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She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny
She looks down her nose at money She gets it on like the Easter Bunny
She's my baby I'm her honey I'm never gonna let her go
He ain't got laid in a month of Sundays I caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies
He ain't too sharp but he gets things done Drinks his beer like it's oxygen
He's my baby And I'm his honey
Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes.
She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her ***
She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when shaves her legs
She takes a lickin' And keeps on tickin'
I'm never gonna let her go.
He's got more balls than a big brass monkey He's a wacked out werido and a lovebug junkie
Sly as a fox and crazy as a loon Payday comes and he's howlin' at the moon
He's my baby I don't mean maybe Never gonna let him go
In spite of ourselves We'll end up a'sittin' on a rainbow
Against all odds Honey, we're the big door prize
We're gonna spite our noses Right off of our faces
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes.
There won't be nothin' but big old hearts Dancin' in our eyes.