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PREVIOUSLY ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
[SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY]
DURING A HEATED ARGUMENT BETWEEN VALENTINA AND SHANNON,
ALICIA DROPPED THE BOMB.
SHANNON, YOU'RE A HO.
WE KNOW YOU'VE BEEN PIMPED A MILLION TIMES.
IT'S THE TRUTH.
OH. NO.
FEELING GUILTY, VALENTINA APOLOGIZED FOR ALICIA'S STATEMENT.
I STILL FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO SAY SORRY.
BUT ALICIA DIDN'T APPRECIATE VALENTINA'S APOLOGY.
LIKE, ONE DAY, YOU'RE, LIKE, COOL WITH ROCKY. THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE NOT.
IF ALICIA FEELS LIKE I'M BEING FAKE, THEN SHE'S DISPOSABLE.
NEW HOUSEMATE, NANCY, CROSSED THE LINE
WHEN SHE HOOKED UP WITH ALICIA'S BEST FRIEND, YOSAN.
I'M REALLY CONFUSED IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
***! IF YOU'RE GOING TO DISRESPECT ME,
I HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING IT RIGHT BACK.
ROCKY MET A GIRL NAMED BRITNEY, WHICH LEFT HER CONFUSED
ABOUT HER MAN BACK HOME.
[INDISTINCT]
THIS COULD NEVER HAVE BEEN ANYMORE PERFECT.
IT DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY.
BUT I AIN'T GOING TO LIE, IT FELT GOOD.
THIS IS GOING TO BE ADDRESSED TONIGHT.
AFTER VALENTINA BERATED SHANNON
FOR SHOWING HER UNDERWEAR IN THE CLUB...
WEAR SHORTS.
VALENTINA'S ANGER BOILED OVER,
ENDING IN AN ALL-OUT SCREAMING MATCH WITH ALICIA.
DON'T ACT THAT WAY TOWARDS ME, ALICIA!
WHATEVER ANGER YOU HAVE TOWARDS ROCKY AND SHANNON,
LIKE, TAKE IT OUT ON ROCKY AND SHANNON.
STOP TREATING ME LIKE [BLEEP]!
[ROCKY MOANING]
[GIGGLING]
THIS WEEK, ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
YOU CANNOT KEEP DOING THIS TO ME.
DOING WHAT?
TREATING ME LIKE [BLEEP]!
FINALLY, SOME DRAMA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH THAT ONE *** CAN TAKE
TILL SHE SNAPS FOR REAL.
BRITNEY'S HERE AND I'M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
'CAUSE I NEED AN ESCAPE.
STEPH, I'M HAVING GAY PROBLEMS.
CAN YOU HELP ME?
I'M HAVING STRAIGHT PROBLEMS. HELP ME.
WE JUST GOT A NEW GIRL. SHE'S HELLA RATCHET.
SHE'S IN THERE TALKING ABOUT NANCY.
WHEN NANCY HEARS THAT ROCKY HAS BEEN TALKING
ABOUT HER BEHIND HER BACK, SHE IS GOING TO BE LIVID.
WHY YOU LAUGHING AT ME, ***?
WHY THE [BLEEP] YOU LAUGHING AT ME, ***?
NOBODY'S LAUGHING AT YOU.
WELL, ***, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT [BLEEP].
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
♪ WHAT I WANT, YEAH, I GET IT ♪
♪ YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, I SAID IT ♪
♪ LIVE THE LIFE YOU WISH YOU HAD ♪
♪ SUGAR, SPICE AND EVERYTHING ♪
♪ B-B-BAD GIRLS, YOU LIKE TO TALK TOUGH ♪
♪ DON'T YOU WISH YOU COULD ROLL WITH US? ♪
♪ LOVE TO HATE US, CAN'T GET ENOUGH ♪
♪ WELCOME TO THE BAD GIRLS CLUB ♪
♪ BAD GIRLS ♪
DO NOT DO THAT TO ME!
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY BUNIM/MURRAY PRODUCTIONS
DON'T ACT THAT WAY TOWARDS ME, ALICIA!
YOU GRABBED MY ARM, VALENTINA!
'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO CALM YOU DOWN!
I WASN'T--I DIDN'T NEED TO BE CALMED DOWN!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING AFTER HER!
NO, I DID NOT!
YOU THOUGHT-- THEN WHY'D YOU GRAB ME?
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO KEEP DOING THIS TO ME!
DOING WHAT?
TREATING ME LIKE [BLEEP]!
I'M KIND OF FEELING TOO DRUNK
TO EVEN COMPREHEND WHAT'S GOING ON RIGHT NOW.
EARLIER IN THE NIGHT, WE'RE AT OPERA,
AND VALENTINA WAS PISSED AT SHANNON AND ROCKY.
YOU GOT SHANNON SHOWING HER COOCHIE.
GIRL, THERE'S NO REASON WHY
I SHOULD KNOW WHAT COLOR THONG YOU WEARING.
I'M A CLASSY-*** ***!
SO, WE GET HOME FROM OPERA, AND VALENTINA GOES AND TALKS
TO ALICIA, WHO'S SUPPOSED TO HAVE HER BAG.
AND ALICIA PUSHES HER OFF AND IS LIKE, "GET OFF OF ME."
VALENTINA GOES INTO THE CLOSET AND IS GOING OFF ON ALICIA.
I DON'T GIVE A [BLEEP]!
I DON'T CARE! I DON'T CARE!
STOP IT!
MY MIND IS WANDERING, AND IT'S DRIVING ME CRAZY.
THIS [BLEEP] LOYALTY AND RESPECT.
I'M NEVER GOING TO TURN DISLOYAL ON ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE.
IT'S LIKE, ONE DAY, YOU'RE, LIKE, COOL WITH ROCKY.
THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A FLIP-FLOPPER.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY ***, ALICIA.
LIKE, I AM CONFUSED.
HOW DO I TREAT YOU LIKE [BLEEP]?
STOP IT!
STOP TREATING ME LIKE--!
IF I [BLEEP] YOU, I [BLEEP] YOU!
IF I DON'T [BLEEP] YOU, I DON'T [BLEEP] YOU!
I AM TIRED OF THE PEOPLE THAT I [BLEEP] LIVE WITH
QUESTIONING ME!
I AM TIRED. I'M JUST TIRED. I AM TIRED.
FINALLY, SOME DRAMA ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE FENCE.
ALICIA, YOU CAN BE SINCERE TO VALENTINA.
THAT DOESN'T MATTER. THAT *** IS CRAZY.
STOP QUESTIONING ME. STOP QUESTIONING ME.
THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH THAT ONE *** CAN TAKE
UNTIL SHE SNAPS FOR REAL.
I AM REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW
ABOUT WHO IS ARGUING AND FIGHTING RIGHT NOW,
BECAUSE IT DOES NOT MAKE SENSE.
SO I NEED AN ESCAPE.
BRITNEY'S HERE,
AND I'M JUST GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME,
'CAUSE I... DON'T...
CARE.
BRITNEY, DON'T BE SHY.
YOU LOOK THAT WAY.
DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND?
