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[upbeat music]
♪ ♪
[cheering]
- ALL RIGHT!
- THE MEGA YACHT IS THE ULTIMATE FLOATING PLAYGROUND
FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS.
- OWW!
- NORMALLY, WHEN PEOPLE SEE THESE BOATS,
THEY THINK ABOUT THE DEMANDING...
- MY SAKE IS H--NOW HOT.
- OR CRAZY MILLIONAIRES WHO OWN IT.
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT ANYMORE!
YOU'RE REALLY AGGRAVATING ME!
I WANTED EGGS! THAT'S IT!
- BUT WHAT THEY DON'T THINK ABOUT
IS WHO'S CLEANING, WHO'S COOKING,
WHO'S MAINTAINING THE EXTERIOR,
AND THAT WOULD BE US, THE YACHTIES.
[upbeat music]
- LET'S GO TO WORK!
OUR JOB IS GREAT.
BASICALLY, WE HANG OUT ALL DAY IN PARADISE,
PLAY WITH EXPENSIVE TOYS,
AND SOMEBODY ELSE PICKS UP THE TAB.
- TO SAILIN' THE SEVEN SEAS!
I'M NOT SITTING IN AN OFFICE
FROM 9:00 TO 5:00, IN A CUBICLE.
YEAH, MY HOURS ARE SOMETIMES CRAZY,
BUT I'M IN PARADISE.
- OWW!
WHEN THIS OPPORTUNITY CAME UP
TO LEAVE MY OFFICE JOB AND GO AND WORK ON A YACHT,
I HAD TO TAKE IT.
- COME HERE NOW.
IT BOTHERS ME WHEN PEOPLE HALF-*** THINGS.
I NEED YOU TO BE WORKING RIGHT NOW.
MY WORK ETHIC IS, GET THE JOB DONE.
- THE DIFFICULTY LEVEL ON A YACHT
IS DEFINITELY HIGHER THAN IN A RESTAURANT.
HALF AN HOUR. YEAH, SURE.
THERE WILL BE MISTAKES.
- EITHER YOU STEP YOUR GAME UP,
OR WE'LL REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE ELSE, YOU KNOW?
THAT'S THE WAY IT IS.
THIS IS MY LIVELIHOOD. THIS IS MY CAREER.
I TAKE IT VERY, VERY SERIOUSLY.
- WE ALL GET SIX TO EIGHT HOURS OF SLEEP ON A GIVEN NIGHT,
JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.
IF YOUR [bleep] BODY HURTS, TAKE SOME TYLENOL.
SUCK IT UP.
AS THE NEW GUY, I'VE GOT THE MOST TO PROVE.
I FEEL LIKE I DON'T WANT TO LET THESE GUYS DOWN.
- DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH!
I'M JUST HAPPY.
THIS IS FRICKIN' WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.
[laughter]
HAVIN' A GOOD TIME, A REAL GOOD TIME.
- [laughs]
- [groans]
- I SUGGEST YOU FIND ANOTHER SPOT TO SPEND THE NIGHT.
- OKAY.
- BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT WALKING BACK ON THE BOAT.
- LIVING ON A YACHT IS ALWAYS GONNA BE DIFFICULT.
HAVE YOU SEEN THIS BREAKFAST ORDER?
JUST WORK THIS. IT'S [bleep].
- WE WORK TOGETHER AND LIVE TOGETHER.
DO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW.
IT GETS STRESSFUL. IT GETS FRUSTRATING.
- I'M TIRED OF WORKING MYSELF, LITERALLY, TO THE BONE.
MY FINGERS ARE ALL CUT UP AND BLEEDING
'CAUSE I WORK MY [bleep] *** OFF ON THIS BOAT.
- YACHTING IS STRUCTURE. YACHTING IS CONTROL.
THIS IS BULL[bleep].
HIGH DRAMA ON THE HIGH SEAS.
HOPEFULLY, WE DON'T SCREW IT UP.
pbeat]
♪ ♪
- MY NAME'S LEE ROSBACH. I'M YOUR CAPTAIN.
I'VE GOT SOME RULES ABOUT CHARTER GUESTS.
YOU DON'T SOCIALIZE WITH THEM. THEY'RE NOT YOUR FRIENDS.
