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Y'listening? Okay.
Grass grows, sun shines, and brother?
Imma bird.
Archimedes: *curr*
Heavy: YAAAAAAAAAAAA-
[explodes] -AAAAAARGH!
Scout (shredded by explosion): MY ARM!
Kill me.
Medic: Later.
(to Medic:) No!
*hehehe*
Most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage,
but I'm fairly certain your heart...
[far explosion]
What was noise?
[inner evil laugh]
Birds, ha ha ha.
He (the RED spy) could be me!
[shotgun]
RED spy: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Merde.
... I solve problems.
Not problems like
how I lost my medical license, heh,
because that would fall in the purview of your conundrums of doctor school.
I solve practical problems.
[level 3 sentry firing rockets]
[missles whistling]
Woah, who the f-?
FUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Engineer: Dominated, city boy!
For instance:
Should I be awake for this?
The answer?
(to Heavy:) No!
Boo!
This is unacceptable!
Maggots!