NO. NO.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND FIRST.
***, YOU'VE GOT TO LEAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
WHO YOU TALKING TO?
SHE DON'T WANT TO BE WITH A BAD GIRL.
IT'S GOOD. I AIN'T TRIPPING.
WHO AM I TO BE TRIPPING?
Rocky: THIS IS SO WEIRD FOR ME.
BRITNEY...
SHE BRANG ME A PRESENT.
AND I THINK SHE HAS TO STRAP IT ON.
I'M NOT SURE... LIKE VELCRO...
[LAUGHS]
ALICIA, I'M TIRED OF YOU QUESTIONING MY FRIENDSHIP,
QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY AND TREATING ME LIKE THAT.
WHO'S QUESTIONING YOU?
YOU GRABBED ME DOWN TWO STAIRS, VALENTINA.
SHE SAID, "GET THE [BLEEP] OFF ME."
I DIDN'T SAY, "GET THE [BLEEP] OFF ME."
YOU SAID, "GET THE [BLEEP] OFF ME."
NO.
I SAID, "VALENTINA, I'M GONNA GO GET MY CIGARETTES."
YOU LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS FAKE.
SO ALICIA, IF I AM FAKE, DO NOT TALK TO ME.
'CAUSE AT THE END OF THE DAY,
I CAME TO THIS HOUSE BY MYSELF,
AND I HAVE NO PROBLEM LEAVING THIS HOUSE BY MYSELF.
Y'ALL JUST NEED TO GIVE EACH OTHER SOME SPACE.
YEAH, SOME [BLEEP] SPACE. FOR REAL.
I KNOW HOW VALENTINA IS AT THE END OF THE DAY.
I KNOW THAT SHE'S GOING TO POP OFF.
I KNOW THAT SHE'S GOING TO GET ANGRY AND SNAP OFF.
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S LIKE, THAT'S WHERE, LIKE,
LOYALTY REALLY COMES INTO PLAY.
WE'RE GOING TO TALK IT OUT TOMORROW
AND GET TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS [BLEEP].
THEY DOING IT.
SHE'S REALLY DOING IT.
[GIGGLES]
OH, YEAH!
GIVE ME SOMETHING TO DREAM ABOUT, ***!
Rocky: HEY, SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP. I CAN HEAR YOU.
OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE RUINING EVERYTHING.
Britney: NO.
ROCKY AND BRITNEY ARE HAVING SEX.
I'M LIKE, OH, NO,
THIS IS ROCKY'S FIRST LESBIAN EXPERIENCE.
OH, I'M SO NERVOUS FOR HER.
SHH!
[WHISPERS]
ROCKY'S MOANING HER *** OFF
AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S SO GOOD.
Rocky: OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T BREATHE.
[GIGGLING]
CAN WE SEE IT?
I WANT TO SEE IT.
YOU WANT TO SEE IT?
YEAH!
NO...NO...
LET ME SEE IT.
COME ON, LET ME SEE IT.
DAMN, ROCKY!
WHOO!
OH, LOOK! IT'S PURPLE!
MY FAVORITE COLOR!
SO ARE YOU GAY NOW?
[GIGGLES]
♪ COME OUT ♪
♪ COME ON ALONG, I KNOW THE WAY ♪
♪ COME ON OUT ♪
♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY ♪
♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL ♪
CHEERS.
TO FRIENDS.
HOPEFULLY I'LL SEE YOU AT THE SKATING RINK.
[GIGGLES]
I GOT FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP LAST NIGHT.
IT'S TOO EARLY.
***, YOU KNOW WE SOME 2PM, 3PM ***.
WHY WE UP?
I AM SO READY TO FORGET THE WHOLE YOSAN SITUATION.
HEY, Y'ALL NEED TO DO THAT [BLEEP] UPSTAIRS.
I'M REALLY CONFUSED IN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW.
I JUST WANT TO TRY AND GET TO KNOW NANCY.
I THINK I LOOKED LIKE MY DADDY,
'CAUSE THAT'S THE ONLY PERSON I KNEW OR SEEN PICTURES OF.
SO WHY DIDN'T YOUR MOM, LIKE...
WHAT WAS, LIKE, HER REASON FOR NOT BEING IN YOUR LIFE?
DOES SHE HAVE OTHER CHILDREN?
YOU DON'T KNOW.
THAT'S A QUESTION, LIKE, THEM QUESTIONS,
I GUESS FOREVER GOING TO JUST BE IN MY HEAD.
DAMN.
BUT I REALLY, LIKE, I WAS SO AMPED, ALICIA.
WHEN I GOT HER ADDRESS,
AND WHEN I FOUND OUT HOW TO GET THERE, LIKE,
YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN ME, ***. I DRESSED UP.
SO WHEN YOU WENT TO THE HOUSE, WHAT HAPPENED?
***, I STOOD AT THE DOOR FOR,
LIKE, TEN MINUTES BEFORE, LIKE, KNOCKING.
AND THIS LADY CAME TO THE DOOR
AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE SHE SEEN A GHOST.
SHE LIKE, "BABY, SIT DOWN.
YOUR MAMMA DIED IN 2006 OF A STROKE."
AND IT WAS LIKE, OH, DAMN.
I PUT MYSELF OUT THERE TO FAIL, YOU FEEL ME?
AND I WAS LIKE, "NO, I'M NEVER GOING BACK.
I REALLY DON'T WANT TO GET HURT NO MORE."
MY MINDSET WHEN SHE CAME INTO THE HOUSE WAS,
"I DON'T WANT TO GET TO KNOW THE NEW GIRL.
I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE'S BEEN THROUGH.
I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE DOES."
BUT NOW IT'S LIKE, "THIS GIRL'S BEEN THROUGH A LOT."
TO GROW UP NOT KNOWING YOUR MOM,
AND HAVING YOUR SISTER RAISE YOU,
IT, LIKE, REALLY TOUCHED MY HEART.
AND MY VIEW ON NANCY HAS CHANGED 100%.
Rocky: I'M TURNING GAY.
I GOT TO GET OUT OF THIS, ***.
I'M CROOKED.
WHY IS THAT A BAD THING?
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE A CHEATER,
AND, ACTUALLY, YOU'RE NOT A GOOD GIRLFRIEND.
YOU CHEATED ON HER, TECHNICALLY.
YOU CHEATED ON YOUR BOYFRIEND.
I DIDN'T GIVE A [BLEEP].
AM I HURTING YOUR FEELINGS?
GOOD.
I SHOULD.
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS TO HURT.
REALLY?
THAT'S HEARTLESS.
I DON'T LIKE THAT.
MOSES IS COMING TO THE HOUSE IN A FEW DAYS,
AND I'M NOT SURE WHAT TO THINK.
YES, I DID HAVE INTERCOURSE WITH A GIRL
AND MOSES ISN'T GOING TO LIKE THAT, BUT IT DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY.
I'M REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW.
OH, MY GOD, I'M GAY.
I NEED A CIGARETTE.
I MISSED EVERYTHING.
Y'ALL JUST KIND OF CAME TO THE CLOSET AND
THAT'S WHY I WAS KIND OF LOOKING, LIKE, "HUH?"
