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DTR : Dishonered for me came out of no-where. And it was backed by bethesada, a compnay
with a massive following. Omar : What rock have you been sleeping under
DTR DTR : What do you mean? Because i never herd
of this game? Omar : I've been waiting for this one, and
you've never even herd of it. DTR : I've been too busy eye balling the new
WiiU system and its games. This one simply slipped under my radar.
Omar : Radar, My god man update your radar to a satalite system, You shoudln't have missed
this one. DTR : Sorry man
Omar : Enough, Lets check in to see what we have for graphic options.
DTR : I can urnate better graphic options then this.
Omar : It's kinda *** like i have to say. DTR : Not much to see here thats forsure
Omar : Well lets start this up. DTR : First thing i noticed, Bethesda is always
at this for all their games. The textures look like sausage.
Omar : They're a little heavy on the sun rays as well.
DTR : A little would be a understatment. The guy who added them to the game was like, add
a bit of sunray. Nope, thats not enough, more....more......more.....more, more more.
DTR : An now the game is one big sunray. Heavenly...or not...well...
Omar : Its not that bad, it looks neat and does add to the game.
DTR : If a girl has a nasty zit on the side of her face do you know how she would hide
it? Omar : How?
DTR : Add bright red lip stick to draw the attention away from it, thats what they have
done here. Omar : What do you mean?
DTR : Well, ... add some crappy texturs then crank the sun rays and bam...you got amazing
textures. But not for the keen of eye. I can see your textures Bethesda, you can't hide
them from me. Omar : Controls are exquisit and work well
with the game. Getting used to the controls will take a bit of time but everything is
where it should be. DTR : Well at the very least movement ISN'T
mapped to the arrow keys. That would be bad. Omar : Yeah they got them right, Though i
did have to increase the mouse speed to the max.
DTR : Same, it was defaut way to slow. Fighting is done great as well, and the game will reward
you for being stealthy. Omar : You can carry a couple weapons at once,
a gun and a sword. Each will be controled with your left and right mouse button.
DTR : And to go in stealth mode you simply press C. Then sneak up on the enemy and enjoy
an amazing stealth kill. This kinda reminds me off assassins creed meets fallout slash
oblivion or even skyrim. You can so tell its a bethesda game.
Omar : I agree, i'm still amazed you never herd of it.
DTR : I did omar, but it was more of a thought in the back of my head when i first seen it,
which i think was at E3 Omar : You were at E3?
DTR : No you pin head, i can't afford to go there. I watch TV sometimes you know, or videos
online. One of which was of this game at E3. Omar : Pin Head...what does this mean.
DTR : I insulted you omar, it was an insult. Omar : *SAY SOMETHING IN ARBIC
DTR : What in the love of god was that outburst Omar?
Omar : I insulted you DTR. I Insulted you DTR : Hrump...
Omar : Even with the extra sunrays the game does look great. It has its own, whats the
english word... DTR : It has its own art direction, i think
thats the right way in putting it. Sometimes the graphics just jump out at you and seriously
look really good. Omar : But other times, its...It looks like
bread. DTR : Bread?
Omar : Yeah, bread. Just plain, nothen extra like butter or anything on it.
DTR : Ahh, i agree. The game does have its moments.
DTR : One thing, and i know this is tedious guys but it made me love the game. Jumping
is human like. When you jump you don't go more then a foot off the ground. No halo jumping
here, its something i wanted to see in a game for a long while now.
Omar : But whats not human like is the special abilities you get such as a teleport.
DTR : Or the see though the wall one. Omar : You'll level these abilities up by
collecting these artifacts which will be used as currency to buy upgrades and new abilitys.
DTR : The game feels so unique i have to say. We've seen abilites like this before but theres
just something this game is doing right. It ain't no 1.5L 4 cylinder engine thats forsure.
Omar : Nope, its the unreal engine, more like a twin charged v10.
DTR : All that being said, i'm kinda looking forward to games that will use the new unreal
engine. Heck, when i watch what its capable of my toe has a orgasim. Its that nice.
Omar : Even still, they are pushing alot out of this engine now. I do agree its time for
the new one. DTR : You'll find coin scattered around as
well, which you'll use to buy ammo and other weapons.
Omar : This is somewhat remenicent of Skyrim or Oblivion as well. Recovering life is as
simple as eating a can of ham found in the sewars.
DTR : On that note, how can someone even eat anything in the sewars....
Omar : Hmm. DTR : Nevermind man, lets get off that subject.
I have like a seroiusly weak stomic. Omar : Okay.. if you don't mind DTR I would
like to talk a bit about the story.. Something you always fail to follow.. :D
DTR : Yeah..B. B.. but still, I have super fast internet and you lag when you open google
Omar: AAARRRGGGGGGHHHH .. I knew you would say that.. Alright, about the story.
Omar : This is an alternate reality game where they change key aspects of history and major
events, which creates a whole new world full of possibilities and surprises. It is a very
dramatic story, with certain science fiction-like elements. It's set in old-world England. which
isn't what was expected so it was bizarre, but in very good way.
DTR : This brings up something very important. You need to be really skilled and very careful
mixing technology with drama. And if a developer don't go out on a limb, they'll never win
big. The only problem with that is if screw things up while walking out to that limb,
you'll fall hard. Omar : Exactly, This is a game where it all
paid off in the end. DTR : It feels like assassins creed to me,
but with a mix of the gameplay of the darkness 2 and a twist of oblivion or skyrim. Its a
really mutt of a game. Omar : Mutt, what is this?
DTR : Its a dog that has more then one breed mixed in its genes and did i mention i have
really fast internet? Omar : Yes you did...
Omar : The story, by the way DTR Your an ***, Some bad guys killed this Empress, took control
of the country during an epidemic plague break out. Only the wealthy can afford to get medicine,
and the poor die in the streets either by the plague,mafia, power gates or are burned
alive by the authority tallboys. opression.. oh the satisfaction.
Omar: And the S-s-s-s-s-sound. Voice acting is crazy.
DTR : I know, i notcied the fascial movements were damn near spot on in this one when they
talk. Omar : Everybody is doing a geniune british
accent which matches the city design in the game and its inspired london design.
DTR : The music in the game is good as well, i'm still not sure how to go about talking
about the music in games. Does it match the atmosphere, yes. Did bethoveen sit down and
write anything specificly for this game. No! did bach, No..Metallic or Nirvana Nope. If
it stood out in a good or bad way i'd point it out. But it don't so yeah. I've no complaints
or complements and I believe we are done here.. I think that covers the basics Omar!
Omar: Thats all i have to say as well DTR : Well lets end this then.
Omar : This is DTR : DTR and,
Omar : Omar Signing off and don't you dare to use this Internet speed joke again or will
travel to Canada and kill you.. DTR : Having a muslim threaten to kill me
is kinda scary, Omar : I'm serious!
DTR : Why so serious! Omar : Arggggg