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- PREVIOUSLY, ON "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
WE USED TO GET ON PLANES, AND IT WASN'T THIS.
I WOULD HAVE ON A PAIR OF HEELS AND A GREAT DRESS,
AND HAVE CHAMPAGNE.
NOW, I GOT BLANKETS, AND PILLOWS, AND BABY BAGS.
I AM KNOWN TO BE PULLED UP!
- ALWAYS.
- AND YOU'RE NOT PULLED UP AT A SIZE 14!
- IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS. - IT DOESN'T MATTER.
- MUAH.
YEAH, WE'RE ALMOST DONE. - ALL RIGHT.
- THIS IS BABY'S FIRST PHOTO SHOOT, IN VERSACE AND DIOR.
YOU LIKE "LONG WAY HOME" BETTER THAN "HOT SUGAR?"
- YEAH. - UGH!
- IF YOU LOVE IT, YOU HAVE TO FIGHT FOR IT.
- I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH ♪
♪ I CAN'T STAND YA THEN I LOVE YA ♪
♪ CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHY BABE ♪
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪
- HEY, LITTLE LADY.
- HEY. - HEY.
HI, MAMA'S BOY.
- I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TEACH HIM SOME TWO CHAINS.
DON'T KISS HIM-- YOU GET RED LIPS ON.
- YOU KNOW I'M NOT-- I'M NOT GONNA---
MUAH-MUAH-MUAH.
- SO, MY BABY LOGAN IS ONLY, LIKE, LITTLE SIX WEEKS OLD,
AND I LOVE HAVING MY MAMA HERE TO HELP ME TAKE CARE OF HIM
BECAUSE SHE REALLY KNOWS ALL SORTS OF TRICKS,
AND TIPS, AND STUFF.
I'M ABOUT TO PUT HIM DOWN.
HE'S SLEEPY.
- AW-- HI, MAMA'S BOY.
- I GET SAD WHEN HE GOES TO SLEEP.
- IT'S EXCITING, THOUGH, ISN'T IT?
- LIKE "WHOO-HOO" OR LIKE "FUN?"
- NO, FEELIN' GOOD ON THE INSIDE.
FEEL LIKE YOU JUST WANNA EXPLODE-- YOU'RE SO HAPPY.
THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' ABOUT.
- OH, YEAH.
- HOW ABOUT VIN-- I KNOW HE IS, TOO, RIGHT?
- YEAH. - WHAT I SEE,
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT PARENTS, THOUGH.
THAT IS GOOD.
- YEAH.
WELL, YOU KNOW, LOGAN MAKES IT EASY,
'CAUSE HE'S A GREAT BABY.
- OH, HE IS. - AND HE'S CUTE.
- OH, GOD, HE'S HANDSOME.
- AND FOR THAT, I NEED MY PUSH GIFT
BECAUSE A LOT OF PEOPLE CAN'T HAVE GOOD, HANDSOME BABIES, AND I DID.
- WHAT'S A PUSH GIFT?
- A PUSH GIFT IS A GIFT YOU GET FOR PUSHIN'.
- FOR PUSHIN' A BABY OUT?
- YES, FROM YOUR BABY DADDY.
LIKE, YOU GET, LIKE, DIAMONDS, OR A WATCH, OR SOME LUGGAGE.
- WHAT?
- OR, UH, YOU KNOW, A NICE CAR.
- I MEAN, WHERE DID THAT-- IS THAT SOMETHING
THAT YOU CREATED OR--
- NO.
- I HAD NEVER IN MY LIFE HEARD OF A PUSH GIFT.
YOU KIDDIN' ME?
THE GIFT IS WHEN THAT BABY COME OUTTA THERE,
AND YOU'RE HOLDIN' THAT BABY.
TO ME, THAT'S THE GIFT.
BUT, WE'RE LIVING IN DIFFERENT TIMES.
I-I DON'T KNOW.
I NEVER HEARD OF SUCH.
WAIT A MINUTE.
I GOTTA GET THIS STRAIGHT IN MY HEAD.
THEY SHOW THEIR APPRECIATION FOR YOU.
- A THANK YOU GIFT.
- A THANK YOU FOR MAKING THEM A FATHER.
- I DON'T KNOW ALL OF THE LOGISTICS.
I JUST KNOW THAT I AM DUE A GIFT,
AND I'M GONNA NEED MY DIAMONDS,
AND IN MY CASE, A CAR, 'CAUSE I WANT A CAR.
- WHAT KINDA CAR YOU WANT FOR THE PUSH GIFT?
- I JUST WANT A SIMPLE WHITE DROP TOP PHANTOM.
THAT'S IT-- THAT'S ALL I ASK FOR.
- OKAY. - THAT'S NOT EVEN A LOT.
- YOU'RE SIMPLE-- OKAY.
- REAL SIMPLE. - OKAY.
- TAN INTERIOR WITH A TAN DROP TOP AND A LITTLE CAR SEAT
TO MATCH-- IT'S FOR MY BABY.
- OH, OKAY.
- I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE A PHANTOM ROLLS ROYCE
FOR MY PUSH GIFT BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
I MEAN, HAVING A BABY IS A LOT.
IT'S ALMOST LIKE PUSHING A PHANTOM ROLLS ROYCE
OUT OF YOUR PURSE.
SO, WHY SHOULDN'T I PUSH IT ON THE STREETS?
- SO, WHAT DOES VINCE SAY ABOUT THAT?
- "IT'S COMIN'," AND I KNOW THEM CARS IS NOT ON BACK ORDER.
- ALL RIGHTY, THEN.
- YOU THINK YOU'LL TALK TO HIM FOR ME?
ASK HIM WHERE MY GIFT IS.
- UH-UH, 'CAUSE I-I'M STILL CAUGHT UP IN THE PUSHING--
PUSH GIFT.
- WHY DON'T-- HOW ABOUT YOU ASK HIM WHAT A PUSH GIFT IS.
- I WILL HAVE TO.
- AND IF HE KNOWS WHAT A PUSH GIFT IS, YOU SHOULD SAY,
"WELL, WHAT DID YOU GET TAMAR FOR A PUSH GIFT,"
BECAUSE I-- JUST HEARD OF IT.
- SEE, UH-UH-UH.
YOU'RE TRYIN' TO PUT ME IN THE MIDDLE.
- NO, I'M NOT-- I JUST WANT-- STOP, LOGAN.
- UH-UH.
YOU ASK HIM, NOT ME.
- YOU KNOW, WHILE MY MAMA'S HERE HELPIN' ME WITH LOGAN,
SHE NEED TO BE OUT HERE HELPIN' ME, TOO--
HELPIN' ME FIGURE OUT WHY I HAVE NOT GOTTEN MY PUSH GIFT
AND HOW I CAN GO ABOUT GETTIN' IT, NOW.
I'M GONNA PUT LOGAN DOWN IN HIS CRIB,
'CAUSE HE'S GETTIN' IRRITATED.
- OH, YOU WANT ME TO HOLD HIM?
- GOD, NO-- YOU'RE SUCH A BABY HOGGER.
COME ON, LOGAN.
- OKAY, ALL RIGHTY-- I'LL FOLLOW YOU.
- NO.
WHY DON'T YOU CALL VINCE AND ASK HIM WHAT THAT IS?
- AH, I DON'T KNOW IF I WANNA GET INVOLVED
WITH THAT ONE, TAMAR.
♪
- OH, YOU KNOW WHAT I HAVE?
I HAVE A WRAP.
I BROUGHT A WRAP, ONE OF THEM DETOX WRAPS.
- DETOX WRAP-- WHAT IS THAT?
- OKAY, GO IN THAT BAG.
THAT-- OKAY.
- THIS. - YOU PUT IT ON YOUR STOMACH,
AND IT KINDA SUCKS YOU IN.
YOU'RE 'SPOSED TO GET REAL SKINNY.
- BUT, WHAT IF, WHEN WE PUT IT ON, IT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING?
- THEN WE AIN'T LOSE NOTHIN'.
[laughter] - AND I'M STILL FAT.
IF I WASN'T BUSY BEFORE, I MEAN, SHE REALLY IS NOW
BECAUSE NOW SHE'S A PART OF A NEW TALK SHOW,
AND IT'S CALLED "THE REAL,"
AND IT'S HAVIN', LIKE, A FOUR-WEEK TRIAL TEST RUN,
AND WE HAVE TO SHOOT, LIKE, TWO EPISODES A DAY.
IT'S JUST A LITTLE ROUGH SOMETIMES
SINCE SHE JUST GAVE BIRTH TO LOGAN.
YES, I'M PRETTY BEAT-- THANKS VERY MUCH.
