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ERIN V.O.: It isn't cheating unless you get caught.
ANNA: I just wanna blow things up.
DANI: I have two years of campaign.
The only one actually playing is Jason.
JASON: Yes, fair maiden?
DANI: Jason's kind of hot -- I mean good
STACEY: So I beat the trap? DANI: Yes.
ERIN: no, hey guys, Still dead here.
[INTRO SEQUENCE, MUSIC] LYRICS: So Roll the Dice,
six, twelve, or twenty sides,
You gotta play your part,
It does no good to just stand by,
So Roll the Dice!
ANNA: So how was your date with Captain Yoga?
ERIN: Yah, did he show you his Downward Dog?
DANI: Well -
DANI: He wanted to align my "chakras".
So I told him I was on my cycle and hung up.
ANNA: Can we get back to the game? I want to try out my Infernado spell.
ERIN: What is it with you and that stupid spell?
ANNA: It's a tornado. Of fire.
ERIN: There's more to this game than fire.
ANNA: You Shut your shamehole!
ANNA/ERIN: Dani!
DANI: Anna, calm down-
ANNA: Oh, you always take her side!
DANI: It's Erin's turn!
DANI: And look, there's a chair in the middle of the room!
STACEY: Ooohh. I like chairs. Right Pookie?
Remember when I tied you to the chair -
JASON: I - uh - protect the chair. And don't let Stacey do anything to it.
ERIN: This is it. My chance to get back at Anna.
According to this, subsection 3-C-178B of Dani's guide to the world. This is it. The Artifact.
DANI V.O.: So, what do you do?
ERIN: I sit in the chair.
I wish someone in the party would...
explode.
Like Anna.
DANI: Anna explodes.
She is now a pile of greasy smears on the bottom of the cave.
ANNA: Wait, what?
DANI: You're dead.
ERIN: You were right. Fire is fun.
ANNA: You can't kill me.
DANI: It's pretty straight in the rules, Anna - ANNA: [frustrated]
ERIN: She'll be back. Maybe next time I can rez her with her arm on her head.
ANNA: [screams]
JASON: Holy flesh golem!
JASON: That's permanent.
DANI: I've never seen that before.
JASON: I mean When you rip it up - that means you're gone.
DANI: WTF?
JASON: No more life. No rezing. Nothing.
ERIN: She's going to be fine. ANNA V.O.: [screams]
ERIN: Right?
ANNA V.O.: [screaming continues]
[music]
STACEY: I wish for a sparkly pony!
LYRIC: Roll the Dice!