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OBAMA'S OWN HOME NATION OF
HAWAII.
AS THE EXAMINERS NOTE, EVEN IF
YOU TAKE THOSE 10 STATES AND
ADD IN THE STATES WHERE THE
APPROVAL RATING IS BELOW 50%,
BUT HIGHER THAN THE
DISAPPROVAL, IT IS NOT CHEEKY
FOR THE CHIEF.
THAT'S BECAUSE EVEN IF HE
CARRIES ALL OF THE STATES HE
WILL LOSE THE ELECTORAL VOTES
323-215 WHICH BY MICHAEL
CLAITION SEEMS TO BE QUITE A
LOT.
CAN OBAMA WIN IN NOVEMBER?
AND MORE IMPORTANTLY, CAN
ANYONE BEAT THIS TABLE IN A
MATCH?
>> OH MY GOD.
>> I WOULD SAY THAT IS A NO.
A LOT COULD CHANGE BETWEEN NOW
AND NOVEMBER.
>> YES, THANKS FOR STEALING MY
TALKING POINT GREG.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
I AM ASKING YOU A QUESTION.
>> GO AHEAD.
>> WOW, YOU ARE CANTANKEROUS.
>> I AM THAT TOO.
PLEASE, ASK YOUR QUESTION.
>> NO WONDER SHE'S SINGLE.
>> WILL HIS NUMBERS PICK UP IF
THE ECONOMY PICKS UP?
>> YES.
WHAT IS IT, NINE MONTHS?
>> TO MAKE A BABY.
>> I WOULDN'T KNOW THAT.
>> I DIDN'T MEAN TO BRING IT
DOWN THERE.
YOU ARE TAKING WHAT WE ARE
GIVING IN A WEIRD WAY.
>> IT AIN'T OVER UNTIL IT IS
OVER, BABY.
>> ANTHONY, AS A LONG-TIME
OBAMA SUPPORTER DOES THIS MAKE
YOU NERVOUS?
I AM STARTING TO THINK I HAVE
AMNESIA.
I CAN'T BUY INTO ANY OF THESE
POLLS.
WE ARE BEING INUNDATED WITH
THE POLL RESULTS THAT CHANGE
ON A DAILY BASIS, AND I DON'T
KNOW WHETHER PEOPLE DON'T HAVE
ANY ATTENTION SPAN.
THEY CHANGE THEIR MIND WITHIN
24 HOURS AND THEY ARE POLLING
THE GUY.
NO ONE CAN STICK TO ONE THING
NOW.
THEY CHANGE EVERY DAY.
I AM GOING TO WAIT UNTIL
ELECTION DAY.
>> VERY GOOD.
THE THING IS, I DON'T THINK
THIS SHOWS.
IT IS A MAP BASED ON A POLL.
YOU CANDICE LIKE OBAMA -- YOU
CAN DISLIKE OBAMA AND HATE
ROMNEY MORE.
>> IF THE ECONOMY GETS BETTER
OF COURSE HE WILL GET
ELECTED.
HE PLAYS THE CLASS WARFARE
CARD LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
HE SINGS AL GREEN.
SHE WAS CHARMING.
9 BEST HOPE WE HAVE IS MITT
ROMNEY.
HE HAS A CLASSY WIFE WHO IS
ILL AND HE STAYED WITH HER.
SHE A RICH GUY.
HE COULD DO FOR US WHAT HE DID
FOR HIMSELF, PERHAPS.
>> SHE ATTRACTIVE.
>> HE IS IS A TOM BRADY OF THE
REPUBLICAN PARTY.
HE IS THE BEST HOPE WE HAVE.
OBAMA WILL BE TOUGH TO BEAT.
>> I AGREE.
BILL YOU HAVE BEEN ANALYZING
POLITICAL RACES SINCE THE
1950s.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THIS?
>> IN THE SAME SURVEY THEY
SAID HIS NUMBERS ARE DOWN IN
HAWAII.