BUT, YOU KNOW, NOT ONLY DO I MISS HIM, I'M FAT AS HELL
AND THAT AIN'T CUTE.
- YOU WANNA PUT THIS UNDER? - I WANNA PUT THAT ON,
BUT THEN BE ABLE TO PUT THE CORSET ON,
SO WHEN WE TAKE THAT OFF, I'M-I'M GONNA BE LIKE--
I WILL BE SKINNY, OKAY?
- OKAY, WANNA PUT-- YOU WANNA PUT THIS ON WHILE WE WAIT?
- I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEN.
NOW, PUT IT ON MY STOMACH.
- TAY, THIS [deleted] IS NOT GOING TO WORK.
- IT IS GOING TO WORK.
OH, GOOD GOD!
- THAT SMELL? - YES.
IT'S A STINKY ***.
[laughter]
- THAT DETOX WRAP, IT STINK LIKE HELL.
NO, FOR REAL, LIKE AUTOPSY STINK,
LIKE A ROACH DIED, YOU OPENED IT UP,
DISSECTED IT, FUNKY LIKE THAT,
STANKAZOID.
OKAY, NOW STICK THE CORSET ON.
- OKAY. - MEETING TIME, TAMAR!
- I WAS RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF PUTTIN' ON MY CORSET.
I CAN'T STOP, NOW!
- ALL RIGHT. - UGH!
OKAY, ONE, TWO-- UGH!
OKAY, THAT-- OKAY, THAT WAS MY LIVER.
[laughter] - [deleted]!
- JUST GET WHEN SHE COME BACK.
JUST LET HER GO-- LET HER GO-- JUST LET HER GO.
- THAT [deleted] STINKS.
- WHEN YOU'RE DOING A TALK SHOW, YOU GOTTA REHEARSE
WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE GONNA SAY.
YOU GOTTA REHEARSE WHAT THE HELL YOU'RE GONNA DO,
SO WHEN THE AUDIENCE COME IN,
WE DON'T LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF DAMN FOOLS.
[chatter]
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE IN A GIRL GROUP.
- WELL, YEAH, 'CAUSE WE ARE. - WE ARE.
[laughter]
- AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
- OH, I DIDN'T WEAR ANY SPANX TODAY.
I WANTED TO SHOW YOU MY REAL TUMMY.
- YOU DON'T HAVE A TUMMY.
- STOP IT.
- OKAY, USUALLY TAMARA, LIKE, THAT'S MY ***.
LIKE, FOR REAL, THAT'S MY GIRL, RIGHT?
BUT, I DON'T APPRECIATE HER SHOWIN' ME
HER LITTLE POOCH STOMACH THAT'S PERFECTLY FLAT.
LIKE, SHE REALLY TRIED IT,
ESPECIALLY WHILE I GOT THIS STINKIN' *** DETOX
WRAPPED AROUND MY STOMACH.
- ALL I KNOW, IS PEOPLE ARE LOVIN' THE SHOW.
THAT'S ALL I KNOW. - THAT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT.
- PEOPLE ARE LOVIN' THE SHOW.
- CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHIN' I COULD'VE DONE WITHOUT?
- WHAT? - THE OVER-TALKIN'. - YEAH, ME, TOO.
IT GOT ANNOYING, AND IT WOULD GET LOUD.
- YEAH, AND I SEE SOME OF THE PEOPLE'S--
WHEN I SAW SOME OF THE PEOPLE'S FACES IN THE AUDIENCE
WHEN WE DO IT, AND THEY'RE LIKE--
[sigh] - THE WHITE PEOPLE,
LIKE, SOME OF THE WHITE PEOPLE.
- WATCH WHAT YOU SAY.
- TAMAR'S NOT A OVER-TALKER.
YOU CAN'T-- - NEVER CEASE TO PRAY.
- YOU CAN'T GET UPSET BECAUSE, UH--
- DO WHAT'S RIGHT, DAY BY DAY.
- TAMAR, WHO-- - I'M JUST SAYIN'--
- YOU TALKIN' TO ME? - I'M JUST SAYIN' DON'T.
- YOU'RE TALK-- YOU-YOU-- SEE, THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM.
YOU'RE OVER-TALKIN' ME, AND I WAS ABOUT TO
CLEAN THE NONSENSE UP FOR YOU.
- OH, OKAY, GOOD. - NO, NO.
I HAVE NOTHIN' ELSE TO SAY.
YOU HEARD IT FOR HERSELF.
- YEAH, I'M GONNA SAY, RIGHT NOW.
I'M WORKIN' ON THAT, YOU GUYS.
- THINK ON WORKING ON THAT, YOU GUYS, SAY IT OUT LOUD.
[chatter]
- AND THEN, BE LIKE-- SITTING HERE LIKE THIS.
- WELL, HI.
- ARE YOU READY TO BE BRIEFED?
- YEAH, SURE.
- SO, AT SOME POINT, I'M JUST GONNA NEED TO DO
A LITTLE, QUICK "HELLO" WITH YOUR MOM AND SORT OF BRIEF HER.
- OKAY, WHEN SHE GETS HERE.
SHE SAID SHE'S 15 MINUTES AWAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
AND I'LL BRIEF YOUR MOM WHEN I SEE HER.
- THANKS! - BYE.
- I'M SO EXCITED THAT MY MOM'S COMIN' TO "THE REAL" TODAY.
- HI. - HI-- HOW ARE YOU?
- GOOD-- HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD-- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
- SHE ALWAYS MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT EVERYTHING
I'M DOIN'.
SO, HAVIN' MY MAMA THERE IS A GOOD PLUS FOR ME.
- HEY, IT'S ME. - HEY, MAMA.
- HEY, LITTLE GIRL.
HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD-- OKAY, COME ON.
UGH...
- OH, YOU'RE GORGEOUS!
- I DON'T LOOK LIKE EASTER? - MUAH.
- ABSOLUTELY NOT. - YOU SURE?
I DON'T LIKE THESE SHOES, ASHLEY.
- TAMAR, I'M NOT GONNA-- - WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE SHOE?
- THEY KINDA LOOK ORANGE. - THEY'RE OPEN.
- I DON'T LIKE THE RED ONES.
- OR, WE COULD DO LIKE-- - THEY'RE REAL EASTER SUNDAY,
AND I'M THE CHOIR DIRECTOR.
- I THINK IT'S CUTE, YOUNG AND CUTE.
- LET ME SHOW YOU. - UH-HUH.
- I DO LIKE THAT.
[singing]
- OKAY.
- THAT'S WHAT THESE SHOES LOOK LIKE.
[laughter]
- NO, THEY DON'T.
- YOU LOOK GREAT.
- LOGAN. - TAMAR.
- HE'S SO CUTE, ISN'T HE? - OH, MY GOD.
- I KNOW. - I TELL YA-- OH, MY GOD!
- YOU TOOK A PICTURE 'FORE YOU LEFT?
- YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T.
- I FEEL-- I BE FEELIN' BAD.
I MISS HIM DURING REHEARSAL.
- MY MAMA STAYS WITH MY BABY DURING THE DAY.
WE ALSO HAVE A GOOD NANNY, AND THEY BOTH VIDEO CHAT
ALL THE TIME, AND THANK GOD FOR TECHNOLOGY
BECAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I GET TO SPEND TIME WITH MY SON, RIGHT NOW.
- READY?
- OH, I WAS WAITIN' ON THE - I WAS WAITIN' ON THE WORD.
- WAS YOU?
LET'S WALK TO THE STAGE EVERYONE!
LET'S WALK TO THE STAGE.
- GREAT-- IT'S FINALLY SHOW TIME.
EVERY TIME WE WALK OUT TO TAPE A SHOW, IT'S GOTTA BE GREAT,
ESPECIALLY BECAUSE THIS IS A TRIAL RUN,
AND IT'S EXTRA SUPER-DUPER-UPER IMPORTANT
TO MAKE SURE THAT WE GET PICKED UP.
TODAY IS EVEN HARDER BECAUSE, ONCE WE SHOOT THIS EPISODE,
WE GOTTA START THIS THING ALL OVER AGAIN.
- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
♪
- HELLO?
THEY'RE NOT TALKING TO ME.
IF THEY'RE TALKIN', I CAN'T HEAR.
[cheering] - THERE'S NOTHING IN MY EAR.
- YOU ALL KNOW THE HOSTS OF OUR SHOW, RIGHT?
WHO DO YOU LOVE? - TAMAR!
[cheering] - IT'S GOING IN AND OUT.
- WE HAVE LONI LOVE.
WE HAVE TAMAR BRAXTON.
WE HAVE TAMERA MOWRY.
