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let's before we break talk about Florida this
we talked about this on the bones show yesterday I
I can't believe this Louis we've been talking about gay rights and marriage
equality for years on this program
and you often hear the slippery slope on shows like Bill O'Reilly and others
listen
if two men can get married what's to stop two men and three women from
getting married
and what's the status to stop two men from marrying a giraffe
and what's to stop three women from getting married to
a saxophone righted that's the slippery slope it seems
that it is true that people might start marrying
NNN it objects but it appears to have nothing to do with gay marriage
whatsoever
let's look at florida Louis whereas the New York Daily News reports
Florida state with no marriage equality no gay marriage in a lesbian marriage
no bisexual marriage call it whatever you want because I've
course they are pro-family has a woman
who has now married a ferris wheel the woman
is married to a Ferris wheel Linda Ducharme
is her name he's previously had intimate relationships
with an airplane and the train
now married a Ferris wheel type device known as the sky diver
and remember she's married to the ferris wheel
but two men aren't able to get married
I I I don't know what to say
a non-denominational preacher married them I
the end said I tie you lash
his steel I got this weird feeling I can explain says Ducharme the first time she
met
the ferris wheel back in 1982 he says my heart was pounding as we went up the
platform in got on the bride
I felt like I was being taken by this ride
she already knew she had a proclivity for objects she wants fell in love with
an airplane
and she also was involved in an intimate relationship with the train in fact she
was fired
after being caught in an embrace with the train
what that means I couldn't possibly tell you lou it's
I'm okay I what what do you make it this Louis do you think
that Linda Duchamp's mom who was shocked by what happened
as a very religious person would actually prefer that her daughter just
marry another woman instead of a train
plainer ride know I'd I think they would prefer the inanimate object
over %ah what in their eyes would be an abomination
yeah Louis you realize that we need to
prevent people who are in loving committed relationships may be to
someone who happens to be the same gender
because that would damage the sanctity of marriage doesn't that make sense
Louis that would be terrible if I love a sudden two dudes got married because
marriages is a complete I it is
it is the it we need to maintain this incredible bond between a woman
and her loving Farris wheel in you know I'm
I'm all about a quality but I'm gonna have to say that I I am against
marriage to inanimate objects yeah that's where I draw the line
Louis you're incredibly discriminatory how dare you well
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