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- ON THIS EPISODE OF COUNTING CARS...
WOW.
YOU GOT A CRAZY OLD CORVETTE.
THAT SCREAMS PSYCHO '70s, MAN.
- MM-HMM. - WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FOR IT?
- IT'S ACTUALLY HER CAR.
- SO SHE'S THE CAR GUY? IS THAT THE DEAL?
- NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
- WHATEVER.
- WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? - WE NEED A MUFFLER.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PART NUMBER OR ANYTHING?
- DUM-DUM FORGOT IT.
- IT SOUNDS LIKE MUSCLE.
IT'S LIKE-- [mimics engine rumbling]
- AN IMPALA LIKE THIS SHOULD BE A TWO-DOOR, MAN.
- YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKILL SET
TO MAKE A FOUR-DOOR LOOK SMOOTH.
OW!
- WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
VEGAS IS A GAMBLING TOWN.
MOST PEOPLE BET WITH CHIPS.
I BET WITH RIDES...
LOOK AT THIS.
AND I ALWAYS GO ALL IN.
WOW. WHAT WOULD YOU TAKE FOR THIS?
[tires squealing]
I'M DANNY, AKA THE COUNT,
AND THIS IS MY ALL-STAR TEAM.
WE FIND THEM... WHERE'S THE REST OF THE CAR AT?
FIX THEM, FLIP THEM,
AND SOMETIMES I KEEP THEM.
THIS THING IS SICK.
[laughs] I WANT THIS CAR.
FOR MY CREW, EVERY JOB'S HIGH STAKES,
AND WE CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE.
THIS IS COUNTING CARS.
- JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE A GREAT PLACE FOR A COWBOY.
- LET'S PULL HIM OVER.
DUDE, NICE HORSE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
CAN I TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR HORSE?
- WE'RE HORSE GUYS.
- YEAH, MAN, WE'RE HORSE GUYS, MAN.
EXACTLY.
SO MIKE TALKED ME INTO GOING FOR A LITTLE RIDE TODAY.
SAID A BUDDY OF HIS SAW AN OLD CRAZY CUSTOM CORVETTE,
SO WE'RE CHECKING THIS THING OUT, MAN.
SO TELL ME ABOUT THIS CAR.
- HE SAID HE GOES TO JUNKYARDS ALL THE TIME,
AND HE RAN ACROSS IT.
BUT HE SAYS IT'S GOT HUGE FENDER FLARES ON IT.
- REALLY? - JUST GOT A HUGE FIN ON IT.
AND IT'S ALL MOLDED INTO ONE.
I MEAN, IT JUST SEEMED COOL.
- DO YOU KNOW THESE FOLKS?
- NO. - NO? OKAY.
WELL, HE'S GOT SOME STUFF. I CAN SEE THAT.
I GOT BIG HOPES, MAN.
WHENEVER I'M TOLD THAT THERE'S A CORVETTE
FROM THE '70s THAT'S CUSTOM,
IT'S GOT MY FULL ATTENTION.
DUDE, THIS IS YOU.
- NO. - THAT IS YOU.
- I AM WHITE TRASH TO THE TEE... - YES, YOU ARE.
- BUT I HAVE TO GROW OUT THE BACK OF MY HAIR.
WHAT'S A MOHAWK GOING INTO A MULLET?
- A MOLET. - MOLET.
[laughter] both: MOLET.
- YOU CAN START A WHOLE NEW TREND.
THAT'S AN OLD JAG HERE, MAN.
THAT'S AN EARLY VERSION SERIES I.
THIS WOULD MAKE A NICE SMALL BLOCK CHEVY CONVERSION.
- LOOKS LIKE IT'D MAKE A NICE-- IT SHOULD JUST STAY HERE.
- YEAH, I KNOW.
- HOW YOU DOING?
AS A MATTER OF FACT, I DO.
I DO. I'M DANNY.
- WES. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS MIKE.
YOU TALKED TO MIKE ON THE PHONE.
BRITTNEY, HOW YOU DOING?
I'M DANNY. NICE TO MEET YOU.
THIS IS MIKE.
MIKE WAS TELLING ME
THAT YOU'VE GOT A CRAZY OLD CORVETTE OUT HERE.
- YEAH, LET ME SEE IT.
- WE'RE JUST YARDIES:
SOMEBODY THAT RUNS AROUND THE CITY IN A TOW TRUCK
AND FINDS OLD CARS AND BRING 'EM HERE,
AND YOU KNOW, SELL 'EM AS PROJECTS TO PEOPLE.