- NO, IT WENT OUT, AGAIN.
- WE HAVE JEANNIE MAI AND ADRIENNE BAILON.
THOSE ARE OUR HOSTS.
- LET'S SWITCH YOUR BATTERIES.
I DIDN'T PUT A FRESH ONE IN THERE.
- HE'S OUT-- HE'S OUT, NOW.
FIVE SECONDS BEFORE THE SHOW START,
MY EARPIECE IS NOT WORKIN'.
SO, THE SHOW HAS TO BE ON HOLD UNTIL MY EARS START WORKING.
- LADIES, LET'S GET IN POSITION.
- HOLD ON.
THEY'RE STILL HOOKIN' UP TAMAR.
- OH, NO-- DON'T SAY THAT.
- THIS MEANS THAT EVERYBODY'S WAITING ON HER,
AND SHE DOESN'T STAND FOR THAT.
THAT'S NOT CUTE.
[cheering] - CAN YOU HEAR?
- I HEAR STATIC.
- ENJOY THE SHOW.
[cheering]
- COMING UP, ON "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
- "I NEED A JOB!" - WHO YOU TALKIN' TO?
- "I WANNA WORK!" - WHO YOU TALKIN' TO?
- "PLEASE, IKE?" - WHO YOU TALKIN' TO?
- "COME HOME!"
- HE JUST ALWAYS GOTTA SAY SOME BULL[deleted].
LIKE, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?
- I DON'T THINK HE MEANT IT LIKE THAT.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER-- YOU DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT.
- YOU DON'T. - IT'S NOT FUNNY!
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
- DID YOU TAKE IT OFF?
'CAUSE I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING NOW.
THEY NEED ME ON STAGE, LIKE NOW,
AND I CANNOT HEAR ANYTHING THROUGH MY EARPIECE.
SO, I GOTTA SIT HERE AND WAIT WHILE THEY FIGURE OUT
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON, SO THEY CAN FIX IT.
- YEAH, CAN YOU TURN IT ON ONE MORE TIME?
- OKAY, TRY IT NOW.
- YES-YES, VERY CLEAR.
WANT ME TO DO A HALLE-LOO?
HA-HA-HA!
FINALLY!
[laughter]
[chatter]
- THREE, TWO--
[cheering]
- I ALWAYS BEEN COOL WITH WORKIN' WITH A GROUP OF GIRLS,
'CAUSE I GOT A BUNCH OF SISTERS,
BUT THIS IS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.
LIKE, I'VE NEVER HAD, LIKE, CO-HOSTS SLASH HOMEGIRLS
THAT I WORK WITH.
SO, YOU KNOW, THIS IS PRETTY COOL
BECAUSE THESE GIRLS GET TO KNOW ME FOR ME
OR NOT LIKE ME FOR ME, BUT THEY LIKE ME FOR ME.
- BEFORE THE SHOW, THE GIRLS AND I WERE TALKING ABOUT
OUR WEEKEND, AND I BROUGHT UP THE FACT THAT I GOT TONS
AND TONS OF CALLS ABOUT PEOPLE REALLY LIKING THE SHOW.
- YEAH-- ME, TOO.
[cheering]
- AND I GOT REALLY EXCITED WHEN MY MOM CALLED ME,
'CAUSE MY MOM IS PROBABLY MY HARDEST CRITIC.
I-I WAS EXPECTING HER TO SAY, "OH, I LOVE IT,
"I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT," WHICH SHE DID.
BUT THEN, SHE GAVE ME SOME TIPS.
- I GOT SIDEBARS, TOO.
- YOU DID? - YEAH.
I CAN REALLY TOP YA'LL OFF TODAY, OKAY?
MY MAMA, SHE FOLLOWED ME HERE TODAY, YA'LL.
- STAND UP-- OH, THERE SHE IS.
[cheering] NOW, THAT'S MAMA E.
SHE'S SO CUTE.
- SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY DRESS TODAY?
DID I BEAT?
AM I-- DID I WIN?
- OH, YOU'RE BEAT-- YOU'RE BEAT TODAY.
BUT, THE OTHER DAY-DAY, WHEN YOU HAD ON THOSE
LITTLE PLAIDS WHATEVER, NO-- NO.
- THEY WERE SPARKLY SHORTS. - NO, THAT WASN'T HOT.
[laughter] I'M HER MOM.
I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL HER, RIGHT?
- THAT'S RIGHT-- THAT'S RIGHT, MAMA.
- RIGHT. - YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KEEP IT REAL WITH HER.
- I HAVE TO KEEP IT REAL, OKAY, BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
AND, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY ELSE SAID, "OH, YOU LOOK GOOD.
"YOU LOOK SO CUTE."
DON'T YOU BELIEVE IT.
[laughter]
- NOW, EVERYBODY KNOW MY MAMA'S GONNA TELL IT
LIKE IT IS.
IF ONE OF MY OUTFITS LOOK WHACK,
SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO TELL ME THAT.
THAT DON'T HURT MY FEELINGS.
SHE'S SUPPOSED TO TELL ME IF I LOOK HORRIBLE OR NOT.
- YES, BABY?
- HEY, I'M ON MY WAY TO CHECK ON OUR BABY.
- OH, I KNOW.
- AND I WANTED TELL YA I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
- YOU LIKED IT. - OOH, MUAH.
TAMAR, IT WAS GREAT! - IT WAS FUN, RIGHT?
- I'M SO PROUD OF TAMAR.
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS.
I MEAN, SHE BALANCED HER BABY.
SHE BALANCED HER CAREER.
E'S A HARDWORKING LADY.
AND IF I CAN HELP, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I NEED TO DO,
AND THAT'S WATCH THE BABY, FOR GOD SAKES.
- OKAY, KISS MY BABY.
I'LL FACETIME YOU.
- I WILL-- OKAY, BABY-- LOVE YOU.
- LOVE YOU, TOO.
- COME IN.
WHAT'D HE SAY?
HEY, BABE.
- TOMORROW, YOU GOT THAT PHOTO SHOOT.
IT'S AT 1 O'CLOCK.
- HOLD ON ONE SECOND.
IF IT'S AT 1:00, THE PRODUCERS HERE
SAID THAT IT WAS COMING AT--
- THEY DO WHATEVER WE TELL THEM TO DO.
- NO-NO-NO.
- I JUST SPOKE TO THE TWO GIRLS.
THE PRODUCERS HERE-- EVERYBODY HERE WORKS FOR YOU.
WE ALL HERE WORK FOR TAMAR.
LET'S GET A-A ROUND OF A CLAP.
[clapping] - I WORK FOR TAMAR.
- LET'S ALL DO IT. - TAMAR BRAXTON!
TAMAR BRAXTON! - TAMAR BRAXTON!
- AND WHO I WORK FOR?
VINCENT HERBERT!
- NO, YOU WORK FOR LOGAN.
THAT'S WHO YOU WORK FOR.
- LIES YOU TELL.
LOGAN DON'T TELL ME, "ANNA MAE, IT'S 5:30.
"GET UP, NOW-- YOU GOTTA BE TO WORK AT 7:10."
- TAMAR, I TELL YOU THAT? - NOT YET-- NOT YET!
- I TELL YOU THAT, TAMAR?
LET ME TELL YOU WHAT TAMAR DO--
HOLD THE CAMERA-- LOOK AT ME GOOD.
I'VE BEEN WITH TAMAR FOR TEN YEARS.
SEVEN OF 'EM WAS PURE HELL,
'CAUSE SHE WOKE UP EVERY MORNING CRYING
THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE A LIFE,
THAT SHE DIDN'T HAVE WORK,
THAT SHE DIDN'T WANNA HAVE A KID
'CAUSE SHE WANTED TO HAVE PURPOSE FOR HER KID.
SHE WANTED TO TELL HER KID, "NO, DADDY JUST DON'T GO TO WORK.
"MOMMY GO TO WORK."
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT THE GOOD LORD DID?
HE BLESSED TAMAR BRAXTON WITH 20 JOBS,
SO THERE AIN'T NO TIME TO SIT IN THE BED AND COMPLAIN.
- OKAY. - BECAUSE I LIVED WITH A WOMAN--
I'D BE IN THE MIDDLE WORK, AT THE OFFICE.
I GET A PHONE CALL.
"MLIFE IS TERRIBLE."
"WELL, TAMAR, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT YOU NEED?
- WHO YOU TALKING TO? - "MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE."
- WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? - "I CAN'T DO THIS."
- WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? - "I NEED A JOB!"
- WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? - "I WANNA WORK!"
- WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? - "PLEASE, IKE?"
- WHO YOU TALKIN' TO? - "COME HOME!"