I SPEAK FOR EVERY AMERICAN WHO
SAYS WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK
ABOUT HIM IN THE HOME COUNTRY
OF HAWAII?
THEY CAN'T EVEN VOTE.
BY THAT RATIONAL HE IS AN
ILLEGAL PRESIDENT.
>> THAT IS TRUE.
>> YOU HAVE READ MY BLOG.
>> I HAVE READ YOUR BLOG.
EVERYBODY SAYS HE IS FROM
KENYA, BUT HE IS FROM HAWAII
WHICH IS A DIFFERENT STATE.
>> HAVE YOU TO BE CONNECTED TO
THE COUNTRY TO BE A STATE.
>> EXACTLY.
NO BORDERS THERE.
IF THERE ARE NO BORDERS THERE
IS NO WAY YOU CAN I'M MA --
IMMIGRATE.
RIGHT?
>> YES.
>>> WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU CHECK
OUT A RADIO EXCLUSIVE'S HOME
1234* AND THEN, I WILL SHOOT
YOU IN THE FACE AND THEN LAUGH
WHEN YOU DIE.
THE AMERICANS WANT A NEW
CANDIDATE TO ENTER THE RACE.
WE SENT BILL TO FIND OUT.
SADLY HE CAME BACK.
>> CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE
QUICK QUESTIONS ABOUT THE
ELECTION?
CAN I HAVE SOME OF YOUR
LUNCH?
ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EAT ALL
>>> ALL RIGHT, WELCOME BACK.
DID MITT'S VICTORY SONG
PRODUCE NOTHING BUT A YAWN?
WELL ACCORDING TO A RECENT
RASE MUSS SON -- RASSMUSSON
SURVEY THEY WOULD LIKE TO SEE
ANOTHER ENTER THE RACE.
AND POLLS REFLECTED A SIMILAR
SENSE OF *** IN FLORIDA WITH
38% OF PRIMARY GOERS SAY THEG
WERE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE
FIELD.
THEY SAID THEY WOULD LIKE
SOMEONE ELSE TO RUN.
ARMED WITH THIS VERY INFO AND
VERY LITTLE CLOTHING, "RED
EYE" HIT THE STREETS BECAUSE
THAT'S WHERE THE PEOPLE AT.
>> NOW, THERE IS A NEW POLL
THAT SAYS 30% OF GOP VOTERS
WOULD LIKE A THIRD CANDIDATE.
DO YOU AGREE?
>> YES, I DO.
>> WHO WOULD BE YOUR CANDIDATE
OF CHOICE?
>> I THINK MITT HAS LIKE UPS
AND DOWNS.
HE IS MORE LIBERAL.
>> LET ME HELP YOU WITH THIS.
>> DON'T TAKE THAT THE WRONG
WAY.
>> SOMEONE ELSE TO VOTE FOR
OTHER THAN ROMNEY.
IF YOU HAVE IT YOU NEED
PENICILLIN.
I'M TALKING ABOUT ROMNEY.
DO YOU HAVE GONE RHEA?
>> NO.
>> HOW ABOUT CHRIS -- CHRIS
CHRISTIE.
HE LOOKS LIKE A BIG VILLAIN.
>> I LIKE WHAT HE SAYS ABOUT
THE SCHOOL SYSTEMS AND MORE
CONSERVATIVE.
>> YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT
WHERE HE STANDS?
THERE IS ALWAYS A LOT OF
SHADE.
UP TOP.
CHRIS CHRISTIE IT SOUNDS
PRESIDENT WILL A OR SOMEBODY
WHO RUNS A CANDY STORE.
COME ON OUT, KIDS, IT IS CHRIS
CHRISTIE'S CANDIES.
THANK YOU FOR AGREEING WITH
ME.
EXCUSE ME.
CAN I ASK YOU A COUPLE QUICK
QUESTIONS?
THE SCARF DOESN'T FIT YOU.