IT'S A '74 CONVERTIBLE.
- LOOK AT THAT THING. - HOLY MACKEREL.
THAT SCREAMS PSYCHO '70s, MAN.
- MM-HMM. - WOW.
MAN, THIS IS HUGE WIDE BODY.
THE FENDER FLARES ARE MONSTER ON THIS CAR.
- IT'S UNUSUAL.
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE ROUGH,
BUT IT'S DEFINITELY A BUILDER.
- WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FOR IT? - IT'S ACTUALLY HER CAR.
- SO SHE'S THE CAR GUY? IS THAT THE DEAL?
- NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
- WHATEVER.
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON CLASSIC CARS FOR ABOUT SIX YEARS NOW.
I HAVE ABOUT A DOZEN THAT I'M WORKING WITH.
- IS THIS SOMETHING YOU WOULD CONSIDER SELLING?
- YEAH, ABSOLUTELY. - YOU WOULD?
WHAT WOULD YOU WANT FOR IT?
- MM...PROBABLY--
I DON'T KNOW. 15?
- 1,500? - I THINK THAT'S PRETTY FAIR.
- THE BODY SHOP WOULD KICK YOU IN YOUR ***
IF YOU BROUGHT THIS IN.
- I KNOW, MAN. I KNOW.
HONESTLY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO PASS
ONLY FROM THE FACT THAT IT NEEDS SO MUCH RESTORATION.
- OKAY. - BUT YOU GOT A COOL RIDE.
SO IF I WAS YOU, I'D HOLD ON TO IT.
- IT'S GOOD YARD ART, YOU KNOW?
- IT'S GOOD YARD ART.
I LIKE THAT, MAN. - YES.
- WHAT ABOUT THIS '68 ROAD RUNNER HERE?
- THIS IS-- - I'M JUST SAYING--
IT WAS JUST KIND OF BEHIND ME TALKING TO ME HERE.
'68, FIRST YEAR FOR THE ROAD RUNNER?
- YEP. - I LOVE THESE CARS.
I'VE BEEN WANTING A ROAD RUNNER FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
NOW, THIS ONE, A '68?
MAN, THIS WOULD MAKE AN AMAZING ADDITION TO MY COLLECTION.
I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH WORK THIS THING NEEDS, I WANT IT.
I LOVE IT.
- ME TOO.
- WELL, ALLS WE GOT TO FIND OUT IS CAN WE HAVE IT?
- UH, I'M THINKING NO.
- NOT READY TO GO ON THIS ONE YET, HUH?
- MM-MM.
- IT DOES SAY 5,000 ON THE DAMN WINDSHIELD.
- WELL, I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF WE'D EVEN DO IT FOR THAT.
$6,500 IN CASH?
- SHE'S THE DECISION MAKER ON THIS ONE.
- MM
NOT TODAY.
- NOT TODAY?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROW?
- I DON'T KNOW ABOUT TOMORROW, BUT DEFINITELY NOT TODAY.
- NOT TODAY.
- SHE DOESN'T SELL ANYTHING, GUYS.
SHE'S LIKE A HOARDER. SHE WON'T SELL STUFF.
- I DON'T BLAME YOU.
MAN, THIS IS A REAL BUMMER.
I WAS REALLY GETTING INTO THIS CAR.
BUT I HATE LEAVING EMPTY-HANDED.
I'MA KEEP SHOPPING,
SEE IF I CAN'T FIND MYSELF A QUICK FLIP.
WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE? - OLD IMPALA.
- THIS ONE'S GOT ALL OF ITS PIECES.
- TOO MANY DOORS, MAN. - YEAH.
THAT'S THE ONLY DOWNFALL TO THIS ONE.
- YEAH. - SO WHAT ABOUT THE FOUR DOORS?
IT'S GOT MORE TO LOVE.
- WHAT YEAR IS THIS?
- '65. - '65.
GETTING ITS NAME FROM A SPEEDY AND AGILE AFRICAN ANTELOPE,
THIS 1965 FOUR-DOOR IMPALA
WAS DESIGNED TO COMPETE WITH THE FULL-SIZED MODELS
THAT RULED THE MARKET AT THE TIME.
1965 BROUGHT A COMPLETE REVAMP TO THE CHEVY,
SWITCHING FROM THE '50s STYLE "X" FRAME
TO A NEW FULL PERIMETER BODY
THAT PROVIDED SUPER STRENGTH AND MORE QUIET COMFORTABLE RIDE.