- THAT'S WHY-- - "COME HOME, IKE!
"IKE, COME HOME!"
- SHUT UP!
YOU KNOW, VINCE REALLY BE DOIN' TOO MUCH.
YOU KNOW, I'M NOT SAYING I'M UNGRATEFUL THAT I HAVE
THIS OPPORTUNITY, BUT I'M JUST EXHAUSTED TODAY.
AND TODAY , I FEEL LIKE I'M BEING PULLED
IN SO MANY DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS.
AND ON TOP OF THAT, I CAN'T HELP THAT I MISS MY BABY.
LIKE, COME ON-- GET OFF ME.
- BOY, THE BA-- THE BABY IS DRESSED SO CUTE TODAY.
- LET ME SEE.
CAN YOU TAKE MY PHONE AND GET IT FIXED, PLEASE, VINCE?
- I TRIED TO GET YOU A NEW PHONE.
YOU GOT A ATTITUDE. - I DON'T WANT A NEW PHONE.
I WANT-- WANT THEM TO F-- - IT NEEDS TO GET FIXED, TAMAR.
YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME. - YOU NEED A NEW PHONE.
THAT PHONE IS-- THAT PHONE IS BROKE.
THAT'S-THAT'S A IPHONE.
IT'S WET-- YOU CAN'T-- YOU NEED A NEW PHONE.
- YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
THEY-THEY-- WE WOULDA GOT A NEW PHONE.
THEY COULD'VE TRIED TO SAVE ALL YOUR STUFF, ALL YOUR DATA,
BUT YOU GET FRUSTRATED.
YOU WERE READY TO LEAVE OUT THE STORE.
- NO, IT'S ONLY BE-BECAUSE MY OTHER PHONE GOT STOLEN.
THAT'S THE ONLY BABY PICTURES I HAD OF LOGAN.
WE DON'T HAVE ANY BABY PICTURES.
- I GOT-- I GOT A LOT OF BABY PICTURES.
- OH, MY POOKIE!
- DON'T-DON'T PULL IT, AND MESS IT UP,
AND TURN IT THE WRONG WAY.
- AW.
- YOU WANNA LOOK AT IT, OR YOU WANNA SHOW HIM?
- DON'T YOU HAVE HER NUMBER? - NO, I DON'T.
- THAT'S NOT A GOOD MOTHER.
WELL, I GOT THE NUMBER.
YOU AIN'T GOT IT.
- THAT'S NOT FUNNY. - THAT IS FUNNY.
- NO, IT'S NOT. - WELL, IT IS FUNNY.
- HERE YOU GO. - THANK YOU FOR MY PHONE.
- THERE'S NOTHIN' FUNNY ABOUT THAT.
- YOU SHOULD HAVE THE LADY'S NUMBER.
IT AIN'T FUNNY-- WHY YOU AIN'T GOT HER NUMBER?
[sigh] - WHAT COLOR YOU PUTTIN' ON MY EYES?
CAN I GET THE IRIDESCENT, PLEASE?
- YOU JUST RUN OUT. - YOU RUN OUT.
- YES.
- HURRY UP AND RUN OUT BEFORE YOU BE LATE.
GET TO MOVIN'.
- HOW ABOUT YOU RUN OUTSIDE THE DOOR?
- I CAN'T WAIT TO GO. - OKAY, BYE.
- VINCE SAYS A LOT OF INAPPROPRIATE *** [deleted].
- I DON'T GIVE A [deleted]
ABOUT WHAT NUMBER SHE HAS IN HER PHONE.
- YOU SHOULD-- YOU SHOULD-- YOU SHOULD JUST SAY
YOU WAS JOKIN', AT THIS POINT.
- BUT, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS. - IT IS.
FOR YOUR BABY DADDY TO SAY THAT YOU'RE A BAD MOTHER,
WHETHER HE'S JOKING OR NOT, IT'S ABSOLUTELY NOT FUNNY.
- TAMAR. - AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
- OKAY. - AND ALL YOU GOTTA DO,
RIGHT NOW, IS SAY, "I'M SORRY."
- TA-- YOU'RE TALKIN' TOO MUCH.
LIKE, YOU NEVER STOP TALKING.
- I JUST ASKED YOU TO APOLOGIZE.
- I'M NOT APOLOGIZING, RIGHT NOW.
I JUST SAID I WAS ONLY PLAYING.
BUT, I'M SAYING-- YOU WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU WANNA HEAR.
- LOOK UP, TAY.
MISS BRAXTON?
♪
- YOU DON'T JOKE AROUND, CALLIN' SOMEBODY A BAD MOTHER.
THAT [deleted] NOT DAMN FUNNY, AT ALL.
- HE DIDN'T SAY THAT. - YES, HE DID.
- HE WAS PLAYIN', TAMAR. - I DON'T GIVE A DAMN.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY-- IT'S NOT FUNNY AT ALL.
THERE'S NOTHIN' FREAKIN' FUNNY ABOUT THAT AT ALL, WHATSOEVER.
♪
- ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ALREADY FEEL DAMN GUILTY
ABOUT NOT BEIN' HOME.
♪
- YOU OKAY?
- HE JUST ALWAYS GOTTA SAY SOME BULL[deleted].
LIKE, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?
- I DON'T THINK HE MEANT IT LIKE THAT.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER.
YOU DON'T SAY STUFF LIKE THAT.
- YOU DON'T. - IT'S NOT FUNNY!
♪
- WE ALL KNOW YOU AIN'T NO BAD MOTHER, BOO.
♪
- MMM.
I KNOW.
- DON'T CRY, SIS.
I LOVES YA.
- I'M JUST MAD AS HELL. - I KNOW.
- THEY NEED YOU NOW FOR REHEARSAL, TAMAR.
[indistinct whispering]
- IT'S JUST BEYOND [deleted] NECESSARY.
LIKE, SHUT THE [deleted] UP.
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHIN' TO EVERYBODY, OKAY?
NO MATTER WHAT KINDA DAY SHE'S HAVIN',
SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE PROFESSIONAL,
AND SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA HAVE A SMILE ON HER FACE,
NO MATTER WHAT'S GOIN' ON, BECAUSE GUESS WHAT.
SHE GOTTA GET THAT JOB DONE, OKAY?
ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE BACK.
- THANK YOU, TAMAR.
[cheering]
- COMING UP, ON "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
LOOK AT MY ALBUM COVER.
STUPID!
PFFT!
I'M NOT WEARING THIS-- LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S SPLIT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE THING.
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
♪
- HI. - HI!
HI, EVERYBODY.
THE ALBUM RELEASE IS IN A FEW WEEKS,
AND TC AND I ARE DOIN' LAST MINUTE TWEAKS
TO SOME OF THE VOCALS
BECAUSE SHE'S A PERFECTIONIST,
AND SO IS TC A LITTLE BIT.
I'M EXTREMELY NERVOUS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE DETAIL.
- YOU KNOW, I JUST WANNA GET-- MAKE SURE WE GET A GOOD,
UH, ENTRANCE.
YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'?
'CAUSE WE CAN ALWAYS TWEAK THE END.
- ARE YOU SURE? - YES.
- OKAY, GREAT. - HOW MANY SONGS HAVE WE DONE?
- CALM THE [deleted] DOWN, NOW.
[laughter] - OH, MY GOD!
- I'M JUST ASKIN' A QUESTION AROUND THIS MOTHER [deleted]!
CHILL!
- LOOK, TAMAR.
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOOKS.
IT AIN'T-- THIS IS WHAT WE DO.
DON'T MEAN ANYTHING.
- WELL, WHAT HAP-- WELL, WHAT HAPPENED WAS,
I WASN'T ALLOWED TO CUSS MY WHOLE PREGNANCY,
SO I'M MAKING UP FOR IT NOW-- I'M SORRY.
- NO, YOU CUSSED ME OUT WHEN YOU WAS PREGNANT,
WHEN YOU WAS IN THE BOOTH.
DIDN'T SHE DO THAT?
SHE SAID, "BUT, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"I JUST DON'T GIVE A [deleted]."
[laughter] - I SAID--
I SAID, "WELL, WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK TO US
"WHEN YOU START GIVIN' A [deleted]?"
AND THEN, THAT WAS THE END OF THE SESSION
UNTIL SHE GOT HERSELF TOGETHER.
- I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER THAT.
SO, WE'RE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SESSION,
AND TERRELL GOT A EMAIL FROM THE GRAPHIC DESIGNER AT EPIC
THAT'S WORKIN' ON THE ALBUM COVER.
MOVE THAT DOWN-- MOVE THAT DOWN-- CONNECT THAT.
UH, YOU CAN SEE THE PICTURE.