YOU NEED TO REMEMBER YOUR STATION ON THE BOAT.
YOUR STATION IS TO SERVE, OVER AND ABOVE.
IF SOMEBODY ASKS YOU TO GO PICK UP THEIR GLASSES,
CLEAN 'EM OFF BEFORE YOU HAND IT TO THEM.
ONE THING I WON'T TOLERATE
IS YOU GUYS GOING OVER YOUR DEPARTMENT'S HEAD.
- I THOUGHT I KNEW WHAT YACHTING WAS
BEFORE I APPLIED TO IT.
- OKAY, GUYS,
CHANGE CLOTHES AND LET'S FLIP IT, OKAY?
- HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT PERHAPS US GETTING WET,
JUST FOR A MILLISECOND BEFORE WE FLIP?
JUST LIKE A HALF A MINUTE?
- PROBABLY NOT GONNA WORK.
- DAMN.
YOU'RE IN PARADISE.
I THOUGHT I WOULD GET--
BE ABLE TO GET IN THE WATER A LOT MORE.
IF YOU WERE TO TELL ME,
"SAM, YOU CAN JUMP IN THE OCEAN
AS SOON AS YOU'RE DONE IRONING THOSE SHEETS,"
I GUARANTEE YOU THEY'D GET DONE TWICE AS FAST.
I HAVE A B.S. IN INDUSTRIAL ENGINEERING.
TRIGONOMETRY AND ALGEBRA AND ADVANCED CALCULUS,
CALC III, DIFFERENTIAL EQUATIONS,
ENGINEERING MATH I, II, III--
LIKE, I CAN FRICKIN' SOLVE ROCKETS, RIGHT?
I DESIGNED THE AVIONICS MOUNTING STRUCTURE
FOR THE ARES I ROCKET.
- THAT IS SWEET.
I ALMOST FEEL BAD ASKING FOR A PELLEGRINO.
- I DID JUST QUIT MY JOB TO BECOME A YACHTIE FULL-TIME.
OFFICE LIFE AND THE 9:00 TO 5:00
REALLY FELT LIKE IT WAS JUST KILLING ME.
- SAM, HOW YOU DOING, BABE?
- OH, YOU KNOW.
RUINING ALL OF OUR GUESTS' LAUNDRY, THE USUAL.
ALL RIGHT, GO!
- SAM'S AWESOME.
SHE'S SEXY, SHE'S ATHLETIC, SHE'S FUN.
- I JUST GOT, LIKE, THE MOST INGLORIOUS VIEW
OF JOSEPH'S BALL SAC.
- [laughs]
SAM'S AWESOME.
- SITTING IN HER BATHROBE.
- ANY SITUATION THAT COMES AROUND,
WE FIND A WAY TO LAUGH ABOUT IT.
- BUT YACHTING FOR YOU IS A [bleep] TERRIBLE IDEA.
- 'CAUSE I'M TOO EASY-GOING?
- NO. BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BE TOLD WHAT TO DO.
SAM IS JUST NOT DELIVERING.
SHE DOESN'T HAVE THAT SENSE OF URGENCY.
- GET UP AND GET SOME STUFF DONE.
I'M PRETTY SURE SHE HASN'T WORKED A SOLID, HARD DAY
IN HER ENTIRE LIFE.
LIKE, PHYSICAL LABOR, DOING THINGS.
I'M ALMOST POSITIVE OF IT.
I JUST ASKED YOU TO JUST BRING ME A PLATE.
- WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
IF YOU'RE GONNA BE RUDE TO ME,
I'M GONNA BE RUDE BACK TO YOU.
- JUST GIVE ME A PLATE. - CHILL, DUDE.
[bleep] CHILL.
I'M NOT GONNA ROLL OVER AND LIE DOWN
TO YOUR [bleep]INESS.
- HEY, SAM? - YES?
- ALL OF THE GUESTS WANT YOU TO UNPACK THEIR LUGGAGE FOR THEM.
- THAT WOMAN PACKED 12 PAIRS OF SHOES,
AND THAT WHOLE SUITCASE I HAVEN'T EVEN OPENED.
WHERE ARE THESE PEOPLE FROM?
LIKE, YOU DON'T SHOW UP ON A [bleep] BOAT
WITH LITERALLY 50 GARMENTS.
