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Alyx: It looks like you saved our lives again.
What's that?
Gordon: Wh... what did I do?
Oh no, NO, this is not good!
Oh god.
Alyx: Gordon, help me. Please... help.
Gordon, help me. Please... help.
Gordon: Hey, quit screwing around and open up the door!
Alyx: Hold up a sec. I... I gotta catch my breath.
Gordon: Does my beard intimidate you?
Alyx: Heh... "zombine", get it? Heheh... eh.
(Gasp) No!
Gordon: You're on the list.
Alyx: If there were only some way to power up this bridge...
Gordon: What?!
At times like this, I remember why I became a physicist.
Alyx: Hmm?
Gordon: Hey, come with me for a second.
Alyx: Uh oh. The antlions are coming up here.
Gordon: Okay...
Hell, yeah! See, I was ready for that. You can't teach this...
Let's face it. Not everyone is cut out to be me. I'm a physics-crunching badass. I'm the complete package.
Nice!
Alyx: You're lucky you've got that hazard suit. This water is nasty!
Gordon: I'm gonna come back with a dunce cap for you, and you're gonna wear it.
Oh, a locked door. We're playing this game again, are we?
Alyx: Hey, up there! Hello!
Gordon: Come on! The door is locked, ***!
Damn it!
Alyx: They can't hear us, I guess.
See if the crank still works. Come on, Gordon, crank that thing.
Gordon: What do you think I'm doing?? Hey, I could just sit here and not do a damn thing. Bet you'd like that, huh?
Am I hearing things?
Alyx: I'll cover the street while you figure this out.
Gordon: Oh my god...
Turn down the music, you friggin' bass-heads! It sounds like a strip club in here! God damn!
What the ***?!
This place isn't crazy enough yet!
"Do not use elevators"...
Oh, ***. They weren't kidding.
Why did that blow up? Did we wire this place to self-destruct, or something?
Hey, wanna be my human shield?
Alyx: Yeah!
Gordon: Awesome.
Ahaha.
Alyx: Ow.
Gordon: Hahaha!
Someone up there?
Guess not, huh.
Woman: What's the password?
Gordon: I am Captain Gordon Freeman of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes, ordering you to open.
Woman: Come on in.
Gordon: Is that a crowbar?
Oh my god, this is friggin' perfect. One's fun, but two is Woo-tastic.
Oh! It's about bloody time.
Everything... THIS way.
***!
Ohohohoho, what's THIS?
Ah... that makes me not even want to loot the machine, now.
Oh, that's just great. My enemy is the enemy of my other enemy.
Gah! Okay, that water's got some electricity running through it.
I didn't really plan for that, but that's okay. That's okay.
Ah! Jeez! Gah!
Suit: Blood loss detected.
Alyx: You're not looking so well.
Gordon: Yeah, no ***, Skippy. I've got more blood on me than an axe murderer.
Man: Uh, you're supposed to wait until everybody else is on board, first.
Gordon: That's not my problem. You're on your own, chump.
Barney: See ya when I see ya.
Gordon: SUCKER! Haha.
***.
What the ***?!
This suit does not protect against gravity.
Oh, look who it is.
Alyx: Are you okay?
Gordon: Enjoying the show?
El Sleazo's discount construction.
Alyx: Something really strange is happening with the citadel.
Kleiner: Oh yes. We've been monitoring the situation.
The raw discharge of the meltdown has been focused into a coherent beam...
Gordon: Oh. Looks like I'm not the only person here who knows some dirty jokes.
Alyx: What a mess. This could take a while. Hey, if you have any blinding insights into how to fix this, go for it.
Gordon: Let's have a look here... ah yeah, that's busted.
Glad that's not my problem.
Heyyy...
Ah! Gah! Jeez!
***, ***!
Suit: Fracture detected. Seek medical attention.
Alyx: Nice. That did the trick.
Gordon: I really appreciate how you stood there staring at me not doing a *** thing!
I can... I can jump that. I'm gonna need a running start, though.
Yep.
Sheckley: Doctor Freeman, Alyx Vance is over here. The vort's trying to patch her up...
Gordon: I don't care.
These bugs think they own the place. Well, there's gonna be some restructuring around here.
Whoa!
That kind of reminds me of that squirrel that got caught between the power lines one day back at MIT.
The thing caught on fire and got fused to the...
(coughing)
Vortigaunt: I am confident the Freeman will find a way to open that gate.
Gordon: Me too.
We're gonna CRASH!
WAAAAAAHHH!!!
(gasp)
WAHH!!! What the ***!!
(muffled)
Oh my god, this is where I JUST CAME FROM!
Vortigaunt: Behold!
Gordon: Okay, this is weird. Feeling up dead people is how you get germs.
Vortigaunt: Join... now...
Gordon: "Come play with us, Gordon... forever... and ever..."
Vortigaunt: A human... is needed...
Gordon: I'm getting out of here. There's too many psychos in this place.
This place is DEAAAD.
Jeez, that's a lot of blood.
Vortigaunt: Go, Freeman. I will look after the Alyx Vance.
Gordon: You do that!
Alyx: Well, Gordon, I guess it's all up to you.
Gordon: Don't try to help me, or anything. Nobody does that.
God, you two are creeping me out.
Hey, a Jack-in-the-box!
I'm guessing I'm not gonna like what's behind door number one, here.
I was right!
Man: Hey! I was drinking that!
Gordon: Uh. I knew that.
Alyx: Oh, no!
Gordon: Don't puke on me.
Robots are the only friends I need!
Man, robots rule!
Sup, foo'?
Eli: Hey!
Gordon: Haheyyy!
Freak: No time now, Doc.
Gordon: Fine, don't say anything, you freak.
Kleiner: What a relief, not to mention a delight, to see you here, at last.
And Gordon...
Gordon: Yes. It IS good to see me.
Uriah: Freeman.
Gordon: You know it.
Eli: Would you mind getting me a cup of tea? There's a hot plate in the old staff room.
Alyx: I'll be right back.
Gordon: Sweet, are there any donuts?
Alyx: Gordon... would you keep an eye on him?
Eli: Hell of a job you did out there, son.
Magnusson: Uh, let's not forget that with the Magnusson device, those striders practically destroy themselves.
I suggest we adjourn this meeting of the mutual admiration society...
Gordon: Okay, you can all go to hell if you're gonna act like that. See if I ever do anything nice for you again.
Because I won't.
Eli: I believe Gordon should have the honor.
Gordon: Shut up.
Kleiner: You'll hear no objection from me.
Gordon: ...Pricks.
Alyx: Oh, yes!
Kleiner: My goodness!
Gordon: What the ***! What happened?!
You guys slip on a banana peel and that's it! I went through that obstacle course for THIS? Thanks for the warning, ***!
Alyx: (sobbing) Oh my god...
Gordon: Oh, cry me a river!
Alyx: (sobbing) Dad...
Gordon: *** this!
Alyx: (sobbing) Don't leave me...
Gordon: Well, this is about as good a time to take a break as any.
Programmers. Who knows what they're doing.