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♪ I'M A WILD GREEN GUY LIVIN' UNDER THE BED ♪
♪ I GOBBLE UP YOUR SOCK BEFORE YOU TURN YOUR HEAD ♪
♪ LIKE A BOLT OF LIGHTNIN', I MAKE YOUR HEART JUMP ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP, BUMP, BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ YEAH, EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ IT'S BUMP WITH SQUISHY ♪
♪ HE'S MY VERY BEST PAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH MOLLY ♪
♪ SHE'S MY FAVORITE GAL ♪
♪ BUMP WITH CLOSET MONSTER ♪
♪ AND DESTRUCTO, TOO ♪
♪ BUT THOSE GUYS DON'T BOTHER BUMPY ♪
♪ HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO, SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ YOU CAN BUMP WITH A DOLL, BUMP WITH A BUG ♪
♪ BUMP ON THE CEILING OR BUMP ON THE RUG ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN BUMP, TOO, FROM THE EAST TO THE WEST ♪
♪ JUST BUMP WITH THE MONSTER YOU LOVE BEST ♪
♪ SAY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY BUMP ♪
♪ EVERYBODY BUMP ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP, BUMPITY, YEAH ♪
♪ HE GOES 100 MILES AN HOUR ♪
♪ HE'S GREEN DYNAMITE ♪
♪ HIS NAME IS MR. BUMPY, HE GOES BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
♪ MY NAME IS MR. BUMPY, I GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT ♪
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.
CAPTIONS COPYRIGHT 1995 GREENGRASS PRODUCTIONS, INC.
PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
TURBO-TOTRO-NOID.
I WANT IT.
OOH, COOL! PLASTIC ROBOT. GIMME IT!
AHHH.
I GOT TO STIR
SO THE MILK CAN GET CHOCOLATEY NUTRITIOUS.
HMM. "SEND ONE BOX TOP, AND RECEIVE
"THIS COOL, PLASTIC TURBO-TOTRO-NOID ABSOLUTELY FREE.
"AND IF YOU'RE NOT SATISFIED,
RETURN FOR A FULL REFUND."
HERE'S THE BOX TOP!
THAT MEANS I GET MY OWN TURBO-TOTRO-NOID FOR FREE!
THE MAILMAN COMETH.
OOH, MY COOL PLASTIC ROBOT.
I CAN'T WAIT TO PLAY WITH IT.
IT'S HERE!
IT'S BIG! IT'S FROM JAPAN!
IT'S GONNA BE GREAT.
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE HIGH-TECH.
THIS IS LOW-TECH.
WHAT A RIP.
WHERE'S MY REALLY COOL TURBO-TOTRO-NOID?
WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE? WHERE?
WHEW.
THANK GOODNESS FOR FALSE ADVERTISING.
I THOUGHT YOU'D BE A NASTY HARBINGER OF DESTRUCTION,
BUT YOU'RE TOO SMALL TO DO ANY HARM.
YOU'RE NOT SCARY AT ALL.
YOU'RE KIND OF CUTE.
BUT POOR MR. BUMPY'S VERY DISAPPOINTED.
I MUST GO AND CHEER HIM UP.
YOU GOT FAR AND ABOVE THE RECOMMENDED DAILY ALLOWANCE
OF NINE VITAMINS AND MINERALS
WITH EACH BOX OF CHOCO SPACE FLAKES YOU ATE.
BUT I WANTED A BIG, MEGACOOL TURBO-TOTRO-NOID.
SUGAR-FROSTED SHARK PUFFS!
[SNIFFS]
OOH, WITH THAT REALISTIC SCENT.
THERE, YOU SEE?
EVERYTHING'S GOING TO TURN OUT FINE, MR. BUMPY.
TOMORROW WE'LL MAIL THAT ROBOT BACK
FOR A FULL REFUND,
AND WE'LL SEND FOR THIS NEAT-O, PLASTIQUE
DITCH AVENGER LASER BUBBLE SUBMARINE.
THE SOONER WE GET TO SLEEP,
THE SOONER WE CAN SEND OFF FOR IT.
I'M SNORIN' ALREADY, SQUISHMAN.