- SAM AND ADRIENNE HAVE BEEN JUST CLASHING HEADS
SINCE DAY ONE, AND, UM,
JUST, THEY'RE GONNA EXPLODE.
- I DON'T KNOW IF YOU GET THIS, SAM,
BUT I'M STILL YOUR BOSS.
YOU STILL HAVE TO REPORT TO ME.
YOU STILL HAVE TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO LIKE ME AS A PERSON,
BUT YOU STILL HAVE TO RESPECT ME AS YOUR BOSS.
- A LITTLE FLOAT.
- ARE YOU TAKING A SHOWER?
- MM, I MIGHT RINSE OFF.
- SAM AND CJ JUST NEED TO GO AND *** AND GET IT OVER WITH.
- ARE YOU GONNA SHOWER?
- YEAH, I MIGHT RINSE OFF.
- THERE'S DEFINITELY A LOT OF PEOPLE HOOKING UP
IN THE YACHTING INDUSTRY.
[squeals]
YOU'RE BACK IN THESE TIGHT QUARTERS.
[squeals]
YOU KNOW, STUFF HAPPENS.
- [laughs]
- CJ IS IN LOVE WITH ME,
AND HE WANTS ME ALL TO HIMSELF.
- HAVE YOU BUNKED WITH A GUY BEFORE, EVER?
- NOT IN, LIKE, THIS CLOSE OF QUARTERS.
- HOW CAN I TURN A BLIND EYE
TO A SMOKIN' HOT CHICK IN MY CABIN EVERY NIGHT?
- DON'T TRY TO KISS ME NOW. GET OUT OF HERE.
- I'M ATTENTION-NEEDY AND ***,
SO IT'S GONNA [bleep]-- SOMETHING'S GONNA HAPPEN.
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS.
I'VE ALWAYS GROWN UP AROUND BOATS,
AND I DECIDED I DIDN'T WANT TO SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER
OR BE, YOU KNOW, DRIVING THROUGH TRAFFIC HALF THE TIME.
THAT'S THE BEST PART ABOUT MY LIFESTYLE IS,
I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE I'M GONNA BE IN TEN YEARS.
I JUST LIKE TO BE ABLE TO PICK UP MY STUFF,
THROW IT IN A SUITCASE,
AND JUMP ON A BOAT TO THE NEXT PLACE.
[sighs] ANOTHER GORGEOUS DAY IN PARADISE.
I AM THE SECOND ENGINEER.
MY NICKNAME IN HIGH SCHOOL WAS MACGYVER.
ANYTHING YOU NEED FIXED, JUST, YOU KNOW, GIVE ME A HOLLER.
WHETHER IT'S A WARDROBE MALFUNCTION
OR WHATEVER IT MAY BE, I'LL HELP YOU OUT.
- CJ IS GOING IN. OH, [bleep].
- ♪ DAH DAH DAH, DAH DAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
THE ADVENTURES OF CJ!
CJ HAS TO BE MY BOAT CRUSH.
DO YOU WANT TO COME WITH ME?
I WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
HE IS DEFINITELY THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
OW!
- I DON'T HAVE A CARE IN THE WORLD.
I JUST DON'T REALLY CARE.
WE'RE NOT GONNA SEE EYE TO EYE ON CERTAIN THINGS, YOU KNOW?
- WE NEVER SEE EYE TO EYE
BECAUSE YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ANYONE.
YOU'RE ALWAYS LIKE, "I'M RIGHT, I'M RIGHT, I'M RIGHT."
I AM NOT A YACHTIE. LET ME GET THAT ON THE RECORD.
YACHTIES ARE YOUNG KIDS THAT DO THIS FOR TWO OR THREE YEARS
TO MAKE A QUICK BUCK, GO PARTY.
THE TENDER NEEDS TO GET CLEANED ON THE PORT SIDE.
TOP EVERYTHING OFF WITH FUEL.
THEY DON'T SEE THIS AS A CAREER.
ALL RIGHT. LET'S GET ON DECK.
I STARTED WORKING ON BOATS WHEN I WAS 11 YEARS OLD,
SO I GOT MY FIRST LICENSE WHEN I WAS 19,
WHICH IS A 100-TON LICENSE.