SHE WANTS ME TO LOOK AT SOME MOCK UPS OF THESE DIFFERENT
VERSIONS THAT WE CAME UP WITH, JUST TO GET OUR FEEDBACK.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE WHY SINCE, YOU KNOW, I NEVER GET
THE FINAL DECISION ANYWAY WHEN IT COMES TO MY ALBUM.
IT'S ALWAYS VINCENT HERBERT.
TURN 'EM AROUND.
LOOK AT MY ALBUM COVER.
STUPID!
- YEAH, IT'S-IT'S DIFFERENT. - YOU SAID YOU LOVE IT.
WELL, TELL ME WHY YOU LOVE IT.
- IT'S NOT-- IT'S NOT GENRE DRIVEN.
- IF THERE WAS A BIGGER FONT TO WHERE YOU COULD SEE MORE
OF YOU, LIKE, THAT'S DOPE.
I-I-- THAT'S WHAT I WAS SAYIN'.
- THAT'S NOT BEAT TO ME.
- I JUST LIKE IT BECAUSE THERE'S NO GENRE LINES.
- YOU-YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SINGIN'.
- YOU SAY THAT PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW--
BUT, THE CONSUMER GONNA PASS.
YOU HAVE BETTER CHANCE FISHIN' AND CATCHIN' MORE PEOPLE
WHO DON'T KNOW THAN THE PEOPLE WHO KNOW.
- EXACTLY. - THAT'S MY OPINION.
WHEN YOU PICK IT UP, YOU'RE NOT GONNA KNOW.
YOU HAVE TO PICK IT UP TO-TO-TO GET TO IT.
- TO SEE WHAT'S IN IT. - RIGHT.
AND THE PEOPLE THAT'S DRIVING TO IT DIGITALLY,
THEY'RE TYPIN' IN "TAMAR BRAXTON."
IT'S VERY RACY-- IT'S VERY DRIVEN.
IT'S NOT JUST A REGULAR R&B ALBUM,
WHERE SOMEBODY'S LIKE THIS.
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT.
IT GOTTA BE FLY-- IT GOTTA BE LAID OUT RIGHT.
THE ARTWORK, THE COLORS, IT DRAWS THE EYE.
IF YOU SEE SOMETHIN' ON THE SHELF, AND THEN YOU SEE
A BRIGHT RED LOGO, YOU-YOU'RE AUTOMATICALLY GONNA LOOK AT IT
AND SAY, "HEY, WHAT IS THAT?"
- I PERSONALLY THINK THE CUTOUT OF THE WHOLE THING
IS VERY, VERY DISRESPECTFUL,
AND IT LOOK LIKE A PIECE OF ART,
IF YOU ASK ME.
- WHEN I FIRST SAW THE ARTWORK, IT LOOKED GREAT.
I THOUGHT IT WAS WONDERFUL.
- IT AIN'T LIKE I DON'T LIKE THE ALBUM COVER.
IT'S LIKE YOU JUST DON'T SEE ENOUGH OF MY FACE.
I WANNA MODIFY SOME THINGS, SO YOU CAN SEE MORE OF ME.
SINCE THIS IS MY ALBUM AND STUFF, YOU SHOULD SEE ME.
AND THEN, MAKE SURE SHE PUT "FEATURING VINCENT HERBERT,"
SINCE HE'S MAKING ALL THE DECISIONS
ABOUT WHAT MY ALBUM COVER NEEDS TO LOOK LIKE.
I JUST THOUGHT THIS WAS MY RECORD, MY CHOICE.
I DON'T KNOW.
BUT, GO AHEAD.
NO SHADE FOR SHADE.
- OH, I TELL YOU-- YOU COULDN'T BEAT THIS DAY
FOR A WALK BECAUSE THIS IS ABSOLUTELY A BEAUTIFUL DAY.
- MMM-HMM.
MY EX-HUSBAND FLEW IN TO VISIT THE BABY.
SO, WHILE TAMAR IS WORKING, SHE ASKED HER DAD AND I
TO WATCH LOGAN.
- PADDY CAKE, PADDY CAKE, BAKER'S MAN,
ROLL 'EM IN, AND ROLL 'EM IN, AND THROW 'EM IN THE PAN.
LOOK.
SEE, LOOK AT HIM LOOKIN' AT HIS GRANDFATHER--
ISN'T THAT SOMETHIN'?
- YEAH-- YES. - FROM SIX COME TWELVE.
- ISN'T THAT SOMETHIN'? - YEAH.
- TWELVE GRANDBABIES-- CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT.
- YEAH.
- WATCHIN' BRAXTON WITH LOGAN, I REALLY FELT REALLY GOOD
ABOUT IT BECAUSE IRREGARDLESS WHAT HAS HAPPENED
BETWEEN BRAXTON AND, LOGAN DESERVES TO SPEND TIME
WITH HIS GRANDFATHER.
I WOULD NEVER TAKE THIS AWAY FROM HIM.
- WHO WOULD THINK WE MADE SIX BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED CHILD?
- I KNOW.
AIN'T GOD GOOD? - IT'S AMAZING, ISN'T IT?
- I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH, SOMETIME THEY ACT A FOOL.
- THEY GOT THAT FROM ME, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW.
- YEAH, THAT'S TRUE.
[laughter] I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT!
- REMEMBER, WE USED TO WALK OUR KIDS IN THE PARK?
EVERYBODY HAD A GOOD TIME BUT TONI,
'CAUSE SHE WAS AFRAID OF THE INSECTS.
[laughter]
- MICHAEL, AT ONE TIME, HE WAS A GOOD FATHER.
HE CHANGED THEIR DIAPERS.
HE MADE MILK FOR THEM.
HE FED THEM, AND SO ON, AND SO FORTH.
AND, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, WE CAME A MIGHTY LONG WAY.
YOU KNOW, GOD BEEN GOOD.
- YEAH, GOD IS GOOD.
- AND, YOU KNOW, WE-WE BOTH COULD BE A LITTLE DECREPIT
AND NOT ABLE TO GET AROUND GOOD, BUT--
MICHAEL, MICHAEL, MICHAEL!
- BUT-BUT, LOOK-- BUT, LOOK GOOD-- LOOK GOOD.
- YOU KNOW, YOU ALWAYS BRING UP THAT KIND OF STUFF.
- YOU'RE NOT WA-- - IS THAT ON YOUR MIND ALL THE TIME?
- YOU'RE NOT WALKING ON A CANE,
AND I'M NOT PUSHING YOU A WHEELCHAIR.
- OH, LORDY!
SOMETIME, MICHAEL, THE THINGS HE SAYS IS JUST BOGGLIN'--
MIND BOGGLIN'.
- YOU'RE DIABETES IS DOING GOOD.
- PHEW...
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME TO GET OLDER,
BUT I DON'T NEED FOR ANYONE TO TELL ME
I'M GONNA END UP IN A WHEELCHAIR,
FOR GOD SAKES.
- YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE-- - BRAXTON-BRAXTON,
YOU GOTTA STOP TALKIN' ABOUT ALL THAT NEGATIVE STUFF.
- OH. - ABOUT THE CANE,
AND THE PUSHIN', AND THE SICK AND DECREPIT--
BOY, LET'S GO.
[laughter] LET'S GO.
YOU TIRED OF TALKIN' TO POP-POP?
HE'S TIRED OF TALKIN' TO YOU.
- YOU KNOW, I THINK HE LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE ME.
- THAT BABY LOOK NOTHIN' LIKE YOU.
♪
- I'M NOT WEARING THIS-- LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S SPLIT ALL THE WAY UP TO THE THING.
- WELL, YOU KNOW, WE COULD TA-TA-TA-TA-TA.
I GOT MY SEWING MACHINE AND EVERYTHING.
- WHO SEWS? - WHAT YOU MEAN?
- HE DON'T SEW, BUT HE GOT SOME HOT GLUE.
- HATE.
- I'M SO, SO SUPER EXCITED BECAUSE THIS IS MY FIRST
"EBONY" COVER SHOOT.
I'M NOT UPSET THAT I HAVE TO SHARE IT
WITH MY BABY LOGAN BECAUSE HE'S ACTUALLY CUTE, OKAY?
IT'S GONNA BE SUPER FUN, AND HE'S SO CUTE
AND HAS CUTE-CUTE- CUTE-CUTE CLOTHES,
AND SO DO I, AND I'M JUST EXCITED.
- TWO-- THEM BRAXTON GIRLS KNOW HOW TO POSE.
- YES, GOD-- M'KAY.
- HEY, CAN I COME IN?
- LET ME TAKE PICTURES. - OOH, THAT'S PRETTY ON YOU.
