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[intro music]
>>ALIEN: Excuse me, Earthling.
>>JOE: Ha! What a quaint 1950's throwback. What's happening, dude?
>>ALIEN: I am of your kind. As such, I wish to engage in your political system. How am
I to dominate your planet?
>>JOE: Man, I wish I knew the answer to that. I've been trying to figure that out for a
while now.
>>ALIEN: Your - that is, our - resources appear to be laughably unprotected. Is this a stealthy
ruse to capture undercover intruders?
>>JOE: Huh?
>>ALIEN: Abort mission. I repeat, mission in jeopardy. Materialize and implant world
explosive in ten.
>>JOE: I don't know how to do any of that.
>>ALIEN: Thank you for your information, fellow Earthling. May the remains of your decimated
planet rest in peace.
>>ALIEN: ...or should I say, "pieces"? HA. HA. HA.
>>ALIEN: Laughter.
[teleport sound]
>>JOE: What a nice guy.
[explosion]
[outro music]