THE NEW DESIGN MUST HAVE TURNED A FEW HEADS,
BECAUSE THE IMPALA SET AN ALL-TIME ANNUAL SALES RECORD
WITH MORE THAN 1 MILLION UNITS SOLD IN THE U.S.,
A FEAT THAT HAS NEVER BEEN SURPASSED.
AN IMPALA LIKE THIS TO ME, IT SHOULD BE A TWO-DOOR, MAN.
- YOU'RE SAYING YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKILL SET
TO MAKE A FOUR-DOOR LOOK SMOOTH?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING?
- I DIDN'T SAY I CAN'T DO A FOUR-DOOR.
- WELL, IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU SAID YOU CAN'T.
- I CAN DO A FOUR-DOOR.
- IT SOUNDED LIKE YOU WERE QUESTIONING YOURSELF.
OW! - YOU KNOW WHAT?
REGARDLESS IT HAS TOO MANY DOORS,
I GUARANTEE YOU,
BEING AN IMPALA, WE'RE GONNA FLIP THIS CAR,
WE'RE GONNA MAKE MONEY ON IT.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR IT?
- WE CAN DO 5,000.
- CAN YOU GO 25?
- OOH.
WHAT ABOUT 4?
- 2,750.
- LET'S DO 35.
- GO 3 GRAND WITH ME IN CASH.
$100 BILLS.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK? - [sighs]
- YOU COULD PUT THAT MONEY TOWARDS THAT ROAD RUNNER.
- IF YOU TAKE IT OUT OF HERE, THEN I GUESS 3.
- THAT'S FAIR. - WHAT DO YOU THINK?
- THAT'S A DONE DEAL. - ALL RIGHT.
- I THINK THE PRICE IS FAIR.
3 GRAND? I'M COOL WITH THAT.
EVEN THOUGH IT'S A FOUR-DOOR, IT IS AN IMPALA,
AND CAR GUYS LOVE IMPALAS,
SO I'M CONFIDENT I'LL BE ABLE TO PUT THIS THING TOGETHER
AND FLIP IT FOR A PROFIT.
GET THIS THING OUT OF HERE.
- HEY, I DON'T KNOW HOW-- - YOU STARTED THE MOUTH.
YOU STARTED THE LIPS FLAPPING.
IT'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY, MAN.
GET THIS THING BACK THERE, AND I'MA SHOW YOU--
I'MA SHOW YOU WHAT WE DO WITH FOUR DOORS.
- YO, DOC. - WHAT'S UP, ROLI?
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN?
- TRYING TO REWIRE THE '55.
- I SAY I WOULD HELP IF I COULD,
BUT I SEE ALL THOSE WIRES OUT THERE.
IT LOOKS LIKE CHICKEN INTESTINES.
- THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T DO IT, MAN.
- SO THE BODY SHOP IS FIXING ALL THE HOLES AND CRACKS
OF MY POOR LITTLE ELECTRIC CAR.
AND MIKE IS TEACHING ME HOW TO AIRBRUSH IT
SO IT WILL BE SEXY.
BUT NONE OF THAT REALLY MATTERS
IF IT DOESN'T HAVE AN ENGINE.
SO I JUST NEED TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE DOCTOR.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- I'M JUST SITTING DOWN.
I'M ON MY LUNCH BREAK, SO--
- OH, IT MUST BE NICE.
- I DID WIRING BEFORE. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW.
- IT LOOKS LIKE YOU DID THIS CAR, MAN.
- NO, NO, NO, I'M--NOT--NO. I DID MY BICYCLE.
BACK HOME IN HUNGARY WHEN I WAS A KID.
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
- JUST ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T RIGHT NEXT TO YOU.
WHOA. COME ON, MAN.
- I TRIPPED OVER MY BOX.
- [BLEEP].
- I'M ALL RIGHT.
- I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT ROLI'S UP TO,
AND I REALLY DON'T CARE.
ROLI, PLEASE. WHAT DO YOU WANT?
- WELL, YOU KNOW I HAVE THE ELECTRIC CAR, YOU KNOW?
I SHOWED YOU ABOUT IT.
- YEAH, I KNOW THE ELECTRIC CAR.
- I FIGURED MAYBE, YOU KNOW,
WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT, YOU KNOW, OFF THE CLOCK--
- WHOA, YOU WANT ME TO WORK OFF THE CLOCK...
