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How to Pick the Right Thong. Like Brazilian waxes and sex toys, the thong is not for everyone.
But it can serve a purpose—and no, it's not peeking out from low-slung jeans, flashing
too much information. You will need A selection of thongs and a butt. Step 1. Understand that
there is a practical purpose for the thong. Though it's sometimes worn to turn up the
heat in the bedroom, many women wear the cheek-exposing briefs to avoid *** lines under close-fitting
skirts and pants. Step 2. When considering fit, think of the thong like any other ***.
If it's too small it could cut off your circulation; if it's too big, it could bunch in the front
or sit above your waist. Step 3. Thongs come in lots of different cuts, like high-waisted,
g-string, hip huggers, low-rise—even crotchless. Choose one that works best for you, and that
will stay hidden below your waistline. Since a thong is meant to be discreet, announcing
itself every time you bend over defeats the purpose—and just looks tacky. Step 4. Choose
the fabric you prefer. For everyday underwear, stick to 100% cotton. There are also thongs
made from cotton and spandex blends, cotton and Lycra blends, nylon and spandex microfiber,
silk knits, mesh, and—although notoriously itchy—lace. Thongs can chafe—and encourage
yeast infections, so avoid wearing them to sleep. Step 5. Consider the color or pattern
of the thong.The point is to make your underwear invisible through your clothes, so if you
need a thong to wear with a white skirt, we beg you: don't pick a hot pink thong. Step
6. Comfort isn't the main function of a thong, so if you've never worn one, you'll have to
get used to having what at first feels like a wedgie. Give it time, and you'll stop noticing
anything—except how smoothly your skirts lie! Did you know The modern-day thong was
probably introduced in 1939, when New York City mayor LaGuardia decreed that exotic dancers
cover up for the World's Fair.