G] What's in here? Just grabbing a bunch of ***, I guess. Random ***. Is
there anything in this drawer? I don't think we checked that one, we did apparently, I
guess. What's in here? Random useless ***. Okay. Um, is there anybody over here? Okay,
that's nothing. Let's go out the window.
Woman: If you're going to urinate in the street like a watchman, at least do it out of the
light. Everybody can see you.
Man: [laughing] The ale has to go somewhere, dear. I'm just the middleman. Besides, you're
the only one watching.
AB: Okay, then.
Woman: Every day I'm reminded what a catch you were.
Man: [laughing] Come on, let's go try those gabble wings.
AB: [tapping G] Come on, window, get up. Okay. You know, it's always good when there's nobody
in the room when you're opening the window. It's like you're asking to get found when
you do that without looking through it first. Oh, there's a bird there. Okay. Is there a
way to close these curtains? No. Okay, whatever. [alarm] Um, yeah, that'll have to be it for
this time, guys, but I hope you guys enjoyed. If you did enjoy, I encourage you to like
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