I WAS PISSED. I WENT TO GO TELL SHANNON, "NOW LISTEN, ***..."
SHOWING YOUR UNDERWEAR IN THE CLUB WAS NOT COOL.
THERE'S NO REASON WHY I SHOULD KNOW WHAT COLOR *** YOU'RE WEARING.
THAT'S INEXCUSABLE.
AND THEN, BEFORE YOU KNOW, I GO OUTSIDE, RIGHT?
VALENTINA, GET OFF OF ME.
WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
ALICIA LOOKED AT ME. I SAID, "REALLY?"
WHY YOU ACTING THAT WAY TOWARDS ME?
I SAID, "DON'T TREAT ME LIKE THAT."
YOU GUYS WEREN'T OUT THERE
WHEN WE HAD OUR LITTLE PICNIC OUT THERE.
THIS *** CALLED ME NAMES AND ALL TYPES OF [BLEEP].
IT'S LIKE, ONE DAY, YOU'RE COOL WITH ROCKY.
THE NEXT DAY, YOU'RE NOT. YOU'RE A FLIP-FLOPPER.
THAT [BLEEP] BEEN LINGERING ON IN MY HEAD.
I'VE NEVER QUESTIONED HER FRIENDSHIP TOWARDS ME.
FOR EVERYBODY OUT THERE THAT FEEL LIKE I'M A FLIP-FLOPPER,
[BLEEP] YOU ALL.
EVERYTHING WAS ABOUT ME. ME, ME, ME, ME.
SO SINCE I'M THE PROBLEM,
LET ME SEPARATE MYSELF FROM THIS [BLEEP] FRIENDSHIP.
COMING UP ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
SKATING IS AWESOME.
THIS IS A FUN RELIEF FROM THE BAD GIRLS CLUB HOUSE.
WHOA! OH, MY GOD!
ROCKY IS A DISASTER.
ROCKY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING.
IT'S VERY SLOPPY,
AND I JUST CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE.
BEING GAY IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN I THINK.
[GIGGLES]
I'M GOING TO START READING GAY BOOKS
BECAUSE I NEED SOME ADVICE.
"HOW TO BE GAY, THE RIGHT WAY."
BRITNEY.
SHE'S HELLA JEALOUS. I TOLD HER I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN ON FRIDAY
WITH A GUY FROM BACK HOME.
OH, YEAH.
RIGHT.
STEPH, I'M HAVING GAY PROBLEMS.
I'M HAVING STRAIGHT PROBLEMS.
WHAT'S THE DEAL?
SHE SAYS SHE HAS NO FEELINGS.
AM I HURTING YOUR FEELINGS?
I DON'T HAVE FEELINGS TO HURT.
IF IT'S FOR SEX, THEN THAT'S GREAT
IF THE *** DON'T GOT NO FEELINGS.
WHAT IF I END UP LIKING THIS GIRL?
EXACTLY. YOU WILL.
AND THEN MY HEART GETS BROKEN?
[GIGGLES]
OH, WELL. I'LL JUST DRINK A BEER AND I'LL FEEL BETTER.
[PHONE RINGING]
HEY.
TRY AND GET OUT HERE THIS WEEKEND,
BECAUSE ROCKY'S BOYFRIEND IS GOING TO BE HERE,
SO I WANT YOU TO BE HERE. PLEASE?
OKIE-DOKIE.
YAY!
I AM SUPER ECSTATIC TO SEE EDDIE.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I COULD SEE SOME PRESIDENTIAL
AND SOME ICE AND, YOU KNOW, DAMN...
WE DO HAVE A GOOD TIME TOGETHER.
EVERY TIME WE GO OUT,
IT'S LIKE ROCKY AND SHANNON ARE JUST THIRSTY.
YES! YES, GIRL!
YES!
HEY, I WAS LOOKING--I WAS LIKE, "WHAT IS THIS *** DOING?"
YOU'LL SEE.
AT THE END OF THE DAY, BE CAREFUL.
I MEAN, I AIN'T STUPID.
I CAN READ--I READ BETWEEN THE LINES.
[INDISTINCT] AND I KNOW TYPES.
I MAY NOT KNOW YOU, BUT I KNOW YOUR TYPE.
ROCKY IS AN ATTENTION ***.
IT'S KIND OF IRRITATING.
I HAVEN'T GOT TOO IRRITATED BY IT, YET,
BUT THAT *** BETTER WATCH HER BACK.
I'M GETTING REALLY IRRITATED.
DO YOU THINK THEY'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT US?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I DON'T THINK THEY'LL TALK ABOUT US TODAY.
WE'RE NOT GOING TO PUT BUGS IN HER EAR
LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO DO, 'CAUSE THEY NEED HER.
I AM A LITTLE BIT ON EDGE
ABOUT NANCY TALKING TO VALENTINA AND ALICIA.
FROM WHAT I'VE SEEN, NANCY IS EASILY INFLUENCED
BY WHATEVER VALENTINA AND ALICIA SAY.
THIS IS THE THING. YOU KNOW I OBSERVE PEOPLE'S BODIES.
NOT THEIR BRAINS BECAUSE I'M NOT CERTIFIED,
AND I HAVEN'T READ ENOUGH BOOKS FOR THAT.
NICE TRY, PAULA. OKAY?
BUT I LOOK AT PEOPLE'S BODIES,
BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE EDUCATED IN BODY.
HER ARMS ARE NOT STRONG AT ALL.
SHE HAS THICK LEGS, AND A LOT OF STRENGTH DOES COME
FROM YOU LEGS BUT, IN ORDER TO MAKE A HARD HIT,
YOU HAVE TO HAVE STRENGTH IN YOUR ARMS.
SHE HAS NO STRENGTH IN HER ARMS, WHATSOEVER.
AND SHE'S SLOPPY.
YEAH.
Valentina: ALICIA, WHAT YOU SAID TO ME LINGERED IN MY HEAD.
I DON'T FIGHT WITH PEOPLE
AND THEN GO BEHIND YOUR BACK AND THEN SAY SORRY.
THE WAY YOU SAID IT TO ME WAS SO WRONG. IT HURT ME.
I TRIED TO BRUSH IT OFF, BUT I COULDN'T.
IT SEEMED LIKE, WHEN I CAME OUTSIDE,
AND TRIED TO BE LIKE, "OKAY, ALICIA..."
I DIDN'T MEAN TO PULL YOU DOWN.
AND I WASN'T TRYING TO REALLY DO ANYTHING.
WHY THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE THAT?
HONESTLY, VALENTINA, ON MY MOTHER'S LIFE, LIKE, THAT'S NOT WHAT I FELT.
I REALLY DID JUST WANT TO GO IN THE HOUSE AND GET MY CIGARETTES.
VALENTINA IS MY BEST FRIEND.
BABE, YOU CAN YELL AT ME,
YOU CAN SCREAM AT ME, WHATEVER.
AT THE END OF THE DAY,
IT'S JUST, LIKE, A MISCOMMUNICATION.
LIKE, WE CAN TALK ABOUT IT. WE'RE FRIENDS.
