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>> YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>> REMEMBER THE RECORD
STORES?
WHERE IS THAT?
STEVE JOBS TOOK THOSE JOBS.
YOU CAN ONLY GET YOUR MUSIC ON
ONE THING NOW.
HE TOOK JOBS.
>> YOU ARE NO NOT LETTING THIS
GO.
>> REMEMBER SAM GODY?
GOODY?
SAM HAS TO EAT.
>> I THINK IN THE MINUTE AND A
HALF WE HAVE LEFT YOU CAN TURN
THIS INTO A WINNER.
>> THE INTERESTING THING IS WE
WOULD HAVE HAD MORE THAN A
MINUTE AND A HALF IF WE DIDN'T
LISTEN TO FIVE MINUTES OF
CHARTS.
>> YOU ASKED THE VIEWERS WHAT
THEY WANT.
I ASK AND THAT'S WHAT THEY
SAY.
>> WHICH VIEWERS?
>> MY MOM.
SHERROD, YOU SAID IF YOU HAVE
A MISSAL YOU WANT TO SHOOT
IT.
>> ONLY ONE REASON TO BUY A
MISSAL AND GUN AND IT IS TO
SHOOT IT.
IF THEY SAY IT IS FOR
PROTECTION THAT IS HYPE.
YOU BUY THE GUN TO SHOOT IT.
THAT'S THE ONLY REASON.
>> ARE YOU SPEAKING TO A LOT
OF GUYS AND THEY ARE NODDING
THEIR HEADS.
>> I GUESS THE WHOLE
DESTRUCTION THING WAS A MYTH?
>> PRETTY MUCH, YES IT WAS.
LORI, EVERY WAR HAS BEEN SO
GREAT FOR OUR COUNTRY.
>> I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO
COME OUT LIKE THIS.
WORLD WAR I, WORLD WAR II AND
-- NOW I AM PROBABLY MAKING
MORE MISTAKES, BUT ALL OF THE
SPENDING THAT WENT INTO THE
ECONOMY TO SUPPORT THE WAR
EFFORT.
OBVIOUSLY AFGHANISTAN AND IRAQ
WERE DEBATABLE AND DIDN'T HAVE
AS MUCH OF AN IMPACT ON GDP.
>> I THINK BOTH OF THOSE ARE
GOING WELL.
>> FINALLY ON THE SAME LINE,
YOU SAID HOW BIG IS A DRONE,
AND GREG YOU ANSWERED
IMMEDIATELY BY SAYING WELL,
THEY ARE ACTUALLY NOT THAT
LARGE.
I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD
CARE TO ELABORATE?
>> ME?
>> YES, YOU JUMPED RIGHT IN
THERE.
>> THEY ARE SURPRISINGLY
SMALL.
>> THEY CAN BE.
THE SIZE OF THE DRONE HAS NO
IMPACT WHATSOEVER ON THEIR
CAPABILITIES.
SOME ARE ARMED AND SOME ARE
NOT.
SOME ARE THE SIZE OF PIZZA
PANS AND SOME ARE THE SIZE OF
A FOOTBALL FIELD.
>> SOME OF THE DRONES DO HALF
TIME REPORTS.
>> THAT'S NOT FAIR.
>> LISTEN, I'M DONE.
I THINK WE COVERED EVERYTHING
EXCEPT MOST OF THE STORIES.
>> PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.
THAT'S A NEW RECORD.
YOU COVERED ONE AND A HALF
STORIES OUT OF FOUR.
>> I KNOW.
>> WHAT IS THAT AS A BATTING
AVERAGE, .270?
>> I AM HERE TO MAKE ANDY LOOK
GOOD.
SEE YOU ON THE BACK END.
COMING UP, ROBERT HEDGES IS
DEAD -- SERIOUSLY EPSTEIN FROM
"WELCOME BACK CARTER" PASSED
AWAY.
REST IN PEACE, EPSTEIN.
>>> SHOULD YOU EAT McNUGGETS
EVERY DAY?
THAT'S A STORY WE WILL BE
COVERING IN THE NEXT SEGMENT.
IF THERE IS EVER A REASON NOT
TO GO TO
>>> CAN YOU EAT NOTHING BUT
BREADED CHICKEN AND NOT BE
STRICKEN?
SADLY NO.