CAN I DO A RATING WITH YOU?
I HAVE A COUPLE OF WRITE IN
CANDIDATES THAT ARE LESSER
KNOWN.
DO YOU, A, RECOGNIZE THEM, B,
WOULD YOU VOTE FOR THEM?
TAKE A LOOK.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT PERSON?
>> NO.
>> THAT IS ANDY LEVY.
HE IS THE EDITOR IN CHIEF OF
"CAT FANCY."
>> HIS EYES CREEP ME OUT A
LITTLE BIT.
>> DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS
PERSON?
>> YES.
BUT I CAN'T THINK OF HIS
NAME.
>> THAT IS BRETT BIER.
>> THAT IS GREG GUTFELD.
DO YOU RECOGNIZE THAT NAME?
>> NO.
HE LOOKS LIKE A CREEP.
>> WELL, HE LOOKS LESS CREEP
ETHAN THE OTHER GUYS.
>> DO YOU RECOGNIZE THIS GUY?
>> YES, BUT HIS NAME DOESN'T
COME TO MIND.
>> THAT IS BILLY ZANE.
YOU CAN BE BLASAY ABOUT SOME
THINGS, ROSE, BUT NOT
TITANIC.
WHAT IS THE MOVIE?
>> "TITANIC."
>> NO, IT IS "HOME ALONE."
>> YOU CAN BE BLASA ABOUT SOME
THINGS, ROSE, BUT NOT
TITANIC.
I KIND OF GAVE IT AWAY.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, BATMAN
FOREVER.
APPRECIATE IT.
>> I THINK YOU SHOULD GROW THE
HAIR BACK.
>> I DON'T THINK HE CAN.
>> BILLY ZANE NEEDS ROW GAIN.
ANY FINAL WORDS?
>> NO, KISSES TO NEW YORK.
>> KISSES TO, NO.
NEW YORK KISSES YOU RIGHT
BACK.
ALL OVER OF THE.
>> WELL, IF WE HAVE LEARNED
ANYTHING TODAY, THE AMERICAN
VOTER IS NOT SURE WHAT THEY
WANT.
SNOOP DOGG SNOWS EXACTLY WHAT
HE -- KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT HE
WANTS.
AND I THINK I KNOW WHAT I
WANT.
DON'T BE INSANE! VOTE FOR
ZANE.
DON'T BE SILLY VOTE FOR
BILLY.
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.
BALD IS BEAUTIFUL.
>> I'M BILLY ZANE AND I
APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
>> I THINK WE LEARNED
SOMETHING FROM THIS PACKAGE.
>> THIS POLL IS INTERESTING
AND DISCOURAGING.
MY FEELING IS, ANTHONY, THAT
THE LACK OF ENTHUSIASM IS LIKE
THE REST OF US, THEY ARE NOT
FOLLOWING IT YET.
>> WELL, I THINK THE MEDIA
WILL TAKE ANYBODY THAT IS
RUNNING AND PUT THEM UNDER THE
MICROSCOPE.
ANY NEW GUY YOU THROW IN IS
GOING TO BE THE EXCITING NEW
GUY.
I THINK THEY WOULD LEAD FOR A
WEEK, AND THEN THAT WOULD BE
THE END OF THAT.
I THINK THERE WAS A POLL THAT
SAID 75% OF VOTERS IF THE
ELECTION WERE HELD HAD TO
WOULD SAY IT IS NOT EVEN
ELECTION DAY.
>> THAT'S A GOOD .
VERY KNOWLEDGEABLE.
BERNIE, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
DOES THAT DEPRESS YOU?
>> YES, IT DOES.
INDEED IT DOES.
FOR US IN THE MEDIA IT IS
GREAT.
FOR EXAMPLE, I DISLIKE NEWT
GINGRICH.
GLAD HE IS STAYING IN THE RACE
FOR US.
