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Bård and Vegard, in your show "I Kveld Med Ylvis" you've had other people prank calling.
Now it's your turn. One challenge for each one of you.
Bård, let's start with you. You will be calling a pharmacy and describe a strange condition
and I will tell you words for you to put in the conversation.
B: Okay, so I have to say them?
Is that clear?
B: That is clear.
Let's call a pharmacy.
B: Hey... I'll use Sandnes dialect then.
Apotek1 Rødfoss?
B: Hello, this is Gunnar. I was looking for some medication. I have a hard time with "smelly feet".
B: And "itchy bowels". Those two are my problems.
Do you have a serial number for the products?
B: I was hoping you could help me.
How is it written?
B: Smelly feet? S M E L L Y F E E T
B: You know it smells like "worms" and *** from your feet.
I don't have that brand in stock right now.
B: It's like trying to win the "Viking lottery".
I have a few short term products.
B: Short term products? Is that against a "bladder infection... Bacteria"?
No it's not.
B: So the "molds"…
It's for the feet.
B: Against "hair growth" on the feet?
No against the smell.
B: Bad smell... I think I saw something about that in "the news".
B: With that guy from "Fin Fredag" with the smelly feet?
B: That was "owned"!
B: Very good.
I have something that helps cooling down and easing the pain. But if you'll treat the smell...
B: Yeah, it's mostly "bodily odors".
If there is a lot of sweat, there is a product to use under the arms. B: Do they have a "Facebook" page?
I don't know.
B: "LOL!"
B: That is very "rolling on the floor laughing"...
B: Listen! "Petter Northug" has the same problem. He asked for a "hippopotamus".
B: You know, a "hippopotamus". When you have "blue blood" you need one of those.
B: Okay but thank you very much! "Hugz!"
Fantastic!
I want her to BE my mother.
B: Yeah, she was lovely.
B: So open and happy!
V: She was like this when you had that case from the news... "Yes yes suuure!"
That was Raudfoss Pharmacy.
That was fun.
B: That was a nice lady.
Okay, now you must top this, Vegard. We'll call a pizzeria.
Hello?
V: Hello! Is this Pizza Express? (Northern Norway dialect)
V: This is Gunnar. I was going to order a pizza, but I have a lot of "Body gas" and "itchy bowels".
V: So I must be careful, do you use any "worms" in you pizza?
Worms?
V: Yeah, because I get "smelly feet".
No we don't use that.
V: That is "totally owned" of you.
V: I get a lot of "hair growth" on my neck, so please, no tomatoes.
V: My "bladder" swells.
What products? Worms?
V: Yes, worms and tomatoes. I have this "mold" allergy.
No no no...
V: You don't use that! Okay that's like winning the "Viking lottery".
V: I saw this case about you on the "news"?
Yes.
V: And you have a "Facebook" page? Good. LOL LOL ROFL ROFL I laugh on the floor...
V: Petter Northug ordered a special kind of pizza from you. Do you know which ingredients they were?
V: Was is "hippopotamus"?
No I don't think so.
V: He has "blue blood" you see.
V: Okay, "hugz"!! See you later! Bye!
IS that your new best friend, Vegard?
B. Apparently everyone are on the news and have a Facebook page these days.