BOY, THIS IS A BRITISH SHOW.
THIS BRITISH TEEN WAS RUSHED
TO HOSPITAL AND IT MAY HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO WITH EATING
ONLY CHICKEN McNUGGETS FOR
15 YEARS.
WHAT A DUMB --
>> STACY WAS HOOKED SINCE HER
MOM TOOK HER SINCE AGE TWO.
THEY FOUND SWOLLEN VEINS IN
HER TONGUE, BUT DESPITE
WARNINGS SHE CAN'T RESIST THE
FAST-FOOD.
SAYS HER MOTHER, QUOTE, IT
BREAKS MY HEART TO SEE HER
EATING THOSE DAMN NUGGETS.
YOU ARE HER MOM.
WONDER IF IT IS THE MOM FROM
THE OTHER STORY.
WE MUST DISCUSS THIS IN THE
--
>> LIGHTNING ROOOOOUUUUUNND.
LIGHTNING ROUND.
>> LORI, HOW MUCH DO YOU BLAME
THE MOM FOR THIS, OR IS THIS
THE KIDS' FAULT.
>> MY KIDS ARE ADDICTED TO
NUGGETS TOO, BUT THEY ARE
LITTLE SO I HAVE TIME TO
PREVENT THAT DISASTER.
YOU BLAME THE PARENTS AT
FIRST, BUT NOW SHE IS AN
ADULTS.
EVERYTHING IN MODERATION.
EVERYBODY HAS THEIR VICES.
>> BUT WHY DO KIDS LIKE
NUGGETS?
TELL ME.
>> THEY ARE EASY TO EAT.
THEY ARE BITE SIZED.
YOU CAN DIP THEM IN THINGS.
>> CLEARLY THIS IS NOT YOUR
AREA OF EXPERTISE.
>> THEY LIKE THEM BECAUSE THEY
ARE DUMB.
>> THEY CAN'T READ WHAT IS IN
THEM.
THEY DON'T REALIZE IF YOU EAT
A LOT YOU WILL DIE.
>> IT IS THE TEXTURE TOO.
>> IT IS MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY
ARE DUMB AND STEW I --
STUPID.
>> I AM ASSUMING THE STORY IS
REAL, BUT I DON'T THINK IT IS
REAL.
THEY ARE USUALLY MADE UP.
LET'S ASSUME THIS IS REAL.
THE REAL SIDE TO THIS STORY IS
THAT SHE HAS NEVER HAD A FRUIT
AND VEGETABLE AND IN A WEIRD
WAY THAT IS AN ACHIEVEMENT?
>> IT IS CAW MENDABLE TO GO
YOUR WHOLE LIFE AND NOT EAT
ONE PLUM.
HOW DO YOU GO FROM -- HOW DO
YOU GO FROM TWO CREERS OLD?
THAT WHOLE AGE UP TO 18 YOUR
PARENTS ARE LIKE, NO YOU ARE
NOT EATING NUGGETS, YOU ARE
EATING THE HAM SANDWICH.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS HEALTHY.
>> YOU COULDN'T EVEN HAVE
STRETCHED OVER TO LIKE A --
>> SPAGHETTI.
>> IT COULD NOT COME OUT OF
YOUR MOUTH.
>> IT WASN'T IN THAT IMMEDIATE
PART OF THE BRAIN.
>> SALADS.
THERE YOU GO.
>> FIVE AND THREE, GETTING
THEM TO EAT ANYTHING HEALTHY,
FORGET IT.
>> BUT IT IS A TIME YOU CAN
WIN.
>> FORCE FEED THEM WHILE THEY
ARE SHAKING ON THE FLOOR.
>> ISN'T THIS STORY A GOOD AD
FOR MANAGE DONALDS OR
NUGGETS.
>> AND THIS GIRL JUST WANTS TO
BE AMERICAN SO BADLY.
AFTER "SUPER SIZE ME" THERE IS
100% CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE THAT
IF YOU EAT NOTHING BUT
McDONALDS YOU WILL BE FINE.
>> IT DOESN'T SCARE YOU THAT
SHE HAS A WAY BETTER DIET?
>> BUT I MIX IT UP.
I HAVE DIFFERENT BAGS OF
CHIPS.
I WOULD SAY THIS IS AN
UNDISCLOSED EATING DISORDER.
