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As you Hulkies probably know, it's snowing outside.
We got a winter wonderland in Vista Verde,
Japan, London, everywhere in fact.
Did I mention it's July?
Yeah, this is probably not a good thing.
(THUD)
Shulkie!
We're hitting serious wind shear.
I'll try to get us above the clouds. (GRUNTS)
(ENGINE ROARS)
Try harder.
A-Bomb, tell Red to shut it.
(SIGHS) Red, Hulk says that you should shut it.
Yeah? Well, A-Bomb,
you can tell green beans to make me.
(GROANS)
So Red and Hulk are ticked at each other.
I don't know why, but I'm sure Red started it.
He usually does.
(ALARM WAILING)
Losing altitude. Too much snow and ice built up on the wings.
HULK: Jen, we have incoming!
A-BOMB: It's a giant hail storm.
Taking evasive action. We're hit!
Am I crazy, or does that ice cube have a guy in it?
That's no guy.
That's the Prince of Asgard, Thor!
He's been frozen solid.
Gotta do something. Jen?
I'll get as close as I can.
But what are we gonna do then?
We're gonna do this!
(GRUNTING)
Thor, wake up!
Thor! Thor! Thor!
Ugh. Hulk? Where am I?
hammer-spin-fly-away thing.
THOR: Hang on.
Ha. Together on another adventure,
narrowly avoiding doom as always.
Reminds me of that time you and I...
in a block of ice?
through a portal
when I was frozen.
If I landed here,
it means their portal leads to Earth,
and the Frost Giants are coming.
RED: You crashed us into the middle of downtown winter, Shulkie.
I hate the cold too.
(GLASS BREAKS)
You know, I live in warm places
to get away from this stuff.
The other Avengers are dealing with this mess elsewhere.
So what do your ice cube pals want?
To take over the Nine Realms, beginning with Earth.
with fury.
But beware of the horror the Frost Giants bring.
Their footprints are canyons,
their fists are mountains,
and their icy gaze alone will freeze a man's soul.
Yeah, that's Thor, always laying on the big talk.
Where he sees foes from legends,
I see walking icebergs that need smashing.
All that manliness.
to swoon or barf.
You have to be a little impressed.
This guy is the Prince of Asgard.
Goldilocks.
Thinks he's so tough,
tossing around his hunk of metal.
You jest, but they threaten to freeze
on this planet.
Now let us take the fight to them.
(A-BOMB WHOOPS)
Rick, how'd you talk me into using these things?
Rocket boards are the right tool for the job, big guy,
not to mention they are rocket boards!
on this thing.
Huh?
What?
It's cold.
I'm a California girl.
Born and raised. I don't do cold.
I admire your warrior spirit and your manly hair.
What is your name?
I am Skaar.
Ah. A warrior's name if ever I heard one.
I like it.
out of my way.
Ugh.
Hulk, Red says to tell you
to get your ugly green butt out of his way.
Really we're doing this?
away from him as I can.
They always like this?
Mmm. Not this bad.
Ah. Family issues. I understand those well.
I do not know why you squabble,
but put your differences aside for the good of all.
HULK: Tell that to sour ***.
RED: I heard that.
A-BOMB: Talk about your climate change.
The Frost Giants bring a cold this world has never known.
on an ocean of ice.
There. Our enemy awaits us.
Laufey, King of the Frost Giants.
Fools.
Aww, my board.
Let's go crush some ice.
LAUFEY: Follow if you dare.
A-BOMB: Oh, where'd he go?
THOR: Beware. The Frost kind are a treacherous lot.
They're trying to lure us in.
It's a good plan.
Wait!
Um, Hulk, maybe we should move.
(ALL SCREAM)
(GROANS)
(GROANS)
Douse the light, you one-eyed coffee pot.
(GROANS)
A-Bomb, tell Hulk this is all his fault.
You warned him the ice was falling.
A-Bomb, tell Red if he doesn't like it,
out of there.
Red, Hulk said...
Ugh. Stop.
It's cold enough in here already
without you two giving each other the cold shoulder.
Oh, cold shoulder? Really? That's...
You're bundled up from head to toe.
How can you possibly still whine about the cold?
Ah. I'm indestructible,
but somehow I still get chapped lips.
(PENGUINS CHITTERING)
Well, I'm guessing the Frost Giants
brought us inside their ice mountain.
(RUMBLING)
Mmm?
You guess correctly.
Laufey. What do you want from us?
Tell me, Thunder God,
when I have frozen your beloved Earth,
will you accept that you are to blame?
Uh, Thor?
What the heck's he talking about?
of Asgard
even now I unleash upon your once warm green realm,
you mortal monster.
THOR: Earth is innocent.
Your quarrel is with me.
Wait a minute.
between you two?
Yeah, whatever happened to "put your differences aside"?
I can't help it if he's evil.
Evil or not, your fates are sealed.
As is the fate of human kind.
I could never understand what you saw in mortals.
They're so weak, so easily frozen.
Even your monstrous Hulks walked right into my trap.
They're no better than ogres.
Well, you were trying to trick us.
Right, Jen?
(GROANS) Sooner we get this over with,
sooner I get my jacket back.
(GRUNTS)
You're going down, snowman!
THOR: Mortals or monsters,
these are the strongest beings on Earth.
(GRUMBLES) This is not over.
He's getting away.
Skaar slash icicle man.
Great. My jacket is soaked.
Someone tall and frosty is toast.
(RUMBLING)
THOR: What witchery is this?
An ice serpent!
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
(YELLING)
Hey, my barbarian friend,
only I am worthy to wield Mjolnir.
Incoming!
trying to help me.
Hulk, Red says...
A-Bomb, I'm busy.
I don't care what Red says right now.
