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HEY EVERYONE! LISTEN UP!
Your Attention, If you please!
We Wanna Give you warning! Cos i found out this morning
About a Dangerous Insidious computer virus!
If you should get, Any Mail With the subject "Stinky Cheese",
better not go taking the chances
under no circumstances
Should you open it? Or else it will!
Translate your Documents Into Swahili! Make your TV Record "Gigli"! Neuter your pets! And give your laundry a stanic cling!
...
(LOOK OUT!) It's gonna make your computer's Screen Freeze!
(LOOK OUT!) Erase the easter eggs off your DVD's!
(LOOK OUT!) Erase your hard drive and your back ups too!
And the hard drive
Of anyone
Related to you!!!
VIRUS ALERT! Delete immediately Before someone get's hurt!
Forward this message onto everybody!
Soon, Very soon, It will make all the paint peel off your walls!
It'll make your keyboard all sticky! Give your Poodle a hickey! and invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney!
Then it will Tie up your phone making crank long distance calls!
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower! So just trash it now!!!! Or it will...
Decide to give you a permanent WEDGIE!
Legally Change your name to reggie!
Even mess up the PH Balance in your pool!
Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull!
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Toll!
Look out! And tell you "knock knock" jokes while you're trying to sleep!
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep!
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card!
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards!
Look out! Then Cause a Major Riff in time and space!
And leave a bunch of twinkie wrappers! All over the place!
THAT'S RIGHT! It's a
VIRUS ALERT! Delete immediately before someone get's hurt! Forward this message onto everybody!
Warn all your friends! Send this to everybody! Tell everyone you know tell everybody NOW!
If you get infected
You'll wish you
Had never been born!
So before is E-Mails your Grandmother
All of your ***
TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER AND MAKE SURE IT POWERS DOWN! Drop it in a Forty-Three Ft Hold in the ground! Bury it COMPLETELY! Rock and boulders shold be FINE. Then burn all the clothes you may not have wore any time you were ONLIIIIIIINE!!!!!!
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What are you waiting for?! Just Hurry up before this happens to everyone you know!
Hit
Send
Right
Now!!!!!!!!!