BILLY BOB THORTON WAS SO INTO
CARROTS, HIS SKIN TURNED
ORANGE.
THERE IS A WEIRD DISEASE WE
HAVE YET TO LABEL.
>> LIKE ANOREXIA?
>> YES.
>> BILLY BOB THORTON IS AFRAID
OF ANTIQUES.
>> YES, HE HAS ISSUES.
I WOULD LIKE TO ADD, ODDLY
ATTRACTIVE.
>> I WAS AT A MAGAZINE WHERE A
GUY ATE BEAR TAU COROTIN EXPE
HE TURNED ORANGE.
I EAT SALT AND PEPPER PORK
CHOPS FOUR TIMES A WEEK.
IS THAT WEIRD?
MY FAVORITE MEAL.
>> YOU MUST HAVE PLEASANT
[BLEEP].
IS THERE ANY OTHER REASON TO
EAT THEM?
>> AND I EAT SALT AND PEPPER
PORK CHOPS AND RIBS FOUR TIMES
A WEEK FROM THE SAME CHINESE
PLACE.
THEY KNOW ME SO WELL.
>> YOU NEED TO MIX IT UP.
WHEN THEY HEAR MY VOICE THEY
DON'T GO -- YES.
I GO HI AND THEY SAY 20
MINUTES.
>> AS DOES YOUR PLUMBER.
>> I HAPPEN TO BE VERY, VERY,
VERY HEALTHY.
ASIDE FROM THE SMOKING AND THE
OCCASIONAL BOTTLE OF WINE IN
MY CLOSET I AM HEALTHY I
THINK.
>> HOW DID YOU LOSE ALL OF
THAT WEIGHT, GREG?
>> CLEANSING.
AN OVER ACTIVE TAPEWORM.
TIME TO TAKE A BREAK.
MORE STUFF COMING UP.
>>> WELCOME BACK TO "RED
EYE."
IN A RECENT INTERVIEW, THE
WHEEL OF FORTUNE HOST, PAT SAY
JACK REVEALED THAT HE AND VAN
GNAW WHITE OFTEN GOT DRUNK
WHILE TAPING OLD EPISODES.
WE WERE GOING TO START THIS
WHOLE SHOW WITH THIS.
HE SAID DURING A BREAK THEY
WENT TO A MEXICAN RESTAURANT
FOR MARGARITAS AND HAD TWO OR
THREE OR SIX AND THEN GO
HOME.
AND HE WOULD HAVE TROUBLE
RECOGNIZING THE ALPHABET.
"HAVE I NO IDEA IF THE SHOW
WERE ANY GOOD."
THE FUNNY THING IS, NEITHER
DID WE.
SHERROD, DOESN'T THIS PROVE
THAT JOBS -- WHAT AM I
SAYING?
IT IS AWESOME TO BE A GAME
SHOW HOST BECAUSE YOU CAN DO
IT DRUNK.
>> "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" DID IT
ALL THE TIME.
PAT SAJACK DID IT WHEN THEY
DIDN'T GIVE AWAY CASH PRIZES.
THEY GAVE THE TRINKETS.
IT IS LIKE, YOU HAVE TO GET
DRUNK DOING THAT.
THEY HAD TWO-HOUR BREAKS
BETWEEN SHOWS.
>> WHAT DO YOU DO?
THERE IS NOTHING TO STUDY UP
FOR ON WHEEL OF FORTUNE.
>> IT IS NOT BRAIN SURGERY.
>> YOU ALREADY KNOW TH
ALPHABET.
IT IS LIKE LOCAL NEWS, YOU DO
THE 6 :00 AND THE 11 :00.
>> STEVEN, ARE YOU WASTED
RIGHT NOW AND YOU HOLD IT
TOGETHER OKAY. IS THAT PROOF
YOU CAN DO ANY SHOW.
>> THE THING ABOUT CUTTING
MILITARY SPENDING IS THAT IT
IS NOT FUNCTIONING AS A UNIT.
I DON'T GET MY JUICE AND I AM
NOT USED TO THE COMBINATION.
>> BILL, YOU WERE NOT
IMPRESSED BY THIS BECAUSE HE
IS DESCRIBING A TYPICAL DAY IN
YOUR LIFE.
>> M WHY SURPRISED -- I
DISAGREE.
