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>>OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE MARRIED. >>I KNOW!
IT IS SO SURREAL. >>YEAH.
I'M LIKE KIND OF SURPRISED THAT YOU WENT FOR HIM.
YOU KNOW, YOU'RE LIKE A LOT TALLER THAN HIM.
I MEAN, THAT WOULD BE A DEAL BREAKER FOR ME. YOU KNOW, LIKE I WANT SOMEONE LIKE
TALL AND LIKE WAY HOT. AND I THINK THAT YOU'RE GOING FOR MORE OF
LIKE A, YOU KNOW, LIKE, UM-- >>CUTE.
>>YEAH, LIKE A DUSTIN HOFFMAN? [CLAPPING] >>♪♪ DEAL, DEAL, DEAL, ♪
♪ DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ ♪ DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ ♪ DEAL, DEAL, DEAL, ♪ ♪ DEAL-BREAKER.
♪ ♪ DEAL-BREAKER. ♪
>>HEY BABE, IF WE EAT ENOUGH HERE, I WON'T HAVE TO TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER.
SO, EAT UP. >>♪ DEAL-BREAKER. ♪
>>DON'T BE RIDICULOUS
I ALWAYS WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS.
>>HIS NAME IS ARTHUR. AFTER MY FIRST HUSBAND.
>>♪ DEAL-BREAKER ♪ >>OH, WHERE DO I SEE MYSELF IN 15-YEARS?
UM, PARENT'S BASEMENT. >>♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER ♪
>>BRO, DON'T YOU THINK GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR LOOK LIKE DUDES?
>>I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT OUR WEDDING SONG IS,
AS LONG NICKEL BACK SINGS IT. >>♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER. ♪
♪ I CAN'T LIVE WITH ♪ ♪ THAT FOREVER. ♪ ♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER.
♪ ♪ SO WE CAN'T STAY TOGETHER. ♪
>>OH I DON'T BELIEVE IN SPANKING. TORTURE ON THE OTHER HAND...
>>IT'S EITHER ME OR THE MOUSTACHE JEREMY. >>♪ SLAP THAT GIRL ♪ >>WHEN I GO BALD,
I'M GROWING A WICKED COMBOVER. >>♪ UH-HUH ♪ >>YOU LOOK AS HOT AS
MY MOM IN THAT DRESS. >>♪ YOU BETTER ♪ ♪ BURN THAT DRESS.
♪ >>I KNOW THERE'S DAY-CARE, BUT IS THERE
NIGHT CARE? BECAUSE I'D LIKE TO SPEND AS LITTLE TIME
AS POSSIBLE WITH OUR FUTURE CHILDREN.
>>♪ BAD SIGN ♪ >>YOU KNOW IF WE HAVE A DAUGHTER, I HOPE SHE TURNS OUT
LIKE HONEY-BOO-BOO. >>YOLO.
>>I ENJOY HUNTING, BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN CRAVING
MORE INTELLIGENT PREY. >>I REALLY WANT A 10-KARAT BLOOD DIAMOND.
>>♪ DON'T YOU DARE ♪ ♪ PUT A RING ON THAT. ♪
>>THE HARRY POTTER MOVIES WERE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THE BOOK.
>>I'LL WEAR THIS HUNTING VEST AND YOU WEAR THESE DEER-ANTLERS.
>>♪ CALL THE POLICE. ♪ ♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER. ♪
♪ I CAN'T LIVE WITH ♪ ♪ THAT FOREVER. ♪
♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ ♪ SO WE CAN'T STAY TOGETHER. ♪
>>MY FAVORITE MAGICAL WEAPON IS-- >>♪ DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ >>MY FAVORITE KARDASHIAN--
>>♪ DEAL-BREAKER ♪ >>I HATE CHRISTMAS. >>♪ DEAL-BREAKER ♪ >>I LOVE CHRISTMAS.
>>♪ DEAL-BREAKER ♪ >>I REALLY HATED TWILIGHT. >>♪ NOT A DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ ♪ IN FACT,
♪ YOU SHOULD YOU MARRY HIM. ♪ >>I DON'T PLAY THE GUITAR.
>>♪ THAT'S NOT A DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ GIRL, STOP MAKING THAT'S A THING.
>>SOMETIMES I DRESS UP LIKE A HOMELESS PERSON AND BEG FOR MONEY,
BUT I'M ACTUALLY A MILLIONAIRE. >>♪ I'LL ALLOW IT. ♪ >>NOW THAT I HAVE
MY KNEE-HIGH BOOTS, I'M READY TO MEET
ME A FINE ***. >>♪ IS IT THE 1800'S? ♪
♪ THE DOUBLE DEAL BREAKER. ♪ >>I'M GOING TO GO AND GET MY GUN SO YOU
SHOULD PROBABLY RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN. OKAY?
>>♪ AIR QUOTES WON'T ♪ ♪ SAVE YOU BOY ♪
♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ ♪ YEAH. ♪ ♪ I CAN'T LIVE WITH ♪ ♪ THAT FOREVER.
♪ DON'T DO IT. ♪ ♪ DEAL, DEAL-BREAKER. ♪ YEAH, YEAH. ♪
♪ SO WE CAN'T ♪ ♪ STAY TOGETHER. ♪♪
>>IT'S EITHER ME OR THE MOUSTACHE JEREMY. [APPLAUSE] >>I THINK IT'S COOL THE HEIGHT
DIFFERENCE DOESN'T BOTHER WHIT. >>YEAH, I MEAN, THEY LOOK PRETTY HAPPY,
BUT I DON'T KNOW IF THEY'RE-- [SLAP] >>THAT WAS FOR JEREMY.
>>WHAT? >>YEAH, I WAS WRONG.
>>YEAH.