I'VE BEEN ON IT 24/7.
I WANT TO SUCCEED. I WANT TO RETIRE YOUNG.
ON MY BOATS, THAT'S HOW I RUN IT.
- ALEKS IS A HANDSOME GUY.
HE'S VERY PROFESSIONAL.
AND I LIKE THAT ABOUT HIM.
- DOUBLE CHECK AND MAKE SURE THAT BRAKE IS ON AND TIGHT.
- HE THINKS THAT HE'S REALLY HOT [bleep].
- WE'RE ACTUALLY, YOU KNOW, PROFESSIONAL PEOPLE
THAT ARE IN THIS INDUSTRY, SO--
- YEAH, WELL, RIGHT. - [sighs]
- YOU CAN GIVE ME ALL THE ATTITUDE YOU WANT.
I TRY TO HELP YOU GUYS OUT.
- GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOUR [bleep] $200 FROM MY TIP
AND HAVE FUN WITH IT AT OUR "CREW PARTY"
AFTER WE LEAVE HERE.
GREAT.
HE KIND OF LOOKS LIKE SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
WITH HIS HAIR ALL BACK LIKE THAT.
- RUNNING CREW, RUNNING CREW,
GET ALL HANDS ON DECK IN ONE MINUTE, PLEASE.
- I'M GONNA KILL HIM, BARKING ORDERS.
HE LOVES HEARING HIMSELF TALK.
- "DON'T FORGET TO STROKE MY EGO AS SOON AS I GET ON THE BOAT."
- [laughs]
- HE LOOKS DOWN ON US.
HE CONSTANTLY HAS HIS HEAD WAY UP
AND TRIES TO GET ON A DIFFERENT LEVEL THAN US,
NOT JUST BY RANK, BUT IN STATURE.
SHOULDERS WAY BACK, CHEST PUFFED OUT,
EYEBROWS TWEEZED PERFECTLY.
"GET THAT DONE, ED. GET IT DONE NOW."
- I JUST RAN INTO SAM DOWN IN THE CREW MESS,
AND SHE JUST WALKED OUT OF THE ROOM AND SAID,
"I CAN'T EVEN LOOK AT YOUR FACE, ADRIENNE.
IT HURTS ME TO LOOK AT YOUR FACE."
I WANT HER OUT OF HERE. I DON'T GIVE A [bleep].
GIVE HER HER MONEY AND LET HER GET OUT OF HERE.
THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THAT I AM A CHIEF STEW,
AND I AM TERRIFIED, BUT NOBODY WILL EVER KNOW THAT.
WELCOME ABOARD. I'M ADRIENNE.
VERY NICE TO MEET YOU. HOW YOU DOING?
HOW WOULD EVERYONE LIKE TO SEE A TOUR OF THE BOAT?
AS A CHIEF STEW, MY BIGGEST JOB
IS THE HAPPINESS AND COMFORT OF THE GUESTS,
SO THAT'S WHAT MY FOCUS IS.
I WANTED TO GO OVER YOUR ITINERARY.
WHERE WE'RE GOING IS A BEAUTIFUL,
SECLUDED LITTLE COVE.
I LOVE PROVIDING THAT EXPERIENCE,
UNDERSTANDING THAT IT'S AN EXPERIENCE
INSTEAD OF JUST A JOB.
MY DAD'S IN SALES,
SO I MOVED AROUND A LOT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
I THINK, THROUGH THAT PROCESS,
I JUST GOT USED TO MY FRIENDS BEING TRANSIENT
AND NOT ATTACHING MYSELF TO THINGS.
- YOU'RE NOT COMING, ADRIENNE?
- NO, I'M NOT GONNA GO. I HAVE PAPERWORK.
I GET [bleep] DONE.
THAT'S WHAT IT SHOULD SAY ON MY BUSINESS CARD.
"GETS [bleep] DONE."
AND, YOU KNOW, THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT JUST GET IT.
AND THEN THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT DON'T.
I NEED YOU GUYS TO BE WORKING RIGHT NOW.
- I'VE BEEN [bleep] WORKING ALL DAY.
- I UNDERSTAND. WE'RE NOT DONE YET.
TAKE OWNERSHIP OF THE THING THAT YOU DID.
DON'T THROW ANYBODY ELSE UNDER THE BUS.
