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- Shay, what's going on man?
- Michael Gallagher, what's up man?
- Nothing much man, what are you up to?
- Just texting my beautiful wife, she asked
me what I wanted for dinner tonight.
- Dude, you have the best family.
- Oh, I love it. I don't know man.
- A wife and kids, what's that like?
- Oh, I wouldn't trade it for the world. Seriously I couldn't ask
for any more. I allways say this and I know it's probably
a klichee but I really am the luckiest guy in the world.
- Really? So you think I could be a family man?
- Absolutly. I would recomend it to anybody. Marriage, awesome.
- So what's it like? You get married and then
spend a few good years with your wife.
- Oh no, I mean the way I did it, and the way I recomend is
get married, and then start having kids as soon as possible.
Imagine allways having people around you at all times.
You know you want a quit time or I mean,
have you ever felt like you had a moment to focus? -Yeah.
You never get that with familys the kids are allways there.
- Kids, I mean that's gotta be fun right?
- Have you ever smelled a 2 year old? After she haven't pooped
for 2 days? And then it all comes out at once?
Well, you'll be cracking up how funny it was, because we opened
all the windows and seriously the smell would not go. It's so,
yeah like. Those are the moments that you remember you know?
- It's weird, when I watch your videos, it seems like
you and your family have alot of fun together.
- (laughs) The videos yeah. I mean I know it seems fun,
but there's this little thing called e-d-i-t-i-n-g, that spells
editing, okay do you understand? I know it sounds hurtfull when you
have to kick somebody in the face, if they don't cleen their room.
Little moments I edit out, like okay the other day, I just bought
a really nice 3000 dollar laptop, you know I expected to keep that
nice, not with kids all over it, 'cause the wanna touch
everything, they wanna just, see it, they can't just look at it
they gotta touch it. You know? They got crap all over their hands
and it's at least 10.000 dollars to have a baby, then there's
healthcare, and the formula, and they want new toys and it doesn't
matter how many toys, they allways want something new, you go to
MC Donalds, they can't have just the happy meal, they want
the extra toy and if you get them the girl toy, the boy wants the
boy toy, I try to be patient with them but then I'm just like:
What do you want!? Just spit it out, you freaking little idiot!
Daddy can't afford anymore stupid plastic pieces of s**t, laying
around the house! You don't clean them up anyways, why would I
by you more of it?!!! But yeah, like I was saying man, I wouldn't
trade it for the world, what do you think?
So how many kids do you wanna have?
- Actually I just realized I made an appointment to have a
vasektomi, so I gotta go, but uhm thanks.
- Allright, good luck dude. His kids
are gonna have the greatest hair.
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