IT'S A WRAP. I DON'T WANT YOU NO MORE.
I DON'T WANT YOU NO MORE.
ALICIA, STOP. [BLEEP] STOP!
THERE'S SO MUCH GAYNESS GOING ON HERE.
Y'ALL ARE SO GAY RIGHT NOW.
ALICIA IS MY BEST FRIEND IN THE HOUSE.
FIGHTING AND SCREAMING IS GOING TO HAPPEN NATURALLY,
BUT I KNOW THAT WE CAN GET OVER ANYTHING, 'CAUSE WE'RE BESTIES.
[PHONE RINGING]
HI.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M GOING TO A GAY BAR.
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU MEETING AT THE GAY BAR?
A GAY GIRL.
WHAT'RE YOU DOING WITH THIS GAY GIRL?
NOTHING.
BUT YOU LAUGH. HAVE YOU KISSED THIS GAY GIRL?
I'M NOT GAY.
I'M STRAIGHT.
I LIKE MOSES'S [BLEEP].
WE'RE ALL GOING TO GO SKATING AT METROSKATE TONIGHT.
AND BRITNEY'S GOING TO MEET ME THERE.
I AM REALLY CONFUSED RIGHT NOW ABOUT MOSES AND ME,
BUT I'M STILL GOING TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
THAT'S HOW YOU GOING IN, ***?
SOMEBODY GOING TO, ONE OF THESE DAYS, POKE YOU.
♪ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪
♪ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪
ARE YOU GOING TO CRY? [LAUGHS]
IT'S OKAY.
♪ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪
[LAUGHING]
SKATING IS AWESOME.
IT'S NOT SOMETHING I'D DO ALL THE TIME
OR ANYTHING THAT I'M GOOD AT,
BUT THIS IS A FUN RELIEF FROM THE BAD GIRLS CLUB HOUSE.
♪ TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT ♪
ROCKY DOESN'T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING SOMETIMES.
LIKE, YOU KNOW, YOU'VE GOT TO BE SELF-AWARE.
YOU'RE A WOMAN.
IT'S VERY SLOPPY AND I JUST CAN'T WATCH THIS ANYMORE.
ARE YOU COMING OVER?
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
YOU WERE ON A ROLL, THOUGH.
EVERY TIME I LOOKED UP, YOU WERE, ZOOP!
THAT'S SOME OLD SCHOOL [BLEEP].
I CAN'T DO THEM TRICKS NO MORE.
GO DOWN AND COME BACK UP.
Rocky: OH, MY GOD, I'M SO HEARTBROKEN.
MY BOYFRIEND'S SLEEPING-- YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S--
I WAS HAVING THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE, LIKE--
BYE, BRITNEY.
I LIKE HER.
I DO.
♪ IT'S A FUNNY KIND OF LOVING ♪
♪ THAT I KNOW ♪
♪ THAT I KNOW ♪
♪ AND I FEEL IT ♪
♪ ALL THE WAY ♪
♪ TO MY TOES ♪
♪ TO MY TOES ♪
Rocky: MY HEART IS BROKE.
WHEN BRITNEY WASN'T COMING OVER TONIGHT,
I WAS LIKE, NO WAY.
I DON'T EVEN WANT MOSES TO COME,
BUT I KNOW MOSES WILL GET HERE AND BE LIKE,
BRITNEY, WHO?
BRITNEY, WHO?
YEAH, OH, [BLEEP].
♪ TOMORROW'S GONNA COME ♪
♪ WHETHER I WANT IT OR NOT ♪
♪ GOT SOME ♪
♪ GROWING UP TO DO ♪
♪ I'M SURE GLAD IT WILL BE WITH YOU ♪
♪ AND I COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH ♪
♪ NO, I COULD NEVER GET ENOUGH ♪
♪ OF THAT STRANGE ♪
♪ STRANGE LOVE ♪
♪ STRANGE LOVE ♪
[PHONE RINGING]
HEY.
I'M SO DONE WITH THESE BI-POLAR HOS HERE.
FOR REAL.
ONE DAY THEY LIKE ME, THEN THE NEXT DAY THEY DON'T.
SAME GOES WITH THIS OTHER GIRL, MY FRIEND IN THE HOUSE.
THEY HATE HER. LIKE, THE OTHER DAY, LIKE, "WE DON'T LIKE HER.
WE HATE SHANNON. WE LIKE YOU, ROCKY."
AND THEN, TWO DAYS LATER,
IT'S, LIKE, THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
AS YOU GUYS KNOW ME, I'M LURKING 101.
I ALWAYS WALK INTO THE KITCHEN
EVERY TIME THIS *** IS ON THE PHONE.
DUDE, IT'S LIKE, WE JUST GOT A NEW GIRL, OR WHATEVER.
WE SHOWED HER AROUND THE HOUSE.
WE WERE SUPER NICE WHEN NOBODY ELSE WAS,
'CAUSE NOBODY WANTED TO LIKE HER.
MM-HMM.
I WAS--SHE WAS LIKE, "HAVE THERE EVER BEEN ANY FIGHTS?"
I WAS LIKE, "YEAH, I GOT IN A FIGHT. I GOT JUMPED."
SHE'S LIKE, "OH, PEOPLE WANT TO JUMP YOU AND [BLEEP]?"
AND I WAS LIKE, "WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT, YEAH."
AND SHE GOES BACK AND TELLS THEM THAT I SAID THAT.
REALLY.
LIKE FOUR HOURS OF HER BEING HERE.
SHE'S HELLA RATCHET.
HELLA GHETTO-GHETTO.
[LAUGHING]
ROCKY, I CAN BASICALLY HEAR HER LAUGHING AT NANCY.
DAMN.
WHENEVER SHANNON AND ROCKY ARE ON THE PHONE,
ALL THEY'RE DOING IS TALKING [BLEEP]
ABOUT EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE.
ONE OF THE GIRLS IS THE BROKEST *** IN THE HOUSE.
RATCHET.
SHE'S STUPID. YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO STUPID.
SHE HAS, LIKE, A ROTTEN TOOTH IN FRONT.
SHE'S A TOTAL ***.
UGLY ***.
***. ANYWAY, CONTINUE.
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT I DO? I GO TO PAULA AND I TELL HER.
YOU KNOW, JUST TO TELL MY *** IN THE HOUSE WHAT'S UP.
'CAUSE I'M TIRED OF ROCKY'S PHONE-DOUGING.
SHE'S IN THERE TALKING ABOUT NANCY.
OH, SHE'S ON THE PHONE?
WE'LL WALK IN THERE AT THE RIGHT MOMENT.
I THINK I DO IT ON PURPOSE. IT NEVER FAILS.
I WOULD HATE TO BE ROCKY RIGHT NOW,
BECAUSE WHEN NANCY HEARS THAT ROCKY HAS BEEN TALKING
ABOUT HER BEHIND HER BACK, SHE IS GOING TO BE LIVID.
WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME?
WHY THE [BLEEP] YOU LAUGHING AT ME, ***?
COMING UP ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
WHY DO I HAVE TO HOOK UP WITH A GIRL?
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL MOSES,
BECAUSE THAT'S GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.
MEET HIM AT A BAR, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM--TO BED.
Rocky: I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH BRITNEY.
THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHIN' TO THOSE STRAP-ONS.
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX THAT LONG IN A LONG TIME.
[GIGGLES]
I'M THE ONE WHO HOOKED UP WITH A GIRL.
MM-HMM.
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TELL MOSES,
BECAUSE IT'S GOING TO HURT HIS FEELINGS.
IT'S EASY.
YOU JUST MEET HIM AT A BAR, POP IT OFF,
BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, TO THE BED.
WHEN HE GETS HERE, I AM GOING TO HAVE SEX IN THIS TENT.
MOSES DOES MUSIC, AND I LIKE THAT, IT'S FUN.
BUT BRITNEY'S COOL, TOO.
♪ AND I DON'T WANT TO COME DOWN, DOWN, DOWN ♪
♪ I DON'T WANT TO COME DOWN ♪
SO MOSES AND MYSTERY GUY ARE GOING TO COME?
DOES HE NOW ABOUT BRITNEY?
NO. WELL, HE KNOWS I WENT OUT TO A BAR TO MEET A GIRL.
HE'S LIKE, "YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO HER."
AND I SAID, NO. BECAUSE I TECHNICALLY DIDN'T.
SHE DID [BLEEP] TO ME.
YOU MIGHT HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC ABOUT YOUR QUESTION.
I ANSWERED HIS QUESTION TRUTHFULLY.
"DID YOU DO ANYTHING TO HER?"
NO.
BUT SHE DID THINGS-- I DIDN'T SAY THAT, BUT--
YES.
TONIGHT, WE'RE HEADING OUT TO HARLEM NIGHTS
AND WE'RE GOING TO MEET MOSES AND EDDIE THERE.
I'M REALLY EXCITED.
OH, MY GOD! THEY ARE SO YELLOW!
BUY WHITE STRIPS. THEY'RE 50 BUCKS. THEY'LL WORK.
EW! THEY LOOK LIKE CHEESE!
[GIGGLES]
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ IF YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE LOOKING GOOD ♪
♪ THEN PUT YOUR HANDS UP, HANDS UP ♪
♪ AND IF YOU'RE DANCING ON THE FLOOR ♪
♪ THEN DON'T YOU LOOK NO FURTHER ♪
MOSES.
HI, MOSES. I'M SHANNON.
I SEE MOSES FOR THE FIRST TIME
AND I THINK, BECAUSE I BELIEVE ROCKY TO BE GORGEOUS,
I THINK THAT, CLEARLY,
SHE COULD GET A BETTER-LOOKING DUDE.
BUT FOR THE MOST PART, MOSES LOOKS CLEAN.
NICE CLOTHES ON, YOU KNOW. HE LOOKS RESPECTABLE.
HOW YOU DOING?
SHANNON'S BOYFRIEND, EDDIE, "MR. YES," COMES IN,
I'M LIKE, HE HAS BRAIDS! HE'S LIKE 45, OKAY?
HE HAS GOLD TEETH. AND I'M LIKE, REALLY?
EDDIE, THIS IS MOSES. WE MADE IT!
WE MADE IT!
WE'RE GOING TO HEAD BACK IN THE LIMO.
AND MOSES AND EDDIE ARE GOING TO MEET US BACK AT HOME.
YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. I'M BEAUTIFUL.
I CAN'T HELP THAT WE'RE BEAUTIFUL TOGETHER.
SO ARE WE [BLEEP] TONIGHT?
WAIT!
NO!
♪ YEAH, YOU GET ME ♪
♪ YES, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN ♪
♪ YOU'RE SUSPICIOUSLY DELICIOUS ♪
♪ JUST LIKE COOKIES AND CREAM ♪
OH, MY GOD!
WHEN I GET DRUNK, I TURN SILLY AND PERVERT, MIXED TOGETHER.
AND I JUST WANT TO CHASE MY ***.
I MEAN, THAT IS MY BABY DADDY.
[GIGGLES]
VALENTINA, I LOVE YOU, BUT BABE, SERIOUSLY,
WHEN YOU GET DRUNK, YOU'RE CRAZY.
COME ON, ALICIA.
ALICIA, STOP, ALICIA, STOP, ALICIA, STOP.
I HAVE EDDIE ON HIS WAY,
WHICH, HE SHOULD BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
ALONG WITH MY ***'S MAN AS WELL.
AND TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, WE JUST WANT TO [BLEEP].
WE'RE JUST TRYING TO [BLEEP].
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
MOSES. HEY, THERE.
'SUP. HOLLA.
WELCOME TO THE BAD GIRLS CLUB.
MOSES IS HERE AND I FINALLY GET SOME MALE ATTENTION
FROM SOMEBODY THAT I'M SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO.
[BURPS]
THAT SUCKS.
ACTUALLY, IT'S GOOD, 'CAUSE I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE TO EAT.
EW! THERE'S MAYON--
[GASPS] EW!
I'VE BEEN EATING HAMBURGER WITH MAYONNAISE?
OH--OH, MY GOD. I'M GOING TO GET SICK.
I'M GOING TO THROW UP.
[BURPS, THROWS UP]
[KNOCKS]
HI, DADDY. WHAT'S UP, BABY?
I AM SO HAPPY THAT EDDIE IS FINALLY HERE TO THE HOUSE.
I DEFINITELY WANT TO HAVE SEX, YESTERDAY.
THESE GIRLS ARE NASTY.
YOU KNOW, IT'S DISGUSTING, LIKE, EW.
I REALLY FEEL LIKE I MIGHT THROW UP.
I WANT TO [BLEEP] SO BAD.
I JUST WANT TO RIDE YOUR [BLEEP] SO HARD.
LET'S GO [BLEEP].
COME ON. LET'S GO [BLEEP] RIGHT NOW.
COME WITH ME. LET'S GO UPSTAIRS FOR A SECOND.
MOSES IS THE FIRST GUY, AND THE ONLY GUY,
THAT'S EVER MADE ME ***.
I'M GOING TO TAKE MOSES
AND DO NASTY, BAD GIRL THINGS TO HIM.
♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪
♪ PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME ♪
♪ TO THIS BIG FAT BEAT ♪
♪ GET YOUR FRIENDS, I'LL GET MINE ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALL GET CRAY-CRAY-CRAY ♪
♪ WHEN I'M GOOD, BABY, I'M GOOD ♪
♪ WHEN I'M BAD, BABY, I'M BAD ♪
♪ WHEN I'M GOOD, BABY, I'M GOOD ♪
♪ WHEN I'M BAD, BABY, I'M BAD ♪
♪ I'M BAD ♪
ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT TO GO.
BYE. LOVE YOU.
LOVE YOU, TOO.
SNOOKIE. I MISS MY BOO.
I WILL SEE YOU LATER ON TODAY.
BYE, BABY.
I'LL CALL YOU LATER.
[BLEEP] IDIOT.
CAN'T STAND HIM.
THE SEX, IT WAS ALL RIGHT,
'CAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT BRITNEY THE WHOLE TIME.
ARE YOU [BLEEP] SERIOUS?
I REALLY CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT BRITNEY.
HI, MOSES.
THAT'S BAD.
I REALLY THINK I'M GAY.
I MEAN, IT WASN'T BAD.
IT WAS VERY GOOD, BUT--
YOU JUST HAD SOMEBODY ELSE ON YOUR MIND.
AND THAT TELLS YOU SOMETHING, RIGHT THERE 'CAUSE YOU CAN TA--
WHAT AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO RIGHT NOW?
A LOVE TRIANGLE.
BYE, YOU GUYS.
Y'ALL *** BETTER BEHAVE. PAULA, WATCH THEM.
FOR REAL, SHUT UP.
SHUT UP. YOU SHUT UP.
THINGS HAVE BEEN UP AND DOWN WITH ALICIA AND I,
SO WE JUST WANT TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE
TO, LIKE, UNWIND AND RE-GROUP.
IN MY HEAD ♪
♪ IN MY HEAD ♪
IN MY HEAD ♪
♪ IN MY HEAD ♪
SHANNON AND ROCKY, RIGHT?
IF YOU IRRITATE ME, IF YOU AGGRAVATE ME,
I'M GOING TO POP YOUR [BLEEP] OFF.
I CAN'T HELP IT, BECAUSE THEY MAKE ME WANT TO POP OFF.
I JUST FEEL LIKE ROCKY IS SO BEING FAKE.
I FEEL LIKE SHE IS DIRTY AS [BLEEP].
ONE DAY SHE'S [BLEEP] A ***, NEXT DAY, HER MAN COMES
AND SHE'S [BLEEP] HIM.
I DON'T GET DOWN WITH THAT.
I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT ME.
UM, I KNEW THAT THEY WERE TALKING [BLEEP]
WHEN REGGIE CAME UP TO ME IN THE CLUB.
HE CAME UP TO ME. HE WAS LIKE,
"SO YOU'RE THE ONE THAT BEAT UP ROCKY?" I WAS LIKE, "NO."
HE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, THEN IT WAS VALENTINA."
I WAS LIKE, "WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?"
HE SAID, "BECAUSE THEY TOLD ME."
I WAS LIKE, "WHO IS THEY?" SHANNON AND ROCKY.
MM-HMM.
WHY THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU JUST TELLING ME THIS?
I WANTED TO TELL YOU, BUT IT WAS THE WRONG TIME.
BECAUSE IF YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A WRAP ALREADY.
LIKE, AN OFFICIAL WRAP.
WHY THE HELL DOES A BARTENDER FROM A [BLEEP] BAR
KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN OUR HOUSE?
THAT'S THE PROBLEM. ROCKY NEEDS TO STOP RUNNING HER MOUTH.
EVERY TIME I GO AND APPROACH HER, SHE LIES ABOUT IT.
THIS TIME, SHE'S NOT GOING TO LIE ABOUT THIS.
BECAUSE IF SHE LIES ABOUT IT, THEN I WILL BEAT HER ***.
COMING UP ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
SHE WAS ON THE PHONE AND I HEARD HER BASICALLY SAY THAT...
WE JUST GOT A NEW GIRL. SHE'S HELLA RATCHET.
THE FIRST THING SHE'S GOING TO SEE IS ME,
A MAD-***, LIGHT-SKINNED *** WITH BLONDE HAIR,
READY TO WAIL ON HER.
WHOO! THEY'RE HERE!
DID YOU HEAR HER LAST NIGHT? I HEARD HER IN THE SHOWER.
[MOANING]
I HEARD HER IN THE SHOWER...
SHUT UP, ***!
[MOANING]
WITH HER VIBRATOR.
OH, MY GOD, VALENTINA!
[MOANING]
WHY IS SHE DOING THIS TO ME RIGHT NOW?
[IMITATES BUZZING]
[MOANING]
VALENTINA IS LYING.
SHE KNOWS SHE DIDN'T HEAR THAT [BLEEP]...
REALLY?
BUT SHE WANT TO MAKE IT UP, RIGHT NOW.
SHE DOES. IT'S NOT THE TRUTH.
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO COVER MY MOUTH UP?
[SCREAMS]
[MOANING] OH, OH, OH, MY GOD!
ROCKY AND SHANNON.
I WANT TO BELIEVE THAT THEY'RE, LIKE, GENUINE.
I JUST DON'T BELIEVE IT.
I WANT TO KNOW WHO SAID IT AND WHAT WAS SAID.
THIS IS WHAT BRINGS THE CRAZY VALENTINA OUT.
AND THIS SITUATION WILL BE ADDRESSED.
I TELL VALENTINA WHAT REGGIE SAYS,
AND MY TICKING TIME-BOMB, OF COURSE, IS READY TO EXPLODE.
I MEAN, IT'S VALENTINA.
OF COURSE SHE'S GOING TO EXPLODE.
WITH SHANNON AND ROCKY, I TRIED MY HARDEST.
I TRIED, AND I TRIED, AND I TRIED.
AND NOW, IT'S JUST-- IT'S TOO LATE.
I'M JUST SICK OF, LIKE, FAKE PEOPLE. I HATE FAKE.
I KNOW. LIKE, NO.
YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT TO RESTAURANTS,
TALKING [BLEEP] ABOUT US TO [BLEEP] THAT WORK THERE.
REGGIE DON'T LIVE WITH US IN OUR HOUSE.
THE MINUTE YOU SAID THIS, ALICIA,
YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S [BLEEP] GOING ON IN MY MIND.
I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING THIS *** IN HER FACE.
YOU READY, ROCKY?
WE'RE GOING TO GO TO EINSTEIN'S
AND MEET UP WITH EDDIE AND MOSES,
WHICH IS FABULOUS. LOVE IT!
DO YOU WANT TO SIT IN THE FRONT? YEAH.
IS THAT SHANNON AND ROCKY?
YEAH, THAT IS THEM.
SO THEN, WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO WAIT.
I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR FACE.
NOW [BLEEP] IS GOING TO BUILD UP.
Valentina: I FOUND OUT SOME INFORMATION.
SHAN-ROCK IS LUCKY THAT THEY'RE NOT AT HOME,
BECAUSE WE ARE SERIOUSLY READY TO ADDRESS THIS [BLEEP].
THERE'S NO REASON WHY SOMEBODY LIKE REGGIE,
WHO'S A BARTENDER AT [BLEEP] EINSTEIN'S,
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT EVERYTHING
THAT'S GOING ON IN THIS [BLEEP] HOUSE.
I'M POINT-TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM KNOCKING A *** OUT.
HI.
WHAT'S UP, BABY? WHAT'S GOING ON?
Alicia: HE WAS LIKE, YEAH, THEY'RE MAD.
AND THEY KIND OF TOLD ME THAT THE HOUSE IS DIVIDED.
AND I KIND OF FIGURED, 'CAUSE I ALWAYS SEE THEM AT EINSTEIN'S
AND I NEVER SEE YOU.
THEN, I WAS LIKE, THEY'RE FAKE.
AND HE WAS LIKE,
WELL, ANYWAY, I WAS JUST LUCKY YOU GUYS COULD COME.
THAT'S SWEET OF HIM.
THAT WASN'T NEC-- HE WAS JUST TRYING TO TELL US--
I MEAN, REGGIE'S REALLY--REGGIE'S REALLY NICE.
I JUST DON'T LIKE ALL THAT FAKE [BLEEP], MAN.
ROCKY SAID, "ONE DAY, YOU WAKE UP AND YOU LIKE US.
THE NEXT DAY, YOU DON'T LIKE US."
AND THE REASON WHY I WAKE UP ONE DAY LIKING YOU
AND THE NEXT DAY I DON'T IS BECAUSE
I GET ANOTHER CONFIRMATION THAT YOU GUYS ARE TALKING [BLEEP].
SO NOW, IT'S JUST TO THE POINT WHERE I'M PERIOD.
AND THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW.
I DON'T [BLEEP] WITH YOU, ROCKY.
THIS IS HOW MANY PEOPLE THAT TOLD YOU ABOUT HAVING
ME AND VALENTINA'S NAME IN YOUR MOUTH?
THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW.
YOU KNOW, THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE IN THIS HOUSE
THAT CAN'T KEEP THEIR MOUTH SHUT,
THAT WOULD LIKE TO GO AROUND TELLING EVERYONE
EVERYONE'S DRAMA, WHICH I DON'T RESPECT,
BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, "IF YOU NEED TO SAY SOMETHING TO ME,
"TELL ME. I DON'T WANT TO FIND OUT
FROM SOMEONE ELSE, PLAYIN' TELEPHONE."
I FEEL LIKE, WHAT'S KILLING ME MOST,
IS THESE *** ARE CRAZY.
I MEAN, LIKE, CRAZY.
NOT THAT THEY'RE CRAZY GOOD FIGHTERS.
I MEAN, LIKE, BI-POLAR CRAZY.
NO, THEY REALLY ARE. THESE WOMEN ARE SO WEIRD!
LIKE A LIGHT SWTICH. LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH.
I'M TALKING ABOUT TALKING [BLEEP] AND THEN CRYING
LESS THAN 30 SECONDS LATER.
AND 30 SECONDS, LATER YOU'RE LIKE--
LET HER APOLOGIZE AFTER YOU WHOOP THAT ***,
DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME.
REGGIE!
SURPRISE!
THANKS, REGGIE!
CHEERS!
TO SOME BAD ***!
FOR SURE!
HIT THAT!
I THINK THAT, LIKE, IF WE HAVE ISSUES WITHIN THE CIRCLE,
RIGHT HERE, IT SHOULD BE BROUGHT UP NOW.
IF YOU'VE BEEN HIDING SOMETHING,
JUST SAY IT NOW, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING.
I CAN AGREE WITH THAT.
IN GENERAL, WHEN I CAME IN HERE, I'M GOING TO BE REAL,
ALICIA, I DIDN'T THINK YOU, DIDN'T--I REALLY FELT
LIKE YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO GIVE ME A CHANCE.
AND I GET VERY DEFENSIVE WHEN I FEEL LIKE THAT, I MEAN,
I GET VERY DEFENSIVE, LIKE, I'M GOING TO WATCH YOU OUT OF
THE CORNER OF MY EYE TYPE OF [BLEEP].
IN MY DEFENSE, LIKE, MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOU WAS LIKE,
"OH, MY GOD, LIKE, HERE WE GO.
"THIS MUST BE A LOUD, RATCHET-*** GIRL,
AND ME AND HER ARE GOING TO GET INTO IT."
NANCY LOVES THAT GHETTO LOVE.
MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF HER WAS, SHE'S RATCHET.
AND I'M RIGHT ON, I THINK, WITH IT.
SHE IS RATCHET.
AND I REALLY DON'T LIKE WHEN PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF THEIR RATCHETNESS.
AND HER TEETH BOTHER ME.
THAT ONE YELLOW TOOTH THAT SHE HAS.
THAT ROTTEN TOOTH.
IT WAS A--IT HAD A-- IT TOTALLY SLIPPED MY MIND.
I HEAR ROCKY ON THE PHONE, TALKING TO HER FRIEND,
BASICALLY TALKING [BLEEP] ABOUT YOU.
YOU KNOW HOW I BE LURKIN' AND I HEARD HER BASICALLY SAY...
"WE JUST GOT A NEW GIRL. SHE'S HELLA RATCHET.
HELLA GHETTO-GHETTO"
I ACCIDENTALLY LET THE CAT OUT OF THE BAG.
HEY, I HEARD ROCKY ON THE PHONE LAUGHING AT YOU.
NANCY, SHE IS PISSED.
SHE BE ON SOME OTHER [BLEEP], DAWG. ON SOME OTHER [BLEEP].
JUST LET ME SAY WHAT I HAVE TO SAY WHEN THEY COME IN THE DOOR.
AFTER THAT, YA'LL CAN SAY WHATEVER THE [BLEEP] YOU WANT TO SAY.
I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHY THE [BLEEP] I GET PLAYED.
I'M JUST GOING TO ASK HER, WHY THE [BLEEP] ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ME ON THE PHONE TO YOUR FRIEND, ***?
I'M NOT--GIVING--GIVING YOU THE TIME OF DAY.
I'M TIRED OF FORGIVING HER. *** ALWAYS WANT TO COME SAY SORRY TO ME.
***, I DON'T SAY SORRY.
VALENTINA LETS IT SLIP OUT THAT ROCKY IS TALKING [BLEEP]
ABOUT ME AND PLAYING ME LIKE A JOKE.
AND I DON'T TAKE THAT [BLEEP] LIGHTLY.
I AM WAITING ON ROCKY TO COME HOME,
BECAUSE THE FIRST THING SHE'S GOING TO SEE IS ME,
A MAD-***, LIGHT-SKINNED *** WITH BLONDE HAIR,
READY TO WAIL ON HER.
I'M FIXING TO GO PUT SOME MAKEUP ON
'CAUSE I WANT TO LOOK CUTE
IF I'M GOING TO BE A *** ***.
[LAUGHS]
SHANNON, YOU NEED TO GET INTO A FIGHT.
I ALREADY TOLD HER THAT.
YEAH, SURE.
YOU COULD KILL 'EM, LIKE, DON'T HESITATE.
THE [BLEEP] HAIR UP IN A PONYTAIL.
DROP THAT [BLEEP] AROUND IN A [BLEEP] BAR.
AND HANDLE YOUR [BLEEP] BUSINESS, PERIOD.
YOU'RE SO PASSIVE, LIKE, PEOPLE LIKE YOU,
YOU'RE GENUINELY JUST A NICE PERSON.
FOR YOU TO BE LIKE,
"I'M GOING TO FIGHT SOMEBODY OVER PETTY [BLEEP],"
LIKE, IT'S NOT YOU. BUT LIKE I SAID,
YOU HAVE TO DEFEND YOURSELF,
AND YOU DON'T LET ANYBODY USE YOU
FOR A WELCOME MAT AND WALK OVER YOU, YOU KNOW?
HOW'D IT GO DOWN HERE?
[LAUGHING]
WHAT?
I TOLD HER TO TRY TO GRAB ME AND HER HAND SLIPPED.
I TOLD YOU.
I'M PUTTING ON SOME PETROLEUM JELLY,
BECAUSE WHEN YOU HAVE THAT ON, A *** CAN'T GRAB YOU.
EVERYBODY IS SUITED AND BOOTED.
WE ARE HAIR-READY,
CLOTHES-READY, OIL-READY.
LIKE, WE'RE READY FOR THIS [BLEEP] TO COME IN THE DOOR.
TOO BAD FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO IDEA.
I HATE KICKING AND I HATE PULLING HAIR.
RIGHT.
BUT IF YOU MADE ME PULL YOUR HAIR, ***, YOU WOULD BE BALD.
CHECK THIS OUT, THOUGH. THAT HO KICK ME,
I'M GOING TO PULL THAT HO BY HER [BLEEP] LEG.
I'M GOING TO THROW SOME BABY POWDER IN THAT HO'S FACE.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO ANYTHING--I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW--
I'M GOING TO BEAT HER *** EVERY DAY UNTIL SHE TELL ME.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I LEARNED ABOUT NANCY IS
SHE HATES FEELING EMBARRASSED
OR FEELING LIKE PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT HER.
I KNOW IT'S ABOUT TO BE WORLD WAR TEN
AS SOON AS SHAN-ROCK GETS HOME.
OKAY, GUYS. WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO.
NO.
IT WAS A GREAT-- IT WAS A GREAT DINNER.
YOU TAKE CARE.
SHANNON, OUR CAB'S GOING TO LEAVE.
BYE-FALICIOUS.
BYE.
HEY, BEHAVE YOURSELVES, [BLEEP].
I'M GOING TO PRETTY GIRL ROCK THIS [BLEEP] OUT.
I'M GOING TO BEHAVE MYSELF, ALWAYS.
MOSES, BE BAD. BE AS BAD AS YOU CAN.
[LAUGHS]
I DON'T KNOW WHERE ME AND MOSES ARE GOING TO END UP.
I REALLY CAN'T PREDICT IT.
I'M NOT SURE IF WE'RE GOING TO BE TOGETHER.
BUT BRITNEY.
I THINK I LIKE THE EMOTIONAL CONNECTION
WITH HER, 'CAUSE I DON'T GET THAT FROM MOSES.
BYE, GUYS!
TAKE ANY SHARP OBJECTS OFF, ***.
I TOOK MY EARRINGS OFF.
THAT'S HOW SERIOUS I [BLEEP] AM, ***.
I DON'T LIKE ACTING OUT OF CHARACTER, BUT
I HAVE NO PROBLEM ACTING OUT OF CHARACTER
FOR *** LIKE THIS.
SHANNON AND ROCKY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ABOUT TO WALK INTO.
YEAH, LIKE, THESE HOS IN HERE ARE GETTIN' GREASED UP, LIKE,
I DON'T THINK Y'ALL KNOW ABOUT PETROLEUM JELLY...
NANCY, SHE DOESN'T LIKE BEING LAUGHED AT.
SHE FELT LIKE ROCKY WAS LAUGHING AT HER.
[LAUGHS]
VALENTINA'S LIKE, "I DON'T LIKE HER TALKING SMACK EITHER."
THEY WANT [INDISTINCT]
WHY YOU LAUGHING AT ME? WHY YOU LAUGHING AT ME, ***?
IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?
[BLEEP]
LOOK AT THEM. WHAT THE [BLEEP]?
COMING UP ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
WHOO! THEY ARE HERE.
OH, MY GOD.
I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
ARE Y'ALL LAUGHING AT ME?
IS Y'ALL LAUGHING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK?
'CAUSE I APPRECIATE KEEPING IT REAL WITH Y'ALL
THIS WHOLE [BLEEP] TIME, ROCKY.
WE SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
WHEN ME AND SHANNON WERE OUT, THEY WERE BACK AT HOME
JUST GETTING TO NANCY AND PUTTIN' BUGS IN HER EAR.
WHOO! THEY ARE HERE.
SOMEBODY, GIVE ME THE VASELINE, TOO.
HURRY UP!
LORD. LORD.
IT'S SHOWTIME.
OH, MY GOD.
I HAVE ONE QUESTION FOR YOU.
ARE Y'ALL LAUGHIN' AT ME?
IS Y'ALL LAUGHIN' AT ME BEHIND MY BACK?
'CAUSE I APPRECIATE KEEPIN' IT REAL WITH Y'ALL
THIS WHOLE [BLEEP] TIME, ROCKY.
NO.
I'VE BEEN KEEPING IT REAL WITH BOTH Y'ALL.
I'VE BEEN REAL.
SO WHY THE [BLEEP] AM I HEARING
ABOUT [BLEEP] LAUGHING AT ME BEHIND MY BACK?
NO ONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU.
WELL, ***, I DON'T BELIEVE THAT [BLEEP].
WHO THE [BLEEP] IS LAUGHIN' AT ME BEHIND MY BACK?
*** ARE TRYIN' TO EMBARRASS ME. ONE OF Y'ALL.
I'VE BEEN IN THE HOUSE FOR, LIKE, 2.3 SECONDS,
AND NANCY IS SCREAMING AT ME.
LIKE, I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
WHEN ME AND SHANNON WERE OUT, THEY WERE BACK AT HOME,
JUST GETTING TO NANCY AND PUTTIN' BUGS IN HER EAR.
DUDE, THIS [BLEEP] MAKES ME MAD.
WHY THE [BLEEP] YOU LAUGHIN' AT ME BEHIND MY BACK?
NO, I'M NOT LAUGHIN' AT YOU.
THEN WHAT THE [BLEEP] YOU LAUGHING AT?
WHY DOES REGGIE THE BARTENDER KNOW WHAT THE [BLEEP]
IS GOIN' ON IN THIS HOUSE?
WERE YOU LAUGHIN' AT ME? ***, I--
YOU'RE YELLING AT THE WRONG PERSON, NANCY.
***, I AIN'T YELLING AT THE WRONG PERSON.
SHUT THE [BLEEP] UP.
YOU'RE THE ONES LAUGHING ABOUT HER TEETH.
I'VE SEEN THAT [BLEEP]. OH, HELL NO.
NEXT TIME, ON THE "BAD GIRLS CLUB"...
ALICIA, YOU WANT TO JUMP ME?
GUESS THE [BLEEP] WHAT, I'M GOING TO TURN THIS [BLEEP] UP.
IF I DON'T PICK UP NO DUDE WITHIN THE NEXT WEEK,
I'M GOING TO THE GAY CLUB AND I'M PICKING UP A ***.
I NEED SOME [BLEEP] IN MY LIFE.
NANCY LOOK GOOD.
AS SOON AS THAT *** WALKS THIS WAY, SIDELINE THAT ***.
YOU REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO JUMP ME
AND I AIN'T GOING TO DO NOTHING BACK?
I NEED REVENGE.
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