DO WHATEVER WE HAVE TO DO RIGHT NOW.
- THE WORST PART ABOUT IT IS THAT I'M LIVING WITH THE DEVIL.
- GET OFF THE COUNTER.
THAT'S A SERVICE COUNTER. DON'T SIT THERE.
- ADRIENNE DEFINITELY HAS
A VERY SERIOUS ATTITUDE TOWARDS HER JOB.
- HEY! - GOOD TO SEE YOU IN HERE.
- I FEEL FOR HER. SHE MEANS WELL.
- DON'T MAKE ME THE BAD GUY.
- ADRIENNE IS A RUDE, PSYCHO, CRAZY ***.
YOU'RE NOT LISTENING TO WHAT I'M SAYING.
- I AM. YOU'RE EXHAUSTED.
YOU'RE TIRED. YOU'RE NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP.
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
- I JUST WANT TO STRANGLE HER
AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT.
- I'LL GET THE BEERS. YOU FIND THE COOLER BAG.
DEAL? - OKAY, DEAL.
- YACHTING IS SO AMAZING.
IT'S LIKE WE'RE ON VACATION EVERY DAY.
- SO ADORABLE.
- BUT THERE ARE SACRIFICES THAT COME WITH EVERYTHING.
BEING A STEW IS EXTREMELY STRESSFUL.
- THERE IS A LOT OF HARD WORK THAT GOES INTO MY JOB.
- THESE GUESTS ARE PAYING FOR TOP-DOLLAR SERVICE,
AND THEY'RE GONNA GET IT.
- THE TYPES OF PEOPLE THAT CHARTER THESE YACHTS
GENERALLY ARE ALL OVER THE MAP.
- THIS IS SERVICE.
- THE CONSTANT STRIVE FOR PERFECTION IS DIFFICULT.
- YEAH?
- LIKE, I SHOULDN'T BE REACHING, YOU KNOW?
- GET ME A RADIO, SO IF YOU'RE NOT HERE,
I WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET YOU.
- OKAY.
- IS THERE A BUTTON IF I HIT IT,
THAT A SIREN GOES OFF,
AND THEN I COULD WAKE EVERYBODY UP?
- YOU REALLY DO NEVER KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE GONNA COME UP AGAINST, WORKING ON A YACHT.
DON'T PRESS ANY BUTTON. DON'T PRESS THAT BUTTON.
SOMETIMES IT'S NOT FUN.
[singing gibberish]
- EDDIE IS WILDLY HILARIOUS.
- WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO BEAR WITNESS
OF THE HOLY MATRIMONY OF PAPA
AND HIS BEAUTIFUL *** STAR WIFE AMBER.
MY FAMILY IS A BIT OF A BLUE-BLOOD FAMILY.
GROWING UP, I DEFINITELY FELT PRIVILEGED.
MY FAMILY FIRST CAME ACROSS, YOU KNOW, TO THE U.S.
ON THE MAYFLOWER, AND THEN WE STARTED ACTUALLY
ONE OF THE FIRST WHALING INDUSTRIES IN NANTUCKET.
GROWING UP, I WANTED TO BE A DAREDEVIL.
I LOVE GOING AS FAST AS I POSSIBLY CAN ACROSS WATER.
I TAUGHT SAILING FOR A LITTLE WHILE AND WATER SKIING.
I'D BE IN SOME REALLY HIGH SEAS SOMETIME,
WHICH DEFINITELY GETS YOUR ADRENALINE GOING,
AND I LOVE FEELING THAT ADRENALINE RUSH.
I'M A HUGE ADRENALINE JUNKIE.
- WHY ARE WE THE ONLY NORMAL PEOPLE?
- I DON'T KNOW, DUDE.
WHEN IT COMES TO GRUNT WORK, DAVE AND I
ARE THE GUYS WHO HAVE TO DO IT ALL.
THE DREAM TEAM RIGHT HERE. - ABSOLUTELY.
- OUR JOB IS SCRUBBING, CLEANING, POLISHING,
SQUEEGEEING, TAKING OUT THE TRASH.
[laughter]
- WHEN I WAS 17, I GRADUATED
AND IMMEDIATELY JOINED THE MARINES
SO I COULD GET AWAY FROM SMALL-TOWN TEXAS.