- YEAH.
- ON FREE TIME ON YOUR PIECE OF [bleep] ELECTRIC CAR?
- DID YOU JUST SAY--
- YES, I SAID "PIECE OF [bleep]."
ROLI NEEDS MY HELP. THAT'S FINE.
NO PROBLEM HELPING HIM OUT.
BUT FOR FREE?
AND ON MY OWN TIME?
I GOT ENOUGH THINGS TO DO AROUND HERE.
- YOU THINK IT'S POSSIBLE WE CAN MAKE SOME KIND OF DEAL?
I MEAN, I CAN DETAIL YOU OR COOK YOU GOULASH
OR GIVE YOU SOME GOOD HUNGARIAN MOONSHINE OR SOMETHING.
I MEAN...
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
WE MAKE A DEAL.
WHAT? - [scoffs]
- COME ON, YOU KNOW WE FRIENDS.
I MEAN, PLEASE.
- OKAY.
I CAN HELP YOU. WE CAN DO IT.
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
- COME HERE, MAN. - OH, BUDDY.
- OH, SORRY. I GOT SOME...
- I GOT SOME TAMALE ON ME? - TAMALE ON YOU.
- I'VE DEFINITELY BEEN GIVING ROLI A HARD TIME.
BUT I WANT TO HELP THE GUY.
SEEMS TO LOVE THIS STUPID LITTLE ELECTRIC CAR PROJECT.
BESIDES, TINKERING WITH WEIRD [bleep]
IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEY ANYWAY.
IT'S GONNA BE LIKE I'M A KID AGAIN.
OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT GUY.
- KEV, WHAT ARE WE DOING WITH THE PIECE OF JUNK?
- I LEARNED A LONG TIME AGO NOT TO ASK QUESTIONS.
I JUST DO WHAT I'M TOLD.
AND DON'T HIT ONE OF HIS CARS.
- I'M TRYING NOT TO.
- WHAT'S UP, FELLAS?
- WHAT DO WE GOT THIS PIECE OF JUNK IN HERE FOR?
- THIS IS A 1969 ROAD RUNNER REAR END.
- YOU RUINED A ROAD RUNNER? - NO.
BOUGHT IT THIS WAY.
A FEW WEEKS AGO,
I COULDN'T MAKE A DEAL ON A '68 ROAD RUNNER
THAT *** MIKE AND I FOUND IN A JUNKYARD.
AND EVEN THOUGH WE SCORED
A REALLY COOL '65 FOUR-DOOR IMPALA TO FLIP,
OWNING A ROAD RUNNER HAS BECOME A COMPLETE OBSESSION.
I FEEL LIKE I'M WILE E. COYOTE CHASING AFTER THIS THING.
BUT UNTIL I CAN FIND MYSELF A WHOLE ONE,
I GOT AN IDEA ON HOW TO GET CREATIVE.
THE CAR HAD BEEN IN SUCH A BAD ACCIDENT,
THE ONLY THING THAT WASN'T GONE WAS THE REAR END.
BUT I'M LOOKING AT IT THINKING SINCE THERE'S NO CAR LEFT,
LET'S MAKE SOMETHING COOL OUT OF IT.
SO I WANT TO FIGURE OUT WHERE I'M GONNA PUT THIS, AND I'M--
DUDE, I'M SEEING IT RIGHT HERE, TO BE HONEST WITH YOU.
- DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF OLD GARBAGE RIGHT HERE?
- WE'RE TURNING THIS INTO A SOFA.
- WELL, YOU DIDN'T SAY THAT.
- WELL, I KIND OF FIGURED THAT
YOU WOULD PUT THAT TOGETHER, MAN.
ARE YOU STILL CONFUSED?
- WELL, IF YOU'RE GONNA TREAT ME
LIKE I'M IGNORANT 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW--
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE IGNORANT
BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW.
I'M JUST GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE YOU'RE IGNORANT
BECAUSE YOU'RE IGNORANT.
[laughter]
- YOU'RE BOTH JUST JERKS. - KEVIN, HELP ME.
LET'S PICK THIS THING UP AND GET IT IN PLACE.
I WOULD, OF COURSE, LOVE TO BUILD A COMPLETE ROAD RUNNER,
BUT WITH WHAT I GOT TO WORK WITH, THAT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
SO FOR NOW, I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO BE HAPPY
CHILLING ON A SWEET ROAD RUNNER COUCH.