IF DONALD TRUMP GOT IN, WE
WOULD HAVE -- YOU KNOW, IT
WOULD BE A FIELD DAY FOR US.
BUT THE VOTERS ARE SO IGNORANT
AND STUPID.
IT IS DISSOLUTIONING.
THERE IS NO HOPE.
THERE IS NO WAY TO CONVEY TO
THEM THAT WE ARE IN DEBT AND
IN DEEP DOO-DOO.
THERE IS NO WAY WE CAN PICK UP
ON IT.
OBAMA CAN SING ABOUT AL
GREEN.
>> WE ARE EASILY CHARMED AS A
CULTURE.
AREN'T WE?
>> I HAVE ONLY KNOWN YOU FOR
15 YEARS.
MICHELLE OBAMA WENT ON ELLEN
DEGENERES TODAY.
THAT DOES -- CHARMING WORKS.
>> I THINK ROMNEY IS
CHARMING.
I THINK NEWT HAS A CERTAIN RM
CHA.
>> I THINK CHRIS CHRISTIE IS
CHARMING IN HIS EVIL MAN
WAY.
HE'S MY GOV SO I FIND HIM -- I
LIKE HIM.
>> IS GOV A EUPHEMISM FOR
SOMETHING?
>> GOVERNOR.
>> WHAT CHRIS CHRISTIE HAS
DONE FOR THE FAT MAN --
>> YOU ARE RIGHT.
IF CHRIS CHRISTIE WORE THREE
PIECE SUITS AND HAD A -- WHAT
DO THEY CALL IT A FOB?
A WATCH FOB AND A WALKING CANE
AND A HAT AND MAYBE A MONICAL
HE WOULD GET 99% OF THE VOTE.
>> AND SPOKE WITH A BRITISH
ACCENT.
>> HE WOULD WIN ACROSS ALL
FACTIONS.
>> VERY TAFT LIKE.
>> ALL RIGHT.
ENOUGH.
>> THEY ARE NOT MONICALS.
THEY ARE CALLED GLASSES.
>> I LIKE THAT WORD.
>> YOU PUT THE MONO IN
MONICALS.
TO LEAVE A VOICEMAIL,
212-462-5050 OF THE STILL TO M
COULD, THE HALF TIME REPORT
23R* TV'S ANDY LEVY.
>> TONIGHT IS SPONSORED BY DOG
SLEDING.
THE WINTER RACING SPORT MOST
POPULAR IN THE ARCTIC REGIONS
OF NORTH AMERICA WHERE THE
DOGS PULL THE SLEDS ACROSS THE
TERRAIN.
THANKS, DOG SLEDING.
>>> WELCOME BACK.
LET'S FIND OUT IF WE GOT
ANYTHING WRONG SO FAR.
FOR THAT WE GO TO ANDY LEVY.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>> NOT MUCH.
.
>> GREAT.
>> GOOD.
>> THANKS FOR ASKING.
>> ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA.
ANTHONY, YOU SAY YOU LIKE
ROMNEY'S STATEMENT ABOUT "I
DON'T CARE ABOUT THE VERY
POOR.
THEY HAVE A SAFETY NET."
HE WAS TRYING TO APPEAL TO THE
MIDDLE CLASS.
I AGREE WITH THAT, BUT IT IS
KIND OF A PROBLEM.
HE PHRASES THINGS WRONG ALL OF
THE TIME AND HE MAKES IT EASY
FOR THEIR OPPONENTS WHETHER
THEY ARE OTHER REPUBLICANS OR
DEMOCRATS TO TAKE THEM OUT OF
CONTEXT.
>> I STILL DON'T SEE POOR
PEOPLE.
>> ARE YOU LIKE THE OPPOSITE
OF BRUCE WILLIS.
>> WELL, NO, HALEY JOEL
OSMOND.
IT IS LIKE A SEVENTH SENSE.
WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK
WORK -- DIDN'T YOU HAVE LIKE
WORKING ON YOUR POOL AND STUFF
LIKE THAT?
