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DESPITE MERKEL'S AUSTERITY MEASURES AND CALIFORNIA GAS PRICES....
PANZER DIVISIONS HAVE BEEN SENT OUT
HERE, HERE, AND HERE
THE CREW WENT GROCERY SHOPPING AND LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR PANKO
AND THEN WENT TO THE JC PENNY IN EAST L.A., HERE
BREADED CHICKEN, WHO CARES?...THAT *** EVA BROKE MY TEAPOT
MEIN FUHRER
STEINER...
STEINER WENT INTO THE JC PENNEY AND LOOKED ALL OVER THE STORE
AND THEY WERE OUT OF TEAPOTS
WHOEVER HAD BREAKFAST THIS MORNING
COFFEE, CREAMER,
CREPES, LEAVE THE ROOM
YOU LOT SHOULD UNDERSTAND
YOU SENT THAT F%^$KING STEINER....
WHO'S ONE OF "THEM"!!
I DON'T DRINK F%^&KING COFFEE YOU F*KING BUNCH OF DUNDERHEADED MORONS!!
DON'T CRY
IT'S A F*&^KING WORLDWIDE CONSPIRACY...
I HEAD UP ALL THE MEETINGS AND THERE'S NOTHING...
BUT THAT BROWN CRAP TO DRINK
MEIN FUHRER - I ASKED THE GIRLS TO SERVE COKES IN THE LAST MEETING
THAT'S THE ONE WHERE THE BOMB WENT OFF...
THE BOMB DIDN'T KILL ME BUT NOT HAVING ANY TEA WILL
MEIN FUHRER - THE ALLIES DESTROYED EVERY GERMAN TEAPOT
ALL I WANT IS A TEAPOT AND NOW EVEN JC PENNEY DOESN'T HAVE ANY
I MEAN, HOLY CRAP!
WITH ALL MY GENERALS...
YOU'D THINK ONE OF THEM COULD ADVISE ME
NOT TO POSE IN THE NUDE FOR MICHAEL GRAVES' TEAPOT DESIGN
WHEN THOSE L.A. ZIONISTS SAW MY LIKENESS ON THAT BILLBOARD
I'M DAMNED LUCKY SO FAR THAT THEY THINK....
THE SPOUT IS MY F%^&KING OUTSTRETCHED ARM
SOON I'LL HAVE TO DEFEND THE SIZE OF MY ***
AGAINST THE RENOWNED CUCUMBERS OF RASPUTIN AND STALIN
YOU KNOW? I DON'T REALLY CARE...
MY ISSUE IS NOT *** SIZE
MY ISSUE'S ALWAYS BEEN TEA
ONLY IT WILL SATIATE ME
JC PENNEY
WHAT IN THE HECK WERE THEY THINKING?
PUTTING THE TEAPOT THAT I POSED FOR ON A BILLBOARD
IN A CITY WITH A HALF A MILLION JEWS IN IT
WHO CAN'T SEEM TO BE ABLE TO FORGIVE ME...
WITH SO MUCH HATE THERE FOR ME
THAT I CAN'T EVEN GO SHOPPING FOR A TEAPOT IN L.A.
WITHOUT DEPLOYING THREE DIVISIONS OF PANZERS TO GO GET ONE
EVA - ANYONE COULD HAVE DROPPED THE LAST TEAPOT IN GERMANY
ALL I'VE EVER WANTED IS A HOT CUP OF TEA
THIS IS SOMETHING THAT ALL OF THE HISTORIANS AND NPR WILL MISS
A HOT DRINK
STEEPED
IN A TEAPOT
WITH JC PENNEY SOLD OUT
AND EBAY TEAPOTS LISTED AT $160
I'M ONLY LEFT WITH ONE CHOICE
ATTACK THE ENGLISH IN THE MORNING