SIT IN IT, MIKE. - SIT DOWN IN IT, MIKE.
- [grunting]
THIS IS HORRIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE.
- BUT SEE, IMAGINE IT WITH A PLATFORM AND SOME CUSHIONS.
A NICE TUCK AND ROLLED UP CUSHION THAT COMES AROUND HERE,
AND THEN THE REST OF THIS THING GETS A WICKED PAINT JOB.
I WANT TO PUT THE TAILLIGHTS BACK IN IT.
I WANT TO WIRE IT UP
SO THAT THE TAILLIGHTS ARE RUNNING ALL THE TIME.
THE BUMPER BACK ON IT.
THIS'LL BE A WICKED LITTLE LOVE SEAT.
KEVIN, DO ME A FAVOR. SIT DOWN IN THERE.
- SERIOUSLY? - YEAH.
- SERIOUSLY? - NEXT TO HIM?
- [scoffs] - YEAH.
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUT--
- DID YOU TAKE A SHOWER TODAY?
- ARE YOU KIDDING ME? - UH...IT'S ALL RIGHT.
- YOU KNOW HE ONLY SHOWERS ON THURSDAYS AND WEDNESDAYS.
- COME HERE, KEV, IT'S A LOVE SEAT.
- EXACTLY.
- HEY, NOT SO CLOSE, BUDDY.
- I'M SEEING A STOCK ROAD RUNNER REAR END
SITTING RIGHT HERE.
- OH, COME ON. - NO, SERIOUSLY.
FACTORY ROAD RUNNER. - IT'S A COUCH.
- NO, NO, FACTORY ROAD RUNNER. - IT'S A CUSTOM COUCH.
WHY WOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING CUSTOM TO IT?
'CAUSE IT'S YOUR PLACE.
- THERE YOU GO. FINALLY GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER.
GET IT OVER TO FAB.
LET'S START BUILDING THIS THING OUT.
- HELP ME UP?
- LET ME ORDER YOU GUYS, LIKE,
A CANDLE AND SOME DINNER OR SOMETHING.
- HEY, LITTLE HELP?
[laughter] LITTLE HELP?
[laughter continues]
WE'VE BEEN CRANKING ON THIS 1965 FOUR-DOOR IMPALA,
AND I BELIEVE I'VE ACTUALLY
GOT A POTENTIAL BUYER LINED UP FOR IT,
SO WE'RE PUTTING THIS BABY ON THE FAST TRACK
SO WE CAN GET HER DONE.
I NEED A PART, SO INSTEAD OF WAITING FOR DELIVERY,
I'M SENDING OUT THE GUY WHO DOUBTED
THAT I COULD FLIP THIS IMPALA IN THE FIRST PLACE,
*** MIKE.
- HOW YOU DOING, MAN?
- WELL, WE NEED TO GET A MUFFLER.
- HOW YOU DOING?
- GOOD. - GIVE ME THE PAPER, ROLI.
- I GAVE IT TO YOU. - WHY WOULD I HAVE IT?
- YOU WERE UNDER THE HOOD, AND I HAND IT TO YOU.
- NO, YOU DIDN'T. - NO, I DID.
I KNEW I'M GONNA DRIVE, SO I GAVE YOU THE PAPER.
- AWESOME. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- WE NEED A MUFFLER.
- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT PART NUMBER OR ANYTHING?
- WE HAVE IT ALL WROTE DOWN ON A NICE PIECE OF PAPER,
AND THEN DUM-DUM FORGOT IT.
- I KNOW IT STARTS WITH 11.
- CAN YOU BRING OUT EVERY PART THAT STARTS WITH 11?
- THAT'S A LOT OF PART NUMBERS. [laughter]
- IT'S A MUSCLE CAR.
- '65 IMPALA. - OKAY.
- AND IT SOUNDS LIKE MUSCLE.
IT'S LIKE-- [mimics engine rumbling]
- YOU GOT ANYTHING LIKE THAT?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOU CAN TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY.
- HANG ON. LET ME RUN AND GET ONE.
- WE'RE GONNA DO A LOT OF GUESSING.
- YOU SUCK. - YEAH.
- ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY THIS ONE.
- HEY, THE BRAND IS RIGHT,
BECAUSE I KNEW IT'S THE GUY, YOU KNOW,
THE DRIVING THE FERRARI WITH A MOUSTACHE.
- YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT MAGNUM P.I.?
- YEAH.
WELL, WHATEVER. I WAS PRETTY CLOSE, RIGHT?