- DID YOU EVER SEE ANY ACTION?
- A LITTLE BIT, HERE AND THERE.
MOSTLY IN AFRICA.
I DID FIVE YEARS.
ONCE I GOT OUT,
I MOVED OUT TO L.A. TO BE AN ACTOR.
IN BETWEEN JOBS, YOU KNOW,
I GOTTA FIND A WAY TO PAY RENT,
SO INSTEAD OF WAITING TABLES,
I THOUGHT THAT THIS WOULD BE SUCH A UPGRADE.
I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS
SINCE I WAS, LIKE, A PRIVATE.
I LOVE THE SEA. I LOVE THE OCEAN.
I LOVE THE FREEDOM OF BEING OUT THERE ON THE WATER.
I LOVE THE ROMANTIC IDEA OF IT.
MINUTES WITH,
AND I WAS CONVINCED YOU WERE GAY.
I ACTUALLY MET MY BOYFRIEND
DURING MY FIRST FEATURE FILM.
- AND THEN WE GOT-- - [laughs]
HOW HE MAKES OUR INCOME,
HE'S ACTUALLY BEEN DOING *** FOR ABOUT EIGHT YEARS.
- HOLY [bleep].
- I WAS IN THE INDUSTRY
FOR A VERY BRIEF TIME,
WHEN I WAS REALLY HARD UP, WAITING TABLES.
UM...
[laughter]
- "I DID GAY ***." LIKE OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'M LIKE, WHAT? YOU DID ***?
- I LIVE WITHOUT REGRETS.
YOU KNOW, I MET TREVOR BECAUSE OF IT.
IT'S A VERY BITTERSWEET TYPE OF THING.
- LOVE DAVE. YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT TO DO?
I WANT TO TAKE CJ'S BODY AND PUT DAVE'S HEAD ON IT,
AND THEN INSERT EDDIE'S PERSONALITY.
- WHAT? HUH? YEAH!
- BOOM!
- NOBODY'S LEAVING THE BOAT TONIGHT.
EVERYBODY'S STAYING HERE.
- YOU THINK YOU'RE MY BOSS? IS THAT RIGHT?
YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.
I'M ACTUALLY A HIGHER RANK THAN YOU, SO--
I AM ESSENTIALLY MY OWN BOSS,
SO I CAN BE AS RIDICULOUS AS I WANT.
- WHOA, CHECK IT OUT.
- ***, ***, ***.
BEING THE YACHT CHEF ON THIS BOAT
IS DEFINITELY A REALLY HIGH-STRESS JOB.
YOU'RE WASTING 15 MINUTES OF MY DAY.
I DON'T HAVE 15 MINUTES.
I HAVEN'T TAKEN A SINGLE BREAK
SINCE I'VE BEEN ON THIS BOAT, OKAY?
IT'S A CRAZY EXISTENCE.
TWO VEGANS? - YES.
- OH, GOD.
I STARTED IN A MICHELIN STAR RESTAURANT IN LONDON.
I STARTED ON VERY SMALL BOATS, AND I WORKED MY WAY UP
SO I WAS THE HEAD CHEF
ON ONE OF THE BIGGEST YACHTS IN THE WORLD.
- BEAUTIFUL. - ISN'T THAT CRAZY?
- OH, YUM.
- WE HAVE AN UNLIMITED BUDGET,
SO WE CAN COMBINE
SOME OF THE WORLD'S MOST EXPENSIVE INGREDIENTS
ON ONE PLATE, AND THEY LOVE IT.
- OH, MY GOD, THIS IS DELICIOUS.
- OH, YEAH. - IT'S PHENOMENAL.
- I'M A CONFIDENT CHEF.
THAT DIDN'T SOUND ARROGANT, DID IT?
AT A YOUNG AGE, I REALLY DID JUST HAVE A GRASP ON COOKING.
IT JUST CAME TO ME. I JUST REALLY KNEW.
IT WAS JUST AN OBVIOUS CHOICE, YOU KNOW?
IT WASN'T EVEN A CHOICE. IT WAS JUST A MUST.
I QUITE LIKE YOU.
I WANT TO BE MATES WITH YOU. - MATES?
- NO, I'M NOT SAYING I WANT TO MATE YOU.