- YOU LIKE THAT? - I LIKE THAT-- I DO.
LET ME SEE IT-- OH, I LIKE THE BELT.
DID WE TRY ON CAS, THOUGH?
- WE DIDN'T DO CASUAL. - CAN WE DO CAS?
- SURE. - OKAY.
- WE HAVE THE EDITOR-IN-CHIEF OF THE MAGAZINE, AMY,
HERE FROM NEW YORK, MAKING SURE THAT HER COVER
IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE WANTS.
- VINCE AND LOGAN IS HERE.
- HELLO.
- HI, PUMPKIN.
HI, LOGES. - WOW!
- OH, RIGHT HERE YOU GO. - WATCH MOMMY'S SHOES.
DON'T ROLL OVER LOUBOUTINS.
[laughter]
- HE'S LIKE, "THOSE ARE NOT IMPORTANT--
"ONLY I AM."
- IT'S ALL IMPORTANT. - HE'S GETTIN' BIG FAST.
- YEAH, HE HIS. - RIGHT-- BIG BOY.
- DO YOU SEE HIS FATHER?
[laughter]
♪
- SO, IS THIS A ALL DAY THING FOR LOGAN?
- NO, LOGAN AIN'T DOIN' NO SHOOT ALL DAY.
HE DON'T PLAY THAT.
HE PRETTY MUCH TOLD US THAT DURING THE FIRST SHOOT.
[laughter]
- HE HAS HIS FATHER'S PERSONALITY.
HE JUST LIKE VINCE.
HE DON'T FEATURE THAT, YOU KNOW, ALL THE--
ALL THE PICTURES, AND CAMERAS, AND STUFF.
HE WILL, EVENTUALLY.
YOU KNOW, HE'LL UNDERSTAND IT, BY AND BY, YOU KNOW?
- NO, HE WON'T-- HE WON'T-- HE'LL BE--
- HE'LL GET IT. - HE WON'T BE INTO THAT.
- LET'S GET HIM ON SET, 'CAUSE WE AIN'T GOT THAT LONG.
- IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY.
- COMING UP, ON "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
- OKAY.
- AW, WHEN DID HE START THAT SCREAMIN'?
- LET'S TALK ABOUT A PUSH GIFT.
DID-DID WE-- DID WE GET A PUSH GIFT?
- I AIN'T GET MY PUSH GIFT YET,
AND I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT.
IT'S A VERY SENSITIVE SUBJECT.
♪
YA'LL NEED TO ASK VINCE WHY I HAVE NOT GOTTEN
MY PUSH GIFT.
- WHAT DO YOU WANT AS A PUSH GIFT?
- WELL, I DON'T WANNA SAY ON CAMERA,
'CAUSE I'M GONNA SOUND--
[laughter]
- STILL LOOKIN' FOR MY PUSH GIFT, HONEY,
AND EVERYBODY KEEPS ASKING ME WHAT DID I GET.
- WHAT DO YOU THINK IS GONNA BE YOUR PUSH GIFT?
- YOU ASKED HER THIS QUESTION YESTERDAY.
- I'M VERY FRUSTRATED ABOUT MY PUSH GIFT.
- AND-AND WE'RE - AND WE'RE GONNA ASK YOU TO GET
THE PUSH GIFT, SINCE YOU GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS ABOUT IT.
- VINCE SAID, "DO YOU WANT FURNITURE OR A PUSH GIFT?"
I SAID, "I DON'T KNOW.
"I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE BOTH."
I NEED MY PUSH GIFT, NOW.
COME ON-- EARRINGS, WATCH, NECKLACE,
SOMETHIN', LIP GLOSS-- I NEED SOMETHIN'.
- SO, YOU'RE BEING A GOLD DIGGER?
- I REALLY WANNA KNOW WHY THE HELL I DON'T HAVE IT.
LIKE, THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL NOW.
LIKE, MY BABY IS DAMN NEAR FOUR YEARS OLD.
WHERE'S MY PUSH GIFT?
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
[Logan crying] - I KNOW.
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.
IT'S OKAY-- IT'S OKAY.
- OH, LOGAN. - WE'LL TAKE IT OFF.
THIS IS VINCENT HERBERT IN A TINY BODY.
MOMMY LIKES A COUTURE CHILD.
LOGAN IS FINALLY DRESSED.
AND RIGHT NOW, HE NEEDS TO BE AWAKE.
I MEAN, HE'S ALWAYS EXTRA CUTE,
BUT IF I CAN JUST GET HIM TO WAKE UP,
THAT WOULD BE FABULOUS.
SAY, "HI, EVERYONE."
YOU READY FOR SOME PICTURES?
- THAT'S REALLY NICE, THAT DRESS, PERFECT.
JUST GET KINDA COMFORTABLE.
WE CAN KINDA CROP IN.
- ALL RIGHTY.
HI.
- YEAH. - OH, THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
COME ON, LOGAN!
LET'S SEE THOSE VELVET EYES.
- LOGAN, CAN I SEE SOME EYES?
NO?
- BEAUTIFUL-- THAT'S VELVET.
[laughter]
- YOUR MOTHER LOOKS BEAUTIFUL.
- HEY.
HEY.
WELL, DON'T CRY.
OPEN YOUR EYES FOR MOMMY,
JUST FOR A LITTLE WHILE, PLEASE?
- HOW MUCH MORE OF HIM WE GOTTA DO?
- YOU'RE NOT GONNA OPEN ONE EYE, LOGAN?
REALLY?
COME ON-- SMILE, LOGE.
HE CAN AT LEAST PARTICIPATE, SINCE I'M LETTIN' HIM,
YOU KNOW, BE ON THE COVER OF "EBONY" WITH ME.
- YOU LET-- THEY WANTED TO SHOOT HIM.
HE LET YOU BE ON THE COVER.
[laughter] - YOU TRIED IT.
- YEAH, HE LET YOU COME IN.
- PLEASE?
PLEASE?
PLEASE, LOGAN?
HE WON'T OPEN HIS EYES, AT ALL.
I JUST THINK THAT IT'S TIME FOR LOGAN TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK,
SO HE CAN OPEN HIS EYES AND BE THE SUPERSTAR SON
THAT I KNOW THAT HE IS.
- ALL RIGHT. - WE GOT A LOT.
- AW, WHEN DID HE START THAT SCREAMIN'?
OH-- AH!
- OKAY.
[chatter]
- OKAY. - YEAH, GOOD.
- LOOK AT MY BABY-- LORD HAVE MERCY.
[laughter] WHAT'S HAPPENING?
- HE'S LIKE-- IT'S HIS COVER MOMENT.
HE'S NOT FEELING IT.
[Logan fussing] - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, MOMMY'S-- ALL RIGHT, MOMMY'S BABY.
- YOU'RE GONNA MESS YOUR CLOTHES UP.
HE'S GONNA SPIT UP ON YOU.
- HI, POOKIE-LUKEY.
- HE LIKES TO LAY HIS HEAD DOWN.
HE'S GONNA SPIT UP ON YOU.
YOU NEED HELP? - NO, BABY.
- OKAY.
- BABY, DIDN'T YOU JUST HEAR HIM FUSSIN'
WHILE HE WAS LAYIN' DOWN?
- BUT, WE'RE SAYIN' GIVE HIM TO ME OR MOM
BEFORE YOU MESS YOUR CLOTHES UP.
- OKAY.
HI, BABY.
WHY YOU SO AGGRAVATED?
- AM I WHAT? - AGGRAVATED.
- 'CAUSE WE'RE TRYING TO FIX STUFF,
AND YOU BE PLAYIN' WITH IT.
- WHAT DID I DO? - NOTHIN'.
WHAT'D YOU SAY, MOM?
- LOGAN IS EVERYTHING LIKE THIS FATHER.
IF HE DON'T FEEL LIKE DOIN' SOMETHIN',
HE JUST DON'T DO IT, AND THERE'S NOTHIN' YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
- HE WAS A LITTLE CRANKY, A LITTLE TIRED.
- I CANNOT BELIEVE LOGAN, RIGHT NOW.
- THAT'S OKAY.
HE'S A BABY, FOR GOD SAKES.
- HE'S NOT IN THE MOOD.
- NOT TODAY, MOMMY, NOT TODAY.
- IF WE DO A SOLO, STANDING
KIN-KINDA END OF THE DIVING BOARD.
- THE END OF THE WHO?
- DIVING BOARD.
- YOU'RE JOKING.
- YOU SHOULD BE-- YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR.
STARS DO THINGS LIKE THAT.
GET UP-- COME ON.
LOOK.
♪
- OH, THAT'S FINE.