(GROWLING)
At least all this exercise is keeping me warm.
Hulks, be wary, we enter Laufey's lair.
snow cone machine ever!
There's big, ugly cold man.
That geyser is the source of the cold.
Find something to plug it.
My Frost Creatures, attack!
(HISSING)
on these creeps?
With pleasure, Shulkie. Fire in the hole!
(GRUNTS)
(SHRIEKS)
Aww. Where you running?
Home to momma? Gonna hide in your fridge?
Actually your mom probably is a fridge.
HULK: Watch out!
Thanks, big guy. I owe you one.
a better deodorant.
I can smell him from here.
Hey! A-Bomb, tell Hulk that he better watch it
or I'm gonna smack the green out of him!
expect me to do this?
Can't you just rage text each other or something.
Yo, Hulk, Red says...
Hmm? Hmm.
He's super sorry. He wants to be friends.
he's been acting.
He wants to apologize to you.
BOTH: What? Mind your own business!
(GROANS)
(GROWLS)
(GROUND RUMBLES)
Something is amiss.
You and your monsters think you've won, Thor.
But you've already lost.
he who slumbers.
What kind of ice volcano is this?
This is no mere volcano.
(ALL SCREAM)
Yeah, putting my jacket back on.
(CREATURE ROARS)
The Asgardian keeper of winter.
trapped and banished him.
realm of the Frost Giants.
an endless age of ice.
(ROARING)
(ROARS)
(GROWLS)
(YMIR ROARS)
So that's Ymir.
(ROARS)
Somehow Laufey is controlling him.
I freed Ymir from your father's imprisonment.
into a frozen waste
and crush anyone who stands in the way.
(ROARS)
Destroy them!
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS)
So do we have a plan to fight a thousand foot snowman?
Smash!
(GRUNTS)
Let's crush some ice!
(GROWLS)
I will bring down thunder and lighting
where you belong.
(GRUNTS)
(GROWLS) Skaar help hammer man.
(ROARS)
(STRAINS)
(GRUNTS)
(ROARS)
Skaar!
(ROARS)
Our brave friend is alive.
Frozen from the inside out but alive.
and get shattered,
then you're done.
Green said that if we're shattered...
I heard him.
Now, crush them.
(ROARS)
(STRAINS)
(GRUNTS)
Our only chance is to breach Ymir's shell.
must be a soft spot.
the operation.
We'll keep the big guy occupied.
Go hammer the ice cream man.
Laufey, face me!
to the Frost Giants.
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Fool! You will not deny us our vengeance!
(GRUNTS)
Revenge is only an excuse.
Your goal is to conquer the Nine Realms.
And conquer I will.
With every passing moment, this world grows colder.
And my power grows with it!
(STRAINS)
(SCREAMS)
Thor!
(GRUNTS)
Skaar's sword. A-Bomb, smash ball special.
On my way.
A-Bomb's away!
Ka-***!
our soft spot.
(ROARS)
Your turn, Shulkie! We'll cover you.
(STRAINS)
I hate the cold!
(YMIR ROARS)
out of my way.
A-Bomb, tell that red dunce to get out of my way.
(BOTH GRUNT)
One at a time, I can't understand!
A-Bomb, look out!
Move!
(BOTH GRUNT)
Jones, I said tell Hulk that...
Rick? Jen?
(ROARS)
This is all your fault!
Me? It's all your fault!
Whose fault is it really?
(SIGHS) We're both to blame.
And unless you and me get over this grudge,
the end of the world.
So that's your apology?
(SCOFFS)
You really steam me.
What's this?
Your crimson brother's fury can indeed melt ice.
Yeah, the angrier Red gets, the hotter he...
Hey, Red!
What was that for? Ow!
That's the rest of my apology.
Have you lost your gamma-radiated mind?
And I'd like to apologize as well.
(GRUNTS)
RED: What is the matter with you creeps?
I'm on your side, you filthy...
(GRUNTING)
(GROWLING)
(ROARS)
I think perhaps he's hot enough.
Hot enough for what?
I'll explain later.
After you cool off.
I hate you!
THOR: His armor has broken!
It cannot be.
Mortals often find a way.
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
on Earth, Ymir.
This ends now!
(ROARS)
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
The portal leads to the Frost Giant's home of Jotunheim.
We can take the fight to them.
They've had enough. Let it go.
warming I like to see.
Tokyo is toasty, London is drying out,
and even Vista Verde is heating up.
all over the word!
We did it, guys!
in your debt.
Don't mention it, buddy.
We're the Hulks, it's what we do.
Skaar like fighting with hammer man.
The feeling is mutual, friend Skaar.
Heimdall, open the bridge.
Oh, hey, Thor. Almost forgot something.
Yes, what is it?
Apology accept!
(LAUGHS) Well played, red giant!
(GROWLS)
What? I owed him that.
No grudge.
We could've asked Thor for a lift home.
(SIGHS) No big deal.
This thing will float back to civilization at some point.
In the meantime, the weather's warm.
Just the way I like it.
(MOANS)
We good now?
Long as you quit waking me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. This whole grudge...
This whole thing between you was over sleep?
around all night
keeping me awake.
I'm on military time.
I rise and shine at the crack of dawn.
(BUGLE PLAYS)
One-hey! Two-hey! Three-hey!
Oh! Sick him, Devil!
(DEVIL ROARS)
Hey...
No, no, no. Whoa, Devil, no, no!
Yeah, I know, you wake me up early every morning.
chase me around all day.
(GROWLS)
You know what, forget it.
What's done is done. I'm letting it go.
So that's your apology.
Grudges only make things worse.
Reminds me of the old saying...
RED: Think fast!
I'm gonna smash the stuffing out of that big, red turkey!
(ROARS)