- NOT AT ALL. NOT EVEN IN THE SAME BALLPARK.
- [laughs]
- IS THIS SOUND LIKE--
[mimics engine rumbling]
THE DEEP MUSCLE?
- YEAH, I DON'T KNOW IF IT'LL SOUND LIKE THAT.
IT MIGHT SOUND CLOSE TO THAT.
IT'S GONNA HAVE A DEEP SOUND LIKE A MUSCLE CAR.
- HEY, IT STARTS WITH 11.
- YEAH, DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE INLET AND OUTLETS?
- YEAH, IT DID SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT--
- INNER CENTER?
IT WAS NOT CENTER. WHAT IS NOT CENTER?
- WELL, IT'D BE OFFSET. - YEAH, IT WAS AN OFFSET.
- ONE GOES IN; ONE OUT.
- OKAY. - LOOKS RIGHT TO ME.
- OFF-CENTER.
BECAUSE IT'S NOT ON THE CENTER, SO IT'S OFF, RIGHT?
- RIGHT, YEAH.
BOTH OF THEM WOULD BE OFF-CENTER.
- YEAH, THIS LOOKS RIGHT.
AND IT STARTS WITH 11.
- ROLI BETTER BE RIGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO COME BACK HERE AGAIN.
I HAVE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.
WELL, NO, I DON'T, BUT STILL, I DON'T WANT TO COME BACK AGAIN.
THANKS FOR PUTTING UP WITH MY SLOW FRIEND.
- NO PROBLEM.
- NEXT TIME, I WILL BRING THE PAPER.
- OKAY.
- WE ARE WORKING LIKE MAD ON THIS 1965 IMPALA
TO TURN HER INTO ONE WICKED FOUR-DOOR.
THAT HAS TONS MORE HORSEPOWER THAN SHE EVER HAD BEFORE.
SHE IS JUST ABOUT DONE,
AND WE HAVE FOUND A POTENTIAL BUYER
AS WE PUT THOSE FINISHING TOUCHES ON.
MEANWHILE, MY CUSTOM ROAD RUNNER COUCH IS DONE,
AND MY GOOD BUDDY DAVY DALES IS HERE IN THE SHOP.
HE IS THE KING OF WEIRD CUSTOMIZING THINGS.
LAST YEAR, HE COMMISSIONED US TO BUILD HIM
THIS WICKED WILD CUSTOM HOT ROD BARBECUE.
- VERY COOL!
THAT IS A CARBECUE. [laughter]
- NOW, THIS THING STARTED OFF
AS JUST A LITTLE FUN SIDE PROJECT,
BUT IT CAME OUT SO COOL,
I'M A LITTLE BIT CURIOUS TO SEE WHAT DAVY THINKS OF IT.
ARE YOU READY TO SEE THIS THING, MAN?
- I'M READY. - ALL RIGHT.
LOOK AT THAT.
- HOW'S SHE LOOK TO YOU?
- THAT'S SOME THEATER SEATING RIGHT THERE, BROTHER MAN.
I MEAN, IT'S JUST SO COOL.
- ABSOLUTELY. - IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
- YOU KNOW WHAT? IT'S ACTUALLY VERY COMFORTABLE.
DAVY, YOU WANT TO JOIN ME ON THIS, MAN?
- I'LL JOIN YOU.
- YEAH, MAN, COME ON. HAVE A SEAT.
- OH, YEAH. - [sighs]
- YEAH. - YEAH!
THIS IS COMFY, MAN!
- I FEEL I'M GOING FAST SITTING STILL.
[laughter]
- SO WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN ALL YOU HAVE
IS THE TAIL END OF A 1969 ROAD RUNNER?
WELL, YOU MAKE A COUCH OUT OF IT.
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID.
COMPLETE WITH A CUSTOM
WATERFALL STYLE CENTER CONSOLE TO HOLD YOUR CUPS,
BEAUTIFUL LEATHER BUCKET STYLE SEATING,
A GORGEOUS MAROOGANDY PAINT JOB,
WORKING TAILLIGHTS, CHROME BUMPER.
IF I GOT TO HAVE A COUCH THAT I'M SITTING ON,
BROTHER, THIS IS IT.
- HOW DO WE LOOK?
- LIKE TWO GROWN MEN SITTING ON A COUCH TOGETHER.
[laughter]
- WHAT ABOUT THE LIGHTS?
- THAT, YOU FORGOT.
