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"Boys, listen. We've been asked to collaborate with charity program 'La Marató.' It'd be good if we made a gesture of solidarity."
"Like what? Giving all our money?"
"No, Messi. Solidarity, not insanity." "Ah, I had already got it..."
"I don't know... What could we do to lend a helping hand, huh?" "Well, in these cases, nude calendars usually work.
The truth is yes."
"The truth is yes!
But I don't understand why people like it. It's just bodies with hair, warts, and the ***...
Well, as I can't come up with anything else, let's do it.
No, move it further away. Ok, it's perfect. Come on boys, hurry up!
But what are you doing with your clothes on?" "Coach, it's very cold. Even my Ballons d'Or are shrunk."
"Andrés, what are you doing with a ball?" "It's for covering me when I take my bathrope off."
"A ball! Pass it to me!" "Calm down! This ball is mine!"
"That's enough!
Oops. When I shout, I have the voice of a smurf.
Well... In order for you not to catch a cold, let's try out with the clothes on. Come on, boys.
Look at me!
Seduce me!
Give me the best of you!
Move a bit more!
What a disaster!
I've asked for the advice of someone who knows a lot about photo shoots, a star of the catwalks."
"Elsa Pataky!" "Larissa Riquelme!" "No...
This star."
"What's up, you cheap?
You'll never be as sexy as I am, but you can imitate me."
"Yes, do it exactly as he does. Come on.
The camera loves you!
Wet your lips! Very Well!
Come on!
A Greek profile! Very well.
Good!
Wow, it's perfect!
It's turned out pretty well, hasn't it?" "To hell with you, only our heads can be seen! "Well, we can fix it by removing you all with Photoshop, you sad."