HE DID THIS IN 1983.
THAT'S WHEN THINGS ARE GREAT
AND YOU ARE THE HOST OF A GAME
SHOW AND YOU HAVE VANNAH
WHITE.
YOU DO IT NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE
THE HOST OF THE SAND GAME
SHOW.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO
MICAH REAR.
THAT'S WHEN YOU GET DRUNK.
>> I THINK THE SHOW IS STILL
ON.
>> DON'T PRETEND YOU DON'T
WATCH, LORI.
>> BUSTED.
>> DO YOU BLAME HIM?
>> I THINK IT IS FANTASTIC.
WHAT A PRACTICAL USE OF TIME.
HE ACTUALLY HAS A SENSOR HUMOR
ABOUT THE --
>> HE IS AN AMERICAN HERO.
>> THE PROBLEM IS THEY WON'T
LET HIM INTO THE CLUB.
YOU WANT TO GET HER LIQUOR UP,
RIGHT?
>> DID THEY EVER HAVE A LITTLE
THING?
>> EVERYBODY HAD ONE.
>>> WE WILL CLOSE THINGS OUT
WITH A POST GAME WRAP UP FROM
MIKE BAKER.
AND TO SEE CLIPS FROM RECENT
SHOWS GO TO FOX NEWT .COM/RED
EYE.
WHRAP
>>> WELL, I WILL SEE YOU BACK
HERE AT 5 :00 P.M. EASTERN
TIME ON "THE FIVE" AND I AM
ALSO GOING TO BE ON" THE
O'REILLY FACTOR" AT 8 :00
P.M.
COMING UP TOMORROW ON THE NEXT
"RED EYE" RETURN APPEARANCES
APPEARANCES FROM" VICE"
MAGAZINE MONEY GNAW HAN AND
LAUREN --
>> SIMONETI.
SHE IS AWESOME.
>> I KNOW.
AND PETE DOMINIC.
>> TIME TO GO BACK TO MIKE
BAKER FOR THE POST GAME WRAP
UP.
>> HASH TAG, THANK YOU.
SHERROD, TELL US ABOUT YOUR
NEW SHOW ON THE FUSE NETWORK.
>> EXCELLENT QUESTION, MIKE
FNLT I HAVE A NEW SHOW ON THE
FUSE NETWORK.
IT IS COMING ON IN MARCH AND
CALLED VIDEO BY TRIAL.
ING IT -- IT IS A GOOD SHOW.
>> WHAT IS IT ABOUT?
>> I CRITICIZE THEM.
I AM *** NICKY MONAGE AND
LADY GAGA.
>> WHEN DOES IT START?
>> MARCH.
>> WHERE CAN VIEWERS FIND
YOU.
>> 1 :00 P.M. EASTERN, BUT
CLOSING THE BELL TOMORROW.
HOPE YOU WILL CHECK IT OUT.
>>> WHAT TIME IS THE CLOSING
BELL 4 :00 EASTERN.
>> STEVEN, WHAT DID YOU DO?
DASH.
>> I GREW UP WITH A PAIR OF
FRIENDS SETTING OUT ON OUR OWN
PATH.
WE BOUGHT A PAIR OF PANTS AND
TRAVELED THE WORLD AND
REALIZED THE PANTS KEPT US
TOGETHER.
>> DID IT HAVE A HAPPY
ENDING?
>> DID.
IT DID.
IT WAS CENTERED AROUND THE
PANTS.
>> DID YOU END UP WITH THE
PABTS OR SOMEBODY ELSE?
>> BILL HAS THE PANTS RIGHT
NOW.
>> BILL, WHERE CAN WE SEE
YOU?
I WOULD LIKE TO SEE 525LEX
WHICH IS ON LEXINGTON.
I WON AND GOT FREE TRINGS
DURING HAPPY HOUR.
>> CHECK IT OUT, AMERICA.
I NEVER WON THAT BEFORE.
>> ARE YOU FINISHED, BILL
1234* THAT WRAPS IT UP.
>> A GREAT PRIZE FOR BILL,
FREE DRINKS.
>> IT IT WAS GOOD TOO.
>> IT PUSHED HIM FURTHER OFF
THE CLIP.
THANK YOU LORI, MICHAEL,
STEVEN, SHERROD.
THANK YOU, AMERICA.