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KYLE DON’T GET CRUMBS ON THE COUCH. CUT TO: JASON WHAT? CUT TO: KYLE IF YOU DROP
CRUMBS ON THE COUCH IT WILL ATTRACT MICE – AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER VERMIN. I DO
NOT WANT TO BE CHASING RODENTS ALL SEMESTER. CUT TO: JASON GREAT…OK OK… WHERE HAVE YOU
BEEN? KYLE IT REALLY ISN’T ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS. BUT SINCE YOU ASKED, I JUST DROPPED
OFF SOME DOCUMENTS TO THE LANDLORD. CUT TO JASON WHAT DOCUMENTS? CUT TO KYLE WELL, FIRST I MADE
A LIST OF DAMAGES TO THE COMMON AREAS OF OUR APARTMENT. THEN I DID THE SAME IN MY ROOM.
THEN I TOOK PHOTOS TO ACCOMPANY THE LIST TO MAKE SURE I HAVE PROOF OF ALL THE DAMAGES.
THEN I RAN IT OVER TO STUDENT LEGAL SERVICES AND THEY HELPED ME WITH THE FINAL DETAILS.
THEN I MADE COPIES OF EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF AND FOR THE LANDLORD. CUT TO: JASON WELL THERE’S
30 SECONDS OF MY LIFE I’LL NEVER GET BACK. YOU’RE WACKO AND WHAT A WASTE OF TIME. THE
LANDLORD ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT THE DAMAGES IN THE APARTMENT. THEY CLEANED THE PLACE BEFORE
WE MOVED IN. CUT TO: KYLE INDEED. CUT TO: JASON SO WHY BOTHER? CUT TO: KYLE WELL YOU NEVER KNOW,
IT MAY COME IN HANDY SOMEDAY. DISSOLVE TO: GRAPHIC: 9 MONTHS LATER… DISSOLVE TO: JASON WEARING
SWEATS, WALKING THROUGH THE DOOR OPENING A LETTER FROM THE LANDLORD. KYLE IS IN THE KITCHEN,
CLEANING. JASON I CAN’T BELIEVE IT – I’M NOT GETTING MY SECURITY DEPOSIT BACK. CUT
TO: KYLE (waving check) OH REALLY, I GOT MINE BACK. CUT TO: JASON THEY SAY I STAINED THE
CARPET IN MY BEDROOM AND PUT A HOLE IN THE WALL. CUT TO: KYLE REALLY? CUT TO: JASON I
TOLD THEM THOSE WERE ALREADY THERE WHEN WE MOVED IN. …YOU SAW THEM. CUT TO: KYLE YEAH
I DID, YET, YOU DIDN’T WASTE TIME DOCUMENTING THEM DID YOU? WHAT A PITY. CUT TO: JASON (LOOKS
LIKE HE’S ABOUT TO POP A VEIN) MUMBLES ANGRILY. CUT TO: KYLE (FINISHES DUSTING) WELL, HAVE A GOOD
SUMMER!
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STUDENTS SUPPORT AND SERVCIES TO HELP ENHANCE OFF-CAMPUS LIVING EXPERIENCES.