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Oh, hi there. I'm Jory Caron from "Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
Just burning some of the cardboard from the entries people... sent in.
There was quite a bit of it.
Jonny, why don't you come over here and we'll go through some of the stuff people sent us.
No problem Jory.
Wow,
I know isn't it beautiful?
That is really on fire right now.
There's no turning back.
I'm gonna get comfortable here.
And to think there was one hundred other boxes just that one.
We've got over 75 donations for season six, so thank you very much, if you were one of the lucky ones,
who managed to spell my address correctly.
Because usually you mis-spell your own address.
Frequently, I don't even live here anymore.
Lets just get right down to it.
(Theme Plays)
"Is It a Good Idea to Microwave This?"
(Instrumental Music Plays in Background) Alright, lets get right into it Jory.
Lets start, we got a football here.
Thats exciting! I'll go long.
Here you go.
XBOX
Controller.
Aw sweet!
Oh and we got a big one. This is a toaster. I think there is some toast in it.
Hey look! An XBOX controller.
Oh look, its an XBOX controller.
Hey look, its an XBOX.
Oh, it might go with the controllers.
XBOX 360.
Oh look, an XBOX 360.
Oh, Wow! Another One!
Oh, dude, I love this game!
Try this ready?
Bop it,
Twist It,
Flick it,
Turn it,
Pull it,
Bop it, Twist it,
Spin it,
Flick it,
Pull it,
Bop it, Bop it
He actually failed there!
That wasn't very good.
Oh, look at this, Big Mouth Billy Bass.
It is a Poké Ball, I choose you!
So, does that go along with the Pokémon Action Figures?
A bag full of Pokémon action figures?
Yeah, Probably. We saw what happened to Pikachu in season 5. Who knows what'll happen to his action figure friends.
I've got one of these... what do you call these?
I think its a Newton's Cradle.
Whatever. Its the Clicky-Clack thing.
Nice, dude.
Wait check this out. You can do two at a time.
You can actually do three at a time, if you really want to get into it.
(Click, Click)
Thats pretty sweet, dude you can do all of them at a time.
This is a Hannah Montana Singing Pen.
Because for you at home who wanna belt out your favorite Best of Both Worlds song while writing an English exam,
This is for you!
We have a PSP here.
PlayStation Portable.
I wonder what game they had in here, The Day After Tomorrow.
The movie?
A video camera.
Aw, sweet maybe we can record with that one.
Oh, a fishing rod,
Wait, wait, do we have another one?
I have one right here.
And Go!
(Rolling Sound)
Aw, mine doesn't have a thing sticking out of the top like your does. This is lame.
Sabotage!
You can't sabotage! (X2)
I'll stab you!
It's extream fishing!
I'll stab you with this!
Alright, Alright.
I was just going to say "Extream Fishing, only on ESPN 8 'The Ocho'"
Aw check this out, we got a Robo Sapien. You can turn this guy on!
If you turn him on, he will walk.
Dude, thats how Terminators start!
I'm pretty sure this is the future of Skynet.
We have Transformers.
And its missing a head.
Thats okay, so is Shia LeBoif.
[Laughing]
Silly String.
I think we asked for this and we received, Five cans!
Six.
No, that ones a purple.
Oh this is Shampoo.
P.S. I think Jory Caron is yummy!
Awww.
Thanks for that.
Into the fire.
A Nerf Gun!
Let me see if I can do this.
Did you hit the camera?
What?! No!
[Nerf Gun Clicks as Fires]
Don't make me use this!
Things just got a little out of hand.
We have a couple of... I think this is one life and this makes you bigger.
This makes you bigger and this gives you one up.
Woah, it just got away from me, I think we have rubber band balls.
I have two rubber band balls. They are both rubber, and they are both balls.
Thats disgusting!
And speaking of rubber bands and balls... we actually got...
Exactly what this looks like!
What is that?!
Its a ***.
Here is a dog repeller with light.
Oh so you press the button and it sends out a whistle?
I don't know.
Speaking of sound... ok you just scared the crap out of me.
Cut it out.
In case it gets a little cold by this fire,
We have hand warmers!
Bag of Paintballs!
That will be awesome!
Definantly going to be used!
We have an ink toner cartridge, which has been leaking. Everywhere and it also has a pen through it.
Oh no.
That could be bad. That could be really bad.
He have this L.E.D. Message Board. What's it say, Jory?
Hello, but it comes from the middle of the screen.
How odd?
Sweet, Its like the kinda light you would have in the projection screen in the classroom!
It shines down, like this. Its pretty sweet.
Here we go, its a My Little Pony!
And the My Little Pony, came with a My Little Note.
Tilas writes, Hi Guys! Pinkie Pie has come to you all the way from the Yukon Territory up in Canada!
Please give her a good home in your microwave.
This must be Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie will soon Pinkie Die!
I'm gonna burn the note.
Would you also like to burn the My Little Stationary?
Of Course!
And here's a big item!
Its like a play-at-home Slot Machine!
Check this out, you just press a button, and put your money in and spend all your life savings,
And you can replicate gambling addiction right in your own home.
Think of all the families you could lose, folks.
Pocket Size Almost.
Um, can anyone say Slinky?
We have here a cell phone and a Bluetooth headset. And a USB cable.
Some great items you probably won't see on this season!
And Jory, you know whats in this box?
I have no idea.
Lithium Polymer Batteries!
Lets do em all!
A whole box of them! Look at these!
I reckon we could put them all in there for a spin cycle. And they would come out permanently pressed.
A Fart Bomb.
I don't know what to say about that.
I was going to say "Lets let it rip."
Wow! Thats a lot of fire!
You know what also creates a lot of fire?
Flash Paper.
Yes.
You just stole my thunder right there.
I had a feeling you'd say that.
We received a whole bag of it!
And what is it?
Its magical, magical stuff.
Lets see how it works here!
I don't want to die though. Its alright Jory.
Jeez, I can't see anything anymore!
That was really quite bright, I don't know if you folks at home saw that, I saw green
I can't see anything anymore. Just tell them about the show ending
Anyway, me and Jory would like to thank all of the 90 plus people who donated items to us.
And we apologize if we didn't get to your item tonight, but unfortunately, we filmed this episode in early March
so maybe it didn't get here on time, or maybe it just wasn't good enough to be on the show.
And again...
Maybe I burned it.
You might have accidentally burned it,
We can't guarantee that all of these items will be seen in the next season, or in season seven,
But we appreciate you're donations nonetheless.
I really can't see anything anymore.
So thank you and we'll see you...
Well, for Jory Caron, I'm Jonathan Paula, stay tuned to the channel because the microwave show
returns on April 1st!
Captioning by YT user thebestdayeversong.
Oh and by the way, these are the microwaves we will be using for next season.
If you have any ideas for names, please feel free to leave us a text down below. We'll get around to it.
I'm thinking one, two and three.
I don't think thats a good idea.
No, cause this is like ten, eleven and twelve.
[Instrumental Music Ends]
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