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\f0\fs24 \cf0 You got no chance in hell like I'm Vince McMahon\
You could call me Triple H cuz I got the game plan\
I could put you in a stunner cuz I'm so Stone Cold\
I've been waitin on my moment, Wrestlemania mode\
I don't rap like Cena cuz I'm so much meaner\ I'm more hardcore in this you could call me
Tommy Dreamer\ But I'm Dusty Rhodes - I've wined and dined
with kings\ Like The King Jerry Lawler and his Hall Of
Fame ring\ You could call me Jim Ross cuz my style's
a slobberknocker\ I've been known to crush opponents like a
splash from Umaga\ I ain't a straight edge, nah but I'm a CM
like Punk\ you could call me Undertaker cuz I'll bury
ya in the trunk \ I'm like Daniel Bryan I'm screamin YES! YES!
YES!\ But your too much like AJ, you're a crazy
Hoeski mess\ I'm a Ryder like Zack, WOO WOO WOO\
and Michael Cole's so annoying, how you like that!?\
I'm a Funkasaurus Rex call me Brodus Clay\ But I'm a giant in this rap like the Great
Kali\ You could call me Dolph Ziggler cuz I'm makin
a name\ I've been through hell fire and brimstone
like my man Kane\ and I could give you the cobra like Santino
Morella\ But I'd be more like Sheamus if I was callin
ya fella\ I ain't in movies like The Rock but my elbow's
for the people\ you could call me Dibiase cuz I'm starring
in the sequel\ I ain't Alberto Delrio or Ricardo Rodriguez
\ But I'm rollin in the Royce you could see
me with my people\ I speak the Truth like R, so where is Little
Jimmy?\ He was ail up in the back tryin to steal Delrio's
Bentley \ So he' gonna need a lawyer, we could call
up Otunga\ But I hear he's not that good he will only
bring us under\ I'll announce you to the ring like my name
was Howard Finkel\ But I'm more like Mark Henry cuz I'll pop
ya like a Pringle \ I'm like Christian in a match fightin TLC\
and I could get ya in the Killswitch for the 1, 2, 3\
If Wrestlemania's the place and you think your Tough Enough\
You can train with Bill Demott and he will always beat you up\
Get you on the ropes fightin pillar to post\ and I don't care if I'm disqualified for applying
a choke\ I'm the best there is, the best there was,
the best there will be\ You would think I'm Bret Hart but I'm B-C-I-D-E\
A spin a roony like I'm Booker T, Greg The Hammer, JYD\
The Brooklyn Brawler, Buddy Rose, The Bushwackers, and Butch Reed\
I'm goin old school but they got the F out\ way before the Kofi Kingston's and the Damian
Sandow's\ I'm talkin bout Hulk Hogan slammin Andre The
Giant\ at Wrestlemania III they almost started a
riot\ The Iron Sheik's camel clutch parallelizing
opponents\ And Sgt. Slaughter burnin Hogans shirt got
us all goin\ The Ultimate Warrior going back and forth
on the ropes\ and The Macho Man's jumpin off the top with
an elbow\ Cactus Jack with a barbed wire bat to the
face\ Foley is God for all the bumps that he takes\
How bout HBK superkickin Jannetty\ through the barbershop window we really weren't
ready\ but then the Attitude Era came and kicked
from the past\ and Stone Cold Steve Austin opened up a can
of whoop ***\ people always shoutin Austin 3:16\
after he beat Jake The Snake at The King Of The Ring\
and then DX came out they wanted to invade\ WCW like an Army brigade \
and the McMahons had won The Monday Night War\
It was finally over, but people wanted more\ This the WWE Universe in this verse\
I'm a fan for life and I could never revert}