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AISA
MC 40
HUAI QIU
DJ CHUNG HUA
We're exchanging presents today.
The "Worst Present in the World" competition.
This is our...last day of 2009.
A free comb from the hotel! This is our...last day of 2009.
A free comb from the hotel!
This is so crappy!
And I knew you didn't have hair.
Whoa, it's on real tight.
Here, lemme take a picture of what it is.
I have a feeling this IS his present. Am I right?!
-No, no! My present is inside! -Really?!
Wait! My present is inside!
The earrings I wore from our second album's promo tour.
It's broken, the beads came off.
-So it's just the clasps.
[What a lame present] -So it's just the clasps.
-So it's just the clasps.
But I think they're really meaningful, so I'm giving them to you.
[Meaningful?]
Man, I think I'm gonna lose.
I think this competition is just between me and 40.
Huai Qiu's a pretty uncreative guy.
It's on.
Ain't scared.
-You wanna see your present? -A receipt.
[Aisa's present]
-That sucks~ -There's a chance you could win...
Yeah, there's a chance to win $200.
Lemme see that.
-Let's take a look. -Did he buy tampons?
On January 2, that's today...
-He went to a convenience store and bought... -Tampons?
He bought soya milk...
...and tea eggs.
8 tea eggs?!
He ate 8 tea eggs?
What is that?
Happy New Year!
Aisa, you win. You totally win!
What is that?
I'll let you get a whiff first.
[SUFFOCATING]
Is it nattou?
Well, you don't HAVE to use the present you receive right?
Like he won't necessarily wear the earrings you gave him.
[Trying to get out of it]
No, no. [Trying to get out of it]
You won't necessarily check the receipt I gave you. [Trying to get out of it]
So I won't necessarily eat the nattou you gave me.
-So does he have to eat it? -He does.
-He does.
Show's over!
Smell it.
Doesn't it smell exactly like my feet?
I think your feet actually smell better.
Really? This is my smell from the first album.
Gotta stir it up good! See that?
Looks like snot, doesn't it?
[God help me]
Come, Huai Qiu, come blow your nose~
-Don't waste food. -I won't.
-You have to finish it. -FINISH IT?!
-You once told us not to waste food. -Or else you'd be wasting food.
Hurry, hurry.
Can I just choose that I lose?
I ain't afraid, okay?
Only 40 would be afraid of something like this.
-I'm not afraid. -Then have some.
[It's a trap]
He said he's not afraid of it!
Fine.
No hesitation in drinking, no hesitation in nattou-eating either.
You can't swallow it! Chew it, chew.
Bask in the smell of my feet.
He can't swallow it. [Unable to swallow]
He feels like he's gnawing on Chung Hua's feet right now.
Huai Qiu, you're licking my feet all wet~
Hang on, hang on!
What's the date today?
-It's expired. -No it's not.
[Still chewing]
It was kept in the freezer, it's fine.
-Are you sure?! -Yes!
Expired on December 17!
I told you it was nattou from a month ago!
[Is this April Fool's or New Year's anyway?]
[Feels like crying] [Is this April Fool's or New Year's anyway?]
Come see for yourself, it says December 17.
It was really in the freezer.
Seriously! It's really edible!
I swear!
It's supposed to be presents, not pranks right?
Why do I feel like I'm being screwed around?
Things like meat can be kept in the freezer and still be safe to eat.
-Even after one month? -Yes.
Even meats?
If it's kept in the freezer.
Put that segment on YouTube and ask for everyone's opinion.
Was it really edible?
You guys leave comments at the bottom, I'll read them.
Fast-food and stuff like that can be left in the freezer for about 3-4 days, you know?
Well, mine's not over 30 days yet!
Hey, it was Dec. 17, Dec. 17!
December 17, okay?
-Oh! 3-4 days? -Yes.
"Three to four" days and "thirty" days sound similar.
Aisa's number 1, yep.
Aisa wins.
Aisa's too good.
You deserved it, you gave her receipt. You deserved it.
[Voting decides that 40 is the loser]
[ULTIMATE PUNISHMENT]
Hey everybody, time for a show!
This is so awkward!
I'm getting shy.
[Waiting for 40 to get changed]
[ALIEN] This is so embarrassing! Stop filming me!
Our third album is out, please give us your support!
This is too funny.
-This is so embarrassing! -This is what we look like in our third album!
This is embarrassing!
Even the little boys and girls are laughing.
[What's he doing?]
Let's decide on a punishment right now.
Everybody voted for him right?
-It's okay, I'll carry the camera and I'll run after him.
[Immediately forgets the pain of eating nattou] -It's okay, I'll carry the camera and I'll run after him.
[Immediately forgets the pain of eating nattou] -We have to get this on film.
You have to run to that gazebo, stop, and dance "Rock It."
And then run back.
Ready, set, go!
Don't run too fast.
Go, go!
How come I feel like I've screwed myself over?
The camera's so heavy.
Okay, done.
-Ah, this is so embarrassing! -Let's go back!
I'm so embarrassed too.
[Sound of Huai Qiu panting]
It's so far~
Why is this more tiring for me than it is for 40?
Almost there, almost there.
Year-end mission accomplished!
Happy New Year!
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