[SNORING] SEE?
HEE HEE HEE.
GOOD NIGHT, MR. BUMPY.
[WHIRRING]
WHAT WAS THAT?
[GASPS]
IT'S THE BIG, HIGH-TECH TURBO-TOTRO-NOID
THAT BUMPY WANTED!
IT'S IN THE HOUSE!
AAH! GET AWAY FROM ME!
MR. BUMPY!
MR. BUMPY!
AAH!
OH, HIYA, SQUISH.
IT'S IN THE HALLWAY.
IT'S A BIG, MEAN TURBO-TOTRO-NOID MACHINE!
IT'S GONNA DESTRUCTO US ALL,
MR. BUMPY.
I JUST KNOW IT!
DID YOU SAY IT'S A BIG, COOL TURBO-TOTRO-NOID?
I GOTTA SEE THIS.
NO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, MR. BUMPY.
IT'S HORRENDOUS!
WHERE IS IT?
AW.
YOU MUST'VE DREAMED IT.
GO BACK TO BED, SQUISHINGTON.
YOU, UH, NEED YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.
DREAMED IT?
I SURE HOPE SO.
[WHIRRING]
MR. BUMPY!
MR. BUMPY!
MAMA, I DON'T WANNA WEAR THE PINK DRESS.
MR. BUMPY DIDN'T HEAR ME.
I'LL MAKE A RUN FOR IT.
AAAAHHHHH!
MR. BUMPY!
MR. BUMPY!
THAT KILLER ROBOT IS OUT IN THE HALL.
RIGHT NOW!
YOU HAVE TO COME AND SEE IT.
IT'S REAL!
SHOW IT TO ME TOMORROW, SQUISH.
I'M SLEEPY.
[YAWNS]
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
THERE IS NO ONE TO SAVE ME
FROM THAT MEAN OLD MACHINE. EXCEPT...
IS IT NOT THE MOST FEROCIOUS THING YOU'VE EVER SEEN?
I CANNOT BEAR TO LOOK!
WELL, I GUESS IT COULD BE KIND OF SCARY-LOOKING.
PERSONALLY, I THINK IT'S CUTE.
CUTE?
NO. THE ROBOT WAS ENORMOUS
AND POSILUTELY HEINOUS, MOLLY.
I THINK IT'S ALL A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE.
YOU WERE PROBABLY LOOKING AT IT CLOSELY,
AND IT APPEARED BIGGER THAN IT IS.
[YAWNS]
THERE'S NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.
O.K.?
SWEET DREAMS.
I DON'T KNOW.
MAYBE IT WAS JUST A OPTICAL DELUSION.
I GUESS I SHOULD GO BACK TO BEDDY-BYE.
[SIGHS]
[SNORING]
[WHIRRING]
WHOEVER YOU ARE OUT THERE,
WILL YOU PLEASE STOP MAKING THAT SOUND?
PLEASE!
STOP IT!
PLEASE!
YOU ARE VEXING ME!
IT SEEMS I WILL HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS.
I HAVE A HUNCH THAT THIS MIGHT BE A TRAP.
[WHIRRING]
OH, MY.
I, SQUISHINGTON,
HAVE BROUGHT THE MIGHTY TURBO-TOTRO-NOID DOWN!
HA HA!
OH, I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS.
[CRYING]
[SPEAKING JAPANESE]
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SAID.
BUT IF YOU MAKE ANOTHER MOVE, I'LL DECK YOU AGAIN!
[CRYING]
OH, DON'T CRY, LITTLE ROBOT.
WHAT'S WRONG?
UH...
¿SE HABLA ESPAÑOL?
PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?
OH, I GET IT!
SUBTITLES.
OH, YOU MISS YOUR HOME
IN OSAKA.
AND YOUR FAMILY.
YOU WERE MAILED
AGAINST YOUR WILL!
WHAT CAN I DO
TO HELP YOU GET BACK TO YOUR FAMILY?
I KNOW.
I CAN SEND YOU HOME
AND GET A FULL REFUND, TOO.
OH, YOU'RE WELCOME, LITTLE ROBOT.
WRITE TO ME, O.K.?