- ONCE I SEE IT, I'M STILL SCARED.
I DON'T WANNA DO IT.
BUT, YOU KNOW, I'M A PROFESSIONAL.
AND, YOU KNOW, I'M ALMOST PERFECT.
SO, THEREFORE, I HAVE TO TRY IT.
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU KNOW,
BUT I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
- THIS AIN'T HIGH.
- AND I KNOW IT'S NOT THAT HIGH, BUT I'M A REAL SUCKER.
- I'LL STAND UP-- I'LL STAND UP HERE WITH YOU FIRST.
COME ON.
- DO YOU NEED HELP? - OKAY-- OKAY.
I'M JUST GONNA DIVE RIGHT IN.
I MEAN, NOT LITERALLY, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
- JEEZ! - WATCH YOUR DRESS, BABE.
- TURN AROUND.
YEAH-- YOU'RE ALREADY THERE, RIGHT THERE.
- THAT'S GORGEOUS.
- YOU SEE WHAT I'M SAYIN'? - YOU LIKE THAT?
- THIS IS-- I THINK, WITH THIS POOL AND THIS RIGHT HERE...
- NO-NO, I DON'T WANNA GET DOWN,
'CAUSE I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO GET BACK UP.
- OKAY.
- YOU CAN SING TO ME.
- SING TO HER.
- I-I DON'T HAVE A SONG, RIGHT NOW.
- YOU GOT A SONG IN YOUR HEART.
- YOU-YOU GOT-- - YOU ALWAYS GOT A SONG IN YOUR HEART.
- I WANNA-- WE'RE GONNA HEAR YOU SING, RIGHT QUICK.
- AHEM.
- COME ON.
- UH, WHICH ONE?
- MAKE UP SOMETHIN'. - MMM.
YOU WANT ME TO RAP IT? - YEP, BUST IT.
- MMM-- ALL RIGHT, HIT ME UP FOR THE BEAT.
[beat boxing] - MMM.
NOW, I KNOW YOU DIDN'T THINK THAT THIS WHITE BOY GOT SKILLS,
BUT THAT REAL YELLOW DRESS IS LOOKIN' PRETTY ILL.
SHE GOT A NEW BABY.
IT'S LIKE CHICKEN AND GRAVY.
I GET THAT [deleted] UP ON MY SOUP-- IT'S NOT GONNA WORK.
[laughter] - HEY!
YOU DID THAT.
- WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?
- YOU DID THAT!
- SO, I JUST CALLED YOUR BABY SOUP AND GRAVY.
- THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THAT MEANS HE'S YUMMY AND DELICIOUS.
- MMM. - WE SOP HIM UP LIKE A BISCUIT, ALL RIGHT?
[laughter] - I'M RIGHT THERE WIT' YOU.
I GOT THE CONCEPT.
- ALL RIGHT, YOU WON THAT ROUND.
- I THINK HE HAD A LITTLE, YOU KNOW, A LITTLE FLOW
ABOUT HIMSELF.
YOU KNOW, A LITTLE ANGLO-SAXON FLOW.
HE DID THAT.
- LET ME SEE HOW THIS LOOKS.
TURN TO ME, BABE.
- THAT'S IT, RIGHT THERE-- THAT'S IT.
♪
- OH, YEAH-- THERE YOU GO.
HOLD ON-- READY-- ONE, TWO, GO.
GOOD.
OH!
- TYRA TAUGHT ME THAT.
TYRA SAID, "DO THAT, AND THAT, AND THAT, AND LONG NECK."
[laughter] - DO IT, AGAIN.
ONE, TWO, GOOD-- LEE?
- CAN YOU GO HIGHER?
OH, MY GOD!
HOLD ON-- WAIT FOR IT.
♪
- DON'T FALL IN THAT POOL.
- PLEASE? - GOD, NO.
I'M GOIN' THAT WAY.
- OH, THAT WAS GORGEOUS. - OH, MY GOD!
- YEAH. - OH, THAT'S GORGEOUS.
- WHOO! - OH, OKAY.
- VERY COOL.
- OKAY-- NOW, WHERE'S MY MUNCHKIN?
- WHERE'S HER BABY?
- THAT WAS GOOD. - OH, THANKS.
- THAT WAS MONEY. - THAT RAP WAS JAMMIN'.
- THAT'S GONNA BE-- - HERE HE IS.
HERE'S MY LOGAN.
- SEE? - SAY, "I'M HAPPY."
- WHAT'S UP, MAN?
- SAY, "HI."
- OOH, THERE'S HIS EYES.
LET'S-LET'S GET INTO THIS.
- "THEY'RE LOOKIN' AT ME."
- WE AIN'T GOT THAT LONG.
- AIN'T NOBODY GOT NO TIME FOR THAT.
- LOGAN?
YEAH, LIKE THAT-- GOOD-GOOD-GOOD.
READY?
- AW.
- YEAH, JUST LIKE THAT.
- LOGAN?
- HI, MAMA'S BOY.
LOGAN!
LOGAN!
- HEY, LITTLE GUY.
HEY, LOGAN-- HEY.
- THERE HE IS.
- OH, GOOD!
- COME SEE LOGAN.
LET'S SEE LOGAN.
GOD, YOU LOOK LIKE TONI.
- REALLY BEAUTIFUL.
- LOGAN'S A GORGEOUS BABY, OKAY?
THERE'S NOT A LOT OF TIMES PEOPLE KIDS BE GORGEOUS,
ESPECIALLY BABIES.
THEY BE KINDA, YOU KNOW, MMM, UH-UH.
- TAMAR. - I'M JUST BEIN' HONEST.
I AIN'T CALLIN' NOBODY-- - OKAY.
- I DIDN'T USE THE "U" WORD.
I SAID, "UH-UH, UH-UH-UH."
- BUT, YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THOUGH, BABE.
- THEY JUST BE LOOKIN' KINDA, YOU KNOW.
- WOW. - BUT, HE REAL CUTE.
I-I PRAYED FOR A CUTE BABY.
HI!
NOW, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MOMMY.
- HANDSOME.
- NOW, YOU'RE LOOKIN' AT MOMMY.
COMING UP, ON "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
- TAMAR WANTS ANOTHER CAR.
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER CAR.
- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHIN'?
- DEFINITELY DON'T NEED ANOTHER CAR.
- HE-- - MY GOD!
YA'LL HAVE 13 CARS!
- APRIL, YOU'RE BEIN' SHADY MCGRADY.
- I'M NOT BEIN' SHADY!
♪ YOU'RE MY MONDAY AND MY FRIDAY ♪
♪ OH OH OH OH ♪
♪
♪
- GOD, NO!
IS THIS THE LAST SUPPER?
[laughter]
- IS THIS WHERE JESUS ATE AT?
- WELL, WE HAVE A BIG TABLE BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,
WE'RE DOIN' BIG THINGS.
- WE'RE DOIN'--
[laughter]
- YES, I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT.
I APOLOGIZE.
I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE THIRSTY.
UH, I RECOMMEND OUR RASPBERRY MOJITO, IF YOU'D LIKE.
- I ACTUALLY WAS GONNA GET A WATERMELON MARTINI THIS EVENIN'.
- OH, WAIT-- SHE'S BACK ON THE SCENE.
- OKAY, I CAN-- I CAN MAKE AN EXCELLENT ONE
WITH A SUGAR RIM, IF YOU'D LIKE.
- BUT, WE-WE STILL NEED A BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE
TO CELEBRATE.
TONIGHT, WE'RE GETTIN' TOGETHER WITH-
WITH LASHAWN AND APRIL TO CATCH UP
AND ACTUALLY JUST HAVE A TOAST ABOUT THE BABY,
'CAUSE THEY COULDN'T BE THERE WHEN WE HAD THE CHILD.
SO, WE'RE LOOKIN' FORWARD TO GETTING TOGETHER
WITH LASHAWN AND APRIL.
- AMERICA'S FAVORITE COUPLE.
- WE HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, HEALTHY BABY.
- AND THEY TRIED TO SAY NO-- - AND TAMAR HAD A--
AN INCREDIBLE-INCREDIBLE, YOU KNOW, DELIVERY.
- DELIVERY. - IT WAS JUST--
IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL. - OH, MY GOD.
- I DROPPED DOWN AND GOT MY EAGLE ON.
I DIDN'T EVEN CARE.
[laughter]
- AND I HAD TO TELL TAMAR SOMEWHAT--
SHE WAS DELIVERING AND, UM, UM, I MEAN, GOING THROUGH
A DELIVERY, AND I FORGOT I TOLD HER THIS.
- 'CAUSE LET ME TELL YOU-- - WHAT DID HE SAY?
