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You wanna know the hardest Heart Piece to get in Majora's Mask?
It all starts at this shooting game. You come in, and you talk to the big burly guy at the
front, and he tells you a lot of things, but I'll sum it up for you.
In order to win, you have to shoot all of the red Octoroks, and none of the Blue Octoroks.
If you do this and obtain a perfect score, you get the heart piece.
Now, on the surface, this sounds pretty simple. But trust me, it's not. It's not freaking
simple at all.
This mini game requires you to have dexterity and accuracy comparable to Apolo, the Greek
God of Archery. If you're anything less than perfect, you will not get this heart piece.
You'll only spend hours toiling away in misery, only to get 49 instead of 50.
Sometimes, you'll be cruising along just fine, and then one *** Blue Octorok gets in your
way, and you're set back to nothing.
And a lot of times, you'll just straight-up miss one because the game thinks you're freaking
Flash Gordon, so your super-speed can handle a little fast-paced Archery.
And if you're anyone like me, these things will happen to you a lot.
But the key is to keep your cool. If you get pissed off, all you'll do is become more and
more shakey, which will actually make you miss a lot more.
And if you're like some people in this world that don't react well to anger, you might
even become the Incredible Hulk. You don't want to do that. Jimmy just paid off the family
car. You don't want to mess with Jimmy.
To win this mini game and get the hardest heart piece in the game, you must stay constantly
vigilant. Be calm, be strong, and most importantly, learn the enemy's patterns.
If you mess up, just keep going! Learn the patterns, don't just give up and keep hitting
the blue ones on purpose.
My advice? Just pretend the goal isn't to hit 50 Red Octoroks. No, instead, the goal
is to hit as many Octoroks as you can. You have to be serious. You must want them all
to die. Genocide is the only way in this game.
Once you master the art of bloodlust and start regularly consuming a bowl of Octorok Soup
and downing it in Blue Octorok Blood for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, only then will you become
the master of this shooting game.
Only then, will you finally attain your well-sought prize, which is in my opinion, the hardest
heart piece in the game.
Now if you excuse me, I've got some Snowhead to plow through, next time on Majora's Mask.