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Hello class my name is Mr. Stevens. I will be your substitute while Ms. Lafiscky is getting
her foot fixed. You can call me Mr. S. I have a note from the principal," No jeggings."
What? Come on they're jeans. No they are leggings they're just disguised
as jeans. Yea Stacy. We can see your whole S-crack.
Whatever. What about my tacket?
Hey is that a tank top jacket? Yea.
No it's very slutty and it can't be worn. I bet you hate these stileckers too don't
you? Yea those are definitely banned. Now are those
pants you're wearing? What are those? They're stockis. Stocking khakis.
Yea got ya. They're not allowed. What about Aaron? He's wearing a hat.
This is a yamaka. What about my yamabra?
Wow! Yea! No. You're sixteen. That is definitely sacrilegious.
So I bet I can't wear my nurt? What?
My not a shirt? Ok that's just not wearing your shirt.
It mix with a shirt. Ok you're going to be suspended.
Swearings? Sweat earrings! Those are absolutely fine
but they look terrible. Congs? They're corduroy-
Thongs! I got ya! Just keep them underneath your pants.
You old fogey! Fogey. Wow! Haven't heard that word in a long
time! I'm thirty though thanks! Ok you in the back! What are you wearing?
Is that a shirt with the *** cut out? It's a double U-neck.
Take that off! Fine. But underneath I'm wearing a nurt f***ing
fogey. Ok I think you guys think that word is worse
than it actually is. Can I wear this ***?
Not instead of pants! What?!
(grouped arguing and complaining) (books slam)
Now do I have your attention? Here's how we're going to do things. No backless
hoodies. No collar bone cardigans. Toeless boots. Pelvis high skirts. Tube tops. Tops
made out of tubing. What the f***?!
No fishnet bodysuit. What?!
No hat outfits and no jeggings! Now are we clear?
Yea. Whatever. Perfect. Now open up your textbooks to page
seventeen. (grouped complaining and shock)
No no no! I can wear a nurt. I'm an adult! I have earned this right!