- [laughs] - NO, NO, NO.
YACHTING, IT'S TAKEN ME TO AMAZING PLACES,
BUT NINE YEARS ON A BOAT IS A LONG TIME.
ULTIMATELY, I WANT A LAND LIFE.
I WANT A CAR. I WANT A GIRLFRIEND.
I WANT AN APARTMENT.
- THANK YOU FOR DINNER, BEN. CHEERS.
- THANK YOU, GUYS. THANK YOU, GUYS.
SO, UH, LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
[upbeat music]
- WHERE ARE WE GOING?
- I THINK THAT LOOKS CUTE. - YEAH, I LIKE THAT A LOT.
- WHEN YOU'RE ON CHARTER,
YOU'RE OUT FOR 5 DAYS, PUTTING IN 18-HOUR DAYS.
YOU GET BACK, IT'S LIKE A RACE
TO SEE WHO CAN GET OFF THE BOAT
AND GET A BEER IN THEIR HAND FASTER.
- AFTER BEING VERY GOOD FOR FIVE DAYS,
I CAN BE VERY BAD FOR ONE NIGHT.
- IT'S WORK HARD, PLAY HARD, AND YOU KNOW,
IF YOU CAN'T SEPARATE IT,
YOU'RE GONNA BE PUTTING WORK ON EVERYONE ELSE'S BACK.
- WAIT!
- HOPEFULLY, IT'S NOT GONNA CAUSE ANY ISSUES.
BUT I THINK IT ALREADY HAS.
- I'M JUST HAPPY.
[laughter]
I AM A YACHT STEWARDESS,
AND I'M THE MANAGER OF THE INTERIOR OF THE BOAT
AND ALSO BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER SERVICE,
DOING THEIR LAUNDRY, AND WE CLEAN...
THIS IS THEIR WORLD, NOT OURS.
A LOT. [laughs]
I'M FROM WARWICK, RHODE ISLAND,
WHICH IS A SMALL TOWN IN THE SMALLEST STATE.
I WAS DEFINITELY BORED LIVING IN RHODE ISLAND.
SAME OLD BARS, SAME OLD PEOPLE, SAME FACES.
♪ DAH DAH DAH DAH ♪
- KAT IS A TRIP. I THINK SHE'S HILARIOUS.
AND SHE LIKES TO DRINK, WHICH IS GOOD.
- I'M LIKE A... [drunken slurring]
- SHE'S FLIRTING BIG-TIME WITH THE BOYS, INCLUDING ME.
- CAN YOU GUYS COME PLAY WITH ME?
- KAT, YOU KNOW, SHE TURNS INTO
A COMPLETE DIFFERENT PERSON AFTER A FEW DRINKS.
- WHEN YOU DRINK,
YOU TURN INTO A TRAILER PARK, DEMONIC REFUGEE.
IT'S [bleep] DISGUSTING. - [blows raspberry]
- SHE'S PART OF OUR CREW,
AND WE'RE ONLY AS STRONG AS OUR WEAKEST LINK,
AND RIGHT NOW, SHE'S MAKING US ALL LOOK BAD.
- IT'S WONDERFUL, BEN.
- DON'T PATRONIZE, DARLING.
- [laughs]
YOU SHOULD LET ME DECORATE A PLATE ONCE IN A WHILE.
- OH, YEAH? YOU GOOD AT THAT, ARE YOU, LOVE?
- I AM, ACTUALLY.
I WAS A HOSTESS AT A STEAK HOUSE.
- LET'S GO, LOVE. YOU'RE GOOD. - ARE YOU SURE?
- YEAH, YOU'RE GOOD. - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE SURE?
- POSITIVE.
- IT'S A REAL, REAL INTRICATE PLATE DESIGN
ON THAT ONE YOU GOT, BENNY.
[laughs]
- HUH. YEAH. - LOVE YOU.
- ABOUT AS INTRICATE AS YOUR BRAIN.
- THIS SEASON ON BELOW DECK...
- HEY, SAM, YOU KNOW WHAT THE HARDEST PART OF THIS JOB IS?
- WHAT? - LOOKING THIS DAMN GOOD.
- OWW! - AAH!
- THIS IS GOING TO BE A BLAST.
- WOO-HOO!