>> I PAY THEM SO MUCH AND THEY
END UP BEING WEALTHY.
>> GOOD FOR YOU.
THAT'S EXCELLENT.
AMERICA NEEDS MORE PEOPLE LIKE
YOU.
BERNARD, YOU ARE GOING WITH
THE ROMNEY IS AN ELECTABLE
ARGUMENT.
I AGREE.
HE IS PROBABLY MORE ELECTABLE
THAN NEWT.
CAN A GUY THIS UNINSPIRING --
NOBODY ACTUALLY LIKES ROMNEY.
>> WELL, I DISAGREE WITH
THAT.
A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE ROMNEY.
WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT
ROMNEY?
HE IS A SELF-MADE GUY
ESSENTIALLY.
HE IS A GOOD LOOKING
MILLIONAIRE.
HIS WIFE HAS MS.
HE DIDN'T DITCH HER.
HE IS A GOOD MAN.
HE CONTRIBUTES 20% OF HIS
EARNINGS TO CHARITY AND TO HIS
CHURCH.
HE IS A GOOD MAN.
HE IS LIKE THE PERFECT
CANDIDATE.
WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE ABOUT MITT
ROMNEY.
>> I AGREE OF THE I AM NOT
SAYING HE IS LIKE A BAD GUY OR
UNLIKEABLE GUY.
>> SO WHY ARE YOU BUGGING,
SIR?
>> HE JUST DOESN'T INSPIRE
ANYONE.
MAYBE THAT IS OKAY.
MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE TO
INSPIRE ANYONE TO GET
ELECTED.
BUT DON'T YOU THINK MAYBE THAT
IS AN ISSUE?
>> WHEN HE WAS GOVERNOR OF
MASSACHUSETTS, HE DISPLAYED A
PERSONALITY THAT I AGREE HE IS
HIDING FAIRLY WELL.
WE HAD HIM ON.
HE IS FUNNY AND CHARMING AND
HE HAS A PERSONALITY, BUT HE
HAS TO PUT IT OUT THERE IF HE
WANTS TO BRING MR. I SING AL
GREEN.
YOU ARE RIGHT.
>> ARE WE OVER PLAYING THE
WHOLE INSPIRATIONAL THING?
CALVIN COOLIDGE LEAD BY
EXAMPLE.
>> YOU KNOW THE VICE PRESIDENT
OF CHRIS WAS NOT TOO SHABBY
EITHER.
IT IS A GREAT, GREAT UNCLE.
>> I SAID MAYBE YOU DON'T HAVE
TO BE INSPIRING TO BE
ELECTED.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT
ABOUT THAT.
WHEN YOU ARE RUNNING AGAINST A
GUY WHO AT LEAST FOUR YEARS
AGO WAS VERY INSPIRATIONAL TO
A LOT OF PEOPLE, IT WOULD BE A
GOOD QUALITY TO HAVE.
>> I SUPPOSE SO.
>> I DON'T REALLY CARE.
>> SLEEP WALKING THROUGH
THIS.
>> JULIETTE, YOU SAID YOU
THINK NEWT'S ADVISORS ARE
SMART TO HAVE HIM NOT MAKE
CONCESSION CALLS AFTER HE
LOSES THE PRIMARIES.
AND GINGRICH SAYS GIVEN HE WAS
OUT SPENT 5-1 HE WAS, QUOTE,
VERY, VERY DELIGHTED WITH THE
RESULTS.
>> THEN THERE YOU GO.
HE WASN'T FAKING IT.
>> I I WILL LEAVE IT TO YOU
WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO
BELIEVE IN IT.
>> I BELIEVE IN MINUTE.
I BELIEVE IN MY NEWT.
>> YOU NEED THE NEXT MRS.
MRS. GINGRICH.
>> DON'T EVEN GO THERE.
>> IF HIS NICKNAME IS MINUTE