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Oh, boy. It seems with that Cornstarch tweet,
we were hoist by our own retard.
( Laughing stops )
Uh, so
I know. I know. I know what I said.
It's the use of the word "retard."
- It's just not - But it was joke. It was joke.
And then everything went silent.
If I could, I think it would behoove you to make an apology
as soon as possible, in which case I can get someone in your office
from an appropriate mental health charity
Who the *** is pretty boy? Who the *** is pretty boy?
Look, it's going to be in the papers tomorrow.
Not necessarily. Let's not make it the story and panic, okay?
- What if Tom Hanks dies? - What?
- What a dark thought. - I'm not wishing that.
I'm saying anything could happen Tom Hanks could die,
there could be a forest fire in L.A.
How did you get this job? You really want to base your press strategy
based on trying to figure out when Tom Hanks is gonna
- Did someone order a ***-o-gram here? - Amy: Yes, seemingly.
Can we not strategize in a closet?
All right, what we're gonna do is we're gonna walk slowly to the car, okay?
But you guys surround me, very purposeful.
- Like a human motorcade. - Exactly.
- We're discussing important things. - Like the pope.
- Come on. - Mike: Let's just roll.
- And smile, though. Smile, smile. - Wonderful job.
Smiling. And we're gonna talk about that.
It's not enough of a motor
surround me more, though. Surround it.
- Surround me. - Okay, I've got it. I've got it.
I need to keep these off your jacket 'cause the static attracts and retains dirt.
Selina: Thank you, Gary. Making physics fun.
Every minute that we delay, "Retard" goes up a font size.
Amy: Well, then start the process.
Mike, we're gonna have to have you pull an all-nighter.
No, I can't. I've got the dog.
Okay, listen. Mike, you go home.
Feed the dog. Walk the dog.
Shoot the dog. Bury the dog.
- And then come back in, okay? - The dog will be fine.