WE CAN BE PEN PALS.
IT'S A LETTER FROM MY PEN PAL,
THE LITTLE ROBOT.
WHEN'S MY DITCH AVENGER
LASER BUBBLE SUBMARINE GONNA BE HERE,
AND WHERE'D THAT ROBOT GO?
HOME.
[SCREAMING]
AWESOME DESTRUCTION!
HEY, GIANT ROBOT,
YOU MISSED CRUSHING AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER OVER THERE.
HA HA! GOT HIM!
WHO HAVE YOU BEEN TALKING TO?
I AM COMMUNICATING WITH A GIANT ROBOT
VIA A FUTURISTIC DEVICE KNOWN AS TELEVISION.
NOT UP THERE.
IN JAPAN.
THIS PHONE BILL WILL COST ME A WEEK'S PAY.
I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY IN JAPAN.
I BET MOM CALLED UP A HOME SHOPPING NETWORK
OR A JAPANESE GOSSIP LINE
OR SOME OTHER MOM-LIKE THING.
YOU DIDN'T MAKE THESE CALLS?
HONEST.
ALL RIGHT, BUT I'LL TALK TO YOUR MOM ABOUT IT.
WHO WOULD I KNOW IN JAPAN?
"...AND I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH
"FOR SENDING ME BACK TO JAPAN
"TO BE WITH MY BELOVED SISTERS IN THE FACTORY.
"OUR FACTORY IS IN A BEAUTIFUL SECTION OF OSAKA.
"THE PEOPLE WHO WORK IN THE FACTORY
ARE THE NICEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD."
"REAL PRIDE IS TAKEN IN OUR DESIGN AND PERFORMANCE.
"EVERYBODY SEEMS TO LIKE US,
AND WE'RE A BIG SUCCESS IN THE MARKET."
AHH!
"I FEEL VERY SAFE HERE."
[WHISTLING]
I WONDER WHAT HEARTWARMING MESSAGE I'LL RECEIVE
FROM MY LITTLE PEN PAL TONIGHT.
AAH!
HELP! THEY ARE TRYING TO DESTROY ME!
HIDE ME! HIDE ME!
AH! LITTLE ROBOT!
OH, THERE, THERE.
TAKE A DEEP BREATH.
[INHALES]
GOOD. NOW, TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT.
I'M SURE NOBODY'S TRYING TO DESTROY YOU.
MR. DIRECTOR, SIR,
ONE OF OUR ROBOTS IS MISSING!
FIND IT AND DESTROY IT!
RIGHT AWAY, SIR!
I AM PROGRAMMING A SEARCH AND DESTROY COMMAND
INTO A TURBO-TOTRO-NOID.
THE MISSING ROBOT IS AS GOOD AS TERMINATED.
SO SHE'S GOING TO LIVE IN AMERICA
AND ENJOY OUR MANY FREEDOMS
AND FABULOUS WAYS OF LIFE
AND COLORFUL BREAKFAST CEREALS.
YOU'LL LOVE IT HERE.
AS AMERICAN CITIZENS,
WE'RE GUARANTEED THE RIGHT TO WEAR ARMS.
SEE? I'M WEARING TWO DIFFERENT KINDS.
USA! USA! USA!
ETCETERA!
YOU'LL NEED SOMEBODY TO SHOW YOU AROUND.
AND WHO BETTER TO SHOW OFF THE LATEST COOL TRENDS
AND FASHIONABLE STATEMENTS
THAN ME,
MR. BUMPY TOUR GUIDE EL SUPREMO?
MR. BUMPY, THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED TOUR GUIDE,
YOU GOT THE ENTIRE LITHUANIAN FLY-CASTING TEAM DEPORTED
AND CREATED AN INTERNATIONAL SCANDAL.
YEAH, WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW THOSE FLIES
WERE ON THE ENDANGERED SPECIES LIST.
BESIDES, THEY WERE DELISH!
COME ON, LITTLE BUCKAROO.
LET ME SHOW YOU THE WONDERS OF MY NEST,
THE COOLEST PLACE IN THE ENTIRE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.
WE'LL FIX YOU UP A PLACE TO LIVE.