- YOU KNOW, LIKE, WHEN YOU ARE PUSHING, AND YOU'RE TIRED,
AND, YOU KNOW IT'S LIKE, OKAY, I-- YOU WANT IT OVER WITH.
- MMM-HMM-- MMM-HMM.
- AND SO, I WAS JUST TELLIN' DR. JACKIE-- I WAS LIKE,
"YOU KNOW WHAT?
"JUST CUT ME-- I CAN'T.
"LIKE, THIS IS NOT WORKING."
AND DO YOU KNOW THAT I THOUGHT HE WAS BENDIN' OVER
TO GIVE ME A HUG?
DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MAN SAID?
[laughter]
- OKAY.
- TO ME, ON THE DELIVERY BED?
- WHAT DID HE-- VINCE, DON'T LET ME-- WHAT DID HE SAY?
- "YOU'RE NOT GETTIN' A C-SECTION.
"FORGET ABOUT IT."
- AND THE GRACE OF GOD TALKED TO ME.
I WHISPERED SOMETHIN' TO HER.
- THAT WAS THE GRACE OF GOD THAT YOU WHISPERED TO ME?
- YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU WAS READY QUIT.
- YOU KNOW WHAT HE WHISPERED TO ME?
HE SAID, "FORGET ABOUT BEING CUT.
"YOU HAVE A SHOW TO DO IN 20 DAYS."
- I WAS TALK-- GOD WAS TALKIN' TO ME.
YOU KNOW, IT'S-IT'S, UH, HE WAS SPEAKIN' THROUGH ME.
- WHATEVER, JACK.
- BUT, WAIT A MINUTE.
WHY? - WHY?
- BE-- HE DIDN'T WANT ME TO GET A C-SECTION BECAUSE--
- THE RECOVERY?
- THAT WOULD PUT ME OUT OF WORK FOR SIX WEEKS,
AND HE SAID, "NO-NO, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
"YOU'RE BOOKED." - YEAH, WE CAN'T DO THAT.
- SHE PROBABLY WOULDA BEEN OUT A EXTRA WEEK.
BUT, AFTER TWO WEEKS, YOU'RE PRETTY MUCH, UH, YOU KNOW.
- THEY DIDN'T HAVE A WEEK TO SPARE.
- THEY DIDN'T HAVE A WEEK-- HE'S LIKE, "NO."
- THEY DIDN'T HAVE A WEEK. - IKE WASN'T HAVIN' IT?
- THAT WEEK-- THAT WEEK-- THAT WEEK WAS NEEDED.
- THIS GIRL SAID SHE WANTED TO WORK LIKE THIS.
- SHE DEFINITELY SAID IT-- DEFINITELY SAID IT.
- I WORKED UP UNTIL THE DAY I WENT TO THE HOSPITAL.
- WELL, LET ME SAY THIS,
WHO ELSE IS WORKIN' LIKE THAT?
MARTY, YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE IN THE GAME.
- JESUS, HE'S WORKIN' LIKE-- AH!
- I WILL TELL IT.
[laughter]
- YOU GOT SOMETHIN' ON YOUR BUTT.
- OH, I DONE CAUGHT-- I DON'T CAUGHT IT!
- YOU CAUGHT IT.
[laughter] - YA'LL ARE CRAZY.
- IT GOT ON ME-- IT GOT ON ME.
AH, WE DID IT.
ALL RIGHT.
NOW, V.H., THIS IS WHAT I WANNA TALK--
'CAUSE THIS IS THE PEOPLE-- I'M THE VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
- MMM-HMM.
- SHE HAD THE BABY-- THE BABY HERE.
- YEP.
- LET'S TALK ABOUT A PUSH GIFT.
DID WE-- DID WE-- DID WE GET A PUSH GIFT?
- I DIDN'T GET NOTHIN'! - WHOA-- WHOA!
- LET ME EXPLAIN TO YA'LL. - EASY-- EASY!
- AND SHE HAD NATURAL, AND YOU DIDN'T GET A PUSH GIFT?
EVERY WOMAN THAT HAS A BABY, WHETHER IT'S A C-SECTION
OR WHETHER IT'S NATURAL, DESERVES A PUSH GIFT.
AND, ON TOP OF THAT, SHE DESERVES TEN PUSH GIFTS
BECAUSE SHE HAD TO GO BACK TO WORK.
- TAMAR WANTS ANOTHER CAR.
WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER CAR.
- CAN I JUST SAY SOMETHIN'?
- YOU DEFINITELY DON'T NEED A CAR.
- HE-- - MY GOD, YA'LL HAVE 13 CARS!
THERE'S TWO OF YA'LL.
- BUT, MARTY LIKES CARS. - APRIL?
- NOW, YOU KNOW.
- APRIL, YOU'RE BEIN' SHADY MCGRADY.
- I'M NOT BEIN' SHADY!
- HOW ABOUT THIS PUSH GIFT?
- SHE COULDN'T GET NO C-SECTION. - WOW!
- LET ME EXPLAIN TO YA'LL ABOUT THIS PUSH GIFT.
- SET IT UP, V. - I'M ABOUT TO SET IT ALL UP, RIGHT NOW.
- OKAY. - SET IT UP, RIGHT QUICK.
V.H. ABOUT TO SET UP A PUSH GIFT.
- I WANT YA'LL TO COME AROUND AND PUSH YA'LL NOSES
AROUND THAT 26,000 SQUARE FOOT HOUSE SHE LIVIN' UP IN
ON THE TOP OF THE HILL, OKAY?
[laughter] - LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!
- YOU NEED A HOUSE TO LIVE IN.
THAT AIN'T NO PUSH GIFT.
- NO, WE DON'T-- WE DON'T-- WE DON'T NEED THAT HOUSE.
- WHAT? - WE DON'T NEED THAT HOUSE.
[laughter] - I'M SORRY.
YOU BOUGHT THAT HOUSE BEFORE I GOT PREGNANT.
- NO, YOU WAS PREGNANT. - YES.
- YOU GOT PREGNANT THE DAY YOU FOUND OUT ABOUT THE HOUSE.
[laughter] - I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO HAVE A NICE PUSH GIFT
BECAUSE I DESERVE ONE.
- TAMAR, PUSH AROUND ALL THIS FURNITURE IN THIS HOUSE.
- IT DOESN'T MATTER. - EXACTLY.
- WE HAVE TO SIT DOWN ON SOMETHIN' ANYWAY.
- I CAN SIT DOWN IN ONE CHAIR.
- WHAT DOES THE FURNITURE HAVE TO DO WITH SOME DIAMONDS?
- DIAMONDS? - YES.
- YOU GOT ENOUGH DIAMONDS.
- NO, SHE NEVER HAS ENOUGH DIAMONDS.
- OH, MY GOD... READ ON, PLEASE.
- THAT'S A SHAME!
- THAT IS-- I'M JUST SAYIN', THOUGH.
- THAT-THAT IS YOUR PUSH GIFT.
- CAN WE GET AN APPLAUSE?
CAN THE CHURCH SAY, "AMEN?"
- AMEN!
- THAT'S A-- THAT'S-THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL GIFT.
- NO, THAT'S NOT A PUSH GIFT.
- THAT'S A PUSH GIFT.
- WHERE'S MY GIFT?
I NEED A PUSH GIFT FOR NOT GETTING A PUSH GIFT.
- CHEERS, GUYS.
- LORD, THY GOD, PLEASE, LET ME GET A GOOD BUZZ
AND MAKE ME SKINNY.
HALLE-LOO!
- LORD, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GONNA GRANT THAT.
- AIN'T NOTHIN' WRONG WITH A BUZZ.
HE SERVED WINE AT THE WEDDING FOR THAT FACT.
[laughter]
- COMING UP, ON THE NEXT "TAMAR AND VINCE"...
I'M LISTENING TO THE CHOREOGRAPHER!
- ARE YOU THE CHOREOGRAPHER?
ARE YOU SURE?
TERRELL'S WORKIN' ON MY LAST DAMN NERVE
- GET IT TOGETHER, TAMAR.
- YOU REALLY MAKE ME SICK.
STAY OUT OF MY FACE, BOY.
DON'T PLAY WITH ME LIKE THAT.
YOU PUT YOUR ARM IN MY FACE FIRST.
- NO, YOU-YOU GOTTA DO ALL THAT.
- STOP, VINCE!
- IT'S GOOD TO BE A PARENT, NOW.
- I FEEL BAD AND GUILTY ALL THE TIME.
WHEN DOES THE GUILT GO AWAY?
- IT NEVER GOES AWAY.
- REALLY?
- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MISS TAMAR BRAXTON!
[cheering]