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When we chicks take a shower
It takes like... forever
We guys don't take that long
We girls have two annoying daily problems
By the way
Do you come to the swimming pool with me?
No, dear, I can't
I have my period
And I'm not even shaved
We guys have one daily problem
I scratch my balls, so what?
It's unbelievable...
We chicks have just one obsession
Max?
Don't you think I'm too fat?
Yeah, I'll do it tomorrow...
We guys also have one obsession
It's me, do you remember me?
Simple question for you
No, seriously... I have a big ***, long and thick
And I was wondering if a Chinese guy
has a tiny little ***... wee wee wee
When we chicks see a hot guy pass by
we're likely to say
He's so cute!
Whereas when we guys see a hot chick
We most likely to say
***!
When we guys ask a chick for something, it's always tough
Excuse-me, what time is it?
Only because chicks only hear...
You're hot, I'd like to *** ya!
Whereas when we chicks ask a guy for something
It's always super easy
Excuse-me, have you got a cigarette please?
Of course, of course!
Thank you!
Because guys only hear
Excuse-me, can I please suck your ***?
Of course, of course!
Thank you!
We chicks like to watch TV shows
Brooke is such a ***!
Don't you think she's vulgar?
Max?
Max?!
What?
You're not fat sweety, I like you the way you are
BTW, we guys are deaf because what we like to watch is...
No, seriously, what we guys watch the most is...
We chicks do a lot of differents sports
To forget our obsession
Whereas we guys have only on kind of sport in mind is...
Because the more we practice, the more we feel like a winner
- with a stranger
- on the first date
- without being drunk
- Spend less than $20
Whereas we chicks
When we do practice, everyone think you're a...
***!
***, ***, look at that ***!!!