- IT'S WORK HARD, PLAY HARD. - GO, TEAM.
- EVERY DAY IS DIFFERENT, AND I LOVE IT.
[laughter]
- IT'S A GREAT LIFE. I CAN'T EXPRESS THAT ENOUGH.
- RAISE IT UP.
- WHO'S DRUNK?
[laughter]
- BUT A LOT OF PEOPLE COULD NOT DO IT.
- AAH!
- KAT'S BEHAVIOR IS JUST GETTING PROGRESSIVELY WORSE.
LAST NIGHT, I KNOW THAT YOU WERE DRINKING.
DON'T LIE TO ME. YOU DID ONCE ALREADY.
- I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. - PUT A [bleep] LID ON IT.
I'M UP TO HERE WITH YOU.
- JUST DON'T GO BACK OUT THERE,
BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST ASKING FOR IT.
- I JUST WANT THE SEASON TO BE OVER.
- I REALLY JUST WANT TO GET OUT THERE
AND BE ABLE TO EMBRACE THIS LIFESTYLE.
- YOU'RE ON CHARTER, YOU'RE OUT FOR 5 DAYS,
PUTTING IN 18-HOUR DAYS.
- PICK UP A RAG YOURSELF, ADRIENNE.
- IT CAN BE VERY STRESSFUL. - GIVE ME A PLATE.
JUST BRING ME A PLATE. - CHILL, DUDE.
[bleep] CHILL.
- YOU WILL EITHER SHAPE UP OR YOU WILL LEAVE.
- HE HAS NO RESPECT FOR ANYONE ON THIS CREW.
- I WANT CAPTAIN LEE TO SEE ME AS HIS PROTEGE.
YOU KNOW, I'M WILLING TO LEARN FROM HIM.
I WANT TO START TAKING OVER HIS ROLE
AND TAKING OVER THIS BOAT.
- I GOTTA HAVE A FIRST OFFICER
I CAN COUNT ON.
- THIS ONE IS SMOKED SALMON.
- UH, NO SALMON.
- YOU DO KNOW THAT I DON'T EAT THAT [bleep].
- YEAH, I DON'T EAT THAT. - I'M NOT A SALMON GUY, EITHER.
- OKAY. I WILL LET THE CHEF KNOW.
THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER ONES COMING OUT.
THIS IS A CAREER OPPORTUNITY FOR ME,
AND I DEFINITELY NEED THESE GIRLS' SUPPORT
IN ORDER TO BE SUCCESSFUL AT THIS.
AND THE FLOORS HAVEN'T BEEN VACUUMED.
BUT THESE GIRLS DON'T TRUST ME.
THEY DON'T RESPECT ME.
GO DOWN IN DETAIL. - AAH!
- SHE HAS LOST HER [bleep] MIND.
- I'M OVER IT. I'M OVER IT.
- I'LL JUST GO PACK MY STUFF AND GO.
- I FAILED MYSELF AND MY CAREER,
AND ALL OF THE OTHER WOMEN WHO DO WHAT I DO.
- WATCH OUT.
- IF YOU WANT TO GO TO WAR WITH ME ABOUT THIS THING,
WE CAN DO THAT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW,
OR YOU CAN JUST DO YOUR JOB.
- THERE IS DEFINITE PRESSURE.
IF MY YACHTING CAREER OVER THE LAST NINE YEARS
WAS ANYTHING LIKE THIS, I WOULDN'T BE DOING IT.
[laughter]
- SAM! COME IN HERE NOW.
- I HAD SUCH GREAT HOPES FOR THIS.
IS IT JUST THESE PEOPLE AND, LIKE, THIS BOAT?
- YOUR BAGS WILL BE ON THE DOCK IN THE MORNING,
ALONG WITH YOUR PLANE TICKET.
- I'M OUT.
- DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.
[alarm] - IT'S A FIRE.
- THE FIRE ALARM IS-- - ALL THROUGH, ALL CLEAR.
- HOLY [bleep]. - SAM!
- WE HAVE A FIRE IN THE CREW GALLEY.
- THE FIRE IS NOT GOING OUT WITH THE CO2.
THE EXTINGUISHER IS OUT.
- THE MISTAKES THAT YOU'RE MAKING COULD BE FATAL.
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