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NICK: So you have temped before?
MALE SPEAKER: Yes, I have.
NICK: Well, I see that, but you listed temping under
experience.
But you forgot to put the employers.
So I'm just curious, who have you temped for?
MALE SPEAKER: Let's just say the US government.
NICK: Oh, wow, OK.
like the DMV, or?
MALE SPEAKER: Yeah.
Something like that.
NICK: And uh, you've worked overseas, "Ser-by-a",
"Angle-uh," I love it there.
You just got back from North "Corey-uh," right?
MALE SPEAKER: Korea.
Yeah.
NICK: I have, uh, been around the world a few times myself.
I once had a summer job in North Carolina.
Crazy times, totally crazy times.
Because you're not supposed to go to South Carolina.
I knew that going in.
So anyway, what kind of work were you doing over in North
"Corey-uh," Kor--
"Corey-uh?"
MALE SPEAKER: Data entry.
NICK: OK.
Data entry.
All right.
Did you know that we are the number two cellphone button
making company in the US?
MALE SPEAKER: Second only to Sell Buttons Corporation.
NICK: You know your cell phone button making companies.
That is great.
Well, you know what I would normally do, and what I'm
supposed to do is do like a background check, security
thing, but I think we've got such a good
vibe going, why bother?
You know, right?
So I'm just going to say you're hired, Thomas Clancy.
THOMAS CLANCY: That is fantastic.
NICK: You bet.
THOMAS CLANCY: Thank you so much.
NICK: You're very welcome.
THOMAS CLANCY: Oh.
Excuse me.
NICK: Yeah, no.
THOMAS CLANCY: It's my wife.
Let me just tell her the great news.
NICK: Go for it.
THOMAS CLANCY: Yeah, I got the job.
Yeah, I'm in.
Yeah, operation flush number two is a go.
Clancy out.
She's very excited.
NICK: That's great.
You and your wife have a, um, interesting shorthand.
THOMAS CLANCY: What do you mean, wife?
That Samantha.
What a great show.
So what do you guys know about the structural integrity of
this building?
MARK: What?
BEN: It is just me, or is Jerry taller in the reruns?
NANCY: He's a little taller.
BEN: He is, isn't he?
[LAUGHTER]
THOMAS CLANCY: Oh, that Kramer.
That is such a great show.
So, what do you guys know about the
Selton's supply chain?
Stewie.
It's a crazy show.
So if somebody was going to sabotage this company, what
would they do, hypothetically?
STORMY: Thomas, I, uh, I have to be honest with you.
I have never seen the Family Guy, but you and I are having
so much fun.
THOMAS CLANCY (IN STALL): understand.
I'll take care of it.
[GRUNTS]
Don't worry.
[EXHALES]
I'll figure this out.
Number two will go away.
Clancy out.
[GRUNTS]
Germs seem to be everywhere.
Sometimes the world just seems so dirty.
You know?
No matter how hard I try to clean, it just never, ever
seems clean enough.
ALINA: I feel the same way.
THOMAS CLANCY: I'm Thomas Clancy, by the way.
ALINA: Alina.
THOMAS CLANCY: I know.
I've been watching you.
Can I ask you a personal question?
Why aren't you in charge here?
ALINA: I ask myself the same thing every day.
THOMAS CLANCY: Because you're smarter than Nick, and you're
so much more beautiful.
I mean, if you were going to delete all the information to
cripple Selton's, where would that be?
ALINA: The mainframe.
In the office.
Next to the conference room.
THOMAS CLANCY: Really?
ALINA: Yes.
Idiotic, I know.
They keep all the important information
in one central location.
They don't even back it up.
And everybody knows the password.
It's Selton's.
THOMAS CLANCY: Fascinating.
Oh, that's my grandmother.
I have to get that.
Excuse me.
I found my Judas.
Located the cross.
Clancy out.
ALINA: My grandma's really religious, too.
THOMAS CLANCY: Yeah?
My grandma's dead.
It was nice meeting you.
ALINA: Thank you for the hand sanitizer.
See you around?
THOMAS CLANCY: Alina, it's going to get
really dirty in here.
Keep that close.
Clancy out.
ALINA: Clancy out.
Clancy out.