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This is, a new phone
This is "CARC" only $80.
From 7-11
You can dismantle it,and then put it back
CAN YOURS DO THIS?!
See? Yours can't!
See,this *** is so small,I can hide it in my hair
(Mumble...Mumble...)
See? It won't be easily blown away
Buy this ***,Give you free cover =)
See!See?! Won't kena blow away
So small,It can be hidden in my dic..pants!
Remember,it's CARC from CHI-*** YI(7-11)
You tell the counter:
"CARC!!!!! Can I buy Vanguard? Carc?"
He will then give you this *** for $80
So small,It can be hidden in his ***
He will then die of laughter
You can use this in exams
Teacher's will think that it's a calculator
Then you "An-an-an-an-an Message message"?
Then,it can be stuffed into the visualiser
You press,press, EVERYONE can see your ***
This *** is the best *** in the world
MUST BUY! OFFER $80!!!!!
NO more Singtel,NO more Starhub...
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