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Hey baby I just got you into my office today to let you know something..
uh... okay mister Sheen what is it?
First of all
What is with the Russian accent?
Yet more importantly
I am Bi- winning, I am a man that has tiger blood, you know that.
Mister sheen, I’m only a goddess of yours and i know that for the last decade you’ve tried
Effortlessly and magically in converting my tin cans into pure gold
I’m dealing with fools , trolls and soft targets
It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee
I don't have time for these clowns
Mister Sheen, I understand..It’s just that...
Look Baby, For now..
I’m just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the
world
it might be lonely up here but i sure like the view
Mister Sheen...
uh... i thought we had something
i am on a drug it's called Charlie Sheen
it's not available because if you try it you'll die
your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body
That does sound very likely , I know.
I’m tired of pretending I’m not special
I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total *** rock star from mars
Can i not win with you Mr. Sheen?
No! If you borrowed my brain for five seconds you'd be like “Dude, can’t handle this..
..Take it away”
Mr. Sheen
Why are you saying this?
The only thing I’m addicted to right now is Winning.
I believe we can both winners.
I was banging seven gram rocks and finishing them
because that's how i roll because i have one speed, One Gear, I’m different
Can you do the same?
Could you be a tigress?
It wouldn't hurt trying
Just for you mister Sheen.
The scoreboard doesn’t lie, you're banging zero rocks, I just don't see it...
So this is it?
You are just going to leave me
Mister Sheen...
Where is your honour?
Why would i choose you?
The run i was on Made Sinatra,
Jagger, Richards, and all the others look like droopy eyed armless children!
Take me on that plane with you mister Sheen!
We can escape together.
I have to follow a certain path not yours
Because it is written for normal people
those who are not special
People who don't have tiger blood and an Adonis DNA.
Mister Sheen...
I would die for you.
Only if you were part of my family i will love you violently!
These ladies are not your Goddesses Mr. Sheen!
They’re using you.
Don't insult my Tigresses! I’m an F-18 bro!
And i will destroy you in the air and i will deploy my ordinance to the ground!
Mister Sheen...
I am more than ready to *** fourteen rocks!
So much so that tiger blood oozes out of my pores.
I wish you would shift the focus onto yourself and your own family and your own friends and
Just maybe spend a little more time on your home front...
And not some distant planet that is me.!
What could i do to impress you mister Sheen?
I want you to wrap both arms around me and love me violently
And defend me violently through violent hatred!
I would *** the next thing i see for you!
Yeah, Yeah...
But that could blow up in my face.
Like an exploding crack pipe.
Fine Mister Sheen it appears only you could do the winning around here.
You are no match for this warlock.!
My power will consume you every losing day ugly ***.
Mister Sheen...
Pardon yourself please
You picked a fight with the Warlock you little worm.
Excuse me.
Pain is a myth.
What if i were to kick you in the balls right now?
I’m sorry man, but I’ve got magic
I’ve got poetry in my fingertips!
Mister Sheen..
Keep me, i beg you..
Sorry baby...
Beggars beg...
WINNERS WIN!