- OH, WOW. NICE.
- EVEN THE BACKUP LIGHTS.
- I GOT TO SAY, BRO, THIS IS BAD.
- YEAH, I AGREE.
- THAT'S NOT IT, THOUGH.
- OH, WAIT. THERE'S MORE.
beep! beep!
- OH, NICE.
THE STRAIGHT-UP ROAD RUNNER HORN.
- I DIG IT. IT'S DEFINITELY WAY COOL.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THIS?
IT'S GOT TO GO IN SOMEBODY'S GAMING ROOM,
THEATER ROOM, BARROOM.
I THINK WE TURN THIS INTO CASH.
I COULD MAKE A PHONE CALL AND GET GOOD MONEY FOR THIS.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IT'S WORTH? - 4,500.
SPLIT IN HALF, THAT'S--
- SPLIT IN HALF? - HALF?
- [laughs] - SPLIT IN HALF?
- YOU GREEDY ***.
- NOT ONLY DOES DAVY HAVE THIS THING PEGGED AT $4,500,
BUT HE'S ALREADY TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION.
BUT THIS BABY AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE JUST YET.
I MEAN, MAYBE WHEN I GET A WHOLE ROAD RUNNER OF MY OWN,
I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
DAVY, YOUR GENEROUS OFFER OF HELPING ME TURN THIS THING
AND SPLITTING IT WITH YOU 50/50 JUST BECAUSE YOU SAT ON IT--
- I AM A GIVER. I'M A GIVER.
- I REALLY APPRECIATE THAT.
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, MIKE, WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?
WOULD YOU JUST ROPE IT OFF,
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TOUCHING IT.
THANKS, MIKE.
- YEAH. - I GOT THIS.
beep! beep!
- WE'VE BEEN WORKING FOR MONTHS
ON THIS 1965 CHEVY IMPALA FOUR-DOOR
THAT I BOUGHT FROM A JUNKYARD.
NOW, I USUALLY PREFER CARS LIKE THIS IN THE TWO-DOOR VERSION,
SO I WAS REALLY ON THE FENCE
UNTIL *** MIKE STARTED RUNNING HIS MOUTH.
- YOU DON'T HAVE THE SKILL SET
TO MAKE A FOUR-DOOR LOOK SMOOTH?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE SAYING? OW!
- I BELIEVE I CAN MAKE ANY CAR LOOK COOL AND FLIP IT,
SO I SNATCHED THIS THING UP, AND I GOT TO SAY,
THE BODY WAS IN GREAT SHAPE,
BUT THE INTERIOR NEEDED ALL KINDS OF WORK.
THE ENGINE HAD TO BE COMPLETELY REBUILT, AND OF COURSE,
WE TOPPED IT OFF WITH A COMPLETELY SICK PAINT JOB.
SHE'S DONE, SHE'S GORGEOUS, AND I FOUND A POTENTIAL BUYER
WHO IS SPECIFICALLY LOOKING FOR A FOUR-DOOR IMPALA.
SO IF HE'S GOT THE CASH AND HE LOVES WHAT WE DID FOR IT,
TODAY COULD BE A BIG DAY FOR COUNT'S KUSTOMS.
SO, RED, YOU'RE INTO THE OLD IMPALAS?
- YEAH. - WHY THE FOUR-DOOR?
MAN, YOU'RE GONNA BRING BACK MEMORIES NOW,
BUT WHEN I WAS SEVEN, MY FATHER DROVE ONE.
I REMEMBER PULLING UP IN THE BACKSEAT
JUST KIND OF LOOKING OUT THINKING,
"YOU KNOW, I JUST WANT TO DRIVE IT."
- IT'S GOT A BEAUTIFUL BODY STYLE, AND THEN--YEAH.
- IT'S JUST--IT'S JUST-- IT'S SEXY.
- I SAY WE QUIT TALKING ABOUT IT.
- LET'S CHECK IT OUT, BRO.
- YOU READY TO SEE THIS THING?
- ROLI!
BRING THAT BEAUTIFUL IMPALA OUT, BABY.
[engine turns over, rumbles]
- YEAH.
[engine revs]
CHECK IT OUT.
- YEAH, MAN.
- WOW.
GOT A SEXY LOOK, DON'T IT?
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CAR, NOT ROLI, RIGHT?
[laughter]
CHECK IT OUT, RED. - LOOKS GOOD.
REAL NICE, STRAIGHT. - OH, YEAH.
HOW YOU DOING, ROLI? WHAT'S UP, BROTHER?
- ROLI, THIS IS RED. - HOW'S IT GOING. RED.
RED, ROLI. - NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHOA, YOU DO GOT A TRIPLE RED IN THERE.
- YEAH, MAN. - YOU WERE HOLDING OUT.
CALL THAT THE RED GUT.
- THERE YOU GO, MAN. - THE RED GUT. WHOA.
- GOT TO HAVE THE RED, BROTHER. GOT TO HAVE THE RED.
- WOW, YOU GOT THE BALL; YOU GOT THE--
THIS THING IS TRICKED.
- WHEN WE GOT THIS '65 IMPALA,
THE BODY WAS IN GOOD SHAPE,
BUT THIS CAR NEEDED EVERYTHING ELSE.
WE ADDED A BRAND-NEW DISC BRAKE SYSTEM TO IT,
REBUILT THE 350 CHEVY MOTOR,
ADDING ALL KINDS OF HORSEPOWER.
WE ADDED AN AMAZING CUSTOM BLACK PAINT JOB
WITH BEAUTIFUL DEEP RED GRAPHICS
AND AMAZING ALL-RED INTERIOR.
THIS CAR SCREAMS COOL EVEN IN ITS FOUR-DOOR VIBE.
THIS IS A NEW CAR.
THIS THING IS READY TO ROLL ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND BACK.
- WOW. THIS THING IS CRISPY.
WHEN THAT IMPALA ROLLED OUT OF THE GARAGE,
I WAS THINKING I WAS SEVEN,
STANDING ON THE STEP WAITING FOR MY PARENTS
TO COME PICK ME UP FOR A SECOND.
IT JUST--THERE IT WAS.
AND I JUST FELT THAT. I SAID, "YOU KNOW WHAT?
"THIS CAR'S GOT TO BE MINE. I JUST FEEL IT.
IT'S GOT TO BE MINE."
WHAT DO YOU NEED FOR THIS CAR?
- I AM AT-- - WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER?
- 30 Gs.
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO PUT INTO THIS CAR TO MAKE IT RIGHT.
- 30 Gs?
I'M THINKING, LIKE, I'M AT AN AUCTION OR SOMETHING.
30 NOW. WHAT ARE WE THINKING ABOUT?
DANNY, COME ON, WE GOT TO GET THE REAL MONEY, BRO.
- WITH A BIDDING PADDLE. - WORK WITH ME.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 25 GRAND.
I'LL BE A GENTLEMAN.
$25,000. YOU KNOW I LOVE THE CAR.
BUT WORK WITH ME.
- I'VE GOT SOME ROOM, BUT I CAN'T GO THAT FAR.
- WHAT ARE WE THINKING ABOUT NOW?
DANNY, NOW, WHAT ABOUT 20--
- I'LL GO 27 RIGHT NOW. BOOM.
27. 27, AND IT'S YOURS.
- 26,500.
LET ME SAY "SOLD, SOLD, SOLD." COME ON.
500, WE'LL GET IT STARTED WITH THE REGISTRATION.
I'LL GIVE YOU 26,500. COME ON, BRO.
- YOU KNOW WHAT, RED?
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS CAR.
I THINK IT MATCHES YOU.
26,500. IT'S YOUR CAR.
- YES. SOLD, SOLD, SOLD!
26,500. WE GOT IT.
- AMEN. SHE'S YOUR RIDE, BRO.
- CONGRATULATIONS. - SHE'S YOUR RIDE.
KEVIN, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE RED IN THE OFFICE,
DO A LITTLE BUSINESS.
I'MA GET THIS BABY READY TO GO. - COME ON, BUDDY.
- YOU KNOW, I WAS HOPING TO MAKE A LITTLE BIT MORE ON THIS FLIP,
BUT HEY, MAN, A PROFIT IS A PROFIT.
THIS WAS RED'S RIDE, MAN.
I KNEW IT, HE KNEW IT,
AND I'M JUST GLAD THAT HE GOT IT.
AND IF THERE WAS EVER ANY DOUBT TO ANYONE,
INCLUDING *** MIKE,
THAT COUNT'S KUSTOMS CAN TAKE ANY VEHICLE,
NO MATTER HOW MANY DOORS,
AND TURN IT INTO A WICKED RIDE,
WELL, BROTHER MAN, WE PUT THAT RUMOR TO BED TODAY.
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
smooch! GOOD JOB, BUDDY.