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I'm an old lady
But I'm not shady
I might be crazy
But the whole world's gone crazy,
Fat and lazy and dipsy daisy
But I got something I want to say
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way.
Who's your daddy? He's a schmuck
The ice is melting, we're out of luck.
Global warming, air pollution
Oil reducin', revolution
Doesn't anybody have a good solution?
Oprah, Oprah she's the one
She knows how to get things done.
Go Oprah! Go Oprah! Go Oprah!
Run, run, he's got a gun.
Shoot your brains out just for fun.
Get down. Get down.
There's a bomb around.
It's gonna blow us to funky town
Boom Town, Boom Town
We'll all die in doom town
Mortar shells and terror squad
*** in the name of god
Improvised explosive device
Goodness gracious---that's not nice.
Kaboom! Kaboom!
The world is surely doomed.
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way.
Who's your daddy, He's a schmuck
The ice is melting, we're out of luck.
Wife beaters, Corporate cheaters
Child molesters, crazy leaders
Gangs and drugs, sex and greed
Blind ambition to succeed.
Kabillions spent to be President
While poor folk can barely pay their rent
The rich get cocky and seldom share
The rest of us can't afford health care.
***!--- ***! ----- Golly Gee
Who killed decency?
What happened to responsibility?
Slog your blog and sling your bling
No respect for anything
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way
Whatcha, whatcha, whatcha, whatcha gonna do?
Sit around and watch Rachel Ray make some stew?
Don't be a schmuck
The ice is melting, we're out of luck.
I loved the Beatles but they're half dead
Sargent Pepper got shot in the head
Paul McCartney---I still love you
Isn't there anything you can do?
Happiness is a warm gun
--- Ya Ya Ya
Politicians pass the buck
Conspiracy theories run amuck
Nuclear waste, internet ***
Drill a tattoo upon your butt.
Identity stealers, political nitwits
Wheeler dealers, celebrity misfits
Hypocrites and ecstasy bars
What's next? OJ dancing with the stars?
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way
Regis Philbin---dance with me.
Before we're lost to eternity.
Middle East --where's the peace?
A bloody dance that will not cease
AID's invades like death crusades
8 year olds toss hand grenades.
Daddy, daddy, get outta the way
I'm gonna blow up a bus today.
Genocide, millions died
They can't run and they can't hide
Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole
The ice is melting, save your soul.
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way
Who's your daddy? He's a schmuck
The ice is melting, we're out of luck.
Boomers ruled but now we're scientologists
We got RV's and gastroenterologists
Who is left to give peace a chance---
Britney and Paris with no underpants?
What about our sons and daughters
Can they survive these poisoned waters?
We've all gone mad or so it seems
Who screwed up our hopes and dreams?
Hey dude, we're screwed,
We're really, really screwed.
What is wrong with the world today?
It doesn't make sense in any way
So I'm askin you---
whatcha, whatcha, whatcha, whatcha gonna do?
Sit around the house and be a schmuck?
The ice is melting, we're out of luck
We're in a black hole, out of control
The ice is melting, save your soul.
The ice is melting, save your soul.