I HEAR YOU CAN SWELL UP
AND GET COVERED WITH MISSILES.
COULD YOU TEACH ME THAT?
[WHISTLING]
LA LA LA LA LA
THESE CURTAINS CERTAINLY ADD A TOUCH OF CLASS
TO THIS OLD HOUSE.
AND THE CLEANING PRODUCTS STORED UNDER HERE
MAKE IT SMELL...
SPRINGTIME FRESH.
WHERE IS LITTLE ROBOT?
UH...O.K.
YOU'RE HERE IN AMERICA,
AND THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME.
DO YOU LIKE THE CURTAINS?
I GUESS PLAID'S NOT YOUR COLOR.
UHH...
US BUSY AMERICAN TYPES DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME
TO ENJOY ALL THE CHOICES AVAILABLE TO US HERE.
GIMME A BITE OF THAT DOG, WOULD YOU?
WE GOT TO DOUBLE OR TRIPLE UP ON OUR LEISURE ACTIVITIES.
CRANK THAT TUNE UP!
THANK YOU. HE SHOOTS, HE...MISSES.
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH SOME FASTER MUSIC.
YOU DONE WITH THAT?
THANKS A LOT.
GOOD NEWS.
I PICKED UP SOME SPICY MUSTARD
AND THE HOTTEST TUNES I COULD SWIPE FROM MY BOY.
WHERE'S THAT HOT DOG?
WHERE IS LITTLE ROBOT?
WHY, HANGING WITH THE BUMPSTER,
LEARNING AMERICAN CULTURE.
KID LEARNS AMERICAN CULTURE FAST.
I WONDER WHY THE LITTLE ROBOT
WOULD WANT TO WRAP THESE CURTAINS AROUND MY FACE.
IF I DIDN'T HAVE SUCH A POSITIVE ATTITUDE,
I'D SAY SHE WAS TRYING TO DO ME PHYSICAL HARM.
GOOD THING I TRUST HER IMPLICITLY.
AAH! IT'S THAT KILLING MACHINE
COME TO RIP MY FRONDS OFF!
OOH! I LOVE PLAID!
YOU...DO?
THEN WHY DID YOU CLOBBER ME BEFORE?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, CLOBBER?
YOU DON'T REMEMBER?
HMM. SHE'S PROBABLY GOT SOME KIND OF E-MAIL JET LAG.
OH, WELL. NEVER MIND.
I GUESS I'LL PUT THESE CURTAINS BACK UP.
CAN YOU PLEASE GET ME A HAMMER?
AH. BACK SO SOON?
HAMMER, PLEASE.
WHERE IS LITTLE ROBOT?
UM...
UM...DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF ME
WITH AN ENORMOUS ARMORED FIST RAISED OVER MY HEAD
IN PREPARATION FOR A KILLING BLOW?
O.K.! O.K.! WRONG ANSWER! WRONG ANSWER!
GIVE ME A SECOND!
LITTLE ROBOT IS WITH MOLLY RIGHT NOW. HELP!
SQUISHINGTON!
AAH!
I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT YOU.
CHECK OUT THE WHEELS!
AMERICAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST.
HOP ON AND WE'LL ROLL TILL WE'RE SILLY!
WHOO-HOO!
WIPEOUT.
NO!
NO!
I CAN'T HURT HER.
SHE'S MY SISTER.
THAT'S IT!
SQUISHY, FOLLOW ME.
WE'LL USE THE ULTIMATE WEAPON.
LASER-GUIDED THERMITE BOMBS?
GUESS NOT.
NO, BUMPY.
THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IS LOVE.
I GET IT. A SIMPLE TRANSFER OF DATA...
[SLURPS]
PTOOEY!
TA-DA!
THE PROGRAM IS CHANGED.
WHEW!
THAT WAS A BRAVE THING YOU DID, SQUISHY.
YOU COULD'VE BEEN HURT.
I COULD HAVE?
OHH...
HEY!
THAT WAS FUN!
CAN I DO THE TRASH CAN RIDE AGAIN?
TWO LITTLE ROBOTS? COOL!
NOW I CAN ACCLIMATE BOTH OF YOU INTO AMERICAN CULTURE.
WHOO-HOO-HOO!
LIFE IS GOOD!
♪ IT'S A PERFECT PLACE TO HEAR THE MUSIC PLAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ YOU CAN SING A SONG ♪
♪ AND DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ KARAOKE ♪
♪ EVERYTHING IS OKEY-DOKEY ♪
♪ AT THE KARAOKE CAFE ♪
♪ [RAP BEAT PLAYS] ♪
♪ IT'S A RIP WHENEVER I GET AROUND ♪
♪ TO PULL THINGS UP, THEY ALWAYS FALL DOWN ♪
♪ IT'S A MAJOR, MAMA-MEGA, MONSTER MYSTERY ♪
♪ NO, NO, IT'S A LAW CALLED GRAVITY ♪
♪ A LAW? WELL, THAT'S JUST FINE ♪
♪ WHO D'YOU THINK YOU ARE, SOME KIND OF EINSTEIN? ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT, I'M THE SQUARED MC, YOU SEE ♪
♪ AND IT'S NEWTON'S LAW, SO YOU MUST AGREE ♪
♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪
♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP B-B-BUMP THAT ♪
♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪
♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪
♪ WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN ♪
♪ BUMP, BUMP B-B-BUMP THAT ♪
♪ I'M BUMP, AND NEWTON DON'T IMPRESS ME ♪
♪ IF I BREAK HIS LAW, IS HE GONNA ARREST ME? ♪
♪ INDEED, YOU DO NOT RISK INCARCERATION ♪
♪ ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOU'RE ONLY ANIMATION ♪
♪ GRAVITY KEEPS THE EARTH AND THE SUN ♪
♪ IN ORBIT TOGETHER, YOU SIMPLETON ♪
♪ WHO, ME, BUMPY THE GREEN MC, DON'T YA SEE? ♪
♪ THE WHOLE DARN WORLD REVOLVES AROUND ME ♪
♪ GRAVITY, CERTAINLY ♪
♪ GRAVITY, CERTAINLY ♪
♪ GRAVITY, MOST CERTAINLY ♪
♪ ALL AROUND ME, IT'S ALL AROUND ME ♪
♪ GRAVITY, CERTAINLY ♪
♪ GRAVITY, WHY, CERTAINLY ♪
♪ GRAVITY, CERTAINLY ♪
♪ I DON'T THINK YOU GET IT ♪
♪ IT'S ALL AROUND ME ♪
♪ WHAT I ESPOUSE, YOU SEEM TO SHUN ♪
♪ THAT'S RIGHT, YOU GOT THE 411 ♪
♪ YOU'VE GOT NO CHOICE, UP'S UP, THAT'S THAT ♪
♪ TO ME, THE ANSWER IS NOT SO PAT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE WHAT'S UP FOR YOU IS DOWN WITH ME ♪
♪ IT'S ALL JUST A MATTER OF RELATIVITY ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, AND YOU'LL GET THE PICTURE ♪
♪ TO THE WALLS, THE CEILING, AND THE LIGHTING FIXTURE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ NOW I SEE, AND I AGREE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ FOLLOW ME, YOU WILL SEE ♪
♪ NOW I SEE, AND I SAY I MUST AGREE ♪
♪ HERR BUMP, YOU'VE TURNED MY HEAD AROUND ♪
♪ NOW I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE WHAT'S UP OR DOWN ♪
♪ YOU'RE NOT AS SQUARED AS I THOUGHT YOU WERE ♪
♪ YOU GOT THAT, JACK, I MUST CONCUR ♪
♪ IT'S BEST TO SHED THOSE RIGID LIMITATIONS ♪
♪ SO WE CAN GET ON WITH OUR PERPETRATIONS ♪
♪ HOP AND HIP ♪
♪ AND DO IT NONSTOP ♪
♪ WITHOUT A CARE TO WHETHER WE FLIPPED OR FLOPPED ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ FLIP, FLIP, FLOP, FLIP, FLIP, FLOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪
♪ F-F-FLIP, F-F-FLOP ♪
♪ FLIPPED OR FLOPPED, NON NONSTOP ♪