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If you've ever wondered why Disney's tales all end in lies here's what happened after
all their dreams came true I loved being princess down in this beautiful ocean blue
but mermaids are going missing they end up in someone's stew so just try to put yourself
in to somebody else's gills you're killing my ecosystem with fishing and
oil spills Thank you BP, thank you BP
The British are killing, oil is spilling Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning Thanks to BP
YOU SUCK! Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in
wawa Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali A ***! A ***!
A ***, a ***, a ***! This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell But the charges laid on me
Of *** Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast
away After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields More English, French, and Spaniards came to
visit And they greeted us with guns and germs and
steel They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, ***, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men? Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's
eyeball? Can you paint with the red colors in these
men I can *** if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease I can paint with the red colors in these men
Thanks to BP Where